Massage Parlor Reports

[Porthos1844]

I haven't been to Panacea in years (I more regularly attend the other places on the NE side. But not Five Star -- Five Star sucks). Based on some good reviews here, I thought I'd head back there. I knew (or at least I thought I knew) what to expect based on recent (and many) reviews here.

I didn't make an appointment but did call to make sure someone would be available if I stopped in. The Phone Answered said yes but didn't give me a name and said she'd see me in 15 minutes. I was in a gambling mood, so I rolled those dice.

Got there and the Phone Answered (after butchering my name) took my money (one hour) and showed me to the first door on the left. Bad start. I always hate being up near the front.

The room was pitch dark save a small corner table with an LED wand light that was running at about. 5 incandescent equivalents. Still pitch dark. But I sensed not one but two table in the room, one a few feet from the other. Since I couldn't see anything else, I got comfortable and stuck my clothes on the second table which I could at least feel if not see.

Then I hear what I can only describe as a convention outside my door. Lots of talking. Some guy named "John" comes in (I swear to God I'm not making that up). Then I hear something about needing the other table. There is a knock on my door and a woman comes, says "I'm really sorry but we've gotten really busy and we need the table," then realizing my state, sticks her head back out and says "He's already gotten comfortable. " Then from the convention: "Just put a towel on him".

I get up and drape myself in a towel. I say "that's fine" because I'm a nice and flexible guy. But I have to move my clothes off the table they need (maybe for "John" I put my clothes over on a smaller table (that I only saw because she left the door open and (first room, remember) plenty of light is coming into the room from the Gigantic windows in front of the parking lot.Then the first woman comes in with a second woman (pink-ish hair and tats) and they wrangled the emergency backup table out of my large room, having to turn that beast sideways to get it out. All the while, door open and I'm staring (in nothing other than a towel) at my car in the parking lot.

Then things returned to normal. I took the opportunity as the commotion settled down to put my tip on the table next to the. 5 LED light. It was a generous tip for Panacea. I figured with the weirdness that just happened, and with the tip, I had a decent chance of an above-average massage.

In any event, first woman comes back in and start the massage. It was okay. I like a lot of pressure and she was more light, but that's not her fault because I didn't say anything. We chit chat. She asked if I'd been to any massage places before. I explained that I had. She said she her name was Haley and she used to be at Serenity. I'm thinking "could be good" as I've had some fun at Serenity. She talked about how Panacea is expanding into the next space over. Okay, getting the business plan, that's sort of interesting. But that was pretty much it. The mediocre massage continued with not the slightest bit of teasing or hinting. It. Just. Went. On. At some point, she asked if I was interested in a nude or nuru massage, and I said I was. Okay, we're getting somewhere. Then nothing. No additional information provided, no request, no "well in that case. . . " Just more mediocre massage. Then she said I could turn over anytime I wanted, but kept up the massage. So I waited for her to pause and then flipped over.

The end was just okay. Standard. Uninspired. What'd you'd expect a mediocre place.

As I was getting dressed and waiting for Haley to finish changing the linens, she looked at me and said "Are you going to tip me?" I said "I did and it's right there" (pointing at the wad of cash under the. 5 LED). "Oh. Okay. " And that was it.

Oh, well. I rolled the dice and lost. I gave it a shot. I don't think I'll be back anytime soon.

What a weird visit to Panacea.

[Swcdt]

What is most definition of "gets comfortable" nude? Topless? Just wondering, thanks.

I'd say Topless is comfortable.

[DorianGray907]

Yet another wonderful time with miss Madison. She is the real deal folks. I was there for my full hour plus extra and honestly I can say once you are a regular it's like being with an old friend. It's just you and her for an hour of pure bliss. Feel free to pm me with questions.

[Shawtren]

What is most definition of "gets comfortable" nude? Topless? Just wondering, thanks.

I always understood "Getting Comfortable" as getting naked.

[DjBiker]

What is most definition of "gets comfortable" nude? Topless? Just wondering, thanks.

