Massage Parlor Reports

**TheCarlMan** · 06-03-21 23:30

Originally Posted by Jeffreak [View Original Post]

Had a dream today about Tiffany at Saigon in Ferndale. Called ahead in my dream and confirmed an evening appointment. I've rtff so I had an idea about what to do, but essentially you want to park in the lot behind the building for best results. You can call Tiffany and she'll walk you through the rest of the process. When I walked in she asked if a half hour was good since she had another appointment in an hour. She could tell I was a little disappointed, but promised me an hour next time and told me to strip and wait for her to get back. I put the towel over myself and waiter 5 minutes before she was back. She walked over and asked me what I was looking for, I said "everything" and she giggled in response, okayed it, and whipped the towel off my ass as she started to feel me up all over with hot oil. I got to do some roaming and utc before she asked me to flip and asked how much I was looking to spend. I said $250 and she was okay with that. She stripped off, started with a CBJ which led into sex in various positions. All of this led to a grand finale BBBJ where she paid the boys some oral attention and let me finish on her tits.

I know there seems to be a conception that the metro Detroit standards are pretty low overall, and some of the Tiffany hype is a result of that. In a top city like LA or Dallas, she definitely wouldn't stand out in the crowd much. However, in my dream her body was very solid, petite with big perky boobs which look nice even up close. They feel a little odd if you really cop a nice feel but overall really nice. Her butt isn't very big but her hips are nice and wide, her stomach is toned, and she is pretty well proportioned. Honestly $250 for an evening with a last minute reservation is pretty good for me. I asked her if she can do a 4 hand with Ebony (who I've also heard a lot about), and she said yes but to call ahead. An hour of that is definitely next on my dream bucket list, and I'm highly satisfied with the professional service I received from Tiffany. Highly recommend and I'll be back here soon.

Seriously? $250 for 25 minutes? No BBFS?. Jenny at P. T Nails is St. Clair Shores will do BBFS for less and give you a full hour. It's your dollar to spend and none of my business what you value. Tiffany is really not worth that and really took advantage of you.

**AngryDutchMan** · 06-03-21 22:17

Originally Posted by LuckyJimmy [View Original Post]

I'd say go to Thai Spa and DDS on Novi Road, good massage and standard handshake finish. Both providers 30's, allow otc roaming, and if you're a fun guy, UTC can be had.

Happy Hunting!

LJ.

Due to time constraints (commerce massage, Thai dds and Asian health all open at 10 am and I was out and about a bit before that), I found myself back at my usual go-to, Chinese Massage Westland. And boy am I glad I did.

Apparently there's been a rotation there. I didn't see my usual girl, KK, but instead there was a new girl. Said she had only been there a week. Name is either Sophie or Sophia (last syllable got lost in the mask). If I had to put a number on her age I'd say late 20's tops. Very slim, attractive, and her English is far better than most providers. (There's a hint of accent still, and while not necessarily fluent, you don't need to resort to grunts and gestures to get your point across.).

I opted for 'soft' when offered, so the massage was really more along the lines of 30 minutes of teasing. And she was very easy going. When I rubbed her leg, she giggled a bit (she's ticklish there apparently) and tickled me back. The flip was what really piqued my interest. OTC was definitely allowed, but when I tried UTC, she winked at me slyly and said "let's save some surprise for next time! Good finish, will definitely be repeating. The impression that I got was that future visits may open the menu.

**Riker36** · 06-03-21 21:08

Originally Posted by MelvinSch [View Original Post]

First time seeing Carla. Overall experience was a 6/10. Actually pretty damn good massage. She wasn't afraid to use pressure. She's attractive in the face but definitely thick. She said she has double D's but they were flabby with salami slices and her stomach was at least triple D. Super nice girl. Talked way too damn much, and loudly. She even talked as I was firing. Like we're just here casually sharing a meal or something. The best part about the experience was the location. They have it set up to look like a legit massage place with multiple girls working there. Kinda like the bikini places look (but with actual good service). Half hour 70 with 40 tip, standard handshake. Would never repeat.

I've been wanting to try her, but never responds to my texts. Now I know to never see her. Her talking so much, and the the body type are both deal breakers for me. Did you happen to see how the other girls looked?

**JefFreak** · 06-03-21 20:51

Had a dream today about Tiffany at Saigon in Ferndale. Called ahead in my dream and confirmed an evening appointment. I've rtff so I had an idea about what to do, but essentially you want to park in the lot behind the building for best results. You can call Tiffany and she'll walk you through the rest of the process. When I walked in she asked if a half hour was good since she had another appointment in an hour. She could tell I was a little disappointed, but promised me an hour next time and told me to strip and wait for her to get back. I put the towel over myself and waiter 5 minutes before she was back. She walked over and asked me what I was looking for, I said "everything" and she giggled in response, okayed it, and whipped the towel off my ass as she started to feel me up all over with hot oil. I got to do some roaming and utc before she asked me to flip and asked how much I was looking to spend. I said $250 and she was okay with that. She stripped off, started with a CBJ which led into sex in various positions. All of this led to a grand finale BBBJ where she paid the boys some oral attention and let me finish on her tits.

