Humaniplex

**Cucara7676** · 06-16-21 19:24

She's now asking if you're vaccinated! If you say yes then she won't see you.

Stupid.

**Member #6982** · 06-15-21 11:39

Originally Posted by Spamlocke [View Original Post]

Is she pretty petite or taller?

She's probably about 5'5 - 5'7. Missed the cutoff for spinner by just a few inches in my book. I'm 5'11. I can pick her up easily. Squats and curls. LOL.

**Spamlocke** · 06-14-21 21:00

Originally Posted by ArrogantBstrd [View Original Post]

Damn. I'm weak for light-skinned Latinas. This girl had me weak. LOL.

Emma was in town. I messaged her on HX. She responded a menu and asked for my phone number. I gave her my number, then she texted me shortly after. I set up an appointment, then she gave me an address to a hotel in a very central location. Off we go!

She let me into the room. She wore a black robe with lingerie under. No hug or kiss or anything on entry. She had me shower as she waited on the bed. She doesn't really speak English. I could have used my very basic Spanish, but I'm always a little nervous when I meet a provider for the first time. Probably wasn't thinking straight. That probably would have made her a little more comfortable.

I laid on the bed. She gave an OK BBBJ. Very beautiful girl. She put the cap on, then rolled over for doggy first. I had her turn around for missionary. Neck kisses, lfk. I got to run my hands all over and feel her body. Nice nipples, man-made breasts. She has a nice leg spread in missionary. So sexy! Turned her over for doggy, then finished with CIM.

Emma is beautiful. Thick in the right places. Tiny waist and big hips. Kind of a dead fish, though. I probably won't repeat.

No promises. I'm weak for light-skinned Latinas. Very alluring. LOL.

Oh, and for those who care, there was no mention of donation during the meet. I gave it to her after I put my clothes back on just before I left. $200 for 30min, +40 for CIM.

Good Luck!

Is she pretty petite or taller?

**KoolKeith323** · 06-13-21 22:36

Originally Posted by Pierino [View Original Post]

That's so strange. Ms Jones is clearly an unicorn. Most providers I have been involved to. Were clearly some looney hating feminazi progressive liberals. LOL.

Biden hoax? That right there shows you how dumb she is. LOL.

**Member #6982** · 06-12-21 22:36

Damn. I'm weak for light-skinned Latinas. This girl had me weak. LOL.

Emma was in town. I messaged her on HX. She responded a menu and asked for my phone number. I gave her my number, then she texted me shortly after. I set up an appointment, then she gave me an address to a hotel in a very central location. Off we go!

She let me into the room. She wore a black robe with lingerie under. No hug or kiss or anything on entry. She had me shower as she waited on the bed. She doesn't really speak English. I could have used my very basic Spanish, but I'm always a little nervous when I meet a provider for the first time. Probably wasn't thinking straight. That probably would have made her a little more comfortable.

I laid on the bed. She gave an OK BBBJ. Very beautiful girl. She put the cap on, then rolled over for doggy first. I had her turn around for missionary. Neck kisses, lfk. I got to run my hands all over and feel her body. Nice nipples, man-made breasts. She has a nice leg spread in missionary. So sexy! Turned her over for doggy, then finished with CIM.

Emma is beautiful. Thick in the right places. Tiny waist and big hips. Kind of a dead fish, though. I probably won't repeat.

No promises. I'm weak for light-skinned Latinas. Very alluring. LOL.

Oh, and for those who care, there was no mention of donation during the meet. I gave it to her after I put my clothes back on just before I left. $200 for 30min, +40 for CIM.

Good Luck!

**Guy456** · 06-09-21 23:57

Originally Posted by TheDudeInSd [View Original Post]

She must be difficult to get an appointment with? Texted her and asked about rates and services. She responded with. "have you been vaccinated? A fair question, I of course was honest and said yes. She then responded with. "that's unfortunate that you bought into the Biden hoax".

WTF? Certified batshit crazy lmao.

Wow! She sounds nutty.

**Pierino** · 06-09-21 20:14

Originally Posted by Jedi69 [View Original Post]

OMG thank you so much for this, couldn't stop laughing ha ha ha. I want to hate fuck her on a bed filled with lots and lots of mail-in and absentee ballots while wearing a KN95 mask LOL.

