Massage Parlor Reports

[Gene2]

Their website is Chicagolandbodyrubs.com and it has fees and everything else you need there.

I think they do advertise on some site or other. Occasionally posters will add a link to one of their ads but I don't know where. I just go to their website for their weekly schedule.

Upcharges for services beyond a handjob are usually anywhere between $100-$150. Some of the sillier girls want $250-300 for things like Greek and Salma wants $1000 for FS. But some of them won't charge at all if you have genuine chemistry with them.

CLM posts several times a day on RubRatings. They feature the girls at each location that day.

Here's one from yesterday.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/122334

Gene.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/226275

Finally got in to see her. Typical apt. / spa setup with a table in the middle of room with a futon off to side.

Sol is an attractive older Hispanic women (40-45) she is thick, a little tummy, smaller tits, nice thick thighs and a killer ass. True pear shaped women. The firmest ass I've ever felt on a woman. Maybe it was me assuming that it was a typical full service house, or lack of communication, but on the flip she asked what I wanted to do? Said upgrade to full service was $.

More. I had already paid a $. 4 for a lame ass massage, so I opted for an L1 finish w / lingerie on and roaming hands.

It was just ok, and way overpriced for what it was, but that killer ass keeps calling my name to come back for more.

Let me know if anyone else has been there.

I guess if you put it all together an Asian AMP FS with the house fee will probably run you close to this but then I'm comparing apples to oranges. It's a bit steep I agree.

[RichL1234]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/226275

Finally got in to see her. Typical apt. / spa setup with a table in the middle of room with a futon off to side.

Sol is an attractive older Hispanic women (40-45) she is thick, a little tummy, smaller tits, nice thick thighs and a killer ass. True pear shaped women. The firmest ass I've ever felt on a woman. Maybe it was me assuming that it was a typical full service house, or lack of communication, but on the flip she asked what I wanted to do? Said upgrade to full service was $.

More. I had already paid a $. 4 for a lame ass massage, so I opted for an L1 finish w / lingerie on and roaming hands.

It was just ok, and way overpriced for what it was, but that killer ass keeps calling my name to come back for more.

Let me know if anyone else has been there.

[Fantastico]

It's not very consistent. Guys report differing levels of verification. Probably depends on who is manning the phones that day.

Appreciate the info. Definitely going to give it a try now. Leaning toward scheduling Bella, Suzie or Natalia based on pics and your reviews.

[OrdLover]

I was just wondering if you plan on going back. I love big naturals and haven't seen a girl with them there. I wonder if she is new. May who was at t pro years ago seems to be the mms and owner. It's a nice place with good times.

The one that is chucky is Anna. But the one with the tattoo is not May since she doesn't have a back tattoo. And also hers is fake as hell. But I don't remember any other girls that is older with a tattoo.

[FnlvnGuy]

Where is this CMS? Sorry CLM?

ChicagolandBodyRubs.

[HakunaMatata]

Went to visit Natalia due to good reviews. Scheduling was easy, once arrived they instructed to ring the door bell. Natalia came down to let me in. She is nice looking lady, in my opinion in her 40's. She led me into the room, where I undressed and laid face down. She gave really nice massage. On the flip we agreed for FS, she went to give really nice BBBJ, with no questions asked and continued to fuck me hard. Once done, we were talking for another 15-20 minutes. Dressed up and left. Overall nice experience, but I probably won't repeat as I'm into younger girls. With that said I would definitely recommend.

[Gopher88]

She is located near Kedzie and Armitage so it was convenient. Give a fake address, a couple doors down. I didn't understand why as she gave me the right address before I even got out the car. Usually they watch you approach the fake address, and then tell you come to the real address. Obviously not the girl in the pic, not even close. She let me finger her, which was surprising. Did not ask about upgrades as I won't return. But she's out there if you're interested. She doesn't work Wednesdays.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/201447

Cement steps I didn't like. I told her I was handicapped. She came out to he car and helped me out.

[Gopher88]

I booked with CLM today, and originally requested Salma.

