Massage Parlor Reports

[UncleNutzy]

Like I said, I was feeling generous. Also, as I alluded to, it was more than a hand job.

Do you also get bent out of shape when the guy at the table next to you tips the waitress more than you see fit? Because now next time you come you might be expected to pay more for your omelette? I know what the going rates are. I received what I thought was exceptional service, tipped as I saw fit, and reported back.

It's different and you know it. What we're doing is not true tipping. We're paying for an off-menu service, which means we're also setting the rates. Keep paying too much, and that becomes the new price.

[Richie55]

Has anyone heard from Lauren (Spa Sensational)? She's been MIA for quite some time now. Was always a good session with her, curios to see if anyone has seen her recently.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/129526

Yes, I saw her last week. She's back in business, but still tough to track down sometimes.

[Mitsom]

What The Hell. You gave her $100.00 tip for a Hand Job?

Like I said, I was feeling generous. Also, as I alluded to, it was more than a hand job.

Do you also get bent out of shape when the guy at the table next to you tips the waitress more than you see fit? Because now next time you come you might be expected to pay more for your omelette? I know what the going rates are. I received what I thought was exceptional service, tipped as I saw fit, and reported back.

[EDog65]

Going to be in town next week, staying in the Gold Coast area for a few nights. Are any of the hotel outcall massage options not just a legit massage? I saw an ad for Chicago Luxurious Massage and looks tempting but I'm looking for at least an L1 option, but preferably more. If these are strictly normal massages are there options in the area? I looked at CLM as an option and I'd just grab an Uber over to it as long as I can get an Appt. Would love to indulge in KP but an out of Towne probably has no shot at getting verified. Just looking for options fellas. I've got some morning and evening time slots available on my calendar. I know I'm new to the board and may get lit up for asking, but figured I'd try.

[Devlin]

... given her lackluster looks. Quoted me $80 but I was feeling generous so gave her $100 and made her day. "Thank you, thank you, thank you."

... But if you're looking for a great massage and a good attitude (even after the handshake finished with a face massage and went the full hour), you might give her a shot.

What The Hell. You gave her $100.00 tip for a Hand Job?

[SterlingPNess]

Decided to hit an old haunt, but man do I regret it. Drew Lilly, did 30 since she was meh on the eyes. Got down to business and was way overcharging. 2. 00 for FS, strike 1. Back and forth negotiation, strike 2. Toothy CBJ, Awful demeanor, terrible massage, strike 3-5. Stay safe out there.

[LS4V8]

This is a Legit spot nothing but a good Thai massage and stretching. Nothing else & I've been to the Broadway location. They even give you the Thai clothing to wear during the session.

Hands down the best actual massage place. I always leave feeling like a million bucks. I don't know if they do any extras. I'm just too busy enjoying the actual massage to even inquire.

[Trader1973]

Guys if you have never been to Warren Ohio do yourself a favor and take a road trip. FS AMPs literally every block. Lots and lots of young girls. GFE with door fee $190 out the door for FS GFE at all the places here. At least 15 in this town.

[OrdLover]

Called Comfort (near Chinatown) yesterday and requested Yuyu. Was told it was her day off. Decided to roll the dice. Landed Lele. She's nothing special on the eyes for sure. 50's probably, frumpy body, but fairly nice size boobs (which came into play later). Told myself on the way there I'd just like a really good massage anyway. She looked like she'd be strong enough to manage.

While I was on the table two of you came in and requested Yuyu. When told it was her day off left LOL. Anyway, Lele gave one of the best massages I've ever had at these place. She asked if I wanted light or medium and I said strong. She sure delivered but not in the manhandling way some of them do. She actually has a really good touch. Did some deep tissue. I told her that her massage was better than Yuyu and she laughed and then really doubled down. Very thorough. Did some teasing before the flip then the girls came out to take a glazing. Followed instructions well. Overall surprisingly pleasant experience given her lackluster looks. Quoted me $80 but I was feeling generous so gave her $100 and made her day. "Thank you, thank you, thank you."

In general I like the younger, more fit girls. Who doesn't. But if you're looking for a great massage and a good attitude (even after the handshake finished with a face massage and went the full hour), you might give her a shot.

Is that $80 total or $80 tip?

[Jayp80]

Called Comfort (near Chinatown) yesterday and requested Yuyu. Was told it was her day off. Decided to roll the dice. Landed Lele. She's nothing special on the eyes for sure. 50's probably, frumpy body, but fairly nice size boobs (which came into play later). Told myself on the way there I'd just like a really good massage anyway. She looked like she'd be strong enough to manage.

While I was on the table two of you came in and requested Yuyu. When told it was her day off left LOL. Anyway, Lele gave one of the best massages I've ever had at these place. She asked if I wanted light or medium and I said strong. She sure delivered but not in the manhandling way some of them do. She actually has a really good touch. Did some deep tissue. I told her that her massage was better than Yuyu and she laughed and then really doubled down. Very thorough. Did some teasing before the flip then the girls came out to take a glazing. Followed instructions well. Overall surprisingly pleasant experience given her lackluster looks. Quoted me $80 but I was feeling generous so gave her $100 and made her day. "Thank you, thank you, thank you."

In general I like the younger, more fit girls. Who doesn't. But if you're looking for a great massage and a good attitude (even after the handshake finished with a face massage and went the full hour), you might give her a shot.

Similar impression when I paid her a visit, massage was a good 8/10.

[Mitsom]

Called Comfort (near Chinatown) yesterday and requested Yuyu. Was told it was her day off. Decided to roll the dice. Landed Lele. She's nothing special on the eyes for sure. 50's probably, frumpy body, but fairly nice size boobs (which came into play later). Told myself on the way there I'd just like a really good massage anyway. She looked like she'd be strong enough to manage.

While I was on the table two of you came in and requested Yuyu. When told it was her day off left LOL. Anyway, Lele gave one of the best massages I've ever had at these place. She asked if I wanted light or medium and I said strong. She sure delivered but not in the manhandling way some of them do. She actually has a really good touch. Did some deep tissue. I told her that her massage was better than Yuyu and she laughed and then really doubled down. Very thorough. Did some teasing before the flip then the girls came out to take a glazing. Followed instructions well. Overall surprisingly pleasant experience given her lackluster looks. Quoted me $80 but I was feeling generous so gave her $100 and made her day. "Thank you, thank you, thank you."

In general I like the younger, more fit girls. Who doesn't. But if you're looking for a great massage and a good attitude (even after the handshake finished with a face massage and went the full hour), you might give her a shot.

[Trader1973]

I haven't been in a while, however, they are a call and wait for the masseuse to arrive. Once you're downstairs you ring buzzer. Other businesses are on same floor. Massage was OK, no shower, so be fresh. There is a menu option YMMV. $75 door tip is up to you for handshake I gave a 40 tip. In and out no issue. Hope that helps, be safe.

Thanks for intel Will report back trying today.

[Rodney1117]

I haven't been in a while, however, they are a call and wait for the masseuse to arrive. Once you're downstairs you ring buzzer. Other businesses are on same floor. Massage was OK, no shower, so be fresh. There is a menu option YMMV. $75 door tip is up to you for handshake I gave a 40 tip. In and out no issue. Hope that helps, be safe.

Any intel on this place located on W Van Buren? Appears to be on the second floor.

[Trader1973]

Any intel on this place located on W Van Buren? Appears to be on the second floor.

[UncleNutzy]

Drove by yesterday, the sign on the door said closed for a week or maybe more. Just FYI, my suggestion would be to call before going.

In the city, that means the city has shut them down due to a bust. Not sure if that's the case out in Wheaton though.