Massage Parlor Reports

**JetSpray** · 06-03-21 20:45

Stopped in to visit lily, she is out for a little while mama said "try new girl" uggg I am guessing 70+ , tales from the crypt like body 5' 6" 80 lbs with tennis balls in her breast pockets. Jenn is the name with a clit the size of your thumb. Ok massage w / walk on back. This visit made my soul sad.

**LuckyJimmy** · 06-03-21 19:24

Originally Posted by Jp1225 [View Original Post]

Well I would recommend Asian Health in Novi (10 Mile Rd. Just east of Meadowbrook) BUT they have all new ladies there now who are not as skilled, not as fun, totally rush / short the massage and as of the last couple of times I've been there they always have someone waiting (4 customers with only 3 providers). Yesterday I called ahead, they said come now. I said be there in 20 minutes, they said ok. I get there in 22 minutes only to have them tell me sorry come back in an hour we too busy. Screw that.

I went and blew that money on a Japanese maple tree. At least I'll have something to show for it.

I'd say go to Thai Spa and DDS on Novi Road, good massage and standard handshake finish. Both providers 30's, allow otc roaming, and if you're a fun guy, UTC can be had.

Happy Hunting!

LJ.

**FunMatt** · 06-03-21 14:33

Anyone been to Red Spa in Hayes in Warren?

https://detroit.rubratings.com/227917

**Marauder302** · 06-03-21 14:06

Is Reese still around? Please PM any contact info.

Thanks!

**Member #6291** · 06-03-21 12:35

First time seeing Carla. Overall experience was a 6/10. Actually pretty damn good massage. She wasn't afraid to use pressure. She's attractive in the face but definitely thick. She said she has double D's but they were flabby with salami slices and her stomach was at least triple D. Super nice girl. Talked way too damn much, and loudly. She even talked as I was firing. Like we're just here casually sharing a meal or something. The best part about the experience was the location. They have it set up to look like a legit massage place with multiple girls working there. Kinda like the bikini places look (but with actual good service). Half hour 70 with 40 tip, standard handshake. Would never repeat.

**ED Pills** · 06-03-21 11:02

Originally Posted by Mrtroy [View Original Post]

Hello herd tiny bit Something about play time / Happy ending massages are or will be legal in washanaw county?

Any truth to that? Thanks.

NOT legal, but indicated that it won't be prosecuted. Like driving 70 in a 65 zone.

**Streethunter** · 06-03-21 09:20

If you draw mamasan just save your money. Massage was only 10 minutes and very rushed. She was friendly on flip, but didn't do it for me. Not a fan. Jenny was on vacation but should be back now. She is much better.

**Mrtroy** · 06-03-21 09:05

Hello herd tiny bit Something about play time / Happy ending massages are or will be legal in washanaw county?

Any truth to that? Thanks.

**HighFlier1222** · 06-02-21 23:17

Had to walk away today. Few folks waiting in cars outside. Got one waitin on the couch In the lobby (awkward eye contact). Was told 1 hr wait at least. Could hear someone having a good time thru those flimsy curtains. Won't be going back.

**ED Pills** · 06-02-21 20:26

Originally Posted by Jp1225 [View Original Post]

Well I would recommend Asian Health in Novi (10 Mile Rd. Just east of Meadowbrook) BUT they have all new ladies there now who are not as skilled, not as fun, totally rush / short the massage and as of the last couple of times I've been there they always have someone waiting (4 customers with only 3 providers). Yesterday I called ahead, they said come now. I said be there in 20 minutes, they said ok. I get there in 22 minutes only to have them tell me sorry come back in an hour we too busy. Screw that.

I went and blew that money on a Japanese maple tree. At least I'll have something to show for it.

Problem is. People call all the time and never show up. This is a first come first served business. Just go elsewhere.

**TullyBlanchard** · 06-02-21 19:30

Originally Posted by SandersNut [View Original Post]

https://www.etsy.com/listing/6632735..._query=milking+table+massage&ref=sr_gallery-1-4&organic_search_click=1&cns=1&variation1=1601540027.

Etsy has this one for sale. Only one in stock.

Gently used, slightly sticky.

**Jp1225** · 06-02-21 18:39

Originally Posted by AngryDutchMan [View Original Post]

Heading to Novi / commerce area tomorrow and was going to check out commerce massage. Any recommendations on who I should ask for? Read a few reports that were a bit hard to follow with the various names.

Not looking for FS but a decent massage with the usual finish. Bonus if the provider is not old enough to be my mother.

Well I would recommend Asian Health in Novi (10 Mile Rd. Just east of Meadowbrook) BUT they have all new ladies there now who are not as skilled, not as fun, totally rush / short the massage and as of the last couple of times I've been there they always have someone waiting (4 customers with only 3 providers). Yesterday I called ahead, they said come now. I said be there in 20 minutes, they said ok. I get there in 22 minutes only to have them tell me sorry come back in an hour we too busy. Screw that.

I went and blew that money on a Japanese maple tree. At least I'll have something to show for it.

**SandersNut** · 06-02-21 18:32

https://www.etsy.com/listing/6632735..._query=milking+table+massage&ref=sr_gallery-1-4&organic_search_click=1&cns=1&variation1=1601540027.

Etsy has this one for sale. Only one in stock.

**Brianna Amelie** · 06-02-21 17:13

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**AngryDutchMan** · 06-02-21 10:02

Heading to Novi / commerce area tomorrow and was going to check out commerce massage. Any recommendations on who I should ask for? Read a few reports that were a bit hard to follow with the various names.

Not looking for FS but a decent massage with the usual finish. Bonus if the provider is not old enough to be my mother.