Massage Parlor Reports

[BillDavis007]

You can chalk it up to not knowing the same people that I do.

July 1, it is. Ownership is staying in the family.

[ComTech42]

Dumb things mongers do:

1. Sending a selfie: she has seen better bodies than yours, better six packs, better chests, better hair, etc. This does not make her hot. Send her a pic of your fat wallet and giant tip instead. You would be amazed the number of guys who send unsolicited "hot" selfies to providers.

2. Sending a dick pic: she has seen bigger dicks, better looking dicks, harder dicks. In fact, if she is a good provider she is seeing 10 dicks a day. Send her a pic of your dick if it is made of money and squirts out large tips, because that gets her hot.

3. Sending a pic of your car: she has seen bigger cars, better looking cars, etc. Send her a picture of your car if it has a trunkload of Benjamins for her tip, and that will get her excited.

4. Asking for a picture of your provider: your provider does not want to give you anything for your spank bank.

5. Asking for a nude picture of your provider: your provider only wants you to see her nude if you give her a huge tip.

6. Flash a wallet full of hundreds then tip the provider $40: she is not impressed by your money, she wants a big tip.

7. Run a bunch of flirty game with the provider over text: your provider wants your money, not your word games that rarely resonate over the language barrier. If she's not busy she will play along, but she wants your money. This is her job, not match.com or Tinder.

8. Ask her on a date: smart providers are NOT going to tell you if they have a boyfriend or a husband because it hinders their ability to sell you a HE. Yes, they think you are cute when you tip well and flirt, but as soon as you walk out of the parlor they are thinking about the next easy client who tips well. Do you want to actually date someone who touches a dozen dicks a day? No, you don't.

9. Call your provider to chitchat and flirt with her: dude she's busy working 7 days a week and long hours. She is at work. She is working. In between texting you and four other guys, she is wiping jizz and getting ready to go service some guy who hasn't showered. She's not horny, she's lusting for big tips.

9. Send pictures of your dog: very cute, but better to send her a picture of a $100 bill and tell her you want to give her a big tip.

10. Send pictures of your cat: no!

11. Ask a provider, via phone call, about any potentially illegal services: providers get phone calls every day asking if the shop is full service, if they do "boom boom", etc. Why would they discuss that over the phone with a stranger who could be LE? WTF.

12. Ask a provider, via text message, if they are FS or request any information that purports illegal activities: Why would a provider put that in writing to a potential LE?

13. Repeatedly ask a provider for services that they have already declined: a lack of respect isn't going to get you oral or anything else you were hoping for.

14. Asking a provider to send you a picture of "the lineup today": see above.

15. Thinking that you are one of the biggest tipping clients: WRONG, your provider has someone who throws large and doesn't even want a HE.

I'm not the only one who has witnessed this shit or has an ATF who spills the beans about this stuff.

Your list is a good reason why every red blooded American Male should serve as a Soldier, Sailor or Marine in a foreign land.

Love you long time, give me money, you so big, pop goes the weasel, no money no honey.

[MajMilkDuds]

You'll probably have to go to Therapy Plus (only spa in Cobb area) for that. It's down the road (Windy Hill) from Li, turn right on Atlanta Rd and it'll be on your left.

Is it open? And to it's old fame?

[Niteluvr]

Word hadn't hit the street yet, how did you hear about it?

You can chalk it up to not knowing the same people that I do.

[Niteluvr]

If you are hearing these things from an ATF then it sure seems you are violating one or more of your rules.

I think Wiseacre was just dispensing sage advice based on his observations and experiences in the hobby. A lot of what he said doesn't even need to be personally experienced; it's just common sense that some mongers fail to use.

[Niteluvr]

Why are you surprised? The two places in Atlanta that got shot up have been open for some time now, heck I think gold was only closed for a week.

I didn't know Gold and Aromatherapy opened back up as I haven't been down that way since the shootings.

[Niteluvr]

I understand all about making the $$, but isn't it too soon for that place to open? I'm sure there will be protesters with signs in front against the idea of the re-opening. Even if not there's no way I would go back.

