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**Boomer14** · 07-24-21 14:43

Originally Posted by Organiz [View Original Post]

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/15443332

C'Mon., really?

I've walked in on providers who were so high they completely forgot to put away their drugs.

SMH.

Hmm it looks like she pooped on some foil.

**Organiz** · 07-24-21 14:33

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/15443332

C'Mon., really?

I've walked in on providers who were so high they completely forgot to put away their drugs.

SMH.

**WarpFactor69** · 07-22-21 13:23

Originally Posted by PdxHobbiest [View Original Post]

Anyone try this new girl that's been posting in Portland?

https://portland.skipthegames.com/fe...p/258325148621

I stopped reading as soon as I saw "I do ask for a deposit".

**ORTailBlazer** · 07-22-21 07:16

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...tland/64790352

Do not hit this one up. Chloe. I am sure there are many stories. Alerts are crazy. Name change, copy and pasting Scarlett's posts. LOL.

I almost went for it when she started offering greek. It was a traphouse type incall so I drove on. I should have recognized that tyrone was texting me. You don't hear this a lot in the hobby but glad I pulled out early. LOL.

Be careful with these providers out here.

Check her before you pump her.

**TryHard** · 07-21-21 19:52

Originally Posted by KingOfFours [View Original Post]

As the old bard said, "There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy"!

Yet, you are surely right! It seems VERY strange that those tiny little Skene's glands can hold so much fluid!

So, here's the deal: it seems that the empirical experimental evidence indicated that Skene's fluid is part of the squirt in SOME women, while in others, it is pure urine.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sci...of-science/amp

Now, their sample size was only 7. So, I hypothesize that there is a continuous spectrum of squirted fluid, ranging from pure urine to pure Skene's fluid. The women that produce smaller volumes, like the Alex in RI who I mentioned, may be squirting pure Skene's. Indeed, her squirt was thick and milky, NOT watery, as would be expected for Skene's. On the other hand, women like Candy are supplementing the squirt with a lot of urine, which was indeed thin and watery and not milky. (But still enough Skene's to make it taste like Skene's rather than urine). Ditto for my Philly UTR.

I've experienced both types. I looked down as I was flipping a barebacker over to finish her off in mish and could see her peeing as I was sticking it in. Clearly peeing. I also remember a couple where they were cumming and all of a sudden were really wet, but it wasn't watery, it was more lubricated feeling and just seemed to be all over, and I'll bet that was those Skene's emptying. But on porn? Thats pee pee guys, and its so lame.

**KingOfFours** · 07-21-21 06:14

Originally Posted by PeterJohnson [View Original Post]

Human women don't have a 5 gallon tank of "Skene's fluid" in their bodies. Maybe you are f*cking some alien ***** but not a human woman.

As the old bard said, "There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy"!

Yet, you are surely right! It seems VERY strange that those tiny little Skene's glands can hold so much fluid!

So, here's the deal: it seems that the empirical experimental evidence indicated that Skene's fluid is part of the squirt in SOME women, while in others, it is pure urine.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sci...of-science/amp

Now, their sample size was only 7. So, I hypothesize that there is a continuous spectrum of squirted fluid, ranging from pure urine to pure Skene's fluid. The women that produce smaller volumes, like the Alex in RI who I mentioned, may be squirting pure Skene's. Indeed, her squirt was thick and milky, NOT watery, as would be expected for Skene's. On the other hand, women like Candy are supplementing the squirt with a lot of urine, which was indeed thin and watery and not milky. (But still enough Skene's to make it taste like Skene's rather than urine). Ditto for my Philly UTR.

**PdxHobbiest** · 07-21-21 04:55

Anyone try this new girl that's been posting in Portland?

https://portland.skipthegames.com/fe...p/258325148621

**ShootingBlanks** · 07-21-21 03:05

Men are historically pretty cucked tbh unfortunately too much will turner and james norington and and not enough jack sparrow or better yet barbosa oops I mean davey jones did I mention my ex is a squid lmao.

Originally Posted by DuhkGeorge [View Original Post]

She offered to replace my mattress due to flooding. Super sweet taste too. Those days were a lot of fun.

