Massage Parlor Reports

**Hamster4072** · 06-11-21 19:22

https://www.kmov.com/news/missouri-a...428d1bb4c.html

**Hamster4072** · 06-11-21 17:45

This is just reminder. The Missouri AG is on the rampage. He wants to close down all AMPs in Missouri. Be careful, they will try to force you say things so you won't be charged. I think I will stick with the Illinois side for now, it might be a lot safer! With all of the problems we have, they are focused on this.

**SirChuck** · 06-11-21 07:32

I'm driving up to Chicago end of July early August. Does anyone have any recommendations of any worthwhile AMP's? I've had some pretty good road trips to Colorado and Florida. Multiple stops on my way there and back as well as my vacation destinations. Took a lot of research but figured I'd ask for some recommendations ahead of time. I'm looking for AMPs with hot young 20-30 yr old Asians experiences. Over and above the std. HJ finish. Like Nuru, FS, BBBJ with all the bells and whistles. Any info. Is very much appreciated. Thank you in advance!

**SirChuck** · 06-11-21 07:20

I actually do like getting my balls powdered. It makes your balls silky and smooth the opposite of a sweaty leathery prickly cactus set of balls with no itch. I've been baby powdering my balls for about 15 years. Women do appreciate it more. Women don't want to suck on a sweaty prickly cactus set of balls or a set of sweaty fur burger balls that act like a sponge absorbing all the rankness that festers in the crotch. Furthermore grooming leaves your balls more sensitive for maximum pleasure.

Originally Posted by GiantNerd [View Original Post]

LOL! Who on earth wants their balls powdered?? Maybe that's all the rage overseas.

**Tiny Lil** · 06-10-21 22:42

Originally Posted by Defy1983 [View Original Post]

I had already texted her politely asking since she mentioned other fetish stuff in her ad, if she had the bondage gear. All she did was get upset and kept saying call her to make an appointment. I mean all I wanted was a yes or no answer. That plus past reviews, not sure I want to take a flyer to see.

I have seen Miss Abbey James few times. She is gorgeous / beautiful lady. She has handcuffs, cat o nine tails whip and few other things. Do not know if she has ropes / other restrains. Will ask next time I visit her.

Believe she is open to get some fetish gears if there is interest.

**BoilerWelder** · 06-10-21 21:59

Originally Posted by BillBradsky [View Original Post]

The MO Attorney General's "Hope Initiative" is really about the hope that he gets elected to the US Senate in 2022. He is making these baseless claims against Asian businesses to garner attention as tough on crime, even though he has yet to find any actual proof of a crime. He needs to go back to law school and study the section on hearsay evidence. Clearly an abuse of power for political gain.

He's smart enough to realize that. It's about pandering to the sheeple so he can climb the ladder, not what's based on fact or even provable. Morality and common sense have nothing to do with it.

**Bill Bradsky** · 06-10-21 16:05

Originally Posted by SparkySmith [View Original Post]

Looks like they are really interested in shutting these places down, and are using sites like this one, and rub ratings to gather info.

https://www.kmov.com/news/missouri-a...lock_id=990844

The MO Attorney General's "Hope Initiative" is really about the hope that he gets elected to the US Senate in 2022. He is making these baseless claims against Asian businesses to garner attention as tough on crime, even though he has yet to find any actual proof of a crime. He needs to go back to law school and study the section on hearsay evidence. Clearly an abuse of power for political gain.

**AlGolds6** · 06-10-21 13:59

I've been looking to get back into local mongering and was thinking of visiting here just to take one for the team and give a report, but it seems you've done that for us -- thanks!

Originally Posted by Jeffc574 [View Original Post]

Did my almost annual stupidity and stopped by Jasmine. My butt go well rubbed. I rubbed OTC an OK Asian butt and was offered plenty of oil for DIY. Don't ask me why I tried. I have had 1 HJ in 4 visits over several years. The first 10 minutes were interrupted by phone calls, texts, and the door. I think three girls were working. They were stacking up appointments. No more for me.

One new thing. When I was done, my balls got powdered. I don't think anyone has powdered my privates since I was three. Glad I got rid of it before the SO saw it.

**DirtyDuke** · 06-10-21 11:47

Paid a visit to Lilia today after not having seen her for a long time. Absolutely amazing visit. First, she is just as gorgeous -- if not more so -- from when I saw her years back. Her body is spectacular. Conversation with her is very easy and she is quite charming. I was a little sore so asked for a firm massage which was very, very good. Standard finish though upgrades are available. Her info is easy to find on rub ratings. She's been around a while so I probably don't need to go on too long about her. But she's back after a bit of a hiatus and dare I say better than ever.

DD.

**GiantNerd** · 06-09-21 15:36

Originally Posted by Jeffc574 [View Original Post]

When I was done, my balls got powdered.

LOL! Who on earth wants their balls powdered?? Maybe that's all the rage overseas.

**Slimpicker** · 06-09-21 15:01

Originally Posted by Hamster4072 [View Original Post]

My experience at Centerville AMPs has always been great, similar to yours! I have never regretted going there!

I've never regretted going there either but I had a weird one right before covid. Saw a girl there I've seen several times and I could 'explore' anywhere I wanted in the past while getting my 'massage'.

Anyway, this time she said no one allowed to use fingers.

The Yumi you saw Oldcedar, sounds like she'd be fun.

**Jeffc 574** · 06-09-21 12:45

Did my almost annual stupidity and stopped by Jasmine. My butt go well rubbed. I rubbed OTC an OK Asian butt and was offered plenty of oil for DIY. Don't ask me why I tried. I have had 1 HJ in 4 visits over several years. The first 10 minutes were interrupted by phone calls, texts, and the door. I think three girls were working. They were stacking up appointments. No more for me.

One new thing. When I was done, my balls got powdered. I don't think anyone has powdered my privates since I was three. Glad I got rid of it before the SO saw it.

**FartCity** · 06-09-21 12:12

Originally Posted by Zb314 [View Original Post]

It would be nice but they won't do it. Probably for the better I'm sure the wage for the girls would be low as shit 15 or 20 an hour bs anyway. They'd be working that job plus hustling on the side so they'd be doing like 20 dicks a day or something crazy LOL.

Would actually be the opposite because it would be highly regulated, similar to legal weed dispensaries. You know exactly what you're getting, it's guaranteed high quality service, the workers are paid and have health insurance. But you're paying way more for it than you are for a baggy from Carlos on the corner.

**BoilerWelder** · 06-09-21 09:32

Originally Posted by RickBarnes [View Original Post]

I can see shutting places down that could be forcing women to do things against their will but the government should be smarter and make it legal and tax it. Think about how much money doesn't get reported as income by either the store or the masseuse. Make it legal and regulate it.

They're doing it because they can make a hell of a lot more money at that than they can making phones and shoes over there. People are just too stupid to realize that.

**YoungSkeez77** · 06-09-21 06:11

For what it's worth, I went to Royal probably 10 times total in 2018 and 19 and never got a HE.

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