Escort Reports

**OldManRiver** · 07-05-21 21:25

Originally Posted by Sentinel35 [View Original Post]

Still that sounds like a full on affair to get all that and really were here for the quick fun and No strings, less $$.

Swingers clubs cost about the same for a single guy to gain entrance for one night, as one visit to a provider for 30-60 minutes, and you can stay all night and hook up with multiple people. Plus the quality of humans in swing clubs is MUCH higher--no fear of disease, drugs, robbery, or LEO involvement. Swing clubs are NOT "guaranteed" hook-ups, but if you are polite, you can clean up nice, and know how to "play the game", they can be a LOT of fun--so much fun that sometimes it's difficult to drive home afterwards, because you are so tired and spent.

Most of your play in a club will be covered--but there are some swingers who play bare--usually couples who have a cuckold fetish (and there is at least one such couple in almost every event). You're not going to find many 20-something spinners, but if you don't mind a woman with a little experience, or some curves, they can be a literal gold mine of cootch. I've been able to indulge pretty much any fetish, kink, or desire at a swing club--BBBJCIM, BBFSCIP, Greek, Threesomes (MFM and FMF), bondage, spanking, gangbangs, bukkake, fisting, watersports, voyeaurism, "hogging", cuckolding another guy's wife, you name it.

The most I ever hooked up at a club was with 4 different women in one night. I could barely walk when I left. I was MUCH younger then, but the drive home was over 2 hours, and I'll admit, it was tough staying awake for that drive--I got home at 4:30 am on a Saturday morning, and slept nearly all day to recover.

People think swing clubs are either full of "beautiful people" who are snooty and elitists, or they think they are full of fat, old, creepy perverts and their fat old nympho wives. Well, you DO get some of both of those at most clubs, but the majority of folks are just average people (usually a little above-average in terms of looks and well-above average in terms of intelligence and creativity) who are looking to spice up their lives, and get a little strange on the side without the risk or stigma of "cheating".

If you aren't an absolute troll in terms of looks, are in average shape (or better), can "clean up" well (shave, shower, brush your hair, put on a little dab of cologne, pop a few breath mints, and put on a nice shirt and some slacks), can speak English with some level of competency, and you can respond to social cues on some functional level, you can be VERY successful at a swingers club. (If you're an autistic, neckbearded, MGTOW, InCel, though, you're probably better off going to a provider...)

Most clubs have specific nights where they welcome single guys (they are specifically for women with gang-bang fantasies, couples into cucking, or women who just want a different guy than their hubby now and then). And if you know how to play the game, and are open to something other than a junkie-thin spinner with the figure of a 12-year-old boy, who is barely responsive when you mount her (which disturbingly, seems to be the preference for many guys on this forum--why, I'll never know.), there is a gold mine of 30-50-something, MILFY poon out there, just waiting to be harvested.

--OMR.

**NKananga** · 07-05-21 18:20

Originally Posted by Buckettes5 [View Original Post]

It seems to me some guys need to go this route since they are so NKn Angary about the fat ugly lousy providers.

https://sexangelbaby.com/?gclid=EAIa...SAAEgItaPD_BwE

These girls may be for you if you're sick of the catfishing adds and the upscale girls who don't have time to do their hair or put on gag proof masquera. Or if you're sick of waiting in line to lick pussy previously cum in 20 minutes ago by John Smithwick. Or if you just can't take the sob story needs of the skank who is so abused. Get a lifelike doll because afterall people suck. Or you just hate womnen. But I would say this whatever you do don't go find a decent provider and pay a fair price for the servfice you ale looking for. Continue to complain about 60 bucks and a crac hore life style. I can say this 500.00 and the right Woman is well worth it. Even if I can't afford it. And really if she's a real woman woth having you probly shoudnt be able to get it for the price of a decent meal anyway.

LOL. Sometimes you just want to vent a little.

Got your point. No pussy on the market is worth 500. Not even on Eros. Best pussy I've had is free. Plenty around if you look. Since they are hard to schedule, we all have to chase the stg hos. Maybe you'll score some good ones and don't have to pay 500?

**NKananga** · 07-05-21 16:00

Originally Posted by Bhull [View Original Post]

It doesn't seem that any of the local talent is able to make you happy. Maybe you could spend a little more and get quality like EROS or something. You must be frustrated as hell. I haven't found a perfect woman but when you do will you let us all know. Hoping you find her brother.