I don't think there will be protesters or anything, but I think it's a dumb move by whomever to allow Young's to open back up. At the least, they should have mandated a name change.

[MunchMacoochie]

I understand all about making the $$, but isn't it too soon for that place to open? I'm sure there will be protesters with signs in front against the idea of the re-opening. Even if not there's no way I would go back.

Why not?

What's wrong with supporting them?

I look at it as a show of solidarity, defiance of violence & hate.

[Champ1201]

Been going to Paper Mill for quite some time. Well before anyone mentioned "Amy" who I've never met there and reading early reviews, I kind of laughed on the back end thinking "I know all the providers there already. " Only have been a regular repeat of Julie and lately Cindy. Both very willing to go out of their way to accommodate your time but really not much else, L1 Decent massage 6 or 7/10, not on the scale that I'll be coming back, it's kind of far for me particularly on the off work situations. Always standard fees, no exceptions, not sure about ups and extras, kind of dumb in this area. Julie is a bit older but does a decent massage and Cindy is the type that pulls you in with promises but doesn't deliver much. I might dabble going forward but won't be a regular.

[MassageAwesome]

Any new recommendations in the area? Usually enjoy Li / Sisi, but have been disappointed lately.

Bbj / CBJ preferred.

You'll probably have to go to Therapy Plus (only spa in Cobb area) for that. It's down the road (Windy Hill) from Li, turn right on Atlanta Rd and it'll be on your left.

[SkyWookie]

They're not actually open yet. Word on the street has it that they're still fixing the place up and should be open around July 1st. What surprises me is that the city of Acworth allowed the place to re-open when only a mere 3 months ago five people lost their lives there. Guess money is the dominant force.

Why are you surprised? The two places in Atlanta that got shot up have been open for some time now, heck I think gold was only closed for a week.

[PunkedLife]

Dumb things mongers do:

1. Sending a selfie: she has seen better bodies than yours, better six packs, better chests, better hair, etc. This does not make her hot. Send her a pic of your fat wallet and giant tip instead. You would be amazed the number of guys who send unsolicited "hot" selfies to providers.

2. Sending a dick pic: she has seen bigger dicks, better looking dicks, harder dicks. In fact, if she is a good provider she is seeing 10 dicks a day. Send her a pic of your dick if it is made of money and squirts out large tips, because that gets her hot.

3. Sending a pic of your car: she has seen bigger cars, better looking cars, etc. Send her a picture of your car if it has a trunkload of Benjamins for her tip, and that will get her excited.

4. Asking for a picture of your provider: your provider does not want to give you anything for your spank bank.

5. Asking for a nude picture of your provider: your provider only wants you to see her nude if you give her a huge tip.

6. Flash a wallet full of hundreds then tip the provider $40: she is not impressed by your money, she wants a big tip.

If you are hearing these things from an ATF then it sure seems you are violating one or more of your rules.

[NoswtTea]

Any new recommendations in the area? Usually enjoy Li / Sisi, but have been disappointed lately.

Bbj / CBJ preferred.

[Jrody1]

I want to add to your wise advise:

16) Providers can professionally lie to you or denied she has been taken out to hotel by mongers for FS to make more extra $. Some others lie to you or fool you in any way to clean up your wallet until you go broke. They are always acting like you are the only her special boy friend.

I agree with your addition to the list. There should be a list about providers and red flags about them. That sort of list should be aggregated by the individual. Once you do it long enough the cues are apparent. Providers are known to lie in order to get you to come. "I'm the best" yadayadayada. "Best head" get in person. Whack as shit bahaha. They'll mention they do xyz but switch it up upon arriving. Never ever pay a provider via cashapp. That is how they easily upcharge on you and garnish you for activities you want as extra in your allocated time. Lets also mention providers who catfish. They'll use old pics and old videos but in person look a hot mess or way different.

[Petey1015]

I understand all about making the $$, but isn't it too soon for that place to open? I'm sure there will be protesters with signs in front against the idea of the re-opening. Even if not there's no way I would go back.

What's there to protest? There's no way I'm going back either, but I don't foresee any protesters objecting to free enterprise.