Massage Parlor Reports

[TheSpius19]

Is this too good to be true? BBFS and Greek!

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/231636

It IS too good to be true. 100% fake.

[Dwu2000]

Is this too good to be true? BBFS and Greek!

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/231636

[Member #6354]

Well. Never say I didn't do something for ya.

Chanel has been located. The hot, white channel with the sexy tats and bolt ons and 6 pack abs who can't stop talking about how Trump is the Lord and Savior and how vaccines are bullshit and COVID is a hoax. THAT Chanel.

Elite Acupuncture in Lake Forest, guys.

23331 El Toro Rd. , Suite #109.

Lake Forest, California 92630.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...orest-ca-29509#review-1096528.

And if you want their Insta so you can see when she's working (she worked today) here it is: https://www.instagram.com/lakeforest109/.

What's the damage?

[TheSpius19]

Well. Never say I didn't do something for ya.

Chanel has been located. The hot, white channel with the sexy tats and bolt ons and 6 pack abs who can't stop talking about how Trump is the Lord and Savior and how vaccines are bullshit and COVID is a hoax. THAT Chanel.

Elite Acupuncture in Lake Forest, guys.

23331 El Toro Rd. , Suite #109.

Lake Forest, California 92630.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...orest-ca-29509#review-1096528.

And if you want their Insta so you can see when she's working (she worked today) here it is: https://www.instagram.com/lakeforest109/.

[Bro Hymn]

So the other day I was in the wood late, and rolled into goldfinger around 830.

Kiki met me at the front wearing some bullshit skirt and blouse mix.

She pitched me a full hour with two girls. I made it clear that I was paying 50 for the time and would pay the highway robbery rate of 100 per girl as tip on top. She agreed and asked who I wanted, it was Yuki (I think this is the gross mamasan), Angela (hot, but I did not want to make her jealous. I want her to think I am monogamous), and Maggie (I took her, but demanded she take off her skam, but she did not).

Anyhow, the place was quiet, I guess all the mongers who are so chatty are in bet by 830 watching reruns of the big bang theory.

They four handed the fuck out of my back while having a coffee klatch in Chinese. They were fucken yucking it up with me cock down on that shitty massage table.

One of them grabbed my nads, but that ended pretty quickly and they had me turn over after Maggie hot toweled me. Kiki left for a spell, probably to wash her tits.

On the flip, when they saw my lingam, they got real quiet. They worked the dick like the pottery scene in ghost.

But after a while they got tired. I did suck on kiki's tits and Maggie showed me hers, but she is much more reserved, but Maggie has a great ass and got down to her panties.

Kiki likes to show me her pussy so she sat across from me as her and maggile alternated tanging with my tiger.

I nutted pretty good and as they showed me out, Maggie grabbed that sign on the side street saying they are open.

I shall return. The bad part is that by the end of the day, kiwi's tits have bite marks, but on the good side, there are no mongers asking if they can use the bathroom and if California could use some of the gas tax money to construct some desalinisation plants.

Finally got to the finger today on your rec. Kiki really tries to suffocate you with her tiny little titties.

I thought she was pretty, especially considering some of the other gargoyles I saw waiting around for those who don't call ahead.

The somewhat limp-handed college girlfriend style dick work / get you out before your time lack of massage makes me miss the old thai ladies at thai hi / thai tara, even though they got a little lazy towards the end of when I was going there a lot.

[TylerDurd]

Hey anyone have any experience with blue sky health center. I live by there and went once the HJ was pretty good. I had heard about getting bbj there, but haven't confirmed. Anyone?

I went there twice pre-pandemic and it was a certified granny shack. Good price but the talent there is literally geriatric. Would not repeat.

[LngTimeMongr]

Went to Chiro Care recently. After going to the room, I had to wait 15 minutes, and it was rushed after that. Let happy but it was a so-so experience. I had an Asian lady, the ad and Rubmaps mentions Latina though. Does anyone know if that's actually true currently or any time recently? Part of the reason I went was the variety of having a massage from a Latina so may be interested in going back if that's a legit possibility. Thanks.

Yes it is but you have to ask for it. Ask for latina. Youll get it.

[CockyK]

Went to Chiro Care recently. After going to the room, I had to wait 15 minutes, and it was rushed after that. Let happy but it was a so-so experience. I had an Asian lady, the ad and Rubmaps mentions Latina though. Does anyone know if that's actually true currently or any time recently? Part of the reason I went was the variety of having a massage from a Latina so may be interested in going back if that's a legit possibility. Thanks.

[PriscillaM]

So the other day I was in the wood late, and rolled into goldfinger around 830.

