Massage Parlor Reports

[Fun Sex]

I will keep it short and cryptic. A client tried to do something to her, and he ended in jail. That client got out about 5 (or 6) years ago. Ever since, she has been acting strange. I heard the news, and I stopped seeing her.

I've been playing this song and dance with Nalee for 5 years now. I attempt to schedule a massage, she asks " have I seen you before" I say "no". She then proceeds to tell me she only sees old clients. How does one become a new client of hers?

[Member #6575]

I got a strange PM from "Tuna82" -- he has never posted anything.

He was fishing for information about a "Thai chick " who had opened or started work in a legit massage spa in Alexandria area -- trying to find out (in rather broken English) if I had seen her before she had started work at the spa.

It does not smell right -- and I think it is an acquaintance of her's or a stalker trying to find out if she has ever "played".

I am not going to post the details of the spa, (and also will not give it out. So do not PM me) - but I highly recommend that if anybody else gets these they just delete them and not even reply!

SA.

[Fun Sex]

I have seen Tara many times. I agree with you. She offers Russian, but that's about it. There was another one named Nikki, her headlights were even better.

I finally got to see the little ball of energy that is Tara.

I've had better individual services but the overall experience, idk anyone that can compare.

And boi those erasers LOL.

She needs to manage and train up the next gen.

A prime Tara, man, I can only imagine LOL.

[Fun Sex]

I have seen Vandara, KK, Zaza, Tara, Nalee, and a handful of other Thai ladies. I can say that the services were / are always better at first, but those services usually (not always) decline over time. If you find your favorite, then you should enjoy it as much as you can. I will not be there long.

Vandara was the first Thai provider I saw and the experience was magical.

Then KK came along and I thought damn nobody can beat her.

Until I met Tara. Wow good massage and good fun, how could it possibly get better?

Then I met Sophie and realized wow, there's a wilder side to Thai massage! I swore off everyone else.

Until I met Manee. Man she turned my world upside down, she was my new ATF and never looked back. Until she left the biz. I thought damn, nobody is better than manee. I dabbled in Candys and Apples and still nothing tasted as sweet as Manee. I had reached the pinnacle and the red carpet was yanked out from under me. This is it, I thought. The dream dies with Manee.

Until Annie came along. Wowsa! Great massage and great ending from a gorgeous hottie at the ripe age of 29. Annie came in at the darkest hour to light the way. But alas she's out of the country and the sun has set.

But if history has taught me something, another provider will make her grand entrance and I assure you fellow mongers, the sun will rise again.


(When all else fails, we have had a Luna eclipse going strong for many many decades)

[Schmoopy]

Considering Nalee's statement (only seeing current / old clients) and that you haven't gotten an appointment in five years, consider moving on.

I've been a client of Nalee's for a considerable number of years.
-- She does have a great studio (super bathroom and the largest massage table I've ever been on).
-- Her massage is very good (but there are several who are just as skilled with the massage).
-- The fun part that is not the massage is only average.
-- She is a nice lady (but there are many who are nice).

Seek, find, enjoy, repeat. No need to suffer angst (or frustration) in your massage quest.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

I have seen Nalee 50+ times over the years. Agree with your advice and recap with the caveat, that I haven't found a better therapeutic massage. I am an athlete and go to her to keep things in working order. After a long hiatus due to the pandemic, she seemed happier than usual to see me and even made the fun part a bit more interesting. She said business was slow so I'm surprised she's turning guys away.

[TheOuroboros]

True. I had a REALLY good one, Annie, that I saw on occasion but she recently left the country. Really stinks, now I'm back to finding a replacement. I'm referring to the Annie in Tysons that was very petite if you recall reviews? In any case, looking to find a new one and ever since Annie departed, I've struggled to find a hot reliable one. On that note, if anyone has a recommendation, please share, or PM me if you prefer to keep it close to senior members.

Vandara was the first Thai provider I saw and the experience was magical.

Then KK came along and I thought damn nobody can beat her.

Until I met Tara. Wow good massage and good fun, how could it possibly get better?

Then I met Sophie and realized wow, there's a wilder side to Thai massage! I swore off everyone else.

Until I met Manee. Man she turned my world upside down, she was my new ATF and never looked back. Until she left the biz. I thought damn, nobody is better than manee. I dabbled in Candys and Apples and still nothing tasted as sweet as Manee. I had reached the pinnacle and the red carpet was yanked out from under me. This is it, I thought. The dream dies with Manee.