Whoever gave info on this site that she was young looking. I'm sorry but that was really bad info. She didn't look young to me at all. She admitted she's in her 30's but to me she looked like early 40's. I know Latin women age well and there was just no way she was 30. I felt like she was my mother and apologized and told her that unfortunately I couldn't go through with it as I prefer a younger person. She was a very sweet lady and didn't take my criticism harsh. (She seemed relieved honestly) and she admitted this is not her Jam and doesn't plan to say much longer. On a positive note she did recommend that I see Sandy and indeed I was very happy when she walked through the door. Sandy was in her 20's, told me she was a previous hostess and working towards an airline stewardess. She was really cute, with glasses and a raspy voice. I thought initially she was Polish but found out later she was Latin and was mixed with some Spaniard. She had light brown eyes and just very young looking. Her menu however is very limited, she only provides L1, and she didn't want her breasts kissed nor her kitty touched. She said she just went through her menstrual cycle and it was very sensitive. I have to take her word for it, but if she uses this excuse in the future you know she simply isn't into it. I did get the same vibe from her, she will never offer more than L1 as this isn't where she wants to make a career. Just trying to make it through tough Covid times and I can respect that. I would normally want to repeat but she seemed a bit distant sometimes; something tells me she has a boyfriend and is not wanting to cross the lines much. She's about 5"6 weight is about 125, B breasts, light skinned. She has a jiggly butt but not fat; just not tight. Better than normal is my best definition. Well that's about it. Enjoy.

Where is this CMS? Sorry CLM?

[Moejoo]

How long did you stay? How much? Rate the girl from 1-10 in looks, personality, conversation?

What parts of that negative review have you so interested in seeing her?

[NewInChi]

She is located near Kedzie and Armitage so it was convenient. Give a fake address, a couple doors down. I didn't understand why as she gave me the right address before I even got out the car. Usually they watch you approach the fake address, and then tell you come to the real address. Obviously not the girl in the pic, not even close. She let me finger her, which was surprising. Did not ask about upgrades as I won't return. But she's out there if you're interested. She doesn't work Wednesdays.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/201447

How long did you stay? How much? Rate the girl from 1-10 in looks, personality, conversation?

[Jinurso]

Dani, Nicol, and Kathy were all recently announced as new to the lineup. Anybody give any of them a go yet?

Also saw Sarah and she said she does doubles with Jessica. That is DEFINITELY on my list now. Has anybody ever tried that or any doubles there before? I didn't even realize that was an option.

[AngelBravo]

I booked with CLM today, and originally requested Salma.

Whoever gave info on this site that she was young looking. I'm sorry but that was really bad info. She didn't look young to me at all. She admitted she's in her 30's but to me she looked like early 40's. I know Latin women age well and there was just no way she was 30. I felt like she was my mother and apologized and told her that unfortunately I couldn't go through with it as I prefer a younger person. She was a very sweet lady and didn't take my criticism harsh. (She seemed relieved honestly) and she admitted this is not her Jam and doesn't plan to say much longer. On a positive note she did recommend that I see Sandy and indeed I was very happy when she walked through the door. Sandy was in her 20's, told me she was a previous hostess and working towards an airline stewardess. She was really cute, with glasses and a raspy voice. I thought initially she was Polish but found out later she was Latin and was mixed with some Spaniard. She had light brown eyes and just very young looking. Her menu however is very limited, she only provides L1, and she didn't want her breasts kissed nor her kitty touched. She said she just went through her menstrual cycle and it was very sensitive. I have to take her word for it, but if she uses this excuse in the future you know she simply isn't into it. I did get the same vibe from her, she will never offer more than L1 as this isn't where she wants to make a career. Just trying to make it through tough Covid times and I can respect that. I would normally want to repeat but she seemed a bit distant sometimes; something tells me she has a boyfriend and is not wanting to cross the lines much. She's about 5"6 weight is about 125, B breasts, light skinned. She has a jiggly butt but not fat; just not tight. Better than normal is my best definition. Well that's about it. Enjoy.

[CubsFan123]

Posted on the north side near Montrose and Pulaski, was a waste of time and money. Quick ten minute feather touch massage, rushed ending was in and out in 20 minutes. Stay far far away.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/139412

[SeanKonnery]

Hey Guys. Just saw Sarah today. She reminds me of the legacy NG Lara! She is prolly my top 3 now! My upper lip still smells and tastes from DATY. One thing I have to concur. It's all about your vibe with these girls. Even spoke to the other ladies there in the place! I went in with a positive calm aura and made her feel the same and just treated her good! DFK, GFE, CBJ, and FS on the menu along with some stimulating convo. Guys she's been here for a while so treat her good! Even gave those cute toes of hers some attention. I will definitely be back!

SK.