Massage Parlor Reports

**BusterRon** · 06-26-21 10:53

I think it was closed for a while but the parlor in the strip mall by pizza man is open again. Didn't have time to stop in. Think it used to be called Kings spa.

Not the nicest joint. Last time I was in there it was diy and badgered for a 40 tip on the way out the door. But seems to me it always had potential to offer extras.

**Ezra007** · 06-26-21 08:57

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

Hey Camperbob, what's the name of masseuse? She refused BJ but obliged to he.

I'm curious but haven't tried.

**MassErrection** · 06-24-21 21:42

Originally Posted by CamperBob [View Original Post]

Hot Stone in SLP.

Hey Camperbob, what's the name of masseuse? She refused BJ but obliged to he.

**CamperBob** · 06-23-21 01:00

Originally Posted by ChrisNoit2 [View Original Post]

No idea man. I've been trying to find any place in the west metro area where I can get lucky. Even past Chaska I've been looking. There are absolutely no independents in the south west metro. There are is only 1 parlor open in Eden prairie, chan, Chaska each. Lame ass. Someone give me something!? LOL.

Hot Stone in SLP.

**MassErrection** · 06-22-21 21:00

Originally Posted by AnythingCool [View Original Post]

I think your best chance will be at one of the 3 AMPs in Hudson. Don't expect to be offered it, but sometimes a polite inquiry along with a willingness to tip well, yields good results.

5 Senses in Mpls is a sure thing, but some of the recent posts make it sound less than ideal. I haven't been there since Jan, 2020, so no recent knowledge.

FarEast was able to score 69 at oasis, but he paid a lot.

**Anything Cool** · 06-22-21 20:33

Originally Posted by Mkj843 [View Original Post]

I've only been able to land HJ at most where I've been, but I hear some guys have gotten more. What places have the highest chance of getting BJ or more?

I think your best chance will be at one of the 3 AMPs in Hudson. Don't expect to be offered it, but sometimes a polite inquiry along with a willingness to tip well, yields good results.

5 Senses in Mpls is a sure thing, but some of the recent posts make it sound less than ideal. I haven't been there since Jan, 2020, so no recent knowledge.

**ChrisNoit2** · 06-22-21 16:24

Originally Posted by Mkj843 [View Original Post]

I've only been able to land HJ at most where I've been, but I hear some guys have gotten more. What places have the highest chance of getting BJ or more?

No idea man. I've been trying to find any place in the west metro area where I can get lucky. Even past Chaska I've been looking. There are absolutely no independents in the south west metro. There are is only 1 parlor open in Eden prairie, chan, Chaska each. Lame ass. Someone give me something!? LOL.

**Mkj843** · 06-22-21 11:44

I've only been able to land HJ at most where I've been, but I hear some guys have gotten more. What places have the highest chance of getting BJ or more?

**MassErrection** · 06-19-21 21:33

Originally Posted by CarpMaster [View Original Post]

I went there last night. I was met by a girl with a tat on her lower leg. She started to massage, but that soon turned to teasing my back side. She did let me touch her lower leg. On the flip no towel and she toyed non stop, but never touched. I told her it was ok to touch, but she said she couldn't but I could if I want. I didn't.

I never was offered a shower. My 60 min massage lasted 50 min. I wasn't impressed and probably will not go back.

Damn, that 10 minutes was your window of opportunity to go table shower with her.

**CarpMaster** · 06-19-21 08:58

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

Damn, I'm not sure why you guys struck out. She toyed with my balls on the table, let me touch her legs, then finished me off in the shower. Maybe it's the mood. Some girls I'll go back to for 2 nds and they'll say they don't do that. Then you come back months later and they do.

I went there last night. I was met by a girl with a tat on her lower leg. She started to massage, but that soon turned to teasing my back side. She did let me touch her lower leg. On the flip no towel and she toyed non stop, but never touched. I told her it was ok to touch, but she said she couldn't but I could if I want. I didn't.

I never was offered a shower. My 60 min massage lasted 50 min. I wasn't impressed and probably will not go back.

