Massage Parlor Reports

[RaginRays]

Traveling to ft myers from st pete next week. Staying at ho jo's on s clevland. Best AMP close to hotel? Looks like there are 3 or 4 on Cleveland, RM not really helpful and not much posted on here, any help much appreciated.

[Daniel6789]

What can I say it was Saturday and was scheduled to take the Sara ride, which I am always looking forward to. Its really a pleasure and all you guys know when someone is going to give you a great massage and speaks fluent English that is a plus. Not only that, but has her own house and parking right in front of door with circular drive, easy in and easy out. Always greets you with a smile and a hug, yes a kiss also depending on your breath LOL. Altoids always in console, and she always compliments me on my underwear, always guys dress to impress. Dam I got some better ones then the chicks I fuck and they want to know where I got them or if they can keep them LOL. No there still manly LOL. Still have to take the little head out of the front rather then pull them down to Pee. LOL She always does an excellent rub, and now lately with a few power tools, that is just fine with me. She always knows where to rub, and is a licensed person. On the flip what can I say when you see two 38 DD'ies oiled up and are going to being rubbing on you along with a titty fuck. O M G Katie bar the fucking door, I'm a cumming LOL. I don't think I made it an hour there and it was my choosing to leave earlier then I did. Relief is just a hand shake away, and away I go. If you got the time for a great rub and tub, be my guest and you will not be sorry. P.S. My guest doesn't mean I'm paying for it LOL. Ciao all you fellow mongers, always a pleasure letting you know the latest.

[Fred123]

New management and all good girls gone. Don't recommend any more. UGH!

Need new spot.

Dog out.

Did you mean the one by the hooka place? I went there and had a decent chess match but felt rushed. Had a better match a little father down.

[Everlast1]

New management and all good girls gone. Don't recommend any more. UGH!

Need new spot.

Dog out.

Went to the one on Broadway next to purple ringer, was actually pleasantly surprised by the girl that came out, attractive little spinner with a nice set. So so massage but allowed touch but the negations were brutal, she started out at $400 extra tip for FS. I told her there was not a chance in hell she is getting that from me, told her I only brought 140 with me, she continued with her whiny negotiations and even brought in the other massage girl to tell me her last customer gave her 350 and how happy he was and she was a much! Bigger well fed girl. She than suggested she swipe my card for the remaining balance. I told her I was done and started to get dressed when she finally said she will this one time do it for 140, I should have left but I wanted to see what was under her clothes. LOL, she only pulled her shirt down, rushed through everything and it was a regretful experience.

[ThickAndCream9]

What can I say it was Saturday and was scheduled to take the Sara ride, which I am always looking forward to. Its really a pleasure and all you guys know when someone is going to give you a great massage and speaks fluent English that is a plus. Not only that, but has her own house and parking right in front of door with circular drive, easy in and easy out. Always greets you with a smile and a hug, yes a kiss also depending on your breath LOL. Altoids always in console, and she always compliments me on my underwear, always guys dress to impress. Dam I got some better ones then the chicks I fuck and they want to know where I got them or if they can keep them LOL. No there still manly LOL. Still have to take the little head out of the front rather then pull them down to Pee. LOL She always does an excellent rub, and now lately with a few power tools, that is just fine with me. She always knows where to rub, and is a licensed person. On the flip what can I say when you see two 38 DD'ies oiled up and are going to being rubbing on you along with a titty fuck. O M G Katie bar the fucking door, I'm a cumming LOL. I don't think I made it an hour there and it was my choosing to leave earlier then I did. Relief is just a hand shake away, and away I go. If you got the time for a great rub and tub, be my guest and you will not be sorry. P.S. My guest doesn't mean I'm paying for it LOL. Ciao all you fellow mongers, always a pleasure letting you know the latest.

[BadDog5]

New management and all good girls gone. Don't recommend any more. UGH!

Need new spot.

Dog out.

[Gotj17]

I said yes how much? And she said how much do you have I made the mistake of telling her what I actually had. (Now I know for a fact here that I paid too much, reading the other reviews and also when I gave her the money I could hear her laugh outside when she went to put the cash away.) I gave 120. She came back no all nude, only got a handy.

I shoot for the 40/70/100 rule for the tip but will go up if she's worth it.

If they won't budge I flip back over and say just finish the massage.

And don't ask "How much? If only a hand is available she may just finish you off and let you tip. If more is available she'll ask what you want. HJ, BJ, FS. When you tell her she'll give you a number. That is where my scale above comes in. Is she worth more if it's higher? Her attitude and looks help guide me if it's worth it or not. Flipping back over does work great as a negotiating tool.

[ThickAndCream9]

Definitely a rookie mistake but you live and learn. 40-50 tops for basic HJ. The cost of other services really depends on you, your looks, your personality, your self confidence and your connection with the lady. Another member, I can't remember who posted his 40/70/100 rule although getting FS for 100 doesn't happen often from my numerous experiences. $. 5 seems to be the sweet spot.

Learn to stick to say "no, I'm sorry, that's too much" and you'll rarely overpay.

