Strip Club Reports

[Ray Raynor]

The Cricket is going down hill fellas. Wouldn't go. Its a shit show there lately.

Can you elaborate a little? Was the line-up filled with weight watcher members? Was there an epidemic of GPS? The one thing that has always sucked at Criket is the bitchy bartender.

[Diggles]

Are there any clubs open later than 11 pm? Which club is best for extras any time? Thanks gents.

[YoungSkeez77]

Sad to hear the Criket is bad now. I'm in town for the weekend and wss thinking of going there. It was great 3 years ago.

I never understood "raining" money. I always thought it looked stupid and the girl must feel stupid too, with having to collect all the singles off the stage. One guy I've seen at BTs and SC throws the money at the girl, sometimes right in her face. Totally disrespectful. AND with no curtains in the back. The guy is literally throwing his money away.

Its because you're a boomer going to strip clubs to get pussy and the guys you're talking about revert to what they've heard and sern in rap / songs videos when they get there. There's a disconnect.

[StevenStein]

The Cricket is going down hill fellas. Wouldn't go. Its a shit show there lately.

[PacoTaco]

Heading to the cricket now hopefully it's going to be good. Will report back.

[DA9988]

WTF- you can't wear black jeans WTF. Then WTF do you wear a flipping suit and tie- how flippin ridiculous.

I would be surprised if you got turned away wearing nice dark denim jeans and collared shirt of some kind.

[BigBootyFan]

Avoid jeans at all costs! Ditto hoodies and sandals.

WTF- you can't wear black jeans WTF. Then WTF do you wear a flipping suit and tie- how flippin ridiculous.

[Lamarr]

I was in there last Saturday 4-6 p and there were dudes there in jeans, shorts, sandals, etc. So maybe inconsistent enforcement currently.

Possibly. First thing that bouncer asked me a few weeks ago was "are those jeans?" as he checked them out to validate.

In the past, one of our group wore a hoodie and wasnt allowed in; same situation but with sandals at Coliseum (same owner as FC).

[Bacon Bread]

Avoid jeans at all costs! Ditto hoodies and sandals.

I was in there last Saturday 4-6 p and there were dudes there in jeans, shorts, sandals, etc. So maybe inconsistent enforcement currently.

[Fuds99]

They had twelve dancers (6 to 8 appearance range) with eighteen customers when I arrived on day shift. Familiar faces were Andrea, Blue from Criket, Hunter, Ivy, Jade, Julia, Passion, and Sasha. Overall, a decent looking lineup that included various ethnicities and body types.

Carrie is early 20's, white, dirty blonde, small tits, thin build, nice backside, and has one tat. She provided a solid GFE session and I would repeat.

My costs were: 8 plus tip for a beer, 20 VIP tax, and 140 for dances. You can park on the street to avoid the 10 valet. Also, you can avoid the 20 cover charge by arriving before night shift begins.

Night shift still runs from 5 to 11 PM. The door guy told me that the 7 PM to 2 AM night hours return on June 1st.

Does Carrie have a septum loop?

[EFrom MI]

Went to BT's for the second time, a couple years ago no dancers came and talked to me, I tipped Princess a 22 year old black gal who is slim, she came and sat with me a few minutes after her set.

Went back for a CBJ for $1,5 left very happy, I typically don't negotiate they give a price I either accept or decline.

[HoldenCaul]

As an old dude with diabetics, I did not want to get a lap dance until I am fully vaccinated plus I hate seeing good-looking girls with masks.

Ah, makes sense. I found that the mask thing (girls wearing them) didn't last long. I remember back in I think June 2020 when they opened back up, it was very weird that they wore them, then it seemed like a few weeks later they were gone. Keep in mind I only go to the non-Detroit clubs. I hear you on the vax thing, glad to hear you are back in the saddle!

[WinterKnight]

Agreed 100%! That is a perfect example of "new money talking"! Why would a woman want money that has been touched by everyone, clean or not, thrown in her face? Do those guys think the rest of us are sitting there saying, "One day when I get a 'real job', I'm going to get 100 dollar bills and throw them onstage and look cool too!" ?? Thanks for pointing that out; I thought maybe I was the only one rolling eyes and laughing at those guys.

I have seen this only once, which was the last time I went to a club— The Pantheion, last summer while Covid was in full swing but the clubs were open with protocols. It's the only time I have been there, and it's also one of the very few times I have been in any club after 7 pm. The place was packed and raucous, with many women in the seats; I was the only white patron present, and I found the very last open seat at the middle stage.

About half an hour after I sat down, there suddenly was a flurry of new, crisp bills fluttering in the air above the stage, some of them landing on the floor at my feet. I didn't quite grasp what happened until I saw a bill wrapper on the floor, too; then I understood that someone had tossed a stack of singles in the air. No one seemed to find this out of the ordinary.

I don't know what is customary with this display — there were bills everywhere, well beyond the reach of the dancers, so I picked up a couple of bills from the floor nearest my feet, and placed them on the stage.

Once I determined that the VIP area was visible from my seat and offered no privacy, I decided to leave, but with some regret. This place seemed like loads of fun, compared to the other clubs on Michigan Avenue, which seemed dull by comparison. But then again, I have only rarely been in those clubs for night shift, so I wouldn't know.

[MIJohn]

I never understood "raining" money. I always thought it looked stupid and the girl must feel stupid too, with having to collect all the singles off the stage. One guy I've seen at BTs and SC throws the money at the girl, sometimes right in her face. Totally disrespectful. AND with no curtains in the back. The guy is literally throwing his money away.

Agreed 100%! That is a perfect example of "new money talking"! Why would a woman want money that has been touched by everyone, clean or not, thrown in her face? Do those guys think the rest of us are sitting there saying, "One day when I get a 'real job', I'm going to get 100 dollar bills and throw them onstage and look cool too!" ?? Thanks for pointing that out; I thought maybe I was the only one rolling eyes and laughing at those guys.

[Jules Jordan]

They had twelve dancers (6 to 8 appearance range) with eighteen customers when I arrived on day shift. Familiar faces were Andrea, Blue from Criket, Hunter, Ivy, Jade, Julia, Passion, and Sasha. Overall, a decent looking lineup that included various ethnicities and body types.

Carrie is early 20's, white, dirty blonde, small tits, thin build, nice backside, and has one tat. She provided a solid GFE session and I would repeat.

My costs were: 8 plus tip for a beer, 20 VIP tax, and 140 for dances. You can park on the street to avoid the 10 valet. Also, you can avoid the 20 cover charge by arriving before night shift begins.

Night shift still runs from 5 to 11 PM. The door guy told me that the 7 PM to 2 AM night hours return on June 1st.