Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6192]

CLE seems to have old Asians in all the spas! LOL.

I mean OLD as in even relative to other spas.

[SR7D1]

I've never had an issue there, it was just never great. Plain Jane mechanical. And the ladies were always older and less attractive than others at other places in the area. But it's been a year+, maybe things have finally changed. You can see prior reviews I've made about them.

CLE seems to have old Asians in all the spas! LOL.

[Newguy1973]

Any good? I've been wanting to try Nuru.

Is her Nuru price hhr-hr?

https://cleveland.rubratings.com/220905

[Member #6192]

I didn't feel like she would go lower, and I don't think anything more than HJ is on the table. She also wanted us to be very quiet.

I see, I think I misread your original comment.

[Searcher55]

Her massages are pretty lazy, she' upsells always good move IMO.

I didn't feel like she would go lower, and I don't think anything more than HJ is on the table. She also wanted us to be very quiet.

[Newguy1973]

If more was potentially on the table, why wouldn't you go back? Price can be negotiated.

What did Jenny look like?

I didn't feel like she would go lower, and I don't think anything more than HJ is on the table. She also wanted us to be very quiet.

[Newguy1973]

Can you describe how she looked? Age, body type and of her English was decent?

Cute face, slim body, a bit of a belly, probably 30's. I think she understands and speaks English better than she lets on.

[Member #6192]

So I take it bad means, no HE?

I've never had an issue there, it was just never great. Plain Jane mechanical. And the ladies were always older and less attractive than others at other places in the area. But it's been a year+, maybe things have finally changed. You can see prior reviews I've made about them.

[SR7D1]

Notoriously bad. Whenever they advertise, it's always "new girls; new management" but they haven't changed in years. My last visit here was March 2020 and I swear it was the same people from the last time I was there 2 years earlier. Feel free to try it out though and report back; I've just never had a great time there and only went due to proximity at the time.

So I take it bad means, no HE?

[Member #6192]

Anyone tried this one yet? It's close, so I may give it a go and let everyone know.

https://cleveland.rubratings.com/226637

Notoriously bad. Whenever they advertise, it's always "new girls; new management" but they haven't changed in years. My last visit here was March 2020 and I swear it was the same people from the last time I was there 2 years earlier. Feel free to try it out though and report back; I've just never had a great time there and only went due to proximity at the time.

[SR7D1]

What's the info on this gem.

https://cleveland.rubratings.com/157758

Also, your, I mean, her reviews are disabled and that is not really a good sign.

https://cleveland.rubratings.com/187091

[SR7D1]

Anyone tried this one yet? It's close, so I may give it a go and let everyone know.

https://cleveland.rubratings.com/226637

[Member #6192]

Went to healing hanos today. I had driven by lotus asian, but they seemed busy with two cars out front, and a third pulled up at the same I did. I figured I would try my luck at healing hanos.

When I got there, I walked in and was met by Jenny. (she said she was from China) She took my door fee, and led me to a room. I quickly got undressed and got under the towel. She came and started to massagee through the towel, which I thought was weird. After massaging all over, she took the towel off, and started deep massaging with hot oil. I had my hands draped over the table, and she pressed her legs into them as she massage my back. I tested the waters and put my hands on her legs, and I was pretty handsy. She was pretty handsy, around my backside (sorry).

On the flip, she said with broken English that she could give me a great time, but insisted on a high price, that I would hesitate to mention, because I overpaid. I felt like more was on the table than what actually transpired.

I had a good time, but the tip was steep. I don't think I will go back and overpay.

If more was potentially on the table, why wouldn't you go back? Price can be negotiated.

What did Jenny look like?

[DeskJockey]

Lisa is Covid retired, until further notice. I've been keeping contact with her to see if I could gently pry out her future plans. Seems like until the virus is gone, it's a no go. Turns out that she was planning on leaving her location, anyway, due to the home owner where she had her spa, was going to close up in December of 2020, even without the virus.

Oink was a factor in this case.

[DS2020]

Went to healing hanos today. I had driven by lotus asian, but they seemed busy with two cars out front, and a third pulled up at the same I did. I figured I would try my luck at healing hanos.

When I got there, I walked in and was met by Jenny. (she said she was from China) She took my door fee, and led me to a room. I quickly got undressed and got under the towel. She came and started to massagee through the towel, which I thought was weird. After massaging all over, she took the towel off, and started deep massaging with hot oil. I had my hands draped over the table, and she pressed her legs into them as she massage my back. I tested the waters and put my hands on her legs, and I was pretty handsy. She was pretty handsy, around my backside (sorry).

On the flip, she said with broken English that she could give me a great time, but insisted on a high price, that I would hesitate to mention, because I overpaid. I felt like more was on the table than what actually transpired.

I had a good time, but the tip was steep. I don't think I will go back and overpay.

Can you describe how she looked? Age, body type and of her English was decent?