Escort Reports

**ILikeThaaaat** · 07-11-21 14:53

Originally Posted by Ryan723 [View Original Post]

Couldn't meet up in the morning and rescheduled for the evening. Comms were fine throughout the day and drive there. Ghosted once arrived. Waited 20 min and left. Phone call came 20 min later begging to come back because she fell asleep, phone's been acting up blah blah blah. Tried again following day and all went well. Looks not too far off from pictures, maybe a 5 year difference. Decent body for age. No apparent substance abuse issues but unbelievably chatty, even talked more during the club polishing than the actual polishing. Flipped over to finish mish. Very flexible and accommodating, BBFS friendly if that's your bag. Friendly and great personality. Only real downside was comms and getting her to shut up but YMMV. 150 damage. Will repeat if nothing else is available.

Saw her last week, forgot to post though. Comms definitely were iffy, I was about to leave because of that and my paranoia. All was good though. I found the very last open parking spot because everyone was partying next door at some type of bar. Walked in and her friend was passed out drunk on the bed. I got a good laugh out of that. She was super quiet that day, so I guess that was a plus. It was decent though, started off with a BBJ. Threw the cover on and all you hear is *squeak squeak squeak* from the bed. At that point she said "forget about my friend, she's not getting up. " She was pretty wet & tight for an older lady. I got scared and thought our protective friend popped, pulled out and it was all good. About 15 minutes later, pop goes the weasel. She put my underwear and pants on for me after I cleaned up, lmao. Now that's FS for ya. Damage was $.

**ILikeThaaaat** · 07-11-21 13:11

Originally Posted by Ficken123 [View Original Post]

Tried contacting "Jane".

Her ad is: https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort...scorts/2459838.

A little sluggish on coms, but eventually got her act together and started responding. Quoted $ for hh. She gives me her address in san Carlos area, and I start heading over there, and then she says: "I need you to stop by a gas station and pickup a visa gift card for the donation". Wait, WTF?

I tell her now way. She then has some story about how she needs the card to pay bills, and how I would be handing her the card in person. I tell her cash only my dear, and she goes "nope".

I opted to walk away at that point, but figured I would share the encounter with you guys.

Not sure what the angle is, but didn't feel right. Maybe one of you has some insights into this (or seen her).

Lmaooo I came across this person as well. Funny because it was one of those hookup sites where people can go live and things like that. So she messages me out of the blue and asks if I have Google hangout or some shit like that. We're on there talking and she wants to do a video call. Long story short, she was actually real and wants to meet up. Cool. So she gives me an address in Lehigh and I let her know I was on my way. As soon as I get in my car she says "can you get me a $ steam gift card so the kids won't bother us and a 6 pack of Heineken" I took my keys out the ignition and went back in my house so fast. Lmao seen it all too often but that one almost got me. I said to myself "you know what, I want to play a little game" so I told her I got it and got some bogus pictures online of a steam card then she asks me to give her the code in the back before I pull up to the house. I told her I never left and that I knew she was scamming all along. I got blocked after that lmao. I guess she doesn't like playing games.

**Below Me** · 07-11-21 00:44

Originally Posted by Ficken123 [View Original Post]

Tried contacting "Jane".

Her ad is: https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort...scorts/2459838.

A little sluggish on coms, but eventually got her act together and started responding. Quoted $ for hh. She gives me her address in san Carlos area, and I start heading over there, and then she says: "I need you to stop by a gas station and pickup a visa gift card for the donation". Wait, WTF?

I tell her now way. She then has some story about how she needs the card to pay bills, and how I would be handing her the card in person. I tell her cash only my dear, and she goes "nope".

I opted to walk away at that point, but figured I would share the encounter with you guys.

Not sure what the angle is, but didn't feel right. Maybe one of you has some insights into this (or seen her).

Once you agreed to that she would have had you take a photo of the damn card and send it to her along with the receipt. Then she would a have paid those damn bills online with the numbers and access code you just sent her. If course she does all this while you're on the way to an abandoned house. She's spent the money and blocks your number. That's the game, you passed the test. Congratulations.

**SwampThang7** · 07-10-21 15:46

Originally Posted by ThickAndCream9 [View Original Post]

As we always say Cash talks and bull shit walks, need a cash gift card to pay bills instead of the good old you s dollar. Wake up and smell the coffee my man, when you get fucked literally.

