Massage Parlor Reports

**Slammer6008** · 07-19-21 23:35

Originally Posted by Caribe [View Original Post]

Does fc = FS?

Yeah, Hana has been around a lo-o-ong time. From her CKB days where she had her special spot that nobody else dare used to opening Health as a middle-aged MILF. I've visited her for FS a couple times in the past and she was a wild bronco. Off the beaten path but still managed to stay afloat. She must be doing something right!

If you can get past her I would go with Mimi. Slammers Choice.

**Seeking Sex** · 07-19-21 23:21

Originally Posted by Caribe [View Original Post]

Does fc = FS?

Yeah, Hana has been around a lo-o-ong time. From her CKB days where she had her special spot that nobody else dare used to opening Health as a middle-aged MILF. I've visited her for FS a couple times in the past and she was a wild bronco. Off the beaten path but still managed to stay afloat. She must be doing something right!

Fc= fish & chips in this context.

**CivilBeast** · 07-19-21 22:34

Originally Posted by HeartlessJay [View Original Post]

Yep, you're just thinking too much. As mongers, there's something wrong with all of us, but we embrace the wrongness and share our stories with each other, yes to be helpful but also to commiserate or to bask in the afterglow of popping our nut. Grannie or young hottie, great experience or disaster, it's all part of the adventure of our hobbie.

Preach. When you finish your first Mongers' Almanac with daily inspirational quotes put me down for 5 copies.

**BruceDee3** · 07-19-21 22:22

Hi guys, just wanted to let you know that Kelly is back in at the Orange location. And agreed, she's hella cute, sexy, and is actually 27.

**Caribe** · 07-19-21 21:44

Originally Posted by Genbua [View Original Post]

I went to Healthy Massa at Golden west after work. The experiment is kinda odd. The plaza looks dead to me as well as the parlor. I came in paying door fee and follow my routine, disrobe ninjutsu, and tummy time. The provider, Hanna, went straight to teasing and I m ready. Ask for everything and she wanted $. 5 . Settled at $. 2 and she took off her mask. I thought she is MILF, but she looks more likr granny to me. She is playful, not bad personality but granny is just not my type. That s why I m not going fc. Yeah, my bat got soft right away. She tried to resurrect it but. Oh well.

Also the place is hot. I guess you should call ahead of time so she can turn on ac.

After all, my bat can never be resurrected and I left unsatisfied.

If folks are into granny, probably fc is better. I will not come back.

Does fc = FS?

Yeah, Hana has been around a lo-o-ong time. From her CKB days where she had her special spot that nobody else dare used to opening Health as a middle-aged MILF. I've visited her for FS a couple times in the past and she was a wild bronco. Off the beaten path but still managed to stay afloat. She must be doing something right!

**TheBagel** · 07-19-21 21:26

Originally Posted by OakOak22 [View Original Post]

Murders? You're mistaken. Two people died but there was no evidence of murder. Please don't spread misinformation.

My mistake if I'm wrong about it being murder, just not sure what else it could be that left two people dead. Overdose possibly? Either way, I'm sure there are more eyes on that place than usual because of the incident.

**Genbua** · 07-19-21 20:47

I went to Healthy Massa at Golden west after work. The experiment is kinda odd. The plaza looks dead to me as well as the parlor. I came in paying door fee and follow my routine, disrobe ninjutsu, and tummy time. The provider, Hanna, went straight to teasing and I m ready. Ask for everything and she wanted $. 5 . Settled at $. 2 and she took off her mask. I thought she is MILF, but she looks more likr granny to me. She is playful, not bad personality but granny is just not my type. That s why I m not going fc. Yeah, my bat got soft right away. She tried to resurrect it but. Oh well.

Also the place is hot. I guess you should call ahead of time so she can turn on ac.

After all, my bat can never be resurrected and I left unsatisfied.

If folks are into granny, probably fc is better. I will not come back.

**Dog777** · 07-19-21 20:41

I love the Ortega spa back in the day. Anyone know if any of the ladies still working in the Oc.

**CryMoarHoar** · 07-19-21 18:03

Went to AAA in LF in a quiet weekday afternoon.

40 ish years old masseuse. Barely speak English. Forgot her name.

.4 entry fee.

Massage was mediocre and a little teasing at the crack.

She asked for 1. 0 for CBJ and 1. 8 for cfs.

I was like. Are you fucking with me?

Opted for handy and I only got. 4 and she said minimum expense was 1. 0.

I hate to haggle as it killed the mood of everything and I did not have time for another place so I picked CBJ.

***** please I'm not going to get handy for 1. 0.

Good technique overall but guess what?

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

I'm not going to go back.

I could have added. 4 and get a hot BBFS Korean girl session.

**Heartless Jay** · 07-19-21 16:35

Originally Posted by BeachDrone [View Original Post]

Another good time with Lucy. But as I walk out to the car, I wonder if seeing a grannie for FS is good for me. Or whether there is something wrong with me that I had a good time. Or maybe I'm just thinking too much. On to the next AMP!

Yep, you're just thinking too much. As mongers, there's something wrong with all of us, but we embrace the wrongness and share our stories with each other, yes to be helpful but also to commiserate or to bask in the afterglow of popping our nut. Grannie or young hottie, great experience or disaster, it's all part of the adventure of our hobbie.

**Heartless Jay** · 07-19-21 16:26

Originally Posted by Ggwrx11 [View Original Post]

Went to Sakura the one on Dale / Chapman. Avoid unless you like grannies haha!

Also, I think all they offer is HJ.

Some of us like grannies and also are satisfied with only a HJ. Have any details to share? Massage quality, HJ quality, price, roaming allowed, stuff like that?

**Lift Her Up** · 07-19-21 13:36

Originally Posted by OakOak22 [View Original Post]

Murders? You're mistaken. Two people died but there was no evidence of murder. Please don't spread misinformation.

Right. Deaths. So far, no determination of murder. https://www.ocregister.com/2015/09/0...he-crosshairs/.

Lift Her Up.

**Mr Plumber** · 07-19-21 09:09

Originally Posted by Blrtum223 [View Original Post]

Which wellness center on brookhurst is this? Can you help me out with a number or a cross street? .

I think he's referring to Wellness Center on the southwest corner of Brookhurst and Hazard. It's in a two-story strip mall behind the gas station.

**OakOak22** · 07-19-21 03:00

Originally Posted by TheBagel [View Original Post]

440 seems to be the place to be based on the comments I've read here, it's cool you get to window shop for the girl you want. My only concern is about the murders that occurred just last month there so there is probably a lot more eyes on that area from Law Enforcement than usual. I'm surprised it's still up and running.

Murders? You're mistaken. Two people died but there was no evidence of murder. Please don't spread misinformation.