Massage Parlor Reports

[Atanion]

I'll be in the DC area in a couple of weeks, and I've been putting together a plan based on what I've read in this forum. It seems that most of the best AMPs are in "Northern Virginia", but I'm not sure if all of these places are in that area. By the way, I plan to drive around a lot and check out strip clubs and agencies / independents. However, AMPs seem to be more reliable and a better value for money. If anyone has any suggestions or comments on my plan, I'd love to receive them! Am I missing places? Are their girls I really need to see who aren't listed? I have a budget of about $800 so I can't sample everyone. I'm just looking for three or four top notch experiences.

I've included places that seem to have been well reviewed and the name of the girl where one is available. I apologize in advance for any geographical errors. I'm from Texas so I'm not used to so many different states in the same small area.

General Note: The usual house fee seems to be $60 and tips are $80.

Chantilly.

- Papaya Therapy (Katie).

Fairfax.

- Angel Therapy.

- Smooth Water (Kiki, YuYu).

- Diamond Flash (located in same building as Smooth Water).

Herndon.

- Herndon Therapy (Tina).

- C&C Wellness.

- K&J,

- Reston Wellness,

- 1 X Wellness.

-New Sky.

- C & C.

- Pine Wellness, Lovely Therapy (just into Sterling).

Sterling, VA.

- Lovely Therapy (Mina).

- Relaxation Studio (south of Sams Club).

Arlington, VA.

- Tokoyo Therapy (Tattoo Girl).

[Fun Sex]

Good call on your part. Thanks for sharing.

I got a strange PM from "Tuna82" -- he has never posted anything.

He was fishing for information about a "Thai chick " who had opened or started work in a legit massage spa in Alexandria area -- trying to find out (in rather broken English) if I had seen her before she had started work at the spa.

It does not smell right -- and I think it is an acquaintance of her's or a stalker trying to find out if she has ever "played".

I am not going to post the details of the spa, (and also will not give it out. So do not PM me) - but I highly recommend that if anybody else gets these they just delete them and not even reply!

SA.

[FourNick8]

Was in Springfield midday so stopped by TK to see Tina. Found the open sign on but the door locked-DAMN -that means she has someone on the massage table in the back.

Walked across the street and down a bit to Prince after remembering a bad review recently here. The door has a handwritten sign that says must call to enter, must make an appointment, must wear a mask. I walked in the lobby doing none of these and rang the bell.

Was greeted by a 30/40 yo tall chubby short haired lady and pulled inside. She was wearing a minidress looked kinda cute but chubby. She led me into a room with a massage table and an easy chair and asked how long, where I said 30 min and gave her. 6. She left while I stripped and sat naked in the towel covered easy chair.

She returned, looked surprised, and asked what I wanted. Everything was agreed to for $. 2. She stripped and displaced small pointed B's and fat rolls around the middle and was completely bald under that. I laid her back sideways on the table and DATY ensued on that shaved slice of heaven with her man in the boat hard as rock and prominently displayed.

After a while I suggested we move along and she pulled out a cover for CBJ. She stayed with that only for 2 min to accomplish a full boner and then laid back again for some standing mish.

I had assumed she was Chinese and said something and she said I'm Korean so I spent the next 15 min banging and practicing my conversational Korean before I blew in the hat.

Far from the best experience I've had in an AMP but still enjoyable. I don't remember her name. I just called her Jagiya. But I'm sure she is the only 5'7" overweight short haired Korean girl there.

[Fun Sex]

I will keep it short and cryptic. A client tried to do something to her, and he ended in jail. That client got out about 5 (or 6) years ago. Ever since, she has been acting strange. I heard the news, and I stopped seeing her.

I've been playing this song and dance with Nalee for 5 years now. I attempt to schedule a massage, she asks " have I seen you before" I say "no". She then proceeds to tell me she only sees old clients. How does one become a new client of hers?

[Member #6575]

I got a strange PM from "Tuna82" -- he has never posted anything.

He was fishing for information about a "Thai chick " who had opened or started work in a legit massage spa in Alexandria area -- trying to find out (in rather broken English) if I had seen her before she had started work at the spa.

It does not smell right -- and I think it is an acquaintance of her's or a stalker trying to find out if she has ever "played".

I am not going to post the details of the spa, (and also will not give it out. So do not PM me) - but I highly recommend that if anybody else gets these they just delete them and not even reply!

SA.

[Fun Sex]

I have seen Tara many times. I agree with you. She offers Russian, but that's about it. There was another one named Nikki, her headlights were even better.

I finally got to see the little ball of energy that is Tara.

I've had better individual services but the overall experience, idk anyone that can compare.

And boi those erasers LOL.

She needs to manage and train up the next gen.

A prime Tara, man, I can only imagine LOL.

[Fun Sex]

I have seen Vandara, KK, Zaza, Tara, Nalee, and a handful of other Thai ladies. I can say that the services were / are always better at first, but those services usually (not always) decline over time. If you find your favorite, then you should enjoy it as much as you can. I will not be there long.

Vandara was the first Thai provider I saw and the experience was magical.

Then KK came along and I thought damn nobody can beat her.

Until I met Tara. Wow good massage and good fun, how could it possibly get better?

Then I met Sophie and realized wow, there's a wilder side to Thai massage! I swore off everyone else.

Until I met Manee. Man she turned my world upside down, she was my new ATF and never looked back. Until she left the biz. I thought damn, nobody is better than manee. I dabbled in Candys and Apples and still nothing tasted as sweet as Manee. I had reached the pinnacle and the red carpet was yanked out from under me. This is it, I thought. The dream dies with Manee.

