Massage Parlor Reports

**Efurufe** · 05-14-21 15:25

Originally Posted by MisterGinger [View Original Post]

Well, after getting my hopes for Total Relax shot down my quest for a south of lynnwood table shower continues.

Anyone been to this place in North Ballard. Not even sure what the name is. New Happy? Drove by and it is a bit less than discreet. But the ads are tempting. Very responsive to text.

Anyone been?

https://seattle.rubratings.com/209355

The ad says it's on 24th. What is the other cross street? I assume this is different than sunflower on 57th.

I'm always cautions of places where "the girls change every week", because to me that means the girls have no incentive to get you as a repeat customer, so the service is often rushed. Might have to try it out, though...

**Efurufe** · 05-14-21 15:16

Originally Posted by MisterGinger [View Original Post]

Anyone been recently? I've been looking for a spot with a table shower and honestly I kinda respect that their ad on RR is a picture of two ladies holding their business card. Beats the same stock photos of pretty young Asians that everyone else uses.

Is it worth a shot? (Pun intended.).

I went there a while back and asked for a 30 minute. She immediately asked if I wanted FS and said it would be 240 total. I said I only had 180 and she "gave me a discount". Laid down on my stomach, she came in and said flip over. So no massage at all, very rushed service, no energy or passion. Started with a HJ that went on way too long and it felt like she was trying to finish me like that. Then a brief CBJ and she said "stand up". She then got on the edge of the bed and held my dick with her hand as I fucked her. She said it was "too big" so she was preventing me from bottoming out. Also, her arm was blocking my view and she started making some fake cumming sounds. I ended up just pulling out and leaving, and she didn't really care. Horrible experience and would not go back, at least not with her.

Wish I got her name, but she was young, pale looking, skinny with no tits, wearing a white nighty.

Oh - she also didn't change any sheets or even go to the bathroom before showing the next customer in, who I passed on my way out.

**Harryyy** · 05-14-21 14:14

Originally Posted by ItssHHuk [View Original Post]

I've been to all the AMPs in the area. Good Massage and Apple are the only ones that offer FS outright. Every other place gives off a YMMV vibe but after multiple visits building rapport, I learned it's extremely dependent on how much the masseuse fancies you. The more you go up Greenwood Ave the more legit the places get until you're back on Aurora and it's YMMV again.

Does Apple have Latina providers? RM says they do but no other info.

**Member #6240** · 05-14-21 11:43

Originally Posted by ElVatoLoco8869 [View Original Post]

I dropped in about 9 pm 2 weeks ago. Once I got inside I was asked for $160 before I even started getting undressed. She said that's for HJ only. She was old, ugly, and wearing jeans with a belt, so I didn't say shit. Just walked to the door and let myself out.

Well, shit.

**AussieFury** · 05-14-21 11:06

Originally Posted by HiYolomi [View Original Post]

I've been craving big naturals. Anyone have any intels? I can't seem to find any. Willing to share more info if you want to PM.

Thanks.

H.

Jojo. She looks the same in person as she does in her pics:

https://seattle.rubratings.com/189234

She's roommates with Mona, who is in my rotation. I've never had a session with Jojo, but I've talked to her a number of times. A bit too much belly for me, but those natty cans are the biggest I've seen around here.

**MisterGinger** · 05-14-21 10:25

Well, after getting my hopes for Total Relax shot down my quest for a south of lynnwood table shower continues.

Anyone been to this place in North Ballard. Not even sure what the name is. New Happy? Drove by and it is a bit less than discreet. But the ads are tempting. Very responsive to text.

Anyone been?

https://seattle.rubratings.com/209355

**HiYolomi** · 05-14-21 05:01

I've been craving big naturals. Anyone have any intels? I can't seem to find any. Willing to share more info if you want to PM.

Thanks.

H.

**Harryyy** · 05-14-21 00:43

Originally Posted by Efurufe [View Original Post]

Saw it while driving by the other day and found their ad here: https://seattle.rubratings.com/220256.

Wondering if anyone has tried them yet before I TOFTT.

Decided to TOFTT. Please please please save your money.

