Massage Parlor Reports

[VegasMongRoll]

The smell reminded me of the ktown escort place on Norton that smells like the inside of a skid row tent.

Yea some the apartments on Norton smell terrible and some girls are better at keeping it smell less bad. That building is falling apart, leaking pipes causing damage and smells. Not sure why so many use that building the intercom broken a lot too, probably cheap AF to rent there, but if they were using better buildings they could probably get better Kgirls to work in LA.

[Honghu Ben]

I would like to delete everything I just wrote above. There is new ownership. All new girls. Everyone is attractive to just hot. Usually two girls working there now. Tried these ones:

Angie: Korean, manager I think. Older than the others (35 ish), still very attractive and great sensual massage skills.

Angela: Super hot, can't be over 27 even for an Asian, could be 23, cleavage hanging out of dress when you walk in, but doesn't speak a lick of English and can't massage at all. Very hot though, did I mention that?

Coco also really hot. Great English, great but, legs, can't massage though. She's a student. Could be 25-27.

Wendy is the best (then Angie). Hot, great skills and good English. Only there Tues. Late 20's? No way she's older.

Few other young girls they are trying in the rotation so you might get lucky. Good luck.

What's the damage and what's on the menu? I have been using K-agencies for a couple of years, but want to try out some AMPs. This will be my first time, so want to make sure I know what I will get. Also, should I text, call ahead to make an appointment or just walk in? Thanks in advance!

[PriscillaM]

Why am inso confused haha. Are you being literal?

Let me be less confusal.

One of the things I cannot take at the Korean AAAAAMPS on sawtell, kenmore, new Hampshire, Norton, mars, etc is the smell. These girls must either be cooking squirrel or be storing dead bodies.

The places just smell. How hard is it to burn some candles or something.

So, I stated that the smell reminded me of the Asian restaurant on Venice and centinela. I do not know the name. I went there recently because it had been closed and I wanted to support the reopening. The women in charged was slovenly and everything was "all you can eat honey" and the place just reeked. The smell reminded me of the ktown escort place on Norton that smells like the inside of a skid row tent.

[PriscillaM]

Where do we turn our writing cards in? Will never come close to this maybe. Ever. Haha.

It was pretty intense there to see two Chinese gals who looked beat af all over my dick. It was like a dysfunctional porno scene.

I am not sure I can go back to the place and be normal with just one gal. I am going to need on girls toesis on my nutsies while another strokes my usb donger.

[Courious G]

Where do we turn our writing cards in? Will never come close to this maybe. Ever. Haha.

So, with reference to that scene in the godfather where Michael assures his father that he will take care of all the necessary revenge against the five families, I am now having to deal with the post lobotomy types who seem to patronize goldfinger.

I call ahead and it is Lily, Ivy, Kiki and someone else. I am so fucken horny, I probably could go for Mary at Chen's but Kiki is who I want. So I tell them to keep her on deck.

I roll in and in the foyer is some fat dude with more tats on his arm than a san Quentin ad seg prisoner and, on the little couch, is his fat ass girlfriend. They seem to be fucking with a tip screen on the iPad and the older mamasan is trying to get them to skedaddle to make room for mongers. Immediately I deduce there is some local trouble because I say I want Kiki, not the mamasan, and she shoves me the fuck in to get away from prince harry and his psycho girlfriend who are causing the insurrection.

She throws me in a room on the side and I again state, I want Kiki. I give mamasan 60 for the full hour and Kiki comes in. No mask on her. And recognizes me. She is wearing a mini skirt and I am already achieving hard on status just thinking of sucking on her tits and fingering her Bush. I like a big Bush. And mercury is a good car.

I get nekkid and Kiki just finger tips me for about 5 minutes and then fingertips my russet potatoes for a good five to ten minutes and asks me to turn over. I am so fucken hard that I was going to crack some walnuts I had in my pocket. So having turned over and literally my cock hitting the ceiling, Kiki says, hold your fucken pathetic cock for a second, I will be right back and she fucken leaves the room. There was some Chinese being spoken in the hall way, so maybe someone won the lotto?