Until Annie came along. Wowsa! Great massage and great ending from a gorgeous hottie at the ripe age of 29. Annie came in at the darkest hour to light the way. But alas she's out of the country and the sun has set.

But if history has taught me something, another provider will make her grand entrance and I assure you fellow mongers, the sun will rise again.


(When all else fails, we have had a Luna eclipse going strong for many many decades)

[Schmoopy]

Considering Nalee's statement (only seeing current / old clients) and that you haven't gotten an appointment in five years, consider moving on.

I've been a client of Nalee's for a considerable number of years.
-- She does have a great studio (super bathroom and the largest massage table I've ever been on).
-- Her massage is very good (but there are several who are just as skilled with the massage).
-- The fun part that is not the massage is only average.
-- She is a nice lady (but there are many who are nice).

Seek, find, enjoy, repeat. No need to suffer angst (or frustration) in your massage quest.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

I have seen Nalee 50+ times over the years. Agree with your advice and recap with the caveat, that I haven't found a better therapeutic massage. I am an athlete and go to her to keep things in working order. After a long hiatus due to the pandemic, she seemed happier than usual to see me and even made the fun part a bit more interesting. She said business was slow so I'm surprised she's turning guys away.

[TheOuroboros]

True. I had a REALLY good one, Annie, that I saw on occasion but she recently left the country. Really stinks, now I'm back to finding a replacement. I'm referring to the Annie in Tysons that was very petite if you recall reviews? In any case, looking to find a new one and ever since Annie departed, I've struggled to find a hot reliable one. On that note, if anyone has a recommendation, please share, or PM me if you prefer to keep it close to senior members.

Vandara was the first Thai provider I saw and the experience was magical.

Then KK came along and I thought damn nobody can beat her.

Until I met Tara. Wow good massage and good fun, how could it possibly get better?

Then I met Sophie and realized wow, there's a wilder side to Thai massage! I swore off everyone else.

Until I met Manee. Man she turned my world upside down, she was my new ATF and never looked back. Until she left the biz. I thought damn, nobody is better than manee. I dabbled in Candys and Apples and still nothing tasted as sweet as Manee. I had reached the pinnacle and the red carpet was yanked out from under me. This is it, I thought. The dream dies with Manee.

Until Annie came along. Wowsa! Great massage and great ending from a gorgeous hottie at the ripe age of 29. Annie came in at the darkest hour to light the way. But alas she's out of the country and the sun has set.

But if history has taught me something, another provider will make her grand entrance and I assure you fellow mongers, the sun will rise again.


(When all else fails, we have had a Luna eclipse going strong for many many decades)

[NyHornet]

Considering Nalee's statement (only seeing current / old clients) and that you haven't gotten an appointment in five years, consider moving on.

I've been a client of Nalee's for a considerable number of years.
-- She does have a great studio (super bathroom and the largest massage table I've ever been on).
-- Her massage is very good (but there are several who are just as skilled with the massage).
-- The fun part that is not the massage is only average.
-- She is a nice lady (but there are many who are nice).

Seek, find, enjoy, repeat. No need to suffer angst (or frustration) in your massage quest.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

I think she started that restriction of only seeing previous clients, due to COVIID. As things keep improving, she may be open to new customers again. I've known her since she was working out of Magic's townhouse, but haven't seen her in a couple of years. Your bulletized description is perfectly on point.

[DonQuiote]

The first visit is always like that. Once she knows and recognizes you, future visits get you access to the better talent she has working for her. You will be rewarded with frequent visits.

But I don't want to waste $60 or $80 on older fatter mamasan giving me a massage where I won't want a HE from her. When I can go to other places that don't do that.

[PSmith0380]

So I can't really help more, but I don't even remember my old phone numbers so it doesn't even seem like good business acumen to shoehorn authentic old clients to remember details like that let alone bar new ones. She's clearly not hurting for business so maybe there's someone who can get you a "hall pass" but NOVA isn't lacking good independent thai providers so there's plenty of ways to wet your whistle.

True. I had a REALLY good one, Annie, that I saw on occasion but she recently left the country. Really stinks, now I'm back to finding a replacement. I'm referring to the Annie in Tysons that was very petite if you recall reviews? In any case, looking to find a new one and ever since Annie departed, I've struggled to find a hot reliable one. On that note, if anyone has a recommendation, please share, or PM me if you prefer to keep it close to senior members.

[PilotAviator]

I have attempted that before but was asked to provide a previous number. She saves her numbers and so far all the numbers I have given her have been met with "sorry I don't have it".

Considering Nalee's statement (only seeing current / old clients) and that you haven't gotten an appointment in five years, consider moving on.

I've been a client of Nalee's for a considerable number of years.
-- She does have a great studio (super bathroom and the largest massage table I've ever been on).
-- Her massage is very good (but there are several who are just as skilled with the massage).
-- The fun part that is not the massage is only average.
-- She is a nice lady (but there are many who are nice).

Seek, find, enjoy, repeat. No need to suffer angst (or frustration) in your massage quest.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[TheOuroboros]

I have attempted that before but was asked to provide a previous number. She saves her numbers and so far all the numbers I have given her have been met with "sorry I don't have it".

So I can't really help more, but I don't even remember my old phone numbers so it doesn't even seem like good business acumen to shoehorn authentic old clients to remember details like that let alone bar new ones. She's clearly not hurting for business so maybe there's someone who can get you a "hall pass" but NOVA isn't lacking good independent thai providers so there's plenty of ways to wet your whistle.

[SunCap3]

"Have I seen you before?

"Yes, although it's been a while, I've gotten a new phone number since then. ".

See what happens.

I have attempted that before but was asked to provide a previous number. She saves her numbers and so far all the numbers I have given her have been met with "sorry I don't have it".