Until Annie came along. Wowsa! Great massage and great ending from a gorgeous hottie at the ripe age of 29. Annie came in at the darkest hour to light the way. But alas she's out of the country and the sun has set.

But if history has taught me something, another provider will make her grand entrance and I assure you fellow mongers, the sun will rise again.


(When all else fails, we have had a Luna eclipse going strong for many many decades)

[NyHornet]

Considering Nalee's statement (only seeing current / old clients) and that you haven't gotten an appointment in five years, consider moving on.

I've been a client of Nalee's for a considerable number of years.
-- She does have a great studio (super bathroom and the largest massage table I've ever been on).
-- Her massage is very good (but there are several who are just as skilled with the massage).
-- The fun part that is not the massage is only average.
-- She is a nice lady (but there are many who are nice).

Seek, find, enjoy, repeat. No need to suffer angst (or frustration) in your massage quest.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

I think she started that restriction of only seeing previous clients, due to COVIID. As things keep improving, she may be open to new customers again. I've known her since she was working out of Magic's townhouse, but haven't seen her in a couple of years. Your bulletized description is perfectly on point.

[DonQuiote]

The first visit is always like that. Once she knows and recognizes you, future visits get you access to the better talent she has working for her. You will be rewarded with frequent visits.

But I don't want to waste $60 or $80 on older fatter mamasan giving me a massage where I won't want a HE from her. When I can go to other places that don't do that.

[PSmith0380]

So I can't really help more, but I don't even remember my old phone numbers so it doesn't even seem like good business acumen to shoehorn authentic old clients to remember details like that let alone bar new ones. She's clearly not hurting for business so maybe there's someone who can get you a "hall pass" but NOVA isn't lacking good independent thai providers so there's plenty of ways to wet your whistle.

True. I had a REALLY good one, Annie, that I saw on occasion but she recently left the country. Really stinks, now I'm back to finding a replacement. I'm referring to the Annie in Tysons that was very petite if you recall reviews? In any case, looking to find a new one and ever since Annie departed, I've struggled to find a hot reliable one. On that note, if anyone has a recommendation, please share, or PM me if you prefer to keep it close to senior members.

[PilotAviator]

I have attempted that before but was asked to provide a previous number. She saves her numbers and so far all the numbers I have given her have been met with "sorry I don't have it".

Considering Nalee's statement (only seeing current / old clients) and that you haven't gotten an appointment in five years, consider moving on.

I've been a client of Nalee's for a considerable number of years.
-- She does have a great studio (super bathroom and the largest massage table I've ever been on).
-- Her massage is very good (but there are several who are just as skilled with the massage).
-- The fun part that is not the massage is only average.
-- She is a nice lady (but there are many who are nice).

Seek, find, enjoy, repeat. No need to suffer angst (or frustration) in your massage quest.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[TheOuroboros]

I have attempted that before but was asked to provide a previous number. She saves her numbers and so far all the numbers I have given her have been met with "sorry I don't have it".

So I can't really help more, but I don't even remember my old phone numbers so it doesn't even seem like good business acumen to shoehorn authentic old clients to remember details like that let alone bar new ones. She's clearly not hurting for business so maybe there's someone who can get you a "hall pass" but NOVA isn't lacking good independent thai providers so there's plenty of ways to wet your whistle.

[SunCap3]

"Have I seen you before?

"Yes, although it's been a while, I've gotten a new phone number since then. ".

See what happens.

I have attempted that before but was asked to provide a previous number. She saves her numbers and so far all the numbers I have given her have been met with "sorry I don't have it".

[TheOuroboros]

I've been playing this song and dance with Nalee for 5 years now. I attempt to schedule a massage, she asks " have I seen you before" I say "no". She then proceeds to tell me she only sees old clients. How does one become a new client of hers?

"Have I seen you before?

"Yes, although it's been a while, I've gotten a new phone number since then. ".

See what happens.

[MangoBalls78]

I've been playing this song and dance with Nalee for 5 years now. I attempt to schedule a massage, she asks " have I seen you before" I say "no". She then proceeds to tell me she only sees old clients. How does one become a new client of hers?

Then she doesn't remember if you are an old client. Maybe just say yes next time?

[SunCap3]

I've been playing this song and dance with Nalee for 5 years now. I attempt to schedule a massage, she asks " have I seen you before" I say "no". She then proceeds to tell me she only sees old clients. How does one become a new client of hers?