Massage Parlor Reports

[MarblesKyle]

I had a very interesting experience here, pretty unlike anything I've ever encountered, and I'm an AMP veteran. I've visited at least 20 different AMP's in four different states totalling easily over 50 visits and probably closer to 100. I've never had an experience like this. It was a failure, but wasn't all bad. The details are important but I'll be as concise as possible.

I arrived at the location on 125 past the Dairy Queen pretty early in the day. I believe I was their first customer. An older Asian woman was out in the parking lot talking to a younger girl, she was wearing a mask so I couldn't tell how young. I waved and parked as they watched me drive by. They were still there when I walked in. I was greeted by a different less attractive older woman inside. She was wearing a mask but just from her eyes and body I could tell, older and frumpy. I didn't care, wasn't expecting much. She led me into the back room and I gave her the rate for an hour and got undressed. When the masseuse enters it is the lady who was in the parking lot. I was fine with this as she was more attractive and clearly had lipstick and makeup on, which in my experience has always been a good indicator of extras. She is also wearing a baggy top and adidas track pants, which I though was odd, but in my optimism assumed this was for easy access or something that could be quickly removed or put back on if needed. I had read a review of a monger getting a masseuse nude at this place and just assumed it was her at this point.

This turned out to not be the case, at all. I know the tricks, I know how to make it clear why I am there without being blatant or rude. I didn't grope her, but on the flip she could see I was excited. Nothing. When she said "all done" I even kinda looked surprised and said "no more?" She repeated herself and I said, "are you sure? I will tip. " I pointed towards my crotch to make it abundantly clear after the ball had been in her court for the last 50 minutes and she was not going to work with it. "I'm sorry, no more." I said OK and kinda laid there for a second as she walked out. Pretty pissed off, as I have read reviews of people getting a HE here with little effort and on top of that, I know some "rookies" who aren't on the chat boards who have walked in here and scored the basic extras as well. The one guy had never been to an AMP before and the other has only been to 3 or 4. I was pretty shocked, but I didn't want to cross the line. I live relatively close to this place but it was my first time here as I've never wanted to risk family or friends seeing my vehicle outside.

So I hop off the table and start to get dressed (it's been less than two minutes since the masseus walked out) when suddenly I hear a knock and the door flings open. I'm naked holding my underwear. It's the first lady, who I assumed to be the mamasan as she greeted me and took the money. I'm just standing there naked looking at her confused (usually they give you a few more minutes to get dressed, and it's the masseuse who comes back in.) "All done?" I think she asked, her English and accent were very bad. I just said "uh, yeah. " Not thinking that she could be the closer in the deal. There was some mumbling from her and then I realized what was happening and I said "it's OK, come in. " and she shut the door and walked away. I'm thinking WTF? But, I put my underwear back down and lay on the table again thinking she will walk back in. I probably wait there another 2 minutes, nothing. So I get back up and get fully dressed and then my masseuse walks in. I tip her 10 bucks and get the hell out, confused and disappointed.

On the bright side, it was one of the best damn massages I've ever had. Zero teasing but an excellent massage that would rival the 200/ hr masseuse you would get at a resort. It's actually worth repeating just for that, if you get this lady.

Since I got the vibe that the older lady was coming in to finish me off and I fumbled, and the massage was that good, I will repeat and try again. I'm not sure how I missed here. Maybe it was too early in the day, maybe they didn't know me, who knows. I've been told before that I look like a cop, whatever that means. I took it with a grain of salt because she was a Latina SW in Florida who's clientele was mostly Hispanic men. Who knows, maybe I do look like Johnny Law, but I've never had a problem at any other place except Water Cube up north and the one AMP in Cherry Grove that was under a ton of heat from the Anderson Soccer Moms brigade. Even on my second visit to the Cherry Grove location, they let me DIY and grab some ass. Next time I need a good massage I will try here again, maybe closer to closing. Just a really weird experience.

[DeSanti]

I have been reading enjoying all the discussion about Sakura and wanted to add my 2 cents for what it's worth. I have been to Sakura many many times and got to know Lisa really well including having both her WeChat handle and her cell phone number. She was the one that introduced me to Eva which was a God send. So with that a couple things:

1) Duration: I go there (or went there. Haven't been as much as before because I my interest waned after Lisa and Eva left. And choose the 1 hr. This works when you choose the right time of Day such as when they first open or late at night. When you take the hr, enjoy the massage and do very little fondling, when you start fondling right out the gate they go for the closure immediately to get you out. Enjoy the massage and talk to them. If you don't enjoy the time WITH them then just do the HHR.

2) Pricing: I have been to several places including Michigan, Florida, Georgia and Cali (LA) and lastly Vegas Baby. I have found the pricing to be relatively the same for FS with the diferences being.

A) menu, menu, menu. All FS is not created equal. The same amount will get you CBJ, BBBJ, MSOG, DATY, greek, and true GFE depending on where you go and this will be 130-150.