Kiki met me at the front wearing some bullshit skirt and blouse mix.

She pitched me a full hour with two girls. I made it clear that I was paying 50 for the time and would pay the highway robbery rate of 100 per girl as tip on top. She agreed and asked who I wanted, it was Yuki (I think this is the gross mamasan), Angela (hot, but I did not want to make her jealous. I want her to think I am monogamous), and Maggie (I took her, but demanded she take off her skam, but she did not).

Anyhow, the place was quiet, I guess all the mongers who are so chatty are in bet by 830 watching reruns of the big bang theory.

They four handed the fuck out of my back while having a coffee klatch in Chinese. They were fucken yucking it up with me cock down on that shitty massage table.

One of them grabbed my nads, but that ended pretty quickly and they had me turn over after Maggie hot toweled me. Kiki left for a spell, probably to wash her tits.

On the flip, when they saw my lingam, they got real quiet. They worked the dick like the pottery scene in ghost.

But after a while they got tired. I did suck on kiki's tits and Maggie showed me hers, but she is much more reserved, but Maggie has a great ass and got down to her panties.

Kiki likes to show me her pussy so she sat across from me as her and maggile alternated tanging with my tiger.

I nutted pretty good and as they showed me out, Maggie grabbed that sign on the side street saying they are open.

I shall return. The bad part is that by the end of the day, kiwi's tits have bite marks, but on the good side, there are no mongers asking if they can use the bathroom and if California could use some of the gas tax money to construct some desalinisation plants.

[DerekBrwn]

Hey anyone have any experience with blue sky health center. I live by there and went once the HJ was pretty good. I had heard about getting bbj there, but haven't confirmed. Anyone?

[LuckyCenturion]

Her pics are constant but in Chicago and with a Dallas area code. No way she looks like that. I would avoid.

The girl from the pics is an incredibly popular IG model. No way its her.

[Dv456]

So I was on Sherman Way near the 210 and went into an Armenian market and noticed a few gorgeous Armenian women with beautiful curves. Then I started to wonder, does anyone know of an Armenian parlor?

[Hanzo8]

Not really. Plenty of Thai places in LA and the SFV offer a HJ and even more once the provider knows you. I don't want to mention names here for the obvious reasons but fun is widely available at many Thai places including Joy's empire of massage joints.

(plenty of thai places that do more just have to do your research and pay the rate.

[PriscillaM]

I made my virgin voyage to Goldfinger bc of you last Friday (I think). Asked for Kiki after re-reading your official manual of who, how and why to all things GoldF's. I made sure I was not taken to the first stall, asked for Kiki, waited a while, she finally came in. She wanted to do a whole proper massage first, but I never let go of her thigh (and ass when I was in reach. It's funny how I am so willing to fuck up my neck during a massage). Finally the flip, where we negotiated. I said you go and she said no, you go. I said 80. She said more. I said 100 she said ok. She got out of her clothes and let me suck her nice tits and 'play' w her pussy. I had Priscilla in my head (the big one mind you) bc I was fully expecting to finger blast this person, but she wasn't having it (not at 100), so I said 120. She said more. By that point, I'd had enough and said let's just finish up. She got out the oil and did a great squeeze. I think I hit above my belly button, almost to my chest. At my age, you call that a victory.

All in for 140.

Up next, this Angela I've been heating about. I wouldn't mind the pissed off mamasan either. Big tits.

I apologize if my writing about Kiki was a bit overblown. My writing is usually very precise and not given to hyperbole.

If I stated that I fingered Kiki, I meant that I lightly diddled her, I certainly did not even get to the first knuckle. But then again, I am only a fan of pussy for one thing. Flat doggie with extreme down angle.

As for pricing and haggling. It is now 100 for the goldfinger action. You get under the clothes you should get a whiff of snatch, and you will get the full time. I would tell you lord byron, due to your being an alta kacker, you should opt for the hour. They seem to idolize me there because I go for the full hour and I tip 100 with no haggling. Yes, I know if you said that in 2021 we would be paying 150 for a hand job in a shoebox on westwood boulevard from a girl with an age somewhere between 20-55, I would have told you that you were on ketamines.

But as they say, hate the hand job and not the handjobber. Everything is up in price, even chipotle (that place's hygiene is really horrid) just raised their prices. How much do beans and rice really cost?

Angela is a bit less hospitable than Kiki. Angela wears a skam and she does not drop trou. Her work is ok, but if you like a finger up your ass, she is johnny on the spot.

[Jlh03]

Is the anal with her worth it LOL.

First time yeah but it's a popular attraction so you can guess how wide it is by now. But everything is bare so if you want that experience you are not finding a better price.