Massage Parlor Reports

[Trader1973]

She's at West River Spa during the week. I'll have to go over to ER and check out Mia, she was always DTF.

Fit312 Thanks my man for the update. And yes Relax Spa had the best 3 girls in the Biz always down to freak.

[Member #6062]

She's at West River Spa during the week. I'll have to go over to ER and check out Mia, she was always DTF.

One of my most memorable 4 hand sessions was with Mia and YuYu at Relax, few years ago. Can't say I loved changing out condoms every couple minutes but such was the condition to get the session! Ultimately, was worth it.

[NovaBrain]

Just came back from my first ever experience, definitely won't be my last.

Texted CLM this morning requesting Natalia but she wasn't available. Ended up going with Jessica. The process of booking was really easy. Made a burner phone number, texted, they asked for a few details (name, race, occupation), and I was set.

Since it was my first time, I was visibly nervous so that might've dissuaded Jessica from doing certain things. I asked if I could DATY, but she said not on the first visit. We started with CBJ (she offered to use a condom, I think if I said no it would've been BBBJ), and then we just started fucking. Not sure if she was that good or if I was just nervous, but I finished within 2 minutes and we just talked for the remainder of the time.

Overall very positive experience, especially since it was only $100. Might go back next week to see if I can DATY and maybe last a bit longer. Her body is phenomenal, looks better than the pics.

[Fit312]

Mia is at Easy Rythm Spa if you want I have her personal number she does outcall.

She's at West River Spa during the week. I'll have to go over to ER and check out Mia, she was always DTF.

[Trader1973]

The YuYu / Yoyo at Comfort is the one from Ruby Spa. Kelly told me a while back that YuYu was doing nails and she didn't know where Mia was.

Mia is at Easy Rythm Spa if you want I have her personal number she does outcall.

[Member #6062]

The YuYu / Yoyo at Comfort is the one from Ruby Spa. Kelly told me a while back that YuYu was doing nails and she didn't know where Mia was.

About YoYo. As for Mia of Relax, she used to pull a couple days per week at East Rhythm on Ashland I haven't seen her in long time, but she may still be there.

[Chiguyxxx]

I was having a little trouble getting it up time before last, so she gave me a wipe while I was standing, spread both cheeks, and dove right in. I think that she's getting raunchier over time given the stiff competition from Kelly and JuJu. She's definitely my go-to gal for consensual rough sex. I haven't seen Lilly yet, but I hope that being around such a distinguished group of cum dumpsters corrupts her and HJ Nancy. Was thinking of getting a 4-hand with Nancy and one of the girls who fuck to escalate the process, but I've been blowing out my massage budget with the cheaper options on Grand and Chicago.

"Cheaper options" ? Do tell. My go to is Cindy over at Ozone (now on vacation) and that's usually a $200 tip for everything so I'd love to hear some cheaper options. Especially with her gone for a month or so. Years ago I went to Sunkiss, got shut down and pretty sure I caught an infection from unclean towels. Never went back. Tried Oki Doki but it was just okey dokey to me. Oh and then there's Grand Spa. It's clean, the girls are pretty, but I always feel like I'm being hustled there. Like a used car salesman. I just can't take the upsell--for not much action--so I stopped. It's awfully close to where I work so I ended up going more than I should. Hell even though I just said I stopped, I might go back again. Haha on me.

[Mr LoudMonger]

Props on being able to bust a nut with a 4 year old there LOL.

I also stopped on by and had a decent time, not horrible not great. I will likely repeat. A few things to add:

1. Pricing is weird and inconsistent? I was charged $45 for a half while the website says $40.

2. Jenny's hands are humongous and she is also quite tall. I imagined her to be petite with the descriptions given.

Yes, maybe I forgot to mention. She's very thin and in shape, that's the best part. Also very tall and with very big hands. Generally big hands are better for a strong massage but much worse for a hand job.

The whole thing was so annoying that I'm still irritated a couple days later. I hate how misleading our own reviews can be. Normally I'm better at weeding out the overly optimistic sounding reviews, but I blew it this time.

