Massage Parlor Reports

[SheltsDee]

My experience was somewhat different. Were rock hard and were not soft at all. Bolt ons if I ever saw them so don't expect au naturelle. Was disappointed and extras fairly mechanical but good all the same. Coverage of them was restricted at the time due to being sore. Friendly but there's a steep upsell here. If that can be contained and negotiated it'll make a visit better.

They're real, yeah. Some of the TER reviews mentioned FS too, but I imagine it's for a stupidly large upsell. The ad mentions a 45 minute $240/60 minute $280 option, if that doesn't get you the FS by default then idk man. Too much for my blood when all I generally want is a BBBJTC.

[Mustang946]

Help a newcomer out, what is TK?

It's an AMP in Greenbelt, MD.

[MikeWhiskey]

They're real, yeah. Some of the TER reviews mentioned FS too, but I imagine it's for a stupidly large upsell. The ad mentions a 45 minute $240/60 minute $280 option, if that doesn't get you the FS by default then idk man. Too much for my blood when all I generally want is a BBBJTC.

I've heard upper tier of 400 for FS. Really close to 500.

[Bunker Buster]

I will be in your great city this coming weekend. Will only have Saturday night to have fun. I would normally RTFF, but because it's a short trip and I won't have whole lot of time just going to go ahead ask for recommendations.

Looking for a place with FS / more, youngest and hottest possible providers in DC. Money is not a problem.

Your best bet is a time machine to go back 20 years, because what you're looking for isn't here anymore.

That said, there are some hot Thai girls in Northern Virginia who will do a great massage with FS, but the spa scene is pretty much all older women.

[OrZammar]

Thanks for sharing. Are Candy's boobs real would you say? Is FS on the table?

They're real, yeah. Some of the TER reviews mentioned FS too, but I imagine it's for a stupidly large upsell. The ad mentions a 45 minute $240/60 minute $280 option, if that doesn't get you the FS by default then idk man. Too much for my blood when all I generally want is a BBBJTC.

[NyHornet]

I also got socks from her and the mamasan at the old Edsall Therapy that year. My wife wondered where they came from and I told her that I got them from the office Christmas party.

I ditched my socks somewhere so I didn't have to proved an explanation.

[LoveTheCurves]

The pictures of just the boobs I'm fairly certain are her. The other ones? Nah. She's an attractive enough 30-something thai, just don't expect a bombshell.

Arrived at location, and she gave me room number and told me not to knock and just walk in. I did and was greeted to black lingerie that emphasized the breasts. I gave the 1 hr donation, showered, then laid down on the table. I asked for medium, but wowee I felt like Dave Bautista cracked all my bones. Not so fun during, but after I felt great. The whole thing was about 30 minute. Then some nail rubbing teasing for maybe 5 minutes. Then she had me flip and started HJ ending and allowed otc roaming. Where she got all business like with negotiations. Agreed on titfuck ending for another 80, so 200 total. (I offered the same for a BJ, but she said with condom so titfuck it was. TER reviews mentioned BBBJ, but idk how miluch those guys are shelling out. She lied down on her back on the bed and I went to town on those boobs. Nutted all over those globes.

I'd repeat if I need some bonecracking. She's that good at it and week kills my back and legs haha. But the ending? Eh, I'd prefer BBBJ.

120 for the hr + 80 for the titfuck
https://dc.rubratings.com/220284

Thanks for sharing. Are Candy's boobs real would you say? Is FS on the table?

[DanznMan]

Based on the stellar reviews on the board I tried to make an appointment with Coco at Oriental Massage in Manassas. At first I was told she is off for three days and to come back on Thursday. I just called and was told she has gone back to China. Bummer. She sounded like fun. The hunt continues for a decent massage with BBBJCIM a huge plus.

[AsssManKramer]

Drove out to Dumfries the Sunday before last to see Kelly after all the reports here.

I checked in with Oasis to see check Kelly's schedule and make an appointment to see her. I was told she went back to Korea and she'll be back in about 2 months.

[BarbacoaSammy]

Went to see Tina at TK again this week; it's about my fifth time there. At first I was real protective of her identity but now I know she is another small business owner just trying to keep her head above water. She looks like she could use all the business she can get.

