Escort Reports

[Dubberman]

Hey Lindsey, Hope life is treating you good. Your recent post / ad is interesting.

"if you're reviewing me on USASG and stating that you're going to book me and then not show up, it won't work because I can tell apart the professionals from the bull shitters so good luck with that. I have been in business for 7 years now and know how to keep myself from getting screwed over by time wasters and flakes".

Maybe you could tell us how not to get screwed over by a time-waster or flake.

Most of us have booked with you in good faith, showed up, parked where you requested, some even invited in, and then "ghosted".

What have we done wrong?

If you recognize someone who wasn't a gentleman, then we would understand. But most of us were "first timers" and well respected by other ladies. No one is trying to harm your business, just a warning so someone doesn't waste their time driving across town only to be "ghosted" for reasons we do not understand.

Please respond or have one of your "white knights" do it for you.

That's just hilarious, a time-waster and flake calling us time-wasters and flakes. Sorry girl but you have screwed over too many guys that nearly every review about you these days are negative and I'd definitely be more inclined to believe what everyone is saying about you since I, who was once one of your loyal customers who always showed up for every session and didn't cause trouble, got the dump from you as well. Here's hoping you won't be in business for another year more so that way no one will have to waste their time on a crazy woman like you that gets off on wasting our time and flaking on us. I strongly recommend everyone not to entertain Lindsey anymore and just find someone else who actually respects your time.

[DVelvet69]

Does anybody know anything about this one or two? Looking for someone to meet today I need to make a decision. Is she real? Worth it?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...louis/64427838#.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3199987

Dude, that is Bree and the ONLY thing she is going to do is try and convince you to let "her" fuck you in the ass with a strap-on. She will NOT let you penetrate her and will claim it is because you are "too big"-she pulls this same size shit on literally everyone-and your visit will amount to nothing more than an overpriced and lame ass rushed HJ...

Just set $175 on fire and jerk off on it, it will basically be no different...

Avoid!

[Jfouquet]

Hey Lindsey, Hope life is treating you good. Your recent post / ad is interesting.

"if you're reviewing me on USASG and stating that you're going to book me and then not show up, it won't work because I can tell apart the professionals from the bull shitters so good luck with that. I have been in business for 7 years now and know how to keep myself from getting screwed over by time wasters and flakes".

Maybe you could tell us how not to get screwed over by a time-waster or flake.

Most of us have booked with you in good faith, showed up, parked where you requested, some even invited in, and then "ghosted".

What have we done wrong?

If you recognize someone who wasn't a gentleman, then we would understand. But most of us were "first timers" and well respected by other ladies. No one is trying to harm your business, just a warning so someone doesn't waste their time driving across town only to be "ghosted" for reasons we do not understand.

Please respond or have one of your "white knights" do it for you.

Well said LittleRichard! I am one of the many that have contacted her in good faith, have an agreed upon time to meet, show up, wait in the parking lot, text her and then crickets.

[An349]

So after many tries I was finally able to see this latina, and unfortunately I was disappointed. I texted her a few hours before and we set the time, but when I got to her incall location she told me she would be "just a few more minutes" because she was getting ready. That turned into 25 minutes. She has a medium build, with a few extra pounds in the tummy area. She has some kind of skin condition where she is very blotchy all over, you can see a little of it in the picture where she has her one tit out. I would have been okay with that if she had been into the session, but she wasn't at all. She seemed really out of it, like she was either extremely hung over or was on something. She was in a dress and sandals, and when it was time to start she took off her underwear but wanted to keep the dress on. I asked her to take it off but she said that she had just put on body makeup and it was get all over her dress if she took it off. What?

So she pulled up her dress so that her boobs were just barely sticking out, and lied on the bed with her sandals still on. She gave me a mediocre BBBJ and then wanted to put the cover on, so I asked if I could go down on her first. She sighed and said "whatever". The daty was nothing special, so I gave up on that and put the cover on. The only redeeming quality to the visit was that she was pretty tight down there, so I finished, got dressed and got out of there. 150 for hh. Maybe she was just having an off day, but I won't be going back to find out.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/3145042385/1

[Little Richard]

I have never seen Eden yet but I certainly plan to. Lindsey doesn't work on Sundays and doesn't do real late nights. She is an intelligent, classy lady however. Greg.

Hey Lindsey, Hope life is treating you good. Your recent post / ad is interesting.