Or as us guys would say having your cherry busted for the first time, (Like being taken.) Then that smell of coffee will be blasting up your fucking nostrils. Lets hope none of us guys make the same mistake twice. Shit it use to be pick me up a pack of cigarettes and a 2 liter of coke, or some sports drink now that costs as much as a gold bar at fort Knox, but now even the cigarettes are how much a pack. I stopped smoking boo koo years ago. Repeat don't even give money for a deposit, yank on that fucker and you have saved a lot of money if you come down and think about it. Ciao fellow mongers.

I always pay $100 gift card up front with no way to recoup it! Come on man!

**ThickAndCream9** · 07-10-21 14:51

Originally Posted by VetteDrvr [View Original Post]

1 ebony spinner, 1 ebony chunk at "just feet" . Blond spinner across from Wendy's on 41 dressed in black leotards. 6:30 -6:45 ish. All looking fresh and anxious for a "hey how are ya. Need a ride?

Vettedrvr.

I, with all respect hope you don't live up to your name and drive around in one of those plastic cars I use to have, and busted my ass getting in and out of. On 41 that is like having a white elephant on the hood of your car, with LEO looking for guys looking to pick up street walkers. Love the look but get your self an Al Bundy car. (A 66 Dodge Dart). Please excuse me, better not I don't even think they would get into one. Anyway you know what I mean, keep it clean and lean and you will not have any problems. Ciao my fellow mongers.

**BiggDogg70** · 07-10-21 11:06

Originally Posted by Ficken123 [View Original Post]

Tried contacting "Jane".

Her ad is: https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort...scorts/2459838.

A little sluggish on coms, but eventually got her act together and started responding. Quoted $ for hh. She gives me her address in san Carlos area, and I start heading over there, and then she says: "I need you to stop by a gas station and pickup a visa gift card for the donation". Wait, WTF?

I tell her now way. She then has some story about how she needs the card to pay bills, and how I would be handing her the card in person. I tell her cash only my dear, and she goes "nope".

I opted to walk away at that point, but figured I would share the encounter with you guys.

Not sure what the angle is, but didn't feel right. Maybe one of you has some insights into this (or seen her).

I ran across the same scam a few weeks back. I did a little research on the address she gave me and it was a vacant house that was REO'd by a local lender. When I called her out on the bs she went dark. I too am curious about the end game. My guess is that she has a "friend" collect the gift cards while you wait for her to arrive at the vacant house. A very dangerous game to play for sure.

**ThickAndCream9** · 07-10-21 07:35

Originally Posted by Ficken123 [View Original Post]

Tried contacting "Jane".

Her ad is: https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort...scorts/2459838.

A little sluggish on coms, but eventually got her act together and started responding. Quoted $ for hh. She gives me her address in san Carlos area, and I start heading over there, and then she says: "I need you to stop by a gas station and pickup a visa gift card for the donation". Wait, WTF?

I tell her now way. She then has some story about how she needs the card to pay bills, and how I would be handing her the card in person. I tell her cash only my dear, and she goes "nope".

I opted to walk away at that point, but figured I would share the encounter with you guys.

Not sure what the angle is, but didn't feel right. Maybe one of you has some insights into this (or seen her).

As we always say Cash talks and bull shit walks, need a cash gift card to pay bills instead of the good old you s dollar. Wake up and smell the coffee my man, when you get fucked literally.

Or as us guys would say having your cherry busted for the first time, (Like being taken.) Then that smell of coffee will be blasting up your fucking nostrils. Lets hope none of us guys make the same mistake twice. Shit it use to be pick me up a pack of cigarettes and a 2 liter of coke, or some sports drink now that costs as much as a gold bar at fort Knox, but now even the cigarettes are how much a pack. I stopped smoking boo koo years ago. Repeat don't even give money for a deposit, yank on that fucker and you have saved a lot of money if you come down and think about it. Ciao fellow mongers.

**ThickAndCream9** · 07-10-21 07:22

Originally Posted by WellHungMan [View Original Post]

I texted this one from Adult Search.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/napl...scorts/2478576

Good comms but then she wanted a $ deposit.

I called bullshit and she went crickets.

Don't waste your time.

This should be the First Amendment to all new bee's and of course us seasoned mongers know, Not repeat Not to give any money, cash apt, coupon to any escort asking for currency up front. Might I also ad Uber drivers are excused since I am now a part time one LOL just kidding as always. If you are going to send a deposit, please send it this way, at least I will invest it into something you will get a dividends back, maybe just some times according to the market LOL. Its plain and simple Never Giver any Fucking D E P O S I T when asked for. Ciao fellow mongers.

**VetteDrvr** · 07-10-21 02:08

1 ebony spinner, 1 ebony chunk at "just feet" . Blond spinner across from Wendy's on 41 dressed in black leotards. 6:30 -6:45 ish. All looking fresh and anxious for a "hey how are ya. Need a ride?