Anyhow, the interruption takes some time, and I cover up with the Sheraton, er, I mean goldfinger towel, and my hard on returns to the truly sad excuse for an at rest cock that I have.

Kiki returns and says, hey, you fucken Degen, how would you like to do a double. She pitches me that I no longer have to pay for the hour for the other girl, but I do have to tip her the 100 (incoming flames I know) and the other girls also 100. So I am about to spend 260 at goldfinger. I think that is their rent. I implore her to be sure that the other girl is at least presentable, she says fine.

So, in comes Kiki with Lilly. Lilly is older has a not pretty face, but seems to be cheerful. Apparently the asshole from scence one at the front of the place was her last customer, and he tipped her ten dollars. So I am now being asked to make it up for hellboy and his fat ass girlfriend.

[LngTimeMongr]

There is an Asian restaurant on Venice and centinela, just a door north of paco's Mexican. I made the mistake of eating there recently and my stomach and nose took days to recover.

Why am inso confused haha. Are you being literal?

[TempletonRat]

Which place are you referring to?

There is no cave: https://goo.gl/maps/DKS5oeBzwseare4x6.

All I'm saying is that k-girl apartments have all smelled much better than some of the AMPs I've been to.

And, I am not opposed to some young K-girl showering me. Maybe I've been corrupted, but it seems strange and lazy when some non-k provider doesn't even bother to shower me!

[PriscillaM]

Which place are you referring to?

There is an Asian restaurant on Venice and centinela, just a door north of paco's Mexican. I made the mistake of eating there recently and my stomach and nose took days to recover.

[Yahoowho]

I cannot deal with the fake pics and I prefer to shower on my own and all those places stink like that Asian cave on Venice and centinela.

Which place are you referring to?

[RGarcia123]

Nice to see Havana being talked about in the LA message board.

Personal favs here are Chanel, Melanie and Elle. Chanel is currently on a break, Melanie is a super hot Asian very sensual, Elle is girl next door type blonde kinda looks like a Margot Robbie. Overall all the girls at Havana are young and hot, never a bad experience.

[PriscillaM]

I am not in fact certain if I love your pros, since there has not yet been any confirmation that the Gold finger pros allow entrance into ANY of their orifices.

The last time I visited Goldfinger was pre-COVID and I believe I saw Coco. Her HJ was serviceable but when I instructed her to use her mouth and she said "next time. " I was unconvinced and never returned.

Where Korean places with FS abound, why settle for a HJ? My god, man, I feel my own wrist technique far surpasses what these strangers can do!

I cannot deal with the fake pics and I prefer to shower on my own and all those places stink like that Asian cave on Venice and centinela.

[TempletonRat]

I really. TRULY. Love your prose.

I am not in fact certain if I love your pros, since there has not yet been any confirmation that the Gold finger pros allow entrance into ANY of their orifices.

The last time I visited Goldfinger was pre-COVID and I believe I saw Coco. Her HJ was serviceable but when I instructed her to use her mouth and she said "next time. " I was unconvinced and never returned.

Where Korean places with FS abound, why settle for a HJ? My god, man, I feel my own wrist technique far surpasses what these strangers can do!

[Socalcasualguy]

Saw Daisy, for my second visit to Havana in 2 days. Pic not her, but she is very attractive. In her 20's, nice body, large boobs- pierced, nice ass. Massage cut a bit short, less intense, and less full body to body, like with Nicole. She starts off very cold / distant, but at the end, she chatted more and let her personality shine through. Wished she had done that from the start. I wouldn't repeat. I prefer Nicole. Nothing against Daisy, I just clicked better with Nicole, and as a result, I think the massage and overall experience were better.

On a side note, my understanding is that this place, and The Palms in OC are under the same management, and some of the girls work at both places.

Special shout out to a member on this board, who helped me with intel and really got me out of a jam, as I am visiting from the East Coast, and my SB that I had setup from my last trip, ghosted me at the last minute. I reached out to him, and he really came through for me, without even knowing me. I appreciate the assistance and it's times like these, that helping out a fellow monger in need, is truly appreciated.