Then as I am about to cum, I want to whisper in this crazy chick's ear that I voted for Bama. Twice!

That's so strange. Ms Jones is clearly an unicorn. Most providers I have been involved to. Were clearly some looney hating feminazi progressive liberals. LOL.

**MaxKat** · 06-09-21 17:52

Originally Posted by GimmeMoreHead [View Original Post]

Ms Jones is normal until she brings up anything political. And guaranteed she will bring up politics. She spews all that Q crap. If she weren't a great fuck and great looking I wouldn't have repeated as often as I have. Why would I want to talk politics with a hooker? LOL I doubt she loses any business. As good a fuck as her won't lose business until she decides to retire. Baddest hooker on HX.

True you just need to remember to say no if she asks if vaxed. Most people would assume yes is the correct answer LOL.

**GimmeMoreHead** · 06-09-21 14:50

Originally Posted by MaxKat [View Original Post]

Yes there has been recent discussion about this. Did you see it? Now you've been blackballed. Can't argue with crazy. We can only hope that she loses enough business that has to reconsider. Even crazy has to pay the bills.

Ms Jones is normal until she brings up anything political. And guaranteed she will bring up politics. She spews all that Q crap. If she weren't a great fuck and great looking I wouldn't have repeated as often as I have. Why tf would I want to talk politics with a hooker? LOL I doubt she loses any business. As good a fuck as her won't lose business until she decides to retire. Baddest hooker on HX.

**The DudeInSd** · 06-09-21 12:36

Originally Posted by Jedi69 [View Original Post]

OMG thank you so much for this, couldn't stop laughing ha ha ha. I want to hate fuck her on a bed filled with lots and lots of mail-in and absentee ballots while wearing a KN95 mask LOL.

Then as I am about to cum, I want to whisper in this crazy chick's ear that I voted for Bama. Twice!

Yes me too haha. Really comical that these Riverside girls buy into it all.

Can't make it up.

**MaxKat** · 06-09-21 09:44

Originally Posted by TheDudeInSd [View Original Post]

She must be difficult to get an appointment with? Texted her and asked about rates and services. She responded with. "have you been vaccinated? A fair question, I of course was honest and said yes. She then responded with. "that's unfortunate that you bought into the Biden hoax".

WTF? Certified batshit crazy lmao.

Yes there has been recent discussion about this. Did you see it? Now you've been blackballed. Can't argue with crazy. We can only hope that she loses enough business that has to reconsider. Even crazy has to pay the bills.

**Jedi69** · 06-09-21 09:34

Originally Posted by TheDudeInSd [View Original Post]

She must be difficult to get an appointment with? Texted her and asked about rates and services. She responded with. "have you been vaccinated? A fair question, I of course was honest and said yes. She then responded with. "that's unfortunate that you bought into the Biden hoax".

WTF? Certified batshit crazy lmao.

OMG thank you so much for this, couldn't stop laughing ha ha ha. I want to hate fuck her on a bed filled with lots and lots of mail-in and absentee ballots while wearing a KN95 mask LOL.

Then as I am about to cum, I want to whisper in this crazy chick's ear that I voted for Bama. Twice!

**The DudeInSd** · 06-09-21 01:30

She must be difficult to get an appointment with? Texted her and asked about rates and services. She responded with. "have you been vaccinated? A fair question, I of course was honest and said yes. She then responded with. "that's unfortunate that you bought into the Biden hoax".

WTF? Certified batshit crazy lmao.

**The DudeInSd** · 06-09-21 01:25

Originally Posted by SirBishop [View Original Post]

This is from my notes on her which is pre-Covid.

Rates.
300 hour.
200 half hour.
Services are GFE that include lfk, dfk, BBBJ, cot, cof, msog, daty, dato on me.
Cum in my mouth baby

No Greek, No FIA, No BBFS.

Hard pass at those rates and limited options.

**Fletch301** · 06-08-21 22:17

Originally Posted by SirBishop [View Original Post]

This is from my notes on her which is pre-Covid.

Rates.
300 hour.
200 half hour.
Services are GFE that include lfk, dfk, BBBJ, cot, cof, msog, daty, dato on me.
Cum in my mouth baby

No Greek, No FIA, No BBFS.

Her half hour is $240. $200 was Christmas special. Enjoy these rates now, they will probably go up.