Escort Reports

[ZeroDark13]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ville/63410104#.

The good: She responds quickly to texts, and set up the appointment quickly, that never happens, so I think I was completely baffled by that, and my hopes went up. She has a nice cat, like actual feline. I seriously considered stealing that poor cat so it wouldn't have to live in that shithole anymore.

The bad: Not a great neighborhood or apartment complex. Her ad says Old Louisville, and for some reason she really thinks the part of town she lives in town is actually part of Old Louisville. It's 4 miles south of Old Louisville, I think she just puts that in the ad so people don't immediately say "nope" based on her location.

The ugly: She calls herself a "Tatted Goddess here for a good time"; she might've been a tatted goddess three years and 35 pounds ago, when her pictures were current, not so much today. If I hadn't seen the old pictures on her ad, I probably would've found her attractive, but when you set up a catfish expectation, there's no way reality is ever going to satisfy.

As for her being there for a good time, she answered her phone and replied to texts about nine times during the 25 minutes I was in her dirty apartment, so maybe a good time she was there for with someone else she was talking to.

Told me she was into kissing and daty, shocker, was not into daty. Catfish move #2, #3 if you count faking living in a better neighborhood.

Yet another provider who does not know how to give a BJ. This is happening way too much.

K9 was mediocre. It was like she suddenly wasn't aware how to move her body.

Didn't finish, told her I did, just wanted to be done with her. She had her phone *in her hand*, turned to me quickly, it slipped out of her hand and flew at my face. I caught it and handed it back to her. She looked confused, and told me there was a washcloth next to the bed. I had not seen her leave to prepare that, so I had to assume it was still there from next guy. Couldn't find it among the trash, dirty dishes, and old bowls of ramen and cereal.

As I got dressed she talked on the phone to a friend about how she's on probation, and various things she has to do for that. Enlightening.

Said a sad goodbye to the nice cat, and got the fuck out.

[Kingster]

Pulling on. She saw me during a visit from Aunt Flo. Acted surprised when I showed her the evidence. Will not repeat. Concur about pics and smoky room. Saw her sister Heather when I was in a pinch and did a review. Slightly better and her wet kitty got it done for me but I will not repeat on either one bro! SMO.

Sister? I'm interested. Can you PM me the info?

[DashRight93]

I guess I'm the one who has posted about her so much. I have no idea why she doesn't respond well to most people. She's does fine with me. Guess I'm lucky.

I have unsuccessfully tried twice to get a hold of Sarah Jane. Does she have hours that she adheres to? I don't see them listed on RR ad.

[Jsmw1980]

Yeah I'm pretty much done trying to get her to respond. Ol dude who keeps posting about her got me interested. But it's just a waste if she won't reply.

I guess I'm the one who has posted about her so much. I have no idea why she doesn't respond well to most people. She's does fine with me. Guess I'm lucky.

[Admin2]

When a person that has lost access to their account writes us and wants to recover it I tell them to find two senior members who have been members for five years and have at lease 250 posts who will vouch for them. The reason for the post count is that I want people who are active.

This guy can use whatever criterion he wants to give or not give contact info. He's obviously not pimping her, he just wants active members to get the info. If you don't like what he posts then add him to your ignore list and scroll on by. Those of you who couldn't do that simple thing got it done for you.

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[Cloud1987]

Option 1: Go to a bookstore and buy a very large book, something that will take you a long time to read. You'll need something to do while you're waiting for her to respond to your text (s). I recommend the unabridged version of "The Stand".

Option 2: Realize that life is too short to wait around for a GPS unicorn provider who has problems in her past that folks on this forum have chosen to conveniently ignore, find a provider that will actually respond in a timely fashion and schedule visits with you. Note: You should be prepared to spend more money than usual on this option.

Option 3: Invest in high quality masturbation technology, wait for sentient sex robots to become a reality.

Yeah I'm pretty much done trying to get her to respond. Ol dude who keeps posting about her got me interested. But it's just a waste if she won't reply.

[MonkeySmasher]

Option 1: Go to a bookstore and buy a very large book, something that will take you a long time to read. You'll need something to do while you're waiting for her to respond to your text (s). I recommend the unabridged version of "The Stand".

Option 2: Realize that life is too short to wait around for a GPS unicorn provider who has problems in her past that folks on this forum have chosen to conveniently ignore, find a provider that will actually respond in a timely fashion and schedule visits with you. Note: You should be prepared to spend more money than usual on this option.

Option 3: Invest in high quality masturbation technology, wait for sentient sex robots to become a reality.

She answers off the bat then when you ask for details its crickets!

[HotRam1]

Saw Zoey last weekend. It was a good experience, damnn she got a killer ass. Only downside is she made me wait for quite sometime and kept on rambling random shit which I care less. CBJ, which is a big let down for me. Will repeat if I got no option.

[Mnm1234]

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[Jsmw1980]

Trying to meet up with her for first time. Recommend her? Reviews?? Thanks for any info!

She's my atf. Some say she's hard to reach sometimes so keep trying. She is the best at sucking dick I've ever had. Damn!

[ZeroDark13]

Trying to meet up with her for first time. Recommend her? Reviews?? Thanks for any info!

Option 1: Go to a bookstore and buy a very large book, something that will take you a long time to read. You'll need something to do while you're waiting for her to respond to your text (s). I recommend the unabridged version of "The Stand".

Option 2: Realize that life is too short to wait around for a GPS unicorn provider who has problems in her past that folks on this forum have chosen to conveniently ignore, find a provider that will actually respond in a timely fashion and schedule visits with you. Note: You should be prepared to spend more money than usual on this option.

Option 3: Invest in high quality masturbation technology, wait for sentient sex robots to become a reality.

[Bendem69]

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[Froggy69]

Trying to meet up with her for first time. Recommend her? Reviews?? Thanks for any info!

[GoDeeper1234]

I had a visit with lady Jane. She has a nice hotel in the east end.

I've seen her before and always enjoyed my time with her.

She's a older MILF and had wonderful skills.

Reasonable investment with a great return!

Definitely a repeat in the near future.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/lady-jan...e-941503-added

[MonkeySmasher]

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