[TheSpius19]

So, with reference to that scene in the godfather where Michael assures his father that he will take care of all the necessary revenge against the five families, I am now having to deal with the post lobotomy types who seem to patronize goldfinger.

I call ahead and it is Lily, Ivy, Kiki and someone else. I am so fucken horny, I probably could go for Mary at Chen's but Kiki is who I want. So I tell them to keep her on deck.

I roll in and in the foyer is some fat dude with more tats on his arm than a san Quentin ad seg prisoner and, on the little couch, is his fat ass girlfriend. They seem to be fucking with a tip screen on the iPad and the older mamasan is trying to get them to skedaddle to make room for mongers. Immediately I deduce there is some local trouble because I say I want Kiki, not the mamasan, and she shoves me the fuck in to get away from prince harry and his psycho girlfriend who are causing the insurrection.

She throws me in a room on the side and I again state, I want Kiki. I give mamasan 60 for the full hour and Kiki comes in. No mask on her. And recognizes me. She is wearing a mini skirt and I am already achieving hard on status just thinking of sucking on her tits and fingering her Bush. I like a big Bush. And mercury is a good car.

I get nekkid and Kiki just finger tips me for about 5 minutes and then fingertips my russet potatoes for a good five to ten minutes and asks me to turn over. I am so fucken hard that I was going to crack some walnuts I had in my pocket. So having turned over and literally my cock hitting the ceiling, Kiki says, hold your fucken pathetic cock for a second, I will be right back and she fucken leaves the room. There was some Chinese being spoken in the hall way, so maybe someone won the lotto?

Anyhow, the interruption takes some time, and I cover up with the Sheraton, er, I mean goldfinger towel, and my hard on returns to the truly sad excuse for an at rest cock that I have.

Kiki returns and says, hey, you fucken Degen, how would you like to do a double. She pitches me that I no longer have to pay for the hour for the other girl, but I do have to tip her the 100 (incoming flames I know) and the other girls also 100. So I am about to spend 260 at goldfinger. I think that is their rent. I implore her to be sure that the other girl is at least presentable, she says fine.

So, in comes Kiki with Lilly. Lilly is older has a not pretty face, but seems to be cheerful. Apparently the asshole from scence one at the front of the place was her last customer, and he tipped her ten dollars. So I am now being asked to make it up for hellboy and his fat ass girlfriend.

I say fine, and immediately Kiki and Lilly get nude. Now, Lilly may have a face that would make one questions whether his hard earned dollars are best spent elsewhere, but she has these natural perfect perky tits with nipples made by the masters. What followed was 20 minutes of two pussies being lightly fingered, four tits being sucked like la leche league classes, girls licking my chest and ears, a finger gently up my asshole and of course, some good dickwork.

Both were alarmed by my stamina and Lilly even got partially re-dressed so that after I popped she could return to handjob triage.

But alas, I was having some problem nuting. So I directed kiki to sit opposite me and she said, I can show you my growler. Meanwhile, lilly is stroking my cock like a strativarious and kiki positions herself such that her feet are at my side. I grab her feet and put them on my very full balls. Lilly continues to stroke me while kiki plays footsies with my ballies.

I am like this for 90 seconds and I push Lilly's head away from my 10 inch Maglite. She was very close to the gonad. And I let loose a load that goes in all directions, including but not limited to kiki's feet, my chest, the persian place across the street and some protestors at the federal building.

It was my finest hour since I nutted on that girls face off city source who was a fat pig with fake pics.

I managed to use two hot towels, left a 200 dollar ipt, and went out the back door without a water.

I am bringing some trojans next time. I want to do some of these girls standing doggy.

I really. TRULY. Love your prose.

[PriscillaM]

I will admit that sometimes on the drive to and from my vons on Santa Monica, I am tempted to turn off and hit Mary at Chen's.

But, there is now a review on that other site and the guy is fucking Mary's pussy and it is looser than a wizard's sleeve. So, he shoves his dick up Mary's anus, which is tighter, but she is not totally receptive and all of a sudden, he smells something foul. There is shit on his rubber, I guess Mary had eaten at the place downstairs and had the runs. And, of course, the guy wiped off, took the cover off and fucked Mary's face.

I am no longer tempted to go there.