[Ziroxd91]

So there are like 5 apartments AMPs in China Town. Called everyone no answer (probably cause one of you bastards were busy with them LOL) so after 20 minutes got a text. First thought was like Fuck probably Chris Hanson from How to Catch a Predator. So was give an address I went to that address and texted after 5 minutes was given another address 1/2 block away. So I was like fuck it I'm going who cares what happens at this point. I get there text no response for almost 10 Minutes. As I'm sitting in my car tall white guy comes out the door and I'm like Fuck total bust. So 1 minute later I get a text to come into the hallway. First thought was like don't do it but my rock told me fuck it so I go in and now am in a hallway on a second floor apartment in Chinatown. Then the door cracks open and she says what you here for and I say #23 Beef and Broccoli and she laughs and opens the door. She is literally in the middle of cooking dinner and shuts the stove off and out of another bedroom a middle aged hot Asian women walks out with no pants and and grabs my junk. The young girl who answered the door walks me to the bedroom and says what are you here for and I blurted out to fuck. She said Hundo and it was on for a whole 7 minutes. But her is a pic and I'll try to get more on next visit but test it out. Shit is weird but exciting as well. Going to try to get them both for buck fiddy next visit.

May I know how to contact them? You can pm me.

[RoronoaZ]

Location is in an office building. I've read here that YMMV but that wasn't the case. All was fairly straightforward. I walked in, asked for a massage, said I'd been there before. 60/80 for massage with a good looking MILF, B / C cups Victoria. OTC was permitted and the typical tip for the handshake, which was offered while I was lying on my stomach or back. More might be available. All in all a great visit.

[VRooomBada]

After reading the review of this place, I wanted to try it my next trip to Chinatown. My experience was pretty much on the opposite side of the spectrum.

Is Jenny fairly young? Yes. Probably late 20's or 30 ish. That's about where things go downhill.

When I walked thru the outer door, the inner door is locked with a message to call a phone number. I call, Jenny says she'll be ready in 10 minutes.

So I wait twenty minutes. Then Jenny appears, with her four year old baby boy. I was already considering bailing when I had to wait so long, but now I was really tempted to bail.

Anyway, thinking with the wrong head.

Ask for one hour. No, only 30 minutes. Shit, I don't like 30 minutes. Plunk down 40 bucks. "No, $50 half hour". Shit, why am I continuing?

Anyway, of course I stupidly plunk down the cash.

The place itself- it's not terrible, but it's also not particularly clean, especially the bathroom area.

Time for massage. She's not particularly warm or friendly, not putting one at ease like most do. She throws on the oil and I get about 5-7 minutes of not very good back massage and then the flip, no tease, no particular skills. At the flip, it's immediately grab the goods, and immediately go for the jackhammer (with no oil no less). I tried very hard to put on the brakes, as that shit hurts. She did not take direction very well. When I would get her to slow down and go soft, she would remember that for about 15 seconds and then go back into Jackhammer mode. Ugh. And then her baby is banging on the door BANG BANG BANG. BANG BANG BANG. She needs to leave (for what seemed an eternity) to yell at the kid and try to get him to settle down. Meanwhile lost me' mojo.

All in all it was a very bad experience. It was extremely difficult to even finish, even when feeling up her very nice shapely butt (unfortunately in slacks and OTC only). It was a terrible rush job and not relaxing and not fun at all. I normally tip pretty well, but this time just $40 which at some places is "standard'. She complained and asked for more but this time I held fast, because I was kind of pissed about the rush job. Greedy. Shit I was back in my car in 23 minutes, $90 lighter.

I do not recommend. This is what I hate about young providers (that don't provide FS). They don't "get it". They're often lazy and unskilled, don't know how to please a man. I'll happy go back to my Chinese Grannies after this.

Props on being able to bust a nut with a 4 year old there LOL.

I also stopped on by and had a decent time, not horrible not great. I will likely repeat. A few things to add:

1. Pricing is weird and inconsistent? I was charged $45 for a half while the website says $40.

2. Jenny's hands are humongous and she is also quite tall. I imagined her to be petite with the descriptions given.

[Fit312]

I believe there have been reports here that YuYu is at Comfort on Archer.

The YuYu / Yoyo at Comfort is the one from Ruby Spa. Kelly told me a while back that YuYu was doing nails and she didn't know where Mia was.

[HanginBalls]

Wonder if women get the same treatment we do?

Got injured where my schlong was out of commission for a few weeks. Busty 30 yr old g / f was getting frustrated and needed some relief. I needed a cmt. Female was an amazon w / massive cans and arms. Male looked like a rugby player. Kissed her goodbye and we went to our respective rooms. Decent massage and half hour later I hear my g / f moan. I came to life and pitched a tent. Female removes towel and says," Impressive! You're bigger than my b / f and he's ten inches". We hear my girl deeply moan and cmt says," He must be inside her". My g / f hasn't had dick in three weeks and she doesn't m-bate so she must've been tight as hell. In the meantime cmt decides to ride my newly found erection and makes a deep grunt herself. Five minutes later my g / f is screaming at the top of her lungs. He grunts as you can tell he's draining his balls inside her. A few minutes later cmt starts screaming and we cum in together. Male asks my g / f," Is he hung"? G / f says," Yes". Male asks," Bigger than me"? Again," Yes".

