Massage Parlor Reports

[Schmatz]

Upon a private recommendation by a fello monger, I hit DFS not too long ago and was not disappointed.

Texted ahead, ask if Kiko was available and I was in the area. Reply noted she was and come on over. Got there, greeted at the door by Chinese woman in her 40's, led to room and massage commenced. Instantly bonded because not too many fat white guys speak Mandarin. Realized about 30 minutes in, my host was not Kiko. She's says, "Oh that was YOU! Ok!" Leaves, quiet talking in the waiting room. Host comes back in with another woman- cute, mid-40's ish, HUGE teddies- "this Kiko. " Hi. Hello.

Started chatting and laughing and finished with a 4-handed experience. These ladies are hilarious and a ton of fun to hang out with! 10/10 would recommend.

[Electric456]

I paid a recent trip to Tyco Rd to try Enliven; it's in an industrial park near Tyson's that is home to several other AMPs.

Drew Julie - 40's, typical middle-aged Asian looks, cute sundress, nice body with a bit of a belly. She took the house fee ($80, if I remember) and came back a few minutes later for TS. Shower was only so-so, with little playfulness or teasing. The rooms are clean, a good size and private / quiet.

Back in the room she placed a thin, dishtowel-sized sheet over my lower half and started massage. I asked for light / medium, but she was hell-bent on some hard pressing. However, once I let her know she was too rough she lightened up and everything was fine thereafter. She spent a considerable amount of time on my upper back, shoulders and head before going south. After some thigh work she started a fairly prolonged soft-touch session before asking me to flip. She asked me what I wanted and we settled on DATY, 69, BJ and HJ. The extras were fun, but not overly memorable. She really likes DATY. She has a trimmed muff and I would guess her breasts as large Bs. Tipped nicely and got the full hour.

I had a good time, but given all the options in the area, I probably won't be back anytime soon. But not because of Julie. She is nice, friendly and accommodating.

I agree with your assessment of Julie. Haven't tried for those extras, but she has always been nice and given the full hour.

[RyanHarvey]

I got a strange PM from "Tuna82" -- he has never posted anything.

He was fishing for information about a "Thai chick " who had opened or started work in a legit massage spa in Alexandria area -- trying to find out (in rather broken English) if I had seen her before she had started work at the spa.

It does not smell right -- and I think it is an acquaintance of her's or a stalker trying to find out if she has ever "played".

I am not going to post the details of the spa, (and also will not give it out. So do not PM me) - but I highly recommend that if anybody else gets these they just delete them and not even reply!

SA.

I got a similar message from PorkyPig2. Brand new member who messaged me saying the girl I've been BBFS isn't the girl who I say she is or something like that. I think he wanted me to prove it but again, fishing for info.

[CoolWays]

Well I had a little time on Tuesday and figured I'd take a trip to Manassas area, and here is my report.

Sudley 101, nice massage total legit for me, anyway, was shorted 20 min. And was interrupted 4 times with a walk in and 3 calls. No repeat.

Crest wood, lady tells me on the phone and text both are in their 30's, well many in their 30's in 1995, offered full, turned down and left.

Digges nice ladies but did not partake dressed in the nasty fuzzed out leggings and wrinkled t shirt, looked like I woke her up and place smelled of old food.

Dorsey, walked in very thin girl offered massage and nova but declined wanted. 8 for nice and no otc touching.

Sunshine, door locked and lights off, lady in mail place said been closed for 2 days didn't know why.

Forestbrook suite D, three ladies there very friendly and flirty got ready for the shower she walks back in and asks for tip in advance. Cool don't prepay tips.

Forestbrook on the end —- nice lady point blank says legit place and don't ask for more and 40 minimum tip.

I guess it just wasn't my day or could have been me, and I was nice to the ladies, but I think I'll continue further East on 66 next time.

[RockSwithSalt]

Damn, you get around! I plan to do a LOT of driving and stand firm on what I'm willing to pay. I'll walk if the conditions aren't favorable.

It's wild that the amount of money each provider expects would have scored me a stunning spinner in London a couple of years ago.

Just a heads up try to avoid rush hour traffic and check the traffic apps for info on accidents.

I hear you on pricing, I spend a month in Mexico every winter. You money goes a long way there.

[Iohannes]

Was in Springfield midday so stopped by TK to see Tina. Found the open sign on but the door locked-DAMN -that means she has someone on the massage table in the back.

Walked across the street and down a bit to Prince after remembering a bad review recently here. The door has a handwritten sign that says must call to enter, must make an appointment, must wear a mask. I walked in the lobby doing none of these and rang the bell.

