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  1. #6636
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    Geography

    Quote Originally Posted by LngTimeMongr  [View Original Post]
    Her pics are constant but in Chicago and with a Dallas area code. No way she looks like that. I would avoid.

  2. #6635

    Anyone?


  3. #6634
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    Treatment Protocol

    I am getting a little enraged about the fuckery at Goldfinger.

    I will state that there has not been a monger lately asking to use the bathroom, so my work here matters.

    However, you guys need to stop being the chatty Kathy both before the session and afterwards.

    When you roll in, you need to know the lineup and who you want. Do not fuck around asking and do not make any sort of conversation.

    The current acceptable girls are:

    Maggie. Wears a mask, great dick work, does not undress.

    Angela (new one, not the other one) - will take off the mask, will not pull her panties down, wants you to suck her tits, they are ok. Her dick work is a problem, or I may just have ED, but fuck if I did not shock maggie the other day with my pulsating hebrew national.

    Kiki. Gets nude, has decent tits, likes to be fingered, does not ***** about it taking me a year to shoot the browning.

    Lilly. Older gal, good tits, works the dick fantastic.

    All the rest are for shit. They are gilfs or overweight types but you duds love that shit.

    Also, do not let them stick you in the first room on the left. It was the old break room. It is so small that if you ordered a large pizza you would have to eat it outside.

    The other night tho, some turd was talking and yucking it up with the girls about how they are so nice.

    Think of the finger as a church, a mosque, a fucken library of hand jobs. Speak when spoken to only.

    Also, Angela said, during the work and after I nutted a half quart that "you so strong" - she must like me.

  4. #6633
    Quote Originally Posted by IllWil13  [View Original Post]
    Will be in Long Beach for the day. Anyone know of a good spot to check out while I'm there? Not trying to have some granny in a skirt massage me LOL.
    One of the lake forest nuru joints opened up a site in long beach. Called "golden spa". Same girls.

  5. #6632

    You-Spa

    Anyone know if they have other Chinese milfs worth seeing other than Mary?

  6. #6631

    Nothing in LB

    Just visit Havana in Downey, to my knowledge not much in LB.

    Quote Originally Posted by IllWil13  [View Original Post]
    Will be in Long Beach for the day. Anyone know of a good spot to check out while I'm there? Not trying to have some granny in a skirt massage me LOL.

  7. #6630

    Visiting Long Beach

    Will be in Long Beach for the day. Anyone know of a good spot to check out while I'm there? Not trying to have some granny in a skirt massage me LOL.

  8. #6629

    Lmao

    Too fucking Funny!!

    Quote Originally Posted by PriscillaM  [View Original Post]
    https://www.exoticar-la.com/rim-repair/

    This place advertises full service rim repair.

  9. #6628

    SnapChat

    Does anybody have any Intel on providers whom use SnapChat? I found two that say they do massage. In both cases they wanted a $3 fee paid beforehand. My spider-sense went off and did not bite.

  10. #6627
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    Welcome to LA

    Quote Originally Posted by DatChase  [View Original Post]
    Moving into oc but working in southern side of LA. Been running through history on the forum. Heading out this weekend for a weekend trip and looking to visit some AMPs or kgirl places. I'm not looking for just HE, just looking for good bbj and FS. Seems like the places listed are eco, A1 and 8155. Wondering what the opinion is on where I should be heading. Also kind of interested in chens for the Greek option. Please feel free to PM me if you want. Just don't want to waste time and money. I'll gladly return the favor to anyone traveling to detroit area. I know this is massage sections, but any good kgirl agency recommendations I'd appreciate. Thanks guys.
    If you mean A1 in Santa Monica. You will be fucking a granny. I would tell you to go to 8155 only because I have never been to the shit ville areas where eco is, but it is closer to OC.

    Chens for Greek means you will be fuking Mary, a granny who looks like she has banged more mongers than the Lakers have injuries.

    If you do not want to waste time and / or money, you picked the wrong hobby.

    I will never go to DeTroy.

    As for kgirl agencies, there are other forums for that.

  11. #6626
    Moving into oc but working in southern side of LA. Been running through history on the forum. Heading out this weekend for a weekend trip and looking to visit some AMPs or kgirl places. I'm not looking for just HE, just looking for good bbj and FS. Seems like the places listed are eco, A1 and 8155. Wondering what the opinion is on where I should be heading. Also kind of interested in chens for the Greek option. Please feel free to PM me if you want. Just don't want to waste time and money. I'll gladly return the favor to anyone traveling to detroit area. I know this is massage sections, but any good kgirl agency recommendations I'd appreciate. Thanks guys.