B) house cost varies greatly. We are the cheapest from I have found at 40 hhr and 60 hr. Other places charge up to 60 / hhr and 90 hr.

For new Mongerers to the MP game like myself. This is gold. I wish there was a way to pin this.

[BaddenBoy2020]

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/209695

Looks like snow has returned and she definitely had some work done. Tummy and ass has been tightened up it appears among other things I'm sure. Kinda smart, taking her earnings and investing in herself to hopefully get more customers.

Only problem is she's ghosted me 3 times, but damn I'm still interested LOL.

My question is has anyone seen her, any legit or recent reviews?

Thanks.

[BDDaddy]

Yesterday I went to one of the area's AMPs and walked in paid for an hour and got on the table. A very attractive lady with a smokin' hot body came in wearing yoga pants and tight top. I told her I wanted soft touch and things started off great. Face down I was able to rub her gorgeous ass and crotch. I felt pretty certain that a HE was in store for me.

On the flip she put a towel over my crotch and picked up her phone and spoke into the translate app. She put the phone up to my face and it said "promise you won't post a review online". I told her I wouldn't post a review. She removed the towel and climbed onto the table with me and proceeded to give me the best HE of my life. This lady was amazing. Being a man of my word I will not name the place I was at.

I would like to know if anyone else has had a similar experience. Obviously this place is feeling pressure from somewhere. I don't know if they are worried about too much traffic after good reviews or if it's LE.

I'm well aware that the purpose of this site is to give honest reports so mongers can pursue their hobby in the safest and efficient way possible. After the outstanding service I received I feel guilty not being able to pass on the information about the location and provider. I'm really torn.

Literally got a massage at Sakura last weekend from Sunny and I hear this dumbass (looked Arabic / Indian) through the wall tell Angela that he's the one who posted about her first and he was the one sending everyone to see her. Now keep in mind I posted about her arrival before anyone after talking to Mimi a month in advance so he lied about that one. But why in the hell would you tell any of these women that you're the one out there telling everyone the menu?

[Beanes9021]

Saw a new ad for the 901 motel girl and set an appointment. They said she's 32, really meant 42. Very mechanical and straight to the point. Got CBJ, Mish, then finished K9. Won't repeat, other than the real small girl, the rest have been middle aged and not great at what they do. I might have to write them off for good.

[Asian Fever 5]

I don't think so they speak enough English at Kingsgate. At least the skinny negotiator does.

They understand and speak more English than you think. They just play the game. Bella speaks pretty good English.

I've had similar experiences there as the OP reported.

[Logical1]

Sounds like Kingsgate.

I don't think so they speak enough English at Kingsgate. At least the skinny negotiator does.

[Asian Fever 5]

Yesterday I went to one of the area's AMPs and walked in paid for an hour and got on the table. A very attractive lady with a smokin' hot body came in wearing yoga pants and tight top. I told her I wanted soft touch and things started off great. Face down I was able to rub her gorgeous ass and crotch. I felt pretty certain that a HE was in store for me.

On the flip she put a towel over my crotch and picked up her phone and spoke into the translate app. She put the phone up to my face and it said "promise you won't post a review online". I told her I wouldn't post a review. She removed the towel and climbed onto the table with me and proceeded to give me the best HE of my life. This lady was amazing. Being a man of my word I will not name the place I was at.

I would like to know if anyone else has had a similar experience. Obviously this place is feeling pressure from somewhere. I don't know if they are worried about too much traffic after good reviews or if it's LE.

I'm well aware that the purpose of this site is to give honest reports so mongers can pursue their hobby in the safest and efficient way possible. After the outstanding service I received I feel guilty not being able to pass on the information about the location and provider. I'm really torn.

Sounds like Kingsgate.

[Gonz199]

Who doesn't love stories of honor and chivalry in the realm of Wh-ordom?

If we all did what you're doing this forum would cease to exist. Next time tell a friend or your diary. LOL.

Is there a dairy queen nearby?

I checked out Amelia for the first time last summer. Similar thing: OTC roaming allowed, and when I pressed for more she negotiated. Didn't get FS, but got her naked and FIV for 1. 2. She used her phone's Babble Fish to ask me not to post a review, so I didn't. However, the place is not consistent. Went back a few months later, and got ushered to a room by a younger gal. I was quite excited, but couldn't get anywhere with her. Nothing allowed. Turns out she was just keeping me busy while the older gal finished up with another monger. Older gal came in after about 40 minutes and ushered the younger gal away. I thought at least the older gal would provide the same service as before, but she didn't. Couldn't get her naked and definitely didn't get FIV. Just an assisted HE that was way too fast and didn't feel very good at all. I ended up just taking over and finishing up with just a bit of OTC roaming on her rear end. I don't know if it was the same gal that had gotten naked the first time or a different older gal. All in all, I decided it was too much of a crap shoot to bother repeating.

[ThatGuy011]

They all know about this forum.

I think you could post a review and leave out details and the woman wouldn't know it was you. Giving the details of your visit may pin you down. Just omit those things and you should be good. You are not the only person they've seen and you don't need to frame the time and date either.