Was greeted by a 30/40 yo tall chubby short haired lady and pulled inside. She was wearing a minidress looked kinda cute but chubby. She led me into a room with a massage table and an easy chair and asked how long, where I said 30 min and gave her. 6. She left while I stripped and sat naked in the towel covered easy chair.

She returned, looked surprised, and asked what I wanted. Everything was agreed to for $. 2. She stripped and displaced small pointed B's and fat rolls around the middle and was completely bald under that. I laid her back sideways on the table and DATY ensued on that shaved slice of heaven with her man in the boat hard as rock and prominently displayed.

After a while I suggested we move along and she pulled out a cover for CBJ. She stayed with that only for 2 min to accomplish a full boner and then laid back again for some standing mish.

I had assumed she was Chinese and said something and she said I'm Korean so I spent the next 15 min banging and practicing my conversational Korean before I blew in the hat.

Far from the best experience I've had in an AMP but still enjoyable. I don't remember her name. I just called her Jagiya. But I'm sure she is the only 5'7" overweight short haired Korean girl there.

I left the bad review. That is a different lady than I had.

[Addicus]

Damn, you get around! Thanks for the updates. I've corrected my notes. I have my Maryland Plan in a separate doc, and it has a few Green Belt options. I'm thinking I'll have 2 experiences in the Virginia area and 2 around Maryland. I plan to do a LOT of driving and stand firm on what I'm willing to pay. I'll walk if the conditions aren't favorable.

It's wild that the amount of money each provider expects would have scored me a stunning spinner in London a couple of years ago.

Beware of Baby Hua!

[Atanion]

I've been to all 10 of the locations you listed for Herndon / Sterling.

The house fee is $80 at most locations and that includes table shower.

K&why has closed.

New Sky also goes by a new name of Moon Spa.

A new spot has opened called Relax Spa, very close to Herndon Therapy. See Rubmaps for address I had a pleasant time with Loopy or Lupe the week they opened (last two weeks).

I assume you mean Eleven Wellness not 1 X.

Forget about the strip clubs. I've lived here 25+ years and never felt the urge from what I've read.

Yes, Independents can be a good thing, do your research.

With a party budget of $800 you can probably do 4 - 5 experiences depending on your level of add on menu items you select. Be advised that tipping is a mixed bag, some provide service and hope for the best, some negotiate the tip before providing the service and some have you pay mid session for any add ons. It differs place to place and even different girls in the same place.

The Green Belt area of Maryland has a reputation for higher percentage of providers doing FS but I don't see that on your dance card. I don't have much experience there as it is too far of a drive. I stopped in once on a trip out of town and not sure you could get a massage they wanted to get right to the main event.

Have fun on your trip.

Damn, you get around! Thanks for the updates. I've corrected my notes. I have my Maryland Plan in a separate doc, and it has a few Green Belt options. I'm thinking I'll have 2 experiences in the Virginia area and 2 around Maryland. I plan to do a LOT of driving and stand firm on what I'm willing to pay. I'll walk if the conditions aren't favorable.

It's wild that the amount of money each provider expects would have scored me a stunning spinner in London a couple of years ago.

[Atanion]

Papaya is in Annandale.

Thanks! I've updated my notes.

[Entourage]

I'll be in the DC area in a couple of weeks, and I've been putting together a plan based on what I've read in this forum. It seems that most of the best AMPs are in "Northern Virginia", but I'm not sure if all of these places are in that area. By the way, I plan to drive around a lot and check out strip clubs and agencies / independents. However, AMPs seem to be more reliable and a better value for money. If anyone has any suggestions or comments on my plan, I'd love to receive them! Am I missing places? Are their girls I really need to see who aren't listed? I have a budget of about $800 so I can't sample everyone. I'm just looking for three or four top notch experiences.

I've included places that seem to have been well reviewed and the name of the girl where one is available. I apologize in advance for any geographical errors. I'm from Texas so I'm not used to so many different states in the same small area.

General Note: The usual house fee seems to be $60 and tips are $80.

Chantilly.

- Papaya Therapy (Katie).

Fairfax.

- Angel Therapy.

- Smooth Water (Kiki, YuYu).

- Diamond Flash (located in same building as Smooth Water).

Herndon.

- Herndon Therapy (Tina).

- C&C Wellness.

- K&J,

- Reston Wellness,

- 1 X Wellness.

-New Sky.

- C & C.

- Pine Wellness, Lovely Therapy (just into Sterling).

Sterling, VA.

- Lovely Therapy (Mina).

- Relaxation Studio (south of Sams Club).

Arlington, VA.

- Tokoyo Therapy (Tattoo Girl).

Those are good I would add Enliven in Tysons to that list to check out. Enjoy.

