Strip Club Reports

[DeadEye206]

What are the rates for the new VIP rooms? I know girls will charge what they want, but wondering if there's a set price for the rooms themselves (and happy to hear about what the girls charge too).

[ButtaFace]

I saw Rio today. Worth it.

Yeah Rio is not all that anymore. Hope she is off the sauce. I would rather take a float down the River.

[Facials]

When the temperature hit 100 today I decided to stop by kittens to enjoy some boobies and AC. Bad news, the booths are back and the private lap dance rooms are back to being VIP. Well it was fun while it lasted!

I saw Rio today. Worth it.

[Michael1967]

When the temperature hit 100 today I decided to stop by kittens to enjoy some boobies and AC. Bad news, the booths are back and the private lap dance rooms are back to being VIP. Well it was fun while it lasted!

I saw you there. You were one of the two-three guys in the place and definitely the only Asian.

[Toomgis]

So I'm more of an AMP guy. Its crazy but I've never been to a strip club. Going to try it in the afternoon this week. Where in Seattle area would you go? Who would you look for? Thank you.

Get a pair of comfort sweats, lounge pants or even pajama bottoms. Black with no fly. The thinner, the better. Commando underneath. Then follow the girl's lead.

[Asianguy]

When the temperature hit 100 today I decided to stop by kittens to enjoy some boobies and AC. Bad news, the booths are back and the private lap dance rooms are back to being VIP. Well it was fun while it lasted!

[Michael1967]

Then we're eskimo brothers. I figure there's nothing like strip club A / C on a hot day so I swung into Pandora's around 12:30. It was really flat with still only three dancers by the time I left around 1:30. I think the little asian dancer's name is something like Meeko. She's nice but not my type.

Instead I waited until Lola was on stage and tipped a fiver to make sure I got her attention. She came around and we chatted for a bit and then headed back to the couches. Boy am I glad I did. She's got exactly those stripper after-markets that I dearly love and she's chill and funny to hang around with. I can confirm an earlier report that two bills will get you a covered ride in heaven. She made it clear that a cover is always involved.

I went today, just because it was hot and figured it would be busy with people trying to get out of the sun. Ended up at Kittens where 4-5 girls were working and there were maybe 3 guys including me. One was a scammer, so I avoided her like the plague. The others were tall skinny blondes. I was just going to leave, but figured I get a dance with one. I had to stop after the second dance because she smelled too much like BO. I figured that was it and left.

[Marko Ramius]

So I'm more of an AMP guy. Its crazy but I've never been to a strip club. Going to try it in the afternoon this week. Where in Seattle area would you go? Who would you look for? Thank you.

Probably Pandora's day shift is best for a beginner.

My advice is to kind of ease into it, come in one afternoon and get a couple of dances from different girls, but don't really plan to get that nasty. That lets you get the lay of the land and also makes you kind of a familiar face.

Then come in the next day and pick one girl, preferably one you have beta about from this site. Get her back on the couches and have some real fun.

[KorbenDallas]

Dropped in for a bit today around 2 pm to beat the heat. Very limited lineup; Lola, samba, Vee (and an Asian girl whose name I can't quite recall. Spent some time with Lola. Very cool woman, older than the others but rockin body. Had some playtime that was fun and most satisfactory. Recommended: I will def see her again.

Any scoop on Samba? Menu? She went back with a guy, he was walking out the door less than 10 minutes later. Guessing she knows her trade pretty well too.

Then we're eskimo brothers. I figure there's nothing like strip club A / C on a hot day so I swung into Pandora's around 12:30. It was really flat with still only three dancers by the time I left around 1:30. I think the little asian dancer's name is something like Meeko. She's nice but not my type.

Instead I waited until Lola was on stage and tipped a fiver to make sure I got her attention. She came around and we chatted for a bit and then headed back to the couches. Boy am I glad I did. She's got exactly those stripper after-markets that I dearly love and she's chill and funny to hang around with. I can confirm an earlier report that two bills will get you a covered ride in heaven. She made it clear that a cover is always involved.

[Bulganzio]

So I'm more of an AMP guy. Its crazy but I've never been to a strip club. Going to try it in the afternoon this week. Where in Seattle area would you go? Who would you look for? Thank you.

[EddyWhtwtr]

Dropped in for a bit today around 2 pm to beat the heat. Very limited lineup; Lola, samba, Vee (and an Asian girl whose name I can't quite recall. Spent some time with Lola. Very cool woman, older than the others but rockin body. Had some playtime that was fun and most satisfactory. Recommended: I will def see her again.

Any scoop on Samba? Menu? She went back with a guy, he was walking out the door less than 10 minutes later. Guessing she knows her trade pretty well too.

[TheMightyQuinn]

Monse is at Pandoras, I believe. Day shifter?

Trying noon or later.

[Tbctbc3]

Where? I've never been to a strip club but want to go.

Monse is at Pandoras, I believe. Day shifter?

[Facials]

I never last more than 3 songs.

Just sucks it out of me.

[TheMightyQuinn]

Anyone know if Savy from Kittens is still dancing somewhere? She was one of my favorites before the pandemic.

I tried Kittens but Tiffany scares me away.