I know there seems to be a conception that the metro Detroit standards are pretty low overall, and some of the Tiffany hype is a result of that. In a top city like LA or Dallas, she definitely wouldn't stand out in the crowd much. However, in my dream her body was very solid, petite with big perky boobs which look nice even up close. They feel a little odd if you really cop a nice feel but overall really nice. Her butt isn't very big but her hips are nice and wide, her stomach is toned, and she is pretty well proportioned. Honestly $250 for an evening with a last minute reservation is pretty good for me. I asked her if she can do a 4 hand with Ebony (who I've also heard a lot about), and she said yes but to call ahead. An hour of that is definitely next on my dream bucket list, and I'm highly satisfied with the professional service I received from Tiffany. Highly recommend and I'll be back here soon.

**JetSpray** · 06-03-21 20:45

Stopped in to visit lily, she is out for a little while mama said "try new girl" uggg I am guessing 70+ , tales from the crypt like body 5' 6" 80 lbs with tennis balls in her breast pockets. Jenn is the name with a clit the size of your thumb. Ok massage w / walk on back. This visit made my soul sad.

**LuckyJimmy** · 06-03-21 19:24

Originally Posted by Jp1225 [View Original Post]

Well I would recommend Asian Health in Novi (10 Mile Rd. Just east of Meadowbrook) BUT they have all new ladies there now who are not as skilled, not as fun, totally rush / short the massage and as of the last couple of times I've been there they always have someone waiting (4 customers with only 3 providers). Yesterday I called ahead, they said come now. I said be there in 20 minutes, they said ok. I get there in 22 minutes only to have them tell me sorry come back in an hour we too busy. Screw that.

I went and blew that money on a Japanese maple tree. At least I'll have something to show for it.

I'd say go to Thai Spa and DDS on Novi Road, good massage and standard handshake finish. Both providers 30's, allow otc roaming, and if you're a fun guy, UTC can be had.

Happy Hunting!

LJ.

**FunMatt** · 06-03-21 14:33

Anyone been to Red Spa in Hayes in Warren?

https://detroit.rubratings.com/227917

**Marauder302** · 06-03-21 14:06

Is Reese still around? Please PM any contact info.

Thanks!

**Member #6291** · 06-03-21 12:35

First time seeing Carla. Overall experience was a 6/10. Actually pretty damn good massage. She wasn't afraid to use pressure. She's attractive in the face but definitely thick. She said she has double D's but they were flabby with salami slices and her stomach was at least triple D. Super nice girl. Talked way too damn much, and loudly. She even talked as I was firing. Like we're just here casually sharing a meal or something. The best part about the experience was the location. They have it set up to look like a legit massage place with multiple girls working there. Kinda like the bikini places look (but with actual good service). Half hour 70 with 40 tip, standard handshake. Would never repeat.

**ED Pills** · 06-03-21 11:02

Originally Posted by Mrtroy [View Original Post]

Hello herd tiny bit Something about play time / Happy ending massages are or will be legal in washanaw county?

Any truth to that? Thanks.

NOT legal, but indicated that it won't be prosecuted. Like driving 70 in a 65 zone.

**Streethunter** · 06-03-21 09:20

If you draw mamasan just save your money. Massage was only 10 minutes and very rushed. She was friendly on flip, but didn't do it for me. Not a fan. Jenny was on vacation but should be back now. She is much better.

**Mrtroy** · 06-03-21 09:05

Hello herd tiny bit Something about play time / Happy ending massages are or will be legal in washanaw county?

Any truth to that? Thanks.

**HighFlier1222** · 06-02-21 23:17

Had to walk away today. Few folks waiting in cars outside. Got one waitin on the couch In the lobby (awkward eye contact). Was told 1 hr wait at least. Could hear someone having a good time thru those flimsy curtains. Won't be going back.

**ED Pills** · 06-02-21 20:26

Originally Posted by Jp1225 [View Original Post]

Well I would recommend Asian Health in Novi (10 Mile Rd. Just east of Meadowbrook) BUT they have all new ladies there now who are not as skilled, not as fun, totally rush / short the massage and as of the last couple of times I've been there they always have someone waiting (4 customers with only 3 providers). Yesterday I called ahead, they said come now. I said be there in 20 minutes, they said ok. I get there in 22 minutes only to have them tell me sorry come back in an hour we too busy. Screw that.

I went and blew that money on a Japanese maple tree. At least I'll have something to show for it.

Problem is. People call all the time and never show up. This is a first come first served business. Just go elsewhere.

**TullyBlanchard** · 06-02-21 19:30

Originally Posted by SandersNut [View Original Post]

https://www.etsy.com/listing/6632735..._query=milking+table+massage&ref=sr_gallery-1-4&organic_search_click=1&cns=1&variation1=1601540027.

Etsy has this one for sale. Only one in stock.

Gently used, slightly sticky.