Massage Parlor Reports

**DMichaels69** · 07-20-21 14:59

I stopped by the other day, no sign of uncle but they were busy so I did not stay.

Originally Posted by Lookin4it [View Original Post]

This is part of a little bit bigger report I will be posting in the Roselle section, but I drive by NV today and there was a Sheriffs car parked out front. But NV looked open. I didn't linger.

**RDarris** · 07-20-21 14:59

Hey,

Had some extra loot so decided to visit CLM and what seems to be their Ace, Suzie. Easy setup, came right from work so able to take a shower before and after. Suzie got a super nice body and cool to chat with. Nice sensual back rub, she oiled up the girls which felt good on the back. L1 finish. Overall I'm not sure ill be back for the price as I'm used to my Asian grannies but fun to splurge. While I was coming in, ran into a super tall leggy white chick also coming up if that's your thing, but didn't catch a name. Might come back to see Bella.

**Lookin4it** · 07-20-21 13:47

Originally Posted by UncleNutzy [View Original Post]

In the city, that means the city has shut them down due to a bust. Not sure if that's the case out in Wheaton though.

This is part of a little bit bigger report I will be posting in the Roselle section, but I drive by NV today and there was a Sheriffs car parked out front. But NV looked open. I didn't linger.

**Iamslobbyist** · 07-20-21 12:46

Originally Posted by UncleNutzy [View Original Post]

It's different and you know it. What we're doing is not true tipping. We're paying for an off-menu service, which means we're also setting the rates. Keep paying too much, and that becomes the new price.

The price is set with knowledge of the going rate and ability to negotiate down to it. It is not set by the highest tip.

**Ujjggi** · 07-20-21 12:29

Tons available and will come to you! PM me I have some numbers.

Originally Posted by EDog65 [View Original Post]

Going to be in town next week, staying in the Gold Coast area for a few nights. Are any of the hotel outcall massage options not just a legit massage? I saw an ad for Chicago Luxurious Massage and looks tempting but I'm looking for at least an L1 option, but preferably more. If these are strictly normal massages are there options in the area? I looked at CLM as an option and I'd just grab an Uber over to it as long as I can get an Appt. Would love to indulge in KP but an out of Towne probably has no shot at getting verified. Just looking for options fellas. I've got some morning and evening time slots available on my calendar. I know I'm new to the board and may get lit up for asking, but figured I'd try.

**UncleNutzy** · 07-20-21 11:41

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

Like I said, I was feeling generous. Also, as I alluded to, it was more than a hand job.

Do you also get bent out of shape when the guy at the table next to you tips the waitress more than you see fit? Because now next time you come you might be expected to pay more for your omelette? I know what the going rates are. I received what I thought was exceptional service, tipped as I saw fit, and reported back.

It's different and you know it. What we're doing is not true tipping. We're paying for an off-menu service, which means we're also setting the rates. Keep paying too much, and that becomes the new price.

**Richie55** · 07-20-21 11:06

Originally Posted by Whamster123 [View Original Post]

Has anyone heard from Lauren (Spa Sensational)? She's been MIA for quite some time now. Was always a good session with her, curios to see if anyone has seen her recently.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/129526

Yes, I saw her last week. She's back in business, but still tough to track down sometimes.

**Mitsom** · 07-20-21 09:03

Originally Posted by Devlin [View Original Post]

What The Hell. You gave her $100.00 tip for a Hand Job?

Like I said, I was feeling generous. Also, as I alluded to, it was more than a hand job.

Do you also get bent out of shape when the guy at the table next to you tips the waitress more than you see fit? Because now next time you come you might be expected to pay more for your omelette? I know what the going rates are. I received what I thought was exceptional service, tipped as I saw fit, and reported back.

**EDog65** · 07-19-21 14:59

Going to be in town next week, staying in the Gold Coast area for a few nights. Are any of the hotel outcall massage options not just a legit massage? I saw an ad for Chicago Luxurious Massage and looks tempting but I'm looking for at least an L1 option, but preferably more. If these are strictly normal massages are there options in the area? I looked at CLM as an option and I'd just grab an Uber over to it as long as I can get an Appt. Would love to indulge in KP but an out of Towne probably has no shot at getting verified. Just looking for options fellas. I've got some morning and evening time slots available on my calendar. I know I'm new to the board and may get lit up for asking, but figured I'd try.