So, yes women can get the same treatment as men.

[ApplePiePussy]

After reading the review of this place, I wanted to try it my next trip to Chinatown. My experience was pretty much on the opposite side of the spectrum.

Is Jenny fairly young? Yes. Probably late 20's or 30 ish. That's about where things go downhill.

When I walked thru the outer door, the inner door is locked with a message to call a phone number. I call, Jenny says she'll be ready in 10 minutes.

So I wait twenty minutes. Then Jenny appears, with her four year old baby boy. I was already considering bailing when I had to wait so long, but now I was really tempted to bail.

Anyway, thinking with the wrong head.

Ask for one hour. No, only 30 minutes. Shit, I don't like 30 minutes. Plunk down 40 bucks. "No, $50 half hour". Shit, why am I continuing?

Anyway, of course I stupidly plunk down the cash.

The place itself- it's not terrible, but it's also not particularly clean, especially the bathroom area.

Time for massage. She's not particularly warm or friendly, not putting one at ease like most do. She throws on the oil and I get about 5-7 minutes of not very good back massage and then the flip, no tease, no particular skills. At the flip, it's immediately grab the goods, and immediately go for the jackhammer (with no oil no less). I tried very hard to put on the brakes, as that shit hurts. She did not take direction very well. When I would get her to slow down and go soft, she would remember that for about 15 seconds and then go back into Jackhammer mode. Ugh. And then her baby is banging on the door BANG BANG BANG. BANG BANG BANG. She needs to leave (for what seemed an eternity) to yell at the kid and try to get him to settle down. Meanwhile lost me' mojo.

All in all it was a very bad experience. It was extremely difficult to even finish, even when feeling up her very nice shapely butt (unfortunately in slacks and OTC only). It was a terrible rush job and not relaxing and not fun at all. I normally tip pretty well, but this time just $40 which at some places is "standard'. She complained and asked for more but this time I held fast, because I was kind of pissed about the rush job. Greedy. Shit I was back in my car in 23 minutes, $90 lighter.

I do not recommend. This is what I hate about young providers (that don't provide FS). They don't "get it". They're often lazy and unskilled, don't know how to please a man. I'll happy go back to my Chinese Grannies after this.

Damn that sucks. Sorry to hear it. If it were me, I would have said no to a half hour. It's just not enough time to have a good session and it's really not much cheaper at all. It's actually not even half the price. It's more.

And there's no way I would have agreed with a kid present. I'm assuming you went in the evening?

For me personally, I can't do the granny thing. Some of these women are 60 or older (possibly even most) and that's just not my cup of tea. I need to be physically attracted to the provider otherwise it's not fun for me. Otherwise I'll just go get a legit massage somewhere and at least be guaranteed a solid massage.

The problem is that there's maybe 5 girls her age throughout all the Chicagoland parlors right now. They know it. We know it. And they look to extract as much as possible.

Also, for me, an extra twenty is not going to ruin it. I'm already committed to 65 plus 40. Another 20 to ensure a good time is not a big deal to me. I usually just leave it out beforehand if I'm seeing her for the first time. I mean 40 was the price 8 years ago when I first started going. Name something that hasn't gone up in cost in 8 years. If an extra 20 is the difference in perception between cheap and generous, I'll go with generous every time.

[Trader1973]

So there are like 5 apartments AMPs in China Town. Called everyone no answer (probably cause one of you bastards were busy with them LOL) so after 20 minutes got a text. First thought was like Fuck probably Chris Hanson from How to Catch a Predator. So was give an address I went to that address and texted after 5 minutes was given another address 1/2 block away. So I was like fuck it I'm going who cares what happens at this point. I get there text no response for almost 10 Minutes. As I'm sitting in my car tall white guy comes out the door and I'm like Fuck total bust. So 1 minute later I get a text to come into the hallway. First thought was like don't do it but my rock told me fuck it so I go in and now am in a hallway on a second floor apartment in Chinatown. Then the door cracks open and she says what you here for and I say #23 Beef and Broccoli and she laughs and opens the door. She is literally in the middle of cooking dinner and shuts the stove off and out of another bedroom a middle aged hot Asian women walks out with no pants and and grabs my junk. The young girl who answered the door walks me to the bedroom and says what are you here for and I blurted out to fuck. She said Hundo and it was on for a whole 7 minutes. But her is a pic and I'll try to get more on next visit but test it out. Shit is weird but exciting as well. Going to try to get them both for buck fiddy next visit.