I'm sure it wasn't five gallons, but it was a lot of not piss. Most studies done on a woman's sexuality suck, historically.

**DuhkGeorge** · 07-20-21 22:16

Originally Posted by ShootingBlanks [View Original Post]

Some body best tell that to my ex from the late 1980's because sploooosh got damn.

She offered to replace my mattress due to flooding. Super sweet taste too. Those days were a lot of fun.

I'm sure it wasn't five gallons, but it was a lot of not piss. Most studies done on a woman's sexuality suck, historically.

**ShootingBlanks** · 07-20-21 20:24

Some body best tell that to my ex from the late 1980's because sploooosh got damn.

Originally Posted by PeterJohnson [View Original Post]

Human women don't have a 5 gallon tank of "Skene's fluid" in their bodies. Maybe you are f*cking some alien ***** but not a human woman.

**Peter Johnson** · 07-20-21 17:12

Originally Posted by KingOfFours [View Original Post]

It is USUALLY piss. But I have encountered "gushing" quite frequently, not urine, but Skene's duct fluid. But I've only encountered squirting of jets in 3 woman. One is a totally UTR MILF in Philadelphia. I have films of her squirting Skene's fluid 3 to 4 feet in the air. She was, hands down, the award winner for distance squirt. And she could squirt while being inseminated.

In RI, there was Alex (cum4 alex), sperm-in-any-hole spinner, who could squirt Skene's fluid a few inches when you hit the right spot. I'm not sure if Alex is still active?

Then there was Candy, a nymphomaniac MILF in Vancouver, BC. She was multi-orgasmic and squirted thick 6-inch jets from each quite large and visible Skene's duct, almost continuosly while gettng cum-pumped. And she could drown you during DATY! I'm not sure if she's still around either, but here's her pictures.

Human women don't have a 5 gallon tank of "Skene's fluid" in their bodies. Maybe you are f*cking some alien ***** but not a human woman.

**GangBangLeader** · 07-20-21 16:11

Originally Posted by Clayman18 [View Original Post]

I saw her recently for the for the first time. Easy set up, clean private incall in se. She's nice, a pro, good GFE experience. Only thing is she's about 25 pounds heavier than photos, really close to BBW, which isn't my thing but good service made up for it, probably won't repeat but glad I experienced her just once.

She must have really let herself go.

That is to bad.

**KingOfFours** · 07-20-21 10:16

Originally Posted by DuhkGeorge [View Original Post]

If it's urine it's the best tasting most unurine thing I've ever tasted. I suspect the studies are flawed and it is as true as the statement that women have no g-spot. I have yet to meet an escort that was legit squirting. The real thing is extremely uncommon.

It is USUALLY piss. But I have encountered "gushing" quite frequently, not urine, but Skene's duct fluid. But I've only encountered squirting of jets in 3 woman. One is a totally UTR MILF in Philadelphia. I have films of her squirting Skene's fluid 3 to 4 feet in the air. She was, hands down, the award winner for distance squirt. And she could squirt while being inseminated.

In RI, there was Alex (cum4 alex), sperm-in-any-hole spinner, who could squirt Skene's fluid a few inches when you hit the right spot. I'm not sure if Alex is still active?

Then there was Candy, a nymphomaniac MILF in Vancouver, BC. She was multi-orgasmic and squirted thick 6-inch jets from each quite large and visible Skene's duct, almost continuosly while gettng cum-pumped. And she could drown you during DATY! I'm not sure if she's still around either, but here's her pictures.

**Clayman18** · 07-19-21 00:59

Originally Posted by JaceTheRedAce [View Original Post]

Can anyone tell me what their experience was like with her? More recent is better but any detailed report would be great. TNA is just to unreliable nowadays. Feel free to PM if you don't want to publicly post.

I saw her recently for the for the first time. Easy set up, clean private incall in se. She's nice, a pro, good GFE experience. Only thing is she's about 25 pounds heavier than photos, really close to BBW, which isn't my thing but good service made up for it, probably won't repeat but glad I experienced her just once.

**Member #6858** · 07-18-21 18:10

Can anyone tell me what their experience was like with her? More recent is better but any detailed report would be great. TNA is just to unreliable nowadays. Feel free to PM if you don't want to publicly post.