Above-average interior, seemed promising. Average-looking provider in her 20's, wearing jeans. Asked for an hour (rookie mistake). I went into the room and it was about 120 degrees. Turned off the heater, undressed, and laid the towels on the table myself.

Provider came in, immediately took the towel from under me so I'm on the bare table. Huh? Pulled the towel on top of me down to my feet and then opened the door so my bare ass was in full view of the street. Getting weirder. I asked her to close the door, English was 1/10 so I did it myself. She cracked it back open. Sigh.

The massage started out promising enough, she hopped up on the table with her knees straddling my head. Then it got weird. Her version of sensual was pushing her hands down my lower back and spreading my butt cheeks, then up to my neck where she ground her knuckles into my spine. After a minute or two of that confusing / painful experience she went for the forearm circle massage, then just moved slower and slower until she was just leaning on my back. I popped my head up because WTF and she was on her phone. I asked her to please put it away and she did. After another minute, same thing. I could actually feel her texting this time. Not therapeutic. Asked her to put it away again because I was not enjoying the massage at all. She said she wouldn't use her phone any more.

After the third time I just got up and got dressed. She tried to get me a robe thinking I was going to the bathroom. I said "I'm leaving. " I had to ask her for my change (had paid with $), she gave me. 4 back.

TLDR 10 minutes of having a girl lean on me and play with her phone in a bikram yoga studio where people could see my bare ass on the street cost me. 6.

Will repeat when I want to waste money and punish myself.

**ElVatoLoco8869** · 05-13-21 22:49

Originally Posted by MisterGinger [View Original Post]

Anyone been recently? I've been looking for a spot with a table shower and honestly I kinda respect that their ad on RR is a picture of two ladies holding their business card. Beats the same stock photos of pretty young Asians that everyone else uses.

Is it worth a shot? (Pun intended.).

I dropped in about 9 pm 2 weeks ago. Once I got inside I was asked for $160 before I even started getting undressed. She said that's for HJ only. She was old, ugly, and wearing jeans with a belt, so I didn't say shit. Just walked to the door and let myself out.

**Rougetwored** · 05-13-21 21:25

Originally Posted by MisterGinger [View Original Post]

Anyone been recently? I've been looking for a spot with a table shower and honestly I kinda respect that their ad on RR is a picture of two ladies holding their business card. Beats the same stock photos of pretty young Asians that everyone else uses.

Is it worth a shot? (Pun intended.).

No table shower. I was discouraged when I asked about a shower. Massage quality low, but did get full hour. The menu was open enough that I might return. I had been there pre pandemic and had used the stand shower that is down stairs. The massage was much better then, but no extras at that time.

**Maui Glory** · 05-13-21 21:03

Wondering whether anyone can share whether she's worth her rates?

Here is her RR: https://seattle.rubratings.com/211055.

Her Website: https://softtallie.escortbook.com/.

**MisterGinger** · 05-13-21 18:21

Originally Posted by WillShookSpear [View Original Post]

I had kinda the same reaction to the real ladies in the ad.

Plus the brave shot of the chick getting it from behind.

Maybe I'll mosey over there today.

Right? Not a lot left to the imagination on that one.

Please report if you make it over there. I may pull the trigger soon as well.

**Zedlappy** · 05-13-21 13:55

Standard HE. $40 to house $60 to her. UTC touching up top. Very robotic. Will not repeat.

**Member #6240** · 05-13-21 12:03

Originally Posted by MisterGinger [View Original Post]

Anyone been recently? I've been looking for a spot with a table shower and honestly I kinda respect that their ad on RR is a picture of two ladies holding their business card. Beats the same stock photos of pretty young Asians that everyone else uses.

Is it worth a shot? (Pun intended.).

I had kinda the same reaction to the real ladies in the ad.

Plus the brave shot of the chick getting it from behind.

Maybe I'll mosey over there today.

**MisterGinger** · 05-12-21 23:09

Anyone been recently? I've been looking for a spot with a table shower and honestly I kinda respect that their ad on RR is a picture of two ladies holding their business card. Beats the same stock photos of pretty young Asians that everyone else uses.

Is it worth a shot? (Pun intended.).