Nothing new. Been there before. Remember the time when BP got shutdown? Yeah! This is not much different. When the going gets tough, the tough get going. I do have couple utr providers but they are hard to schedule. I venture out sometimes based on recs by senior members. Its been a miss very often but will keep trying. Forget Eros or Gps. Not even under consideration!!

**Cadesix** · 07-05-21 12:40

Originally Posted by Buckettes5 [View Original Post]

It seems to me some guys need to go this route since they are so NKn Angary about the fat ugly lousy providers.

https://sexangelbaby.com/?gclid=EAIa...SAAEgItaPD_BwE

These girls may be for you if you're sick of the catfishing adds and the upscale girls who don't have time to do their hair or put on gag proof masquera. Or if you're sick of waiting in line to lick pussy previously cum in 20 minutes ago by John Smithwick. Or if you just can't take the sob story needs of the skank who is so abused. Get a lifelike doll because afterall people suck. Or you just hate womnen. But I would say this whatever you do don't go find a decent provider and pay a fair price for the servfice you ale looking for. Continue to complain about 60 bucks and a crac hore life style. I can say this 500.00 and the right Woman is well worth it. Even if I can't afford it. And really if she's a real woman woth having you probly shoudnt be able to get it for the price of a decent meal anyway.

LOL. Sometimes you just want to vent a little.

We can tell you were venting. Slow down and use spell check. I get it though.

I am super happy with my regular girl Katrina. I hope she doesn't catch on too well. Just enough to keep seeing me. I have seen the upscale. The real upscale providers and they don't advertise. Samara was the best experience out of them Erin C included. If and I mean IF Samara comes back around the boro I will see her if she lets me. But like I said Katrina fits my needs perfectly right now and is money well spent.

Good luck boys it seems to only be getting worse.

ALWAYS remember YMMV. So if you're fat and ugly. Pay more. If you smell like road kill. Pay more. If you're a sexist abusive asshole pay more. Because YMMV. and remeber the guy before who treated her like shit is maybe why she is treating you like shit too

**Cadesix** · 07-05-21 12:30

Originally Posted by Bhull [View Original Post]

It doesn't seem that any of the local talent is able to make you happy. Maybe you could spend a little more and get quality like EROS or something. You must be frustrated as hell. I haven't found a perfect woman but when you do will you let us all know. Hoping you find her brother.

It seems to me some guys need to go this route since they are so NKn Angary about the fat ugly lousy providers.

https://sexangelbaby.com/?gclid=EAIa...SAAEgItaPD_BwE

These girls may be for you if you're sick of the catfishing adds and the upscale girls who don't have time to do their hair or put on gag proof masquera. Or if you're sick of waiting in line to lick pussy previously cum in 20 minutes ago by John Smithwick. Or if you just can't take the sob story needs of the skank who is so abused. Get a lifelike doll because afterall people suck. Or you just hate womnen. But I would say this whatever you do don't go find a decent provider and pay a fair price for the servfice you ale looking for. Continue to complain about 60 bucks and a crac hore life style. I can say this 500.00 and the right Woman is well worth it. Even if I can't afford it. And really if she's a real woman woth having you probly shoudnt be able to get it for the price of a decent meal anyway.

LOL. Sometimes you just want to vent a little.

**Bhull** · 07-04-21 23:33

Originally Posted by NKananga [View Original Post]

Saw her last night. Nice milfy gal. Fake photos and chubby gal. BBBJ was very good. Everything else was a downer. I don't enjoy chubby or fat women, so a good BBBJ was the only way for salvation. YMMV.

It doesn't seem that any of the local talent is able to make you happy. Maybe you could spend a little more and get quality like EROS or something. You must be frustrated as hell. I haven't found a perfect woman but when you do will you let us all know. Hoping you find her brother.

**MrSmithwick** · 07-04-21 21:56

Originally Posted by FSmith9009 [View Original Post]

I remember seeing her ads. Did she have an injury to her hand? Glad to know she's doing ok all things considered.

Saw her some time back. She's a real redneck, trailer trash, ghetto, hoodrat chick from Randleman. Didn't contact her through ads, it was a unique situation. Nonetheless she was super skinny then. Tried to con me into getting all this shit for her to which I declined. I did a counter offer and she went for it. Banged her a few times with the first time being boring. Second time I raw dogged it, bust in it and had her suck me off. 3rd and last time she tried to act like she was on her period and asked me to buy her some shit and give her cash and we could hook up later (No prepay for me) Told her I'd hit it while she was on her period if she wanted the compensation. Magically she wasn't on the rag. She wasn't into it but I still hit it raw and destroyed it till I filled that little twat with cum. She didn't want to see me ever again after that and I agreed as well. She wasn't worth the trouble then and probably isn't worth the trouble now if anyone ran across her. I feel bad if she is with some dude because she was a real liar (and bad at it) with tons of problems and tries to run scams.

