Humaniplex

[Jedi69]

You bareback hounds hurry up and rawdog the infamous Qanon creampie queen while she is still around. Another anti-BBFSimp on Hx is complaining about her PSE option and is actively trying to get her excommed from Hx, along with the other bare friendly girls. Her days on that site are numbered because Hx is full of hypocrites.

Her menu: Donations / menu 180 half, 250 1 hour, 400 90 min, 450 2 hour.

Don'ts: don't over stay your time or under donate if you go over, I will not see you again and I will block you if you do. It's just not respectful in any way. Or if you schedule a session and then don't show up without a valid reason, I will block you. Sorry to sound sooo mean, but I am tired of men taking advantage of my kind demeanor.

PSE: $80-100 upcharge, includes one or all of the following: bbfs*, cia, cip, fia,rough play, light bondage.*must be free of std or anything foul, bumpy, blistery, smelly, rashy, its a no-go for that. And I can tell.*recent test might be required.

$20- Extras: rimming (on you and must be super clean, or not happening. Toys, bdsm etc).

What drives me to please a man is his smell. Must shower upon entering * non-negotiable.

I love clean shaven face and well groomed manscape (facial hair ok as long as it's very very clean) soft lips, excellent hygiene, a man who is ready to be intimate. I love giving long deep blow jobs. Luv kissing!! I'm orally gifted, camel slides, cimws, msog, BBBJ, love sensual sex! Pleasing you is my goal. BUT. And however, what will make the session not so great is horrible bad, stale breath, body odor in ANY area whatsoever, not JUST under the arms. Please wear deodorant. Hygiene is a priority. I am putty in your hands if you are clean. If not, it will be painful to enjoy it.

**please let me know if you have been vaccinated.** pre-screening question

Chloe 619-YYY-XXXX this is the best way to get in touch with me asap.

As others have pointed out, the Vax screening is a trick question. BBFS, Si. Moderna, nada!

[Wahoo2000]

I've never been able to get hold of her. Anyone have a contact?

She's always responded to my messages on Hx, in fact, if you text her out of the blue she'll likely ask for Hx message to screen you. If you don't have an Hx profile out of quarantine WITH safety ratings from other girls you've seen, I'd get on that ASAP.

25 bucks to get out of quarantine, then see some of the newbie friendly chicks on short or quickie appts and get rated.

[RyanSmith7378]

She's now asking if you're vaccinated! If you say yes then she won't see you.

Stupid.

I've never been able to get hold of her. Anyone have a contact?

[KoolKeith323]

She's now asking if you're vaccinated! If you say yes then she won't see you.

Stupid.

Again, Qanon members have fucked up minds. Hopefully she and others get help.

[Cucara7676]

She's now asking if you're vaccinated! If you say yes then she won't see you.

Stupid.

[Member #6982]

Is she pretty petite or taller?

She's probably about 5'5 - 5'7. Missed the cutoff for spinner by just a few inches in my book. I'm 5'11. I can pick her up easily. Squats and curls. LOL.

[Spamlocke]

Damn. I'm weak for light-skinned Latinas. This girl had me weak. LOL.

Emma was in town. I messaged her on HX. She responded a menu and asked for my phone number. I gave her my number, then she texted me shortly after. I set up an appointment, then she gave me an address to a hotel in a very central location. Off we go!

She let me into the room. She wore a black robe with lingerie under. No hug or kiss or anything on entry. She had me shower as she waited on the bed. She doesn't really speak English. I could have used my very basic Spanish, but I'm always a little nervous when I meet a provider for the first time. Probably wasn't thinking straight. That probably would have made her a little more comfortable.

I laid on the bed. She gave an OK BBBJ. Very beautiful girl. She put the cap on, then rolled over for doggy first. I had her turn around for missionary. Neck kisses, lfk. I got to run my hands all over and feel her body. Nice nipples, man-made breasts. She has a nice leg spread in missionary. So sexy! Turned her over for doggy, then finished with CIM.

Emma is beautiful. Thick in the right places. Tiny waist and big hips. Kind of a dead fish, though. I probably won't repeat.

No promises. I'm weak for light-skinned Latinas. Very alluring. LOL.

Oh, and for those who care, there was no mention of donation during the meet. I gave it to her after I put my clothes back on just before I left. $200 for 30min, +40 for CIM.