Vettedrvr.

**Well Hung Man** · 07-09-21 20:46

I texted this one from Adult Search.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/napl...scorts/2478576

Good comms but then she wanted a $ deposit.

I called bullshit and she went crickets.

Don't waste your time.

**ThickAndCream9** · 07-09-21 12:34

Originally Posted by BadDog5 [View Original Post]

Dang you have the best stories and you sure get around. Thank you. 🦸8205;9794;65039;.

As Jack Webb use to say (Just the facts ma) you can make this shit up. Ciao all you mongers.

**BadDog5** · 07-08-21 15:20

Originally Posted by ThickAndCream9 [View Original Post]

Talks OMG got to run this by you guys. Yes she is hot to a picture on STG, etc. I am in Burnt Store Marina stuck because of the flooding. She is in Fort Myers, asking me to pick her up. OK first negotiating price, and ten find out she don't have a room, but if I drive her there and up front pay her, all will be dandy. No all will not be dandy. First of all I am not a Uber driver, especially with a Lincoln Navigator that hits every fucking gas station and knows the pumps by name I think. She says I will take $25.00 off your tab LOL. Really how generous you are. No babe this is how it is, When and if I get out of this aquarium I am stuck in this is how it is. I will pick you up okay, and I will give you $100 and that is including the fucking Uber I am supposed to be. You are going to go in to Travel lodge I think and get your room, then tell me the room number and I will get my fucking Uber ass in there and then give you $100. Hey guys after all is said and done, very good BBBJ BBFS cim shit I think I could have put her on a chain and got a grinder and went around like Geppetto up and down 41 making all kinds of money. And not using any of my gas LOL. Yes she had a few hard times but haven't all of them, if you got a ear for that don't let it get to filled up, most of it is sop story looking for a tip. Ciao all you mongers, any body want to borrow a gas burner let me know LOL.

Dang you have the best stories and you sure get around. Thank you. 🦸8205;9794;65039;.

**Ficken123** · 07-08-21 14:51

Tried contacting "Jane".

Her ad is: https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort...scorts/2459838.

A little sluggish on coms, but eventually got her act together and started responding. Quoted $ for hh. She gives me her address in san Carlos area, and I start heading over there, and then she says: "I need you to stop by a gas station and pickup a visa gift card for the donation". Wait, WTF?

I tell her now way. She then has some story about how she needs the card to pay bills, and how I would be handing her the card in person. I tell her cash only my dear, and she goes "nope".

I opted to walk away at that point, but figured I would share the encounter with you guys.

Not sure what the angle is, but didn't feel right. Maybe one of you has some insights into this (or seen her).

**BiggDogg70** · 07-08-21 11:22

Originally Posted by WellHungMan [View Original Post]

Hey gents,

I saw this ad https://adultsearch.com/florida/napl...scorts/2376885 yesterday, texted and was quoted $ for 30 minutes which everyone knows is a great value. Incall is in average Naples hotel that is known to host. The girl in the ad is not the girl who opened the door, which is usually the case, but she was good looking enough to me, to stick around. She's in her 20's, long dark hair, pretty face, and braces LOL which I did not feel when receiving a covered BJ. She's got really nice natural tits, with silver dollar nipples that she loved having sucked. Before the covered BJ, I sucked on her tits and got her very wet with my FIV and she loved it. Lots of moaning and squirming so I knew I was on the clit and her g spot. I love it when they let you finger them deep like you're fucking them. After FIV for about ten minutes, she gave a nice covered BJ and then climbed on top and rode me cowgirl until I was about to explode. So, I pulled out and continued with more FIV until I had pushed my load back down and then I got on top for some deep and intense F*ing and she was loving it deep and hard until I blew into the hat. Great time for the $ for sure. She doesn't speak great English but from the texts, I was told she's leaving on Friday so if you can get there today. Let me know how it went.

WHM.

I saw her as well on a bait and switch ad and had a descent time. She was reviewed negatively by someone else so it is definitely a YMMV scenario. This is a prime example of what I have bitched about on here a few times. Why not post the pics of the real girls so you can make an informed choice? This one is cute with a nice bod. Why not put that out there. It takes just as much effort to post fake pics as it does the real thing. I just don't get it.

**Golfer1160** · 07-08-21 09:41

My golfing buddy thought he would try to get a round of golf in seeing the bad weather is behind us. Told me that he needed to have his club polished before going. Attempted to contact but no response. My golfing buddy was wondering if anyone else has had luck with club polishing and adjustment?

Golfer1160 playing thru.