[RockSwithSalt]

I'll be in the DC area in a couple of weeks, and I've been putting together a plan based on what I've read in this forum.

I've been to all 10 of the locations you listed for Herndon / Sterling.

The house fee is $80 at most locations and that includes table shower.

K&why has closed.

New Sky also goes by a new name of Moon Spa.

A new spot has opened called Relax Spa, very close to Herndon Therapy. See Rubmaps for address I had a pleasant time with Loopy or Lupe the week they opened (last two weeks).

I assume you mean Eleven Wellness not 1 X.

Forget about the strip clubs. I've lived here 25+ years and never felt the urge from what I've read.

Yes, Independents can be a good thing, do your research.

With a party budget of $800 you can probably do 4 - 5 experiences depending on your level of add on menu items you select. Be advised that tipping is a mixed bag, some provide service and hope for the best, some negotiate the tip before providing the service and some have you pay mid session for any add ons. It differs place to place and even different girls in the same place.

The Green Belt area of Maryland has a reputation for higher percentage of providers doing FS but I don't see that on your dance card. I don't have much experience there as it is too far of a drive. I stopped in once on a trip out of town and not sure you could get a massage they wanted to get right to the main event.

Have fun on your trip.

[PixelsAndGrids]

Chantilly.

- Papaya Therapy (Katie)

Papaya is in Annandale.

[Atanion]

I'll be in the DC area in a couple of weeks, and I've been putting together a plan based on what I've read in this forum. It seems that most of the best AMPs are in "Northern Virginia", but I'm not sure if all of these places are in that area. By the way, I plan to drive around a lot and check out strip clubs and agencies / independents. However, AMPs seem to be more reliable and a better value for money. If anyone has any suggestions or comments on my plan, I'd love to receive them! Am I missing places? Are their girls I really need to see who aren't listed? I have a budget of about $800 so I can't sample everyone. I'm just looking for three or four top notch experiences.

I've included places that seem to have been well reviewed and the name of the girl where one is available. I apologize in advance for any geographical errors. I'm from Texas so I'm not used to so many different states in the same small area.

General Note: The usual house fee seems to be $60 and tips are $80.

Chantilly.

- Papaya Therapy (Katie).

Fairfax.

- Angel Therapy.

- Smooth Water (Kiki, YuYu).

- Diamond Flash (located in same building as Smooth Water).

Herndon.

- Herndon Therapy (Tina).

- C&C Wellness.

- K&J,

- Reston Wellness,

- 1 X Wellness.

-New Sky.

- C & C.

- Pine Wellness, Lovely Therapy (just into Sterling).

Sterling, VA.

- Lovely Therapy (Mina).

- Relaxation Studio (south of Sams Club).

Arlington, VA.

- Tokoyo Therapy (Tattoo Girl).

[Fun Sex]

Good call on your part. Thanks for sharing.

I got a strange PM from "Tuna82" -- he has never posted anything.

He was fishing for information about a "Thai chick " who had opened or started work in a legit massage spa in Alexandria area -- trying to find out (in rather broken English) if I had seen her before she had started work at the spa.

It does not smell right -- and I think it is an acquaintance of her's or a stalker trying to find out if she has ever "played".

I am not going to post the details of the spa, (and also will not give it out. So do not PM me) - but I highly recommend that if anybody else gets these they just delete them and not even reply!

SA.

[FourNick8]

Was in Springfield midday so stopped by TK to see Tina. Found the open sign on but the door locked-DAMN -that means she has someone on the massage table in the back.

Walked across the street and down a bit to Prince after remembering a bad review recently here. The door has a handwritten sign that says must call to enter, must make an appointment, must wear a mask. I walked in the lobby doing none of these and rang the bell.

Was greeted by a 30/40 yo tall chubby short haired lady and pulled inside. She was wearing a minidress looked kinda cute but chubby. She led me into a room with a massage table and an easy chair and asked how long, where I said 30 min and gave her. 6. She left while I stripped and sat naked in the towel covered easy chair.

She returned, looked surprised, and asked what I wanted. Everything was agreed to for $. 2. She stripped and displaced small pointed B's and fat rolls around the middle and was completely bald under that. I laid her back sideways on the table and DATY ensued on that shaved slice of heaven with her man in the boat hard as rock and prominently displayed.

After a while I suggested we move along and she pulled out a cover for CBJ. She stayed with that only for 2 min to accomplish a full boner and then laid back again for some standing mish.

I had assumed she was Chinese and said something and she said I'm Korean so I spent the next 15 min banging and practicing my conversational Korean before I blew in the hat.

Far from the best experience I've had in an AMP but still enjoyable. I don't remember her name. I just called her Jagiya. But I'm sure she is the only 5'7" overweight short haired Korean girl there.