Escort Reports

**Bustin A Nut** · 06-17-21 15:08

Originally Posted by ZeroDark13 [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ville/63410104#.

The good: She responds quickly to texts, and set up the appointment quickly, that never happens, so I think I was completely baffled by that, and my hopes went up. She has a nice cat, like actual feline. I seriously considered stealing that poor cat so it wouldn't have to live in that shithole anymore.

The bad: Not a great neighborhood or apartment complex. Her ad says Old Louisville, and for some reason she really thinks the part of town she lives in town is actually part of Old Louisville. It's 4 miles south of Old Louisville, I think she just puts that in the ad so people don't immediately say "nope" based on her location.

The ugly: She calls herself a "Tatted Goddess here for a good time"; she might've been a tatted goddess three years and 35 pounds ago, when her pictures were current, not so much today. If I hadn't seen the old pictures on her ad, I probably would've found her attractive, but when you set up a catfish expectation, there's no way reality is ever going to satisfy.

As for her being there for a good time, she answered her phone and replied to texts about nine times during the 25 minutes I was in her dirty apartment, so maybe a good time she was there for with someone else she was talking to.

Told me she was into kissing and daty, shocker, was not into daty. Catfish move #2, #3 if you count faking living in a better neighborhood.

Yet another provider who does not know how to give a BJ. This is happening way too much.

K9 was mediocre. It was like she suddenly wasn't aware how to move her body.

Didn't finish, told her I did, just wanted to be done with her. She had her phone *in her hand*, turned to me quickly, it slipped out of her hand and flew at my face. I caught it and handed it back to her. She looked confused, and told me there was a washcloth next to the bed. I had not seen her leave to prepare that, so I had to assume it was still there from next guy. Couldn't find it among the trash, dirty dishes, and old bowls of ramen and cereal.

As I got dressed she talked on the phone to a friend about how she's on probation, and various things she has to do for that. Enlightening.

Said a sad goodbye to the nice cat, and got the fuck out.

Shame I thought she was hot and was waiting for a review of this girl. After this review she is definitely off my list now.

**GoDeeper1234** · 06-16-21 17:28

I've seen this young lady several times on a out call basis.

She has excellent communication skills and is very punctual.

Her hygiene and pictures are all good.

I know her as Meigan I don't think her post has a name.

She has above average BBBJ / cim skills.

She's definitely a dick pleaser and takes directions like a good submissive.

Really nice round ass that can take a good pounding!

Reasonable investment with a above average return.

She's in my go to stable.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ville/63440075

**BlueMonday** · 06-16-21 11:51

Originally Posted by TwoNutts [View Original Post]

If only that were true, and if so I can't imagine the cost for a blow job. LOL.

Dang it, stupid autocorrect changed out call to oral LOL. GOOD GRIEF.

**TenSevenCs** · 06-16-21 11:51

Originally Posted by Cloud1987 [View Original Post]

Yeah I'm pretty much done trying to get her to respond. Ol dude who keeps posting about her got me interested. But it's just a waste if she won't reply.

I have seen SJ one time. It took much effort on my part to finally get an appointment set up and actually see her. It was for sure a great visit. Full GFE. I have not seen her again or even tried to contact, but I am glad I saw her at least once. I will probably repeat but it just involves so much time and effort.

**ZeroDark13** · 06-16-21 11:37

Originally Posted by Aname [View Original Post]

If you are specifically looking for a girl that only does outcalls, find out what end of town works the best then get the hotel there. You are going to have to provide I'd anywhere you go, in the past I have been able to work it out with the provider. We go in put the room in her name, pay cash. Then she has a room for incalls the rest of the day and gets you a better rate as opposed to just getting the room for yourself.

I travel a lot for work, and I've noticed that a lot of hotels are charging a room deposit (against damage) on a credit card nowadays, so maybe call ahead to see if they do that.

**Aname** · 06-16-21 11:28

Originally Posted by Verbatim48 [View Original Post]

If you do this make sure you do your homework and research the girl. The last thing you want is for the room to get trashed by her and her "friends", leaving you on the hook legally and financially.

You never do it in your name. You walk in together, pay cash and let her put it in her name. No research needed, just not every provider will be interested in this.

**Verbatim48** · 06-16-21 10:15

Originally Posted by Aname [View Original Post]

If you are specifically looking for a girl that only does outcalls, find out what end of town works the best then get the hotel there. You are going to have to provide I'd anywhere you go, in the past I have been able to work it out with the provider. We go in put the room in her name, pay cash. Then she has a room for incalls the rest of the day and gets you a better rate as opposed to just getting the room for yourself.

If you do this make sure you do your homework and research the girl. The last thing you want is for the room to get trashed by her and her "friends", leaving you on the hook legally and financially.

**Aname** · 06-16-21 10:02

Originally Posted by BlueMonday [View Original Post]

Needing advice from those of you who set up with oral only girls. I'm wanting to see an outcall only provider but my place is not an option! If I'm getting a hotel / motel where are you go to spots? Anywhere that will accept cash and not want a name & photo I'd? How do you guys handle that? Also, is the money spent on the room factored in to the donation?

If you are specifically looking for a girl that only does outcalls, find out what end of town works the best then get the hotel there. You are going to have to provide I'd anywhere you go, in the past I have been able to work it out with the provider. We go in put the room in her name, pay cash. Then she has a room for incalls the rest of the day and gets you a better rate as opposed to just getting the room for yourself.