[ClassyGentGr]

Thanks for posting the website address of Bodyworks. Brit continues to set the standard for MPs. That starts with the class set up they have (location, including the new downtown one. Class appearance inside, etc.), and of course, the gals, all of whom seem to be beautiful and sexy, with great personalities. In the last few months I have seen Alex, Berlin, Madison, Alissa. And now Jessica is back! All are amazing and worth visiting (you simply can't go wrong), with Alissa and Jessica standing out in my experience. My first time downtown I was able to find a parking spot on a side street, though I had to walk a little bit. The 2nd time due to rain, I chose the parking garage just around the corner to the north (Weston) - cost: $3. 00 - a bargain! If you are looking for a high class, good massage, with plenty of fun (non-FS, remember), this is the place! Here's Jessica's ad this weekend: https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...s/179200129242.

[Laptop1000]

bodyworkllc.mysalononline.com

[NoseJelly]

What a disaster that place has become. Confession: I was desperate today fellas. I knew I shouldn't have gone, I have read copious reviews of how terrible it's become.

Don't beat yourself up too much Jimmy! I've done the exact thing with a few MPs. I hope it'll be different this time and I always kick myself afterwards. I have Slow Learner Syndrome.

NJ.

[JimmyChap]

What a disaster that place has become. Confession: I was desperate today fellas. I knew I shouldn't have gone, I have read copious reviews of how terrible it's become. What once was a great place has fallen to a sad low. I've been going there since at least 2008, probably earlier than that even. Keit, you should be ashamed. I know you're reading this. Your place sucks.

Today I got there, opted for a half hour. Waited in the room for 10 minutes. I should have left. I don't know why I didn't leave. The whole place smells terrible. The girl that brought me back to the room looked like a poor version of Rebel Wilson with zero percent charm and 100% trailer.

I should have left. But I pressed on. In came Misty. A fairly attractive black girl. She literally rubbed my legs with her finger tips for about 15 seconds. No joke. 15 seconds. Before she gave me her menu. $100 for nude. $200 for nude and touching. Turn over.

Wow, what a tease!

So she's kinda cute. I want to see her naked. I should have left. I paid her $100. She pulled her panties down to her thighs and her top down to her stomach. I tried to touch her. "Sorry, I charge $200 for that".

Her HE skills need the most work. So so so so so terrible. I finished. Asked me if I wanted a hot towel. I said yes. She threw it at me and told me she was going to target. Ok girl.

Now, can I afford $140 bucks to see what might happen during a desperate moment. It won't break me, and I've spent far more on regular girls with nothing in return. At least I got some sort of release. But I can promise you this, Keit, your horrible establishment won't see another dime of my money. I hope others read this and do the same.

[NoseJelly]

Anyone have a good experience lately at any of the AMPs? Looking for something fun to do for my birthday, LOL. Feel free to pm me, thanks.

Went to Relax a couple days ago. Did a walk in and drew Ashley. Good massage, a little teasing before the flip and good HJ. OTC roaming allowed. 1 hour 60,50 tip. Will repeat.

Also Joy at Tui Na is fun! Make sure to report to the Forum!

NJ.

[PDiddy6903]

Anyone have a good experience lately at any of the AMPs? Looking for something fun to do for my birthday, LOL. Feel free to pm me, thanks.

[UsgDave]

Thanks. Thats the tip of the day. Or even week. Appreciate it.

For clarity, for 3 letter names dupe the last letter of the name, ie roww, kayy, etc.

Of course it only works if the reviewer adds the name with the extra letter in their post.

[BayCityGuy]

There have been some reviews, one not too many weeks ago. You do know to add an extra "a" on her name for searches, Miaa, to get a return on your request? Someone here pointed out that trick some time ago.

Thanks. Thats the tip of the day. Or even week. Appreciate it.

[AmpPerv]

Any word on Mia or anyone at HH? Tried a search for Mia but nothing comes up.

There have been some reviews, one not too many weeks ago. You do know to add an extra "a" on her name for searches, Miaa, to get a return on your request? Someone here pointed out that trick some time ago.

[BayCityGuy]

Different people. I haven't seen an ad for amyna in years.

Any word on Mia or anyone at HH? Tried a search for Mia but nothing comes up.