By this time we have each other figured. I walk in and make some small talk, compliment her, and ask for a half hour. She leads me to the tiny room in the back where I strip and lay face up on the table. She returns, sets the timer for 30 min, the spends all of 20 seconds with a soft touch on my chest before she goes right for the neat and potatoes. Then it is a 30 minute edging session.

During the time she is stroking me we talk about everything. Her family, her weekend, and whatever else comes comes up. She has this amazing technique I haven't seen outside a Vietnamese Hot ToK so I ask her where she learned to stroke a dick like that. She told me she arrived here in the nineties and got a LMT to give standard massages. She said it was the mongers here that taught her the art of happy ending. She brought up her husband, who doesn't know, so I asked her if she fucked her husband last night. She said no, it was on Saturday.

With all these distractions, and the fact she let me rub her baby skin ass for the first time, the timer went off signaling an end to the HHR. We looked at each other and she then picked up the timer and said let me put ten more minuted on. I just shut up, took my hand out of het pants and let her do her magic. One hand on the balls and one in the shaft. In just a few I couldn't hold back and she kept edging until I exploded all over her hand covering her wedding ring. She just giggling and cleaned me up with a hot towel.

Help a newcomer out, what is TK?

[DoYouKnow]

Drove out to Dumfries the Sunday before last to see Kelly after all the reports here. The traffic on I-95 starting in Woodbridge was ridiculous. Took me 20 extra minutes. As others have mentioned, this spa is in a busy shopping center. When I arrived there were two dudes chatting in front because they had just finished eating at some restaurant that's next door. Sat in my car for a few minutes before making my way in.

I rang the bell, waited, and was let in by mamasan (60's?). Asked if I'd been there before and I said "no...my friend told me to come see Kelly. Is she available?" I was told that she was and was taken to one of the massage rooms. After a minute or two a plump woman appears and I ask if she's Kelly. She tells me "no" but that she would be a few minutes. Based on board intel I believe the woman was "Amy". Everyone was masked and I guess because I look young Amy tries to move my mask. WTF! I ask her what she's doing and she asks to see my face. I step back and do what she says. Meanwhile. She's about 6 feet away from me and she coughs (says she's fully vaccinated). Her cough really bothered me and I almost left. I've been really good about social distancing and this is the last thing I need right before getting my 2nd vaccine dose. I decide to stay and she asks how long. I opt for 30 minutes. Takes $60, asks me to undress and lay on the table, and leaves the room for a few minutes.

I undress and stand around naked in the room. I tend to use this time to fluff myself a little since I'm not there for the massage. After a few minutes a sexy and slim Kelly comes in and I'm immediately glad to have stayed. She was not masked and has a very pretty face (my mask stayed on the entire time). She asks me to lay down on the table but I tell her that I'd like to skip the massage and play. We agree on $140 for everything. She leaves the room to get a cover and when she returns she removes her dress to reveal a beautiful pair of Cs and a totally shaved pussy. She proceeds to put the cover on with her mouth and gives me a CBJ for about 5 minutes. She looked hot and there was a lot of eye contact. I rubbed her tits while she did this. We then move on to missionary on the table and she was so tight. So tight that I was only able to get a few strokes in before blowing in the cover. This was the most disappointing part of my trip. Not having lasted too long. Should have jerked off earlier or the day before. She cleans me up and gives me a 20 minute massage that was pretty relaxing. She then started touching my shaft from behind but this was only a tease as our time was up.

I'm definitely going back for more. I want to see her starfish while fucking her in doggy so got to make time for that! Happy Mongering and thank you so much to everyone that submits reviews.

Appreciate the enlightenment LOL. I had them on my radar a few times, and dropped off due to my other AFT and a few Indy. I will definitely have to make it out to here by Friday. Got my interests now. Thanks.

[OrZammar]

The pictures of just the boobs I'm fairly certain are her. The other ones? Nah. She's an attractive enough 30-something thai, just don't expect a bombshell.