**Member #6999** · 06-16-21 09:48

Originally Posted by BlueMonday [View Original Post]

. I'm wanting to see an outcall only provider Also, is the money spent on the room factored in to the donation?

If only that were true, and if so I can't imagine the cost for a blow job. LOL.

**BlueMonday** · 06-16-21 09:41

Needing advice from those of you who set up with oral only girls. I'm wanting to see an outcall only provider but my place is not an option! If I'm getting a hotel / motel where are you go to spots? Anywhere that will accept cash and not want a name & photo I'd? How do you guys handle that? Also, is the money spent on the room factored in to the donation?

**SeeMeOnce** · 06-16-21 09:20

Originally Posted by ZeroDark13 [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ville/63410104#.

The good: She responds quickly to texts, and set up the appointment quickly, that never happens, so I think I was completely baffled by that, and my hopes went up. She has a nice cat, like actual feline. I seriously considered stealing that poor cat so it wouldn't have to live in that shithole anymore.

The bad: Not a great neighborhood or apartment complex. Her ad says Old Louisville, and for some reason she really thinks the part of town she lives in town is actually part of Old Louisville. It's 4 miles south of Old Louisville, I think she just puts that in the ad so people don't immediately say "nope" based on her location.

The ugly: She calls herself a "Tatted Goddess here for a good time"; she might've been a tatted goddess three years and 35 pounds ago, when her pictures were current, not so much today. If I hadn't seen the old pictures on her ad, I probably would've found her attractive, but when you set up a catfish expectation, there's no way reality is ever going to satisfy.

As for her being there for a good time, she answered her phone and replied to texts about nine times during the 25 minutes I was in her dirty apartment, so maybe a good time she was there for with someone else she was talking to.

Told me she was into kissing and daty, shocker, was not into daty. Catfish move #2, #3 if you count faking living in a better neighborhood.

Yet another provider who does not know how to give a BJ. This is happening way too much.

K9 was mediocre. It was like she suddenly wasn't aware how to move her body.

Didn't finish, told her I did, just wanted to be done with her. She had her phone *in her hand*, turned to me quickly, it slipped out of her hand and flew at my face. I caught it and handed it back to her. She looked confused, and told me there was a washcloth next to the bed. I had not seen her leave to prepare that, so I had to assume it was still there from next guy. Couldn't find it among the trash, dirty dishes, and old bowls of ramen and cereal.

As I got dressed she talked on the phone to a friend about how she's on probation, and various things she has to do for that. Enlightening.

Said a sad goodbye to the nice cat, and got the fuck out.

Great review bro! SMO.

**Aname** · 06-16-21 08:14

Fellas since I have moved to Brandenburg monger life has been rough. Have had a few providers make the trip and one girl the responded to a craigslist ad that was up a total of 7 min before it was deleted, but for the most part it's impossible to find any ladies that will make the trip. Anyone know of any under the radar girls that will come this way? Or know of any ladies out this direction I am missing?

**GrChMachoBuck** · 06-16-21 02:16

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**ZeroDark13** · 06-16-21 01:34

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ville/63410104#.

The good: She responds quickly to texts, and set up the appointment quickly, that never happens, so I think I was completely baffled by that, and my hopes went up. She has a nice cat, like actual feline. I seriously considered stealing that poor cat so it wouldn't have to live in that shithole anymore.

The bad: Not a great neighborhood or apartment complex. Her ad says Old Louisville, and for some reason she really thinks the part of town she lives in town is actually part of Old Louisville. It's 4 miles south of Old Louisville, I think she just puts that in the ad so people don't immediately say "nope" based on her location.

The ugly: She calls herself a "Tatted Goddess here for a good time"; she might've been a tatted goddess three years and 35 pounds ago, when her pictures were current, not so much today. If I hadn't seen the old pictures on her ad, I probably would've found her attractive, but when you set up a catfish expectation, there's no way reality is ever going to satisfy.

As for her being there for a good time, she answered her phone and replied to texts about nine times during the 25 minutes I was in her dirty apartment, so maybe a good time she was there for with someone else she was talking to.

Told me she was into kissing and daty, shocker, was not into daty. Catfish move #2, #3 if you count faking living in a better neighborhood.

Yet another provider who does not know how to give a BJ. This is happening way too much.

K9 was mediocre. It was like she suddenly wasn't aware how to move her body.

Didn't finish, told her I did, just wanted to be done with her. She had her phone *in her hand*, turned to me quickly, it slipped out of her hand and flew at my face. I caught it and handed it back to her. She looked confused, and told me there was a washcloth next to the bed. I had not seen her leave to prepare that, so I had to assume it was still there from next guy. Couldn't find it among the trash, dirty dishes, and old bowls of ramen and cereal.

As I got dressed she talked on the phone to a friend about how she's on probation, and various things she has to do for that. Enlightening.

Said a sad goodbye to the nice cat, and got the fuck out.

**Kingster** · 06-16-21 00:35

Originally Posted by SeeMeOnce [View Original Post]

Pulling on. She saw me during a visit from Aunt Flo. Acted surprised when I showed her the evidence. Will not repeat. Concur about pics and smoky room. Saw her sister Heather when I was in a pinch and did a review. Slightly better and her wet kitty got it done for me but I will not repeat on either one bro! SMO.

Sister? I'm interested. Can you PM me the info?