**MassErrection** · 06-19-21 02:29

Originally Posted by Mkj843 [View Original Post]

I went a couple weeks ago and saw and had a lady take me to a room wearing short shorts, so I thought that was a good sign. In my experience she stayed professional but let the towel slip a few times. I had 30 min and time was ticking so I asked her if I could get more time, but it went over her head and said she has an appointment after mine. So to clarify I asked her if she had extras and she replied with a firm no. I don't look even remotely like Le so tht wasnt issue. As I was getting dressed I looked up to see one of those "no extras" signs, which only made me feel more stupid as I began my walk of shame. I got a sense that this place was absolutely legit, but if not then great.

Damn, I'm not sure why you guys struck out. She toyed with my balls on the table, let me touch her legs, then finished me off in the shower. Maybe it's the mood. Some girls I'll go back to for 2 nds and they'll say they don't do that. Then you come back months later and they do.

**Mkj843** · 06-18-21 19:12

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

One off of dale.

I went a couple weeks ago and saw and had a lady take me to a room wearing short shorts, so I thought that was a good sign. In my experience she stayed professional but let the towel slip a few times. I had 30 min and time was ticking so I asked her if I could get more time, but it went over her head and said she has an appointment after mine. So to clarify I asked her if she had extras and she replied with a firm no. I don't look even remotely like Le so tht wasnt issue. As I was getting dressed I looked up to see one of those "no extras" signs, which only made me feel more stupid as I began my walk of shame. I got a sense that this place was absolutely legit, but if not then great.

**JohnFromStPaul** · 06-18-21 15:07

Originally Posted by Rosco911 [View Original Post]

Yea that place was rough. No massage at all. Came out in a little outfit ready to get naked. To paid for HJ and left. Only get half hour if you go, you won't want to stay longer. LOL. FS was $180 she said.

Can't find this 5 senses / seasons place anywhere. Someone give a zip code or street name or anything.

**Nodak Boy** · 06-18-21 13:10

Originally Posted by Midwest1010 [View Original Post]

Start with Philadelphia Street walkers as an example. Check out the legend Cookyjar and his photo collection.

CJ is legendary! His "lower end" girls, if I can even call them that, are typically better than any MSP SW, case closed. I can't think of too many places that are worse for SW than MSP, maybe North Dakota, but that goes without saying. I can't wait for my next travel gig, just anywhere but here.

I don't like to be a Debbie Downer, but the facts are that Lake st has gotten significantly worse since the GFloyd incident and the major street work hasn't helped at all. One of the few strip clubs I somewhat enjoyed in years past was Choice, closed shop last year. Too damn cheap for most 200/ hr online ad ladies for just a simple HJ. The few contacts I had over the years have dropped off the radar. So a bust all around for me. The one woman contact I do have is getting older and I've somewhat lost my appetite for her as I don't find her appealing no matter how much she texts me to come over. I'm just not a horndog like I was when I was 18 where all it took was a look at the rubber eraser on a pencil to get me a good stiffy, these days it takes a lot more to get me excited and sadly she just doesn't quite do it.

But I'm not giving up just yet, I 've got some irons in the fire that I'm trying to heat up...

NB.

**Midwest1010** · 06-18-21 11:08

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

I had a different experience and I've been there few times.

If you don't like her watching movie with one hand, you have to speak up, you're paying a lot of money for a service.

I think I'm just more aggressive and vocal with what I want and the ladies reciprocate.

I think ME is completely right on aggressiveness and speaking clearly about what you want yet not being an a-Hole at the same time.

Listen most of us do this because we don't have the game for a new gal every night. Agreed?

However since we are coughing up the dough, we can pretend to be a guy that does have game, does have confidence and knows exactly what he likes and doesn't like. The better you get at the more fun you have.

Remember if you don't feel like you are going to get your moneys worth you can bale before you even start. Maybe flip them a twenty as a cool gesture and get out of the situation! I've learned a lot through other forums that do have a better scene then we do. Start with Philadelphia Street walkers as an example. Check out the legend Cookyjar and his photo collection.

I also want to say that Anything Cool is a very long time contributor and excellent researcher of the mongering scene. He's had his share of awesome times and knows a bad situation when he see's it.

Much respect to Anything Cool and Mass Erection.

YMMV is often used here and I think we have a very good example of it here!

Both of you guys keep doing what you do!

MW.