Arrived at location, and she gave me room number and told me not to knock and just walk in. I did and was greeted to black lingerie that emphasized the breasts. I gave the 1 hr donation, showered, then laid down on the table. I asked for medium, but wowee I felt like Dave Bautista cracked all my bones. Not so fun during, but after I felt great. The whole thing was about 30 minute. Then some nail rubbing teasing for maybe 5 minutes. Then she had me flip and started HJ ending and allowed otc roaming. Where she got all business like with negotiations. Agreed on titfuck ending for another 80, so 200 total. (I offered the same for a BJ, but she said with condom so titfuck it was. TER reviews mentioned BBBJ, but idk how miluch those guys are shelling out. She lied down on her back on the bed and I went to town on those boobs. Nutted all over those globes.

I'd repeat if I need some bonecracking. She's that good at it and week kills my back and legs haha. But the ending? Eh, I'd prefer BBBJ.

120 for the hr + 80 for the titfuck
https://dc.rubratings.com/220284

[Member #6377]

Drove out to Dumfries the Sunday before last to see Kelly after all the reports here. The traffic on I-95 starting in Woodbridge was ridiculous. Took me 20 extra minutes. As others have mentioned, this spa is in a busy shopping center. When I arrived there were two dudes chatting in front because they had just finished eating at some restaurant that's next door. Sat in my car for a few minutes before making my way in.

I rang the bell, waited, and was let in by mamasan (60's?). Asked if I'd been there before and I said "no...my friend told me to come see Kelly. Is she available?" I was told that she was and was taken to one of the massage rooms. After a minute or two a plump woman appears and I ask if she's Kelly. She tells me "no" but that she would be a few minutes. Based on board intel I believe the woman was "Amy". Everyone was masked and I guess because I look young Amy tries to move my mask. WTF! I ask her what she's doing and she asks to see my face. I step back and do what she says. Meanwhile. She's about 6 feet away from me and she coughs (says she's fully vaccinated). Her cough really bothered me and I almost left. I've been really good about social distancing and this is the last thing I need right before getting my 2nd vaccine dose. I decide to stay and she asks how long. I opt for 30 minutes. Takes $60, asks me to undress and lay on the table, and leaves the room for a few minutes.

I undress and stand around naked in the room. I tend to use this time to fluff myself a little since I'm not there for the massage. After a few minutes a sexy and slim Kelly comes in and I'm immediately glad to have stayed. She was not masked and has a very pretty face (my mask stayed on the entire time). She asks me to lay down on the table but I tell her that I'd like to skip the massage and play. We agree on $140 for everything. She leaves the room to get a cover and when she returns she removes her dress to reveal a beautiful pair of Cs and a totally shaved pussy. She proceeds to put the cover on with her mouth and gives me a CBJ for about 5 minutes. She looked hot and there was a lot of eye contact. I rubbed her tits while she did this. We then move on to missionary on the table and she was so tight. So tight that I was only able to get a few strokes in before blowing in the cover. This was the most disappointing part of my trip. Not having lasted too long. Should have jerked off earlier or the day before. She cleans me up and gives me a 20 minute massage that was pretty relaxing. She then started touching my shaft from behind but this was only a tease as our time was up.

I'm definitely going back for more. I want to see her starfish while fucking her in doggy so got to make time for that! Happy Mongering and thank you so much to everyone that submits reviews.

[AdcFellow]

I had previously seen the Russian massage team in Tysons / Merrifield twice, but always felt the value was not there. They were attractive, and gave a decent hand finish, but everything was mechanical. I generally felt like I was at the county fair, getting taken advantage of by the people running the amusement games. All of that changed yesterday, when I saw Anastasia:

https://dc.rubratings.com/148597

She was a beauty: Tall. 26-27 years old. D cup natural firm breasts. Face is just OK, but the body was perfect if you like tall women with natural proportions. $$ house fee. Quick shower, but when I laid on the bed, she immediately got nude for the massage. OK massage, but it only lasted 5-10 minutes before the flip. The house fee includes the hand release. $ more for BBBJ, which is pricey, but she was such a beauty I could not resist. I did not ask, but believe more is on the table. Russian, BBBJ, HJ, CIM. She is only here a few days, but I highly recommend. Please tell her Scott sent you.

[ALotNohsin]

I will be in your great city this coming weekend. Will only have Saturday night to have fun. I would normally RTFF, but because it's a short trip and I won't have whole lot of time just going to go ahead ask for recommendations.

Looking for a place with FS / more, youngest and hottest possible providers in DC. Money is not a problem.