First of all you already committed yourself to the (Entrance Fee 50 for the half or 70 for the Hour). Now let me tell you what I do. I got an extra $20 in one pocket and and extra $30 in the other. If the chick is good looking and she is not talking like a fucking Duck in your ear where you can understand her. They are there to make money any fucking way they can. Usually when they make you feel like your there long lost girlfriend, and she is hot on the flip. Remember what you have in your pockets. Believe me and ask any other seasoned monger. They are going to be sucking on your cock for the $20, and if you feel real generous and want to give another! Depending on you. You may get full service for the extra $50 you are sporting. Confucius gives definition of (IN Decent) When you are fucking some one and your cock goes all the way in, and your balls hit her on the ass. Then my man you are in (Decent) LOL Good luck new bee you will do just fine in the home stretch. Ciao.

[Member #4063]

Recently went back to a favored place by me. Every time I've gone there I've seen nothing but beautiful spinners. This time I saw Coco. Very sweet attitude and good massage. Listened to what I needed focus on. On the flip she was very reasonable for FS and not only does she have a nice body but she really was into it. I mean don't get me wrong I'm no slouch but she made me feel like she hadn't had that much fun in awhile. So definitely for the enthusiasm alone I will repeat.

There are 3 AMPs on Pine Ridge, can you narrow it down a bit more please?

[NewBreed2236]

Recently went back to a favored place by me. Every time I've gone there I've seen nothing but beautiful spinners. This time I saw Coco. Very sweet attitude and good massage. Listened to what I needed focus on. On the flip she was very reasonable for FS and not only does she have a nice body but she really was into it. I mean don't get me wrong I'm no slouch but she made me feel like she hadn't had that much fun in awhile. So definitely for the enthusiasm alone I will repeat.

[TilapiaDinner]

Is this in the place with Fuse BBQ?

No. This place is just north of Eibstein Bagels. Back if the building. Tucjedxaway and hidden.

[Well Hung Man]

Went to an AMP for the first time in North Naples. It was a good experience. The massage was nice paid for an hour 70. Young girl looked mid 20's very attractive said her name was Alicia, she did some teasing in little head's area towards the end and told me to flip over and asked if I wanted more gesturing with her hand. I said yes how much? And she said how much do you have I made the mistake of telling her what I actually had. (Now I know for a fact here that I paid too much, reading the other reviews and also when I gave her the money I could hear her laugh outside when she went to put the cash away.) I gave 120. She came back no all nude, only got a handy, touching her and she made cute little moans got louder as I popped. Cleaned me up with a few hot towels and said good byes and on my way I went.

Now if any fellow mongers would like to give me some advice for my next time I would really appreciate it. Thanks.

Definitely a rookie mistake but you live and learn. 40-50 tops for basic HJ. The cost of other services really depends on you, your looks, your personality, your self confidence and your connection with the lady. Another member, I can't remember who posted his 40/70/100 rule although getting FS for 100 doesn't happen often from my numerous experiences. $. 5 seems to be the sweet spot.

Learn to stick to say "no, I'm sorry, that's too much" and you'll rarely overpay.

[Zomgb]

Went to an AMP for the first time in North Naples. It was a good experience. The massage was nice paid for an hour 70. Young girl looked mid 20's very attractive said her name was Alicia, she did some teasing in little head's area towards the end and told me to flip over and asked if I wanted more gesturing with her hand. I said yes how much? And she said how much do you have I made the mistake of telling her what I actually had. (Now I know for a fact here that I paid too much, reading the other reviews and also when I gave her the money I could hear her laugh outside when she went to put the cash away.) I gave 120. She came back no all nude, only got a handy, touching her and she made cute little moans got louder as I popped. Cleaned me up with a few hot towels and said good byes and on my way I went.

Now if any fellow mongers would like to give me some advice for my next time I would really appreciate it. Thanks.

Yes, my advice is don't pay $. 2 for a hand job when you get great FS for that. Seriously. 4 to. 5 will get it done in most places. I get FS for $ from AMPs. Never more than $. 5 for FS. Start at. 4 and negotiate up to. 5 if you have to. Be prepared to walk. To a place that will do it for. 4 or. 5.

[Member #2227]

Where was this AMP?

Went to an AMP for the first time in North Naples. It was a good experience. The massage was nice paid for an hour 70. Young girl looked mid 20's very attractive said her name was Alicia, she did some teasing in little head's area towards the end and told me to flip over and asked if I wanted more gesturing with her hand. I said yes how much? And she said how much do you have I made the mistake of telling her what I actually had. (Now I know for a fact here that I paid too much, reading the other reviews and also when I gave her the money I could hear her laugh outside when she went to put the cash away.) I gave 120. She came back no all nude, only got a handy, touching her and she made cute little moans got louder as I popped. Cleaned me up with a few hot towels and said good byes and on my way I went.

Now if any fellow mongers would like to give me some advice for my next time I would really appreciate it. Thanks.

[NaplesBruh]

Went to an AMP for the first time in North Naples. It was a good experience. The massage was nice paid for an hour 70. Young girl looked mid 20's very attractive said her name was Alicia, she did some teasing in little head's area towards the end and told me to flip over and asked if I wanted more gesturing with her hand. I said yes how much? And she said how much do you have I made the mistake of telling her what I actually had. (Now I know for a fact here that I paid too much, reading the other reviews and also when I gave her the money I could hear her laugh outside when she went to put the cash away.) I gave 120. She came back no all nude, only got a handy, touching her and she made cute little moans got louder as I popped. Cleaned me up with a few hot towels and said good byes and on my way I went.

Now if any fellow mongers would like to give me some advice for my next time I would really appreciate it. Thanks.