**NKananga** · 07-04-21 19:58

Originally Posted by FSmith9009 [View Original Post]

Who do you recommend as a good dream? Please share.

With all my favs gone (Dead or retired, found a guy etc) and the Covid pandemic has brought in a pandemic of GPS, I can't seem to find anyone that I really like. Just a few warm bodies here and there keep me from going nuts but all's left are the old, fat and ugly ones. Sorry Smithy, I had high hopes on your recommendation. She's a nice gal but just not my type.

**JonnyBBad** · 07-04-21 19:49

Just came back from seeing mini McKayla. I looked up the reviews on her and decided to give her a try. Girl is very accommodating and nice. After seeing her reviews I was expecting a horrible location but turned out to be ok. The area is not the nicest but not as bad as I imagined. The girl is tiny with a nice personality. I enjoyed a one hour session with two pops. Pretty much everything is on the menu exept greek. She gave me a wonderful 5 min BJ before we moved into 69 position and that lasted 10 min before I wanted some more action. First time was in mish with a lot of kissing and second time some doggy then mish again. She is as GFE as it get's. Very clean and talkative girl, looks slightly older than pics. I will definitely go see her again! Stay safe.

https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...u/409643697619

**FSmith9009** · 07-04-21 19:22

Originally Posted by NKananga [View Original Post]

Saw her last night. Nice milfy gal. Fake photos and chubby gal. BBBJ was very good. Everything else was a downer. I don't enjoy chubby or fat women, so a good BBBJ was the only way for salvation. YMMV.

Who do you recommend as a good dream? Please share.

**FSmith9009** · 07-04-21 17:49

Originally Posted by SlutsLover [View Original Post]

I have seen her many times with no issues at all, very sexy body and up for almost anything, however she has been reviewed in the past as a thief and some other things, so YMMV, just be cautious and don't pay anything upfront, pimp is alway around but I never had any issues with him.

I dreamt of her recently. She did ask for the donation upfront. I felt good vibes and decided to go with it. She undressed and proceeded with CBJ (I requested BBBJ) which was decent. Then cfs in mish and finished in K9. She looks a little older than her pics but body was nice and face good but could have been better with makeup. I believe her pimp is in another room next to hers and was outside when I showed up. But he didn't interrupt us which was my only concern. Her ass looked sweet when I hit it in K9 and I enjoyed that! Overall it was good but could have been better with BBBJ. Otherwise I may or may not dream of her again. Was there for a qv. YMMV.

https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...m/177140303369

**Cr2986** · 07-04-21 15:34

Redhead white lady on mlk?

**JonnyBBad** · 07-04-21 15:29

Originally Posted by Cr2986 [View Original Post]

Some bad reviews in the past but never an issue here. Great BBBJ. Backed off during pandemic. Anyone seen lately? Feel free to inbox. Thanks in advance.

https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...n/632652455987

I recently seen her and it was a waste of time and a ripoff! How come you ask? She first wasn't there when ai arrived and had me waiting 30 min and when I got to her place we were 3 min into session when two elderly people came into the living room shocking the crab out of me. She said she took care of them and had to take them somewhere. Said she would be back in 10 she didn't. After another 25 min of waiting I left. By the way the two elderly came into the living room where we had the session from inside the house. Stay away!

**OldManRiver** · 07-04-21 14:46

Originally Posted by Cr2986 [View Original Post]

Some bad reviews in the past but never an issue here. Great BBBJ. Backed off during pandemic. Anyone seen lately? Feel free to inbox. Thanks in advance.

https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...n/632652455987

She's a liar, a thief and a heavy candy user. Stay away, at all costs.

**JimzCatz** · 07-04-21 12:10

Originally Posted by Cr2986 [View Original Post]

Some bad reviews in the past but never an issue here. Great BBBJ. Backed off during pandemic. Anyone seen lately? Feel free to inbox. Thanks in advance.

https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...n/632652455987

She is a thief. I have seen several reviews here plainly stating that. I would stay away.