[PearishBA]

Yesterday I went to one of the area's AMPs and walked in paid for an hour and got on the table. A very attractive lady with a smokin' hot body came in wearing yoga pants and tight top. I told her I wanted soft touch and things started off great. Face down I was able to rub her gorgeous ass and crotch. I felt pretty certain that a HE was in store for me.

On the flip she put a towel over my crotch and picked up her phone and spoke into the translate app. She put the phone up to my face and it said "promise you won't post a review online". I told her I wouldn't post a review. She removed the towel and climbed onto the table with me and proceeded to give me the best HE of my life. This lady was amazing. Being a man of my word I will not name the place I was at.

I would like to know if anyone else has had a similar experience. Obviously this place is feeling pressure from somewhere. I don't know if they are worried about too much traffic after good reviews or if it's LE.

I'm well aware that the purpose of this site is to give honest reports so mongers can pursue their hobby in the safest and efficient way possible. After the outstanding service I received I feel guilty not being able to pass on the information about the location and provider. I'm really torn.

Who doesn't love stories of honor and chivalry in the realm of Wh-ordom?

If we all did what you're doing this forum would cease to exist. Next time tell a friend or your diary. LOL.

Is there a dairy queen nearby?

[Tracy777]

Yesterday I went to one of the area's AMPs and walked in paid for an hour and got on the table. A very attractive lady with a smokin' hot body came in wearing yoga pants and tight top. I told her I wanted soft touch and things started off great. Face down I was able to rub her gorgeous ass and crotch. I felt pretty certain that a HE was in store for me.

On the flip she put a towel over my crotch and picked up her phone and spoke into the translate app. She put the phone up to my face and it said "promise you won't post a review online". I told her I wouldn't post a review. She removed the towel and climbed onto the table with me and proceeded to give me the best HE of my life. This lady was amazing. Being a man of my word I will not name the place I was at.

I would like to know if anyone else has had a similar experience. Obviously this place is feeling pressure from somewhere. I don't know if they are worried about too much traffic after good reviews or if it's LE.

I'm well aware that the purpose of this site is to give honest reports so mongers can pursue their hobby in the safest and efficient way possible. After the outstanding service I received I feel guilty not being able to pass on the information about the location and provider. I'm really torn.

Exact same thing happened at Amelia. No hot lady with yoga pants, but this one (older lady) did the same thing with her phone.

[ComicGeek77]

Sounds like an incredible experience. Personally I haven't come across that situation but I understand where you are coming from. I am sure you will be getting a lot of PMs after this post, LOL.

Yesterday I went to one of the area's AMPs and walked in paid for an hour and got on the table. A very attractive lady with a smokin' hot body came in wearing yoga pants and tight top. I told her I wanted soft touch and things started off great. Face down I was able to rub her gorgeous ass and crotch. I felt pretty certain that a HE was in store for me.

On the flip she put a towel over my crotch and picked up her phone and spoke into the translate app. She put the phone up to my face and it said "promise you won't post a review online". I told her I wouldn't post a review. She removed the towel and climbed onto the table with me and proceeded to give me the best HE of my life. This lady was amazing. Being a man of my word I will not name the place I was at.

I would like to know if anyone else has had a similar experience. Obviously this place is feeling pressure from somewhere. I don't know if they are worried about too much traffic after good reviews or if it's LE.

I'm well aware that the purpose of this site is to give honest reports so mongers can pursue their hobby in the safest and efficient way possible. After the outstanding service I received I feel guilty not being able to pass on the information about the location and provider. I'm really torn.

[Cousinlouie]

Yesterday I went to one of the area's AMPs and walked in paid for an hour and got on the table. A very attractive lady with a smokin' hot body came in wearing yoga pants and tight top. I told her I wanted soft touch and things started off great. Face down I was able to rub her gorgeous ass and crotch. I felt pretty certain that a HE was in store for me.

On the flip she put a towel over my crotch and picked up her phone and spoke into the translate app. She put the phone up to my face and it said "promise you won't post a review online". I told her I wouldn't post a review. She removed the towel and climbed onto the table with me and proceeded to give me the best HE of my life. This lady was amazing. Being a man of my word I will not name the place I was at.

I would like to know if anyone else has had a similar experience. Obviously this place is feeling pressure from somewhere. I don't know if they are worried about too much traffic after good reviews or if it's LE.

I'm well aware that the purpose of this site is to give honest reports so mongers can pursue their hobby in the safest and efficient way possible. After the outstanding service I received I feel guilty not being able to pass on the information about the location and provider. I'm really torn.

[Carew2112]

Did you have any luck at the Alexandria location?

Decided to check it out for shits and gigs. Definitely new girls. They actually look good, unlike the lady they had before. Saw an older girl and a younger girl actually massaged me. Really no teasing at all, but it was the best massage I've had in a while. A very lack luster DIY at the end. Probably won't repeat unless I really need a decent legit massage.