Escort Reports

**OldManRiver** · 05-14-21 23:24

Thank you all for your kind words.

I'll be playing here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitresses and bartenders. And try the veal.

--OMR.

**AttLook** · 05-14-21 20:36

Originally Posted by AttLook [View Original Post]

I really liked your name! Now I like your perspective an sense of humor great post.

That was meant for his post.

**AttLook** · 05-14-21 20:32

Originally Posted by Wftosser [View Original Post]

This was absolutely hysterical. A much needed laugh. Thank you.

I really liked your name! Now I like your perspective an sense of humor great post.

**NKananga** · 05-14-21 19:19

Originally Posted by SlutsLover [View Original Post]

Who is she? Any link or a picture?

That is Megan from Winston. She has been around for sometime in and around Akron Rd. Sometimes I see her with guys in Annabelles. Not bad in a pinch. She has lost weight and boobs are very saggy. Can be expensive beyond a QV. Has her baby daddy nearby but he stays back. House is very sketchy and the neighbourhood is even sketchier but no one has bothered me the couple times I seen her.

**MrSmithwick** · 05-14-21 18:13

Originally Posted by HdPlumber75 [View Original Post]

Any reviews on this one? Rates etc.

https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...d/437431754386

From out of town.

Have tried for weeks to reach out to her and no response every single time. Tried different numbers and so on. I'm guessing she see's only regulars she knows and posts ads to let them know she's available so she doesn't have to reach out to them for discretion.

**MrSmithwick** · 05-14-21 18:05

Jessie Rae, Looks a little rough around the edges. Anyone seen her? Only other Jessie I pull up shows a thief and way different photos.

https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...m/157488107376

**JazzzFann** · 05-14-21 14:42

Originally Posted by SlutsLover [View Original Post]

Who is she? Any link or a picture?

Sorry. Here's the link https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...e/261446569831.

**JazzzFann** · 05-14-21 14:40

Lmfaf. You said it to a Translator for 99% of these so called "providers". What are they providing? The shity service they provid?. Smh. I'm going to start asking them to pay me instead.

**HdPlumber75** · 05-14-21 13:18

Any reviews on this one? Rates etc.

https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...d/437431754386

From out of town.

**Wftosser** · 05-14-21 13:08

Originally Posted by OldManRiver [View Original Post]

STG Advertiser Translator:

Upscale: I think Olive Garden is fancy Italian Cuisine, and Hennesy VS is "exclusive" liquor.

Open to Fetishes: I'll do anything with anyone, but only for an extra $30.

Curvy: I only eat shitty take-out and it shows, and I'm 40 lbs heavier than my photos.

No Drama: My pimp / dealer will only come pounding on the door if we run over our agreed-upon time by more than 5 minutes.

Don't waist my time: I've been doing this since I was 14, and I never finished high school. I can barely spell, let alone know how to conduct myself with discretion and class. And I think that anything other than doggy is a "fetish" and will try to upcharge you for it.

Bombshell: My mother told me when I was 9 that I was pretty. And so did my handsy stepdad and uncle. I'm so delusional that I can't even see my methed-up teeth when I look in the mirror, and I think my butt is "voluptuous", and it is definitely NOT covered in cellulite and stretch marks.

Proper Hygiene Required: I rarely use soap, don't even know what deodorant is, and my cootch smells like a stale tuna melt sandwich that has been in your glovebox for a week in August.

Part Favors Accepted: I'm such a desperate junkie that I'll accept pretty much any recreational chemical as payment.

Petit (1): I have a figure like a 12 year old boy who just got out of a concentration camp.

Petit (2): I'm under 5", but I weigh over 180 and most of that is carried from the waist down.

Cashapp Required: You'll never see me, or your money, ever again. And I'll block you after payment clears.

Sweet Personality: I'll probably freak out halfway through our session, accuse you of trying to rip me off, and then blow up your phone for the next week cursing you out.

Squirter: I'll drink a liter of water before you show up, and then pee all over you and expect you to pay extra for it.

"Beat this pussy up": doing me feels like throwing a hotdog down the Holland Tunnel and the only way I can fake feeling you in me is if you mercilessly bang into my pelvis.

Tantric Goddess: I'm a MILFY, pear-shaped Karen with no discernable skills, who has read a couple books on Yoga and Chakras and now charges $600/ hr to essentially dry hump you, and you have to finish yourself.

Classy: I think an Acura is a "luxury car". I think Moscato is "high end wine". I think menthol cigarettes are "exotic". And I think buffet restaurants are "fancy dining". I don't even know how to spell "Krugerrand", or know what one is.

No QV: I've got such an expensive habit that I need at least $100 from every trick, and my attention span is so short from the candy use that it takes me more than 15 minutes to figure out how I'm going to try to rip you off further.

No BB, Ever: I only let my dealer Raw Dog me when I'm short on candy money, but if you give me an extra $50 you can do anything you want uncovered.

This was absolutely hysterical. A much needed laugh. Thank you.

**SlutsLover** · 05-14-21 12:03

Originally Posted by JazzzFann [View Original Post]

Seen this one a in Winston. She is legit. Nice kitty. Big boobs. She does pretty good BBBJ. Never seen a pimp around. She works out of a house in a sketchy neighborhood. Would only repeat again in a pinch.