  12. #6625
    Quote Originally Posted by LordByron222  [View Original Post]
    Read about the nuru MP's on this thread (thank you posters) and have since tried both places 1 x. Had similar but not equal experiences.

    Torrence. Went last week, didn't pick a girl and got Serena (think tennis star) Young, Latina, very good looking, great attitude. She got naked asap and went right to body-to-body slide. When I saw her tits I said "those look like they would fit perfectly in my mouth" and she said "Oh yeah? You want some?" and feed me one tit, then said "you have to do both!" Like, to me, that's the ballgame. I know she's faking, she knows she faking, but to put in that kind of effort to say something sexy? That's the whole show. Then she climbed up and reversed and gave me a very slick HJ with her vag and butthole right up in my face. I did the rookie move and licked around a little (never do that in that kind of place, not clean, not safe) but alas. I left soooo happy.

    Went to NOHO today.

    The girl in front asked who I wanted, I said "the happiest, most adventurous. ' She thought about it and sent me Blair, BMP. Big mistake on my part bc even though Blair was by far the hottest woman (not including strip clubs which she MUST have worked at in the past) even tho her ass was perfect, her tits were amazing and her lips insane, I never got much of a look at them. She spent ten minutes (of my 30) on my fucking thighs. I'm'm not here for that, skip you little karate chop and go flop around on top of me. I asked to sucks her tits and she let me, for about a nano second, then moved away. No reverse, just stood over me and squeezed. It was fine, but no serena.

    Last point, avoid lunchtime friends. Getting to be a log jam in there, had to pass more than one monger on the way out. Off peak my friends. Go get oiled up!
    Wow. Licked around? Ass, pussy, both? Between that and the tit sucking you're a bolder man than I am. I wonder if they have any hard rules about what goes, probably lots of it is at the individual provider's discretion. Maybe just no FS. If I'm recalling right from my sessions in that reverse straddle position the goods were more mid-lower chest level, not exactly in my face, so I didn't pick up on any signals it was available (not to say it's impossible though). Sanitation be damned, I would cut off a pinky finger to eat Chanel's ass while she's touching my little fella. Okay maybe just part of the finger, little chunk. Serena might be worth a longer drive, nice tip.

    Good advice on the lunch time crowd. Evenings have been very light in my experience, never saw another customer but there's usually at least one other session going on besides yours.

  13. #6624
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    Yelp?

    Quote Originally Posted by LngTimeMongr  [View Original Post]
    Anyone know a good rim place?
    https://www.exoticar-la.com/rim-repair/

    This place advertises full service rim repair.

  14. #6623

    Anyone?

    Anyone know a good rim place?

  15. #6622
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    Mom and pop

    Quote Originally Posted by LordByron222  [View Original Post]
    Read about the nuru MP's on this thread (thank you posters) and have since tried both places 1 x. Had similar but not equal experiences.

    Torrence. Went last week, didn't pick a girl and got Serena (think tennis star) Young, Latina, very good looking, great attitude. She got naked asap and went right to body-to-body slide. When I saw her tits I said "those look like they would fit perfectly in my mouth" and she said "Oh yeah? You want some?" and feed me one tit, then said "you have to do both!" Like, to me, that's the ballgame. I know she's faking, she knows she faking, but to put in that kind of effort to say something sexy? That's the whole show. Then she climbed up and reversed and gave me a very slick HJ with her vag and butthole right up in my face. I did the rookie move and licked around a little (never do that in that kind of place, not clean, not safe) but alas. I left soooo happy.

    Went to NOHO today.

    The girl in front asked who I wanted, I said "the happiest, most adventurous. ' She thought about it and sent me Blair, BMP. Big mistake on my part bc even though Blair was by far the hottest woman (not including strip clubs which she MUST have worked at in the past) even tho her ass was perfect, her tits were amazing and her lips insane, I never got much of a look at them. She spent ten minutes (of my 30) on my fucking thighs. I'm'm not here for that, skip you little karate chop and go flop around on top of me. I asked to sucks her tits and she let me, for about a nano second, then moved away. No reverse, just stood over me and squeezed. It was fine, but no serena.

    Last point, avoid lunchtime friends. Getting to be a log jam in there, had to pass more than one monger on the way out. Off peak my friends. Go get oiled up!
    If the one in Torrance is like a strip mall with a gas station, I recommend against the drive. I had a fat ass there, horrible.

    The baked Latina in front who books you needs to think about her fucken future and not her next hit off the vape. The coked out girls working the joint need to see some handjob instruction videos.

    I avoid both of them.

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