Good Luck!

Is she pretty petite or taller?

[KoolKeith323]

That's so strange. Ms Jones is clearly an unicorn. Most providers I have been involved to. Were clearly some looney hating feminazi progressive liberals. LOL.

Biden hoax? That right there shows you how dumb she is. LOL.

[Member #6982]

Damn. I'm weak for light-skinned Latinas. This girl had me weak. LOL.

Emma was in town. I messaged her on HX. She responded a menu and asked for my phone number. I gave her my number, then she texted me shortly after. I set up an appointment, then she gave me an address to a hotel in a very central location. Off we go!

She let me into the room. She wore a black robe with lingerie under. No hug or kiss or anything on entry. She had me shower as she waited on the bed. She doesn't really speak English. I could have used my very basic Spanish, but I'm always a little nervous when I meet a provider for the first time. Probably wasn't thinking straight. That probably would have made her a little more comfortable.

I laid on the bed. She gave an OK BBBJ. Very beautiful girl. She put the cap on, then rolled over for doggy first. I had her turn around for missionary. Neck kisses, lfk. I got to run my hands all over and feel her body. Nice nipples, man-made breasts. She has a nice leg spread in missionary. So sexy! Turned her over for doggy, then finished with CIM.

Emma is beautiful. Thick in the right places. Tiny waist and big hips. Kind of a dead fish, though. I probably won't repeat.

No promises. I'm weak for light-skinned Latinas. Very alluring. LOL.

Oh, and for those who care, there was no mention of donation during the meet. I gave it to her after I put my clothes back on just before I left. $200 for 30min, +40 for CIM.

Good Luck!

[Guy456]

She must be difficult to get an appointment with? Texted her and asked about rates and services. She responded with. "have you been vaccinated? A fair question, I of course was honest and said yes. She then responded with. "that's unfortunate that you bought into the Biden hoax".

WTF? Certified batshit crazy lmao.

Wow! She sounds nutty.

[Pierino]

OMG thank you so much for this, couldn't stop laughing ha ha ha. I want to hate fuck her on a bed filled with lots and lots of mail-in and absentee ballots while wearing a KN95 mask LOL.

Then as I am about to cum, I want to whisper in this crazy chick's ear that I voted for Bama. Twice!

That's so strange. Ms Jones is clearly an unicorn. Most providers I have been involved to. Were clearly some looney hating feminazi progressive liberals. LOL.

[MaxKat]

Ms Jones is normal until she brings up anything political. And guaranteed she will bring up politics. She spews all that Q crap. If she weren't a great fuck and great looking I wouldn't have repeated as often as I have. Why would I want to talk politics with a hooker? LOL I doubt she loses any business. As good a fuck as her won't lose business until she decides to retire. Baddest hooker on HX.

True you just need to remember to say no if she asks if vaxed. Most people would assume yes is the correct answer LOL.

[GimmeMoreHead]

Yes there has been recent discussion about this. Did you see it? Now you've been blackballed. Can't argue with crazy. We can only hope that she loses enough business that has to reconsider. Even crazy has to pay the bills.

Ms Jones is normal until she brings up anything political. And guaranteed she will bring up politics. She spews all that Q crap. If she weren't a great fuck and great looking I wouldn't have repeated as often as I have. Why tf would I want to talk politics with a hooker? LOL I doubt she loses any business. As good a fuck as her won't lose business until she decides to retire. Baddest hooker on HX.

[The DudeInSd]

OMG thank you so much for this, couldn't stop laughing ha ha ha. I want to hate fuck her on a bed filled with lots and lots of mail-in and absentee ballots while wearing a KN95 mask LOL.

Then as I am about to cum, I want to whisper in this crazy chick's ear that I voted for Bama. Twice!

Yes me too haha. Really comical that these Riverside girls buy into it all.

Can't make it up.

[MaxKat]

She must be difficult to get an appointment with? Texted her and asked about rates and services. She responded with. "have you been vaccinated? A fair question, I of course was honest and said yes. She then responded with. "that's unfortunate that you bought into the Biden hoax".

WTF? Certified batshit crazy lmao.

Yes there has been recent discussion about this. Did you see it? Now you've been blackballed. Can't argue with crazy. We can only hope that she loses enough business that has to reconsider. Even crazy has to pay the bills.