Who is she? Any link or a picture?

**JazzzFann** · 05-14-21 09:01

Seen this one a in Winston. She is legit. Nice kitty. Big boobs. She does pretty good BBBJ. Never seen a pimp around. She works out of a house in a sketchy neighborhood. Would only repeat again in a pinch.

**MrSmithwick** · 05-14-21 07:05

Originally Posted by OldManRiver [View Original Post]

STG Advertiser Translator:

Upscale: I think Olive Garden is fancy Italian Cuisine, and Hennesy VS is "exclusive" liquor.

Open to Fetishes: I'll do anything with anyone, but only for an extra $30.

Curvy: I only eat shitty take-out and it shows, and I'm 40 lbs heavier than my photos.

No Drama: My pimp / dealer will only come pounding on the door if we run over our agreed-upon time by more than 5 minutes.

Don't waist my time: I've been doing this since I was 14, and I never finished high school. I can barely spell, let alone know how to conduct myself with discretion and class. And I think that anything other than doggy is a "fetish" and will try to upcharge you for it.

Bombshell: My mother told me when I was 9 that I was pretty. And so did my handsy stepdad and uncle. I'm so delusional that I can't even see my methed-up teeth when I look in the mirror, and I think my butt is "voluptuous", and it is definitely NOT covered in cellulite and stretch marks.

Proper Hygiene Required: I rarely use soap, don't even know what deodorant is, and my cootch smells like a stale tuna melt sandwich that has been in your glovebox for a week in August.

Part Favors Accepted: I'm such a desperate junkie that I'll accept pretty much any recreational chemical as payment.

Petit (1): I have a figure like a 12 year old boy who just got out of a concentration camp.

Petit (2): I'm under 5", but I weigh over 180 and most of that is carried from the waist down..

You tell no lies Sir!

**JimzCatz** · 05-14-21 06:42

Originally Posted by FSmith9009 [View Original Post]

There are so many bad ones out there and they continue to put out ads because sad to say there's a sucka born every day that will go for it. It's very easy to do don't get me wrong sometimes TOFTT is rewarding but some ads as you said have been around so long you should know better. If you don't like RTFF then at least ask. It could save you a lot of roses and more importantly save you a lot of headache.

For example this ad here is an example of being around for a long time and full of disappointment. She will continue putting this ad up until she meets the wrong one that won't put up with BS

https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...l/816500107983

Like they always say. YMMV as I have had nothing but good times with Brenda.

**SlutsLover** · 05-14-21 00:11

Originally Posted by OldManRiver [View Original Post]

STG Advertiser Translator:

Upscale: I think Olive Garden is fancy Italian Cuisine, and Hennesy VS is "exclusive" liquor.

Open to Fetishes: I'll do anything with anyone, but only for an extra $30.

Curvy: I only eat shitty take-out and it shows, and I'm 40 lbs heavier than my photos.

No Drama: My pimp / dealer will only come pounding on the door if we run over our agreed-upon time by more than 5 minutes.

Don't waist my time: I've been doing this since I was 14, and I never finished high school. I can barely spell, let alone know how to conduct myself with discretion and class. And I think that anything other than doggy is a "fetish" and will try to upcharge you for it.

Bombshell: My mother told me when I was 9 that I was pretty. And so did my handsy stepdad and uncle. I'm so delusional that I can't even see my methed-up teeth when I look in the mirror, and I think my butt is "voluptuous", and it is definitely NOT covered in cellulite and stretch marks.

Proper Hygiene Required: I rarely use soap, don't even know what deodorant is, and my cootch smells like a stale tuna melt sandwich that has been in your glovebox for a week in August.

Part Favors Accepted: I'm such a desperate junkie that I'll accept pretty much any recreational chemical as payment.

Petit (1): I have a figure like a 12 year old boy who just got out of a concentration camp.

Petit (2): I'm under 5", but I weigh over 180 and most of that is carried from the waist down.

Cashapp Required: You'll never see me, or your money, ever again. And I'll block you after payment clears.

Sweet Personality: I'll probably freak out halfway through our session, accuse you of trying to rip me off, and then blow up your phone for the next week cursing you out.

Squirter: I'll drink a liter of water before you show up, and then pee all over you and expect you to pay extra for it.

"Beat this pussy up": doing me feels like throwing a hotdog down the Holland Tunnel and the only way I can fake feeling you in me is if you mercilessly bang into my pelvis.

Tantric Goddess: I'm a MILFY, pear-shaped Karen with no discernable skills, who has read a couple books on Yoga and Chakras and now charges $600/ hr to essentially dry hump you, and you have to finish yourself.

Classy: I think an Acura is a "luxury car". I think Moscato is "high end wine". I think menthol cigarettes are "exotic". And I think buffet restaurants are "fancy dining". I don't even know how to spell "Krugerrand", or know what one is.

No QV: I've got such an expensive habit that I need at least $100 from every trick, and my attention span is so short from the candy use that it takes me more than 15 minutes to figure out how I'm going to try to rip you off further.

No BB, Ever: I only let my dealer Raw Dog me when I'm short on candy money, but if you give me an extra $50 you can do anything you want uncovered.

Best description ever! LOL.