"if you're reviewing me on USASG and stating that you're going to book me and then not show up, it won't work because I can tell apart the professionals from the bull shitters so good luck with that. I have been in business for 7 years now and know how to keep myself from getting screwed over by time wasters and flakes".

Maybe you could tell us how not to get screwed over by a time-waster or flake.

Most of us have booked with you in good faith, showed up, parked where you requested, some even invited in, and then "ghosted".

What have we done wrong?

If you recognize someone who wasn't a gentleman, then we would understand. But most of us were "first timers" and well respected by other ladies. No one is trying to harm your business, just a warning so someone doesn't waste their time driving across town only to be "ghosted" for reasons we do not understand.

Please respond or have one of your "white knights" do it for you.

[Woderif]

Ok, I hate to be that guy, but I cannot find anything on this one. I've searched the forum and Google, but nothing. If anyone has any info, please let me know.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...louis/64715952

[King50]

Are we allowed to put Snapchat accounts on forum. It seems a lot of providers are using this method now, I have one I can list if acceptable, thanks.

Just try it.

[King50]

Alright fellow mongers here's the deal. The wife gave me a hall pass for the sake of finally trying greek because she's just not down for it at all. BUT. If I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it the right way, not with some nasty little north county crackhead. So I'm looking for your recommendations on some Eros girls that typically come through St. Louis (they don't have to currently be in town, I can wait) that are talented at Greek. I don't really have a budget but definitely want to keep it under $1 k. Feel free to hit my inbox if you'd like but any recommendations are appreciated!

Wait, your wife gave you a hall pass for you to greek a hooker just because she was not into it? Damn, you are a lucky mofo.

[DreamStar74]

Do you like to get pegged? Will do a lot of things so I can't get it in.

No lo, so that what they do damn! These girls are tricky!

[ReefGlue]

Does anybody know anything about this one or two? Looking for someone to meet today I need to make a decision. Is she

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...louis/64427838#.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3199987

Do you like to get pegged? Will do a lot of things so I can't get it in.

[DreamStar74]

Does anybody know anything about this one or two? Looking for someone to meet today I need to make a decision. Is she real? Worth it?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...louis/64427838#.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3199987

[KatChaser]

If your talking about page extension Lindsey, even if you have an appointment, your chance of seeing her is 50-50. Apparently enjoys "ghosting" or "double-booking".

Eden on the other hand is an absolute "smoke show" Reliable, great communication, great incall. Your only disappointment will be HH 200, you will be sorry you didn't book an HR 300. Or longer

Yes your right, I wish she would get ghosted like she ghost others, and see how she likes it. I made an appt. With her get to the location, she wants me to park in a certain park spot, I park next to it, and she ghost me, she is a waste of time, and a nutcase on top of that.

[Jeff2551]

Hello. I am staying about 30 minutes northwest of Osage Beach for the next 10-14 days. Anyone know of any UTRs, etc. in the area? They don't have to be knockouts or even FS. Thanks!

You may want to check STG. They have a Columbia-Jeff City group. Occasionally someone from the Lake will post. There is an AA provider in Columbia named Tay that will come to the Lake if you pay for travel. I've seen her for years, solid provider if you don't mind everything covered.

[Jeff2551]

Alright fellow mongers here's the deal. The wife gave me a hall pass for the sake of finally trying greek because she's just not down for it at all. BUT. If I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it the right way, not with some nasty little north county crackhead. So I'm looking for your recommendations on some Eros girls that typically come through St. Louis (they don't have to currently be in town, I can wait) that are talented at Greek. I don't really have a budget but definitely want to keep it under $1 k. Feel free to hit my inbox if you'd like but any recommendations are appreciated!

https://columbia-jeff-city.skipthega...m/810846346480

You might consider driving to Columbia to see Khloe. She's a bit flaky (aren't they all?) but loves anal. I saw her a couple of months ago and enjoyed myself. The only reason I haven't seen her again is because I've been traveling out of state and haven't had the time to see local women.

[Splatter34]

There is another section for the lake, but it is pretty dead. You might want to try the Escort section in Columbia / Jeff City. There is more activity there and you won't be that far away.

I'm at the lake quite a bit, but never have any luck. You could try starting at the "Flirt" strip club in Osage Beach.

Would love to hear of any results. Good luck.

Hello. I am staying about 30 minutes northwest of Osage Beach for the next 10-14 days. Anyone know of any UTRs, etc. in the area? They don't have to be knockouts or even FS. Thanks!