**Devlin** · 07-19-21 02:31

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

... given her lackluster looks. Quoted me $80 but I was feeling generous so gave her $100 and made her day. "Thank you, thank you, thank you."

... But if you're looking for a great massage and a good attitude (even after the handshake finished with a face massage and went the full hour), you might give her a shot.

What The Hell. You gave her $100.00 tip for a Hand Job?

**SterlingPNess** · 07-18-21 23:48

Decided to hit an old haunt, but man do I regret it. Drew Lilly, did 30 since she was meh on the eyes. Got down to business and was way overcharging. 2. 00 for FS, strike 1. Back and forth negotiation, strike 2. Toothy CBJ, Awful demeanor, terrible massage, strike 3-5. Stay safe out there.

**LS4V8** · 07-18-21 18:46

Originally Posted by BabyBoy2013 [View Original Post]

This is a Legit spot nothing but a good Thai massage and stretching. Nothing else & I've been to the Broadway location. They even give you the Thai clothing to wear during the session.

Hands down the best actual massage place. I always leave feeling like a million bucks. I don't know if they do any extras. I'm just too busy enjoying the actual massage to even inquire.

**Trader1973** · 07-18-21 18:02

Guys if you have never been to Warren Ohio do yourself a favor and take a road trip. FS AMPs literally every block. Lots and lots of young girls. GFE with door fee $190 out the door for FS GFE at all the places here. At least 15 in this town.

**OrdLover** · 07-18-21 16:13

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

Called Comfort (near Chinatown) yesterday and requested Yuyu. Was told it was her day off. Decided to roll the dice. Landed Lele. She's nothing special on the eyes for sure. 50's probably, frumpy body, but fairly nice size boobs (which came into play later). Told myself on the way there I'd just like a really good massage anyway. She looked like she'd be strong enough to manage.

While I was on the table two of you came in and requested Yuyu. When told it was her day off left LOL. Anyway, Lele gave one of the best massages I've ever had at these place. She asked if I wanted light or medium and I said strong. She sure delivered but not in the manhandling way some of them do. She actually has a really good touch. Did some deep tissue. I told her that her massage was better than Yuyu and she laughed and then really doubled down. Very thorough. Did some teasing before the flip then the girls came out to take a glazing. Followed instructions well. Overall surprisingly pleasant experience given her lackluster looks. Quoted me $80 but I was feeling generous so gave her $100 and made her day. "Thank you, thank you, thank you."

In general I like the younger, more fit girls. Who doesn't. But if you're looking for a great massage and a good attitude (even after the handshake finished with a face massage and went the full hour), you might give her a shot.

Is that $80 total or $80 tip?

**Jayp80** · 07-18-21 15:33

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

Called Comfort (near Chinatown) yesterday and requested Yuyu. Was told it was her day off. Decided to roll the dice. Landed Lele. She's nothing special on the eyes for sure. 50's probably, frumpy body, but fairly nice size boobs (which came into play later). Told myself on the way there I'd just like a really good massage anyway. She looked like she'd be strong enough to manage.

While I was on the table two of you came in and requested Yuyu. When told it was her day off left LOL. Anyway, Lele gave one of the best massages I've ever had at these place. She asked if I wanted light or medium and I said strong. She sure delivered but not in the manhandling way some of them do. She actually has a really good touch. Did some deep tissue. I told her that her massage was better than Yuyu and she laughed and then really doubled down. Very thorough. Did some teasing before the flip then the girls came out to take a glazing. Followed instructions well. Overall surprisingly pleasant experience given her lackluster looks. Quoted me $80 but I was feeling generous so gave her $100 and made her day. "Thank you, thank you, thank you."

In general I like the younger, more fit girls. Who doesn't. But if you're looking for a great massage and a good attitude (even after the handshake finished with a face massage and went the full hour), you might give her a shot.

Similar impression when I paid her a visit, massage was a good 8/10.