Massage Parlor Reports

[Mitch Cor]

Not that I know of. I've heard she's as low as $140 for cfs these days, so you can always try.

Is kathy bb friendly?

[BlackCrx91]

Kathy has the body of a tight 40 yo (at least she did over a year ago), but her face is old. Like 60+. There is a reason she keeps the lights low. As long as you are ok with that, for 160/ hr and MSOG, its a good deal. Gracee was next on my list, heard she can be a lot of fun. I really miss Julie8 and Sweet Thai June. If either of them come back, go for it! Best deal under 200 out there.

Is kathy bb friendly?

[Rex Hughes]

She doesn't have to be BBFS.

But BBBJ is nice.

And decent enough looking.

FS.

I'd love to see a Latina!

I know that I'm not going to find a modern day Annaliese of Fantasy City, for an AMP price.

[Byron414]

I seen Monica and she loves sucking dick and balls. She is tiny and love to pick her up and fuck her. I am hearing about girl I have yet to see here. Yoko. Any intel on her?

[ItssHHuk]

Does Apple have Latina providers? RM says they do but no other info.

Not when I went through. Royal in Lynnwood and Georgetown Collective are the only places I've experienced Latino providers outside of CA.

[Peet0115]

I went there a while back and asked for a 30 minute. She immediately asked if I wanted FS and said it would be 240 total. I said I only had 180 and she "gave me a discount". Laid down on my stomach, she came in and said flip over. So no massage at all, very rushed service, no energy or passion. Started with a HJ that went on way too long and it felt like she was trying to finish me like that. Then a brief CBJ and she said "stand up". She then got on the edge of the bed and held my dick with her hand as I fucked her. She said it was "too big" so she was preventing me from bottoming out. Also, her arm was blocking my view and she started making some fake cumming sounds. I ended up just pulling out and leaving, and she didn't really care. Horrible experience and would not go back, at least not with her.

Wish I got her name, but she was young, pale looking, skinny with no tits, wearing a white nighty.

Oh - she also didn't change any sheets or even go to the bathroom before showing the next customer in, who I passed on my way out.

I had a very similar terrible experience Would never recommend!! So many better choices.

[MisterGinger]

The ad says it's on 24th. What is the other cross street? I assume this is different than sunflower on 57th.

I'm always cautions of places where "the girls change every week", because to me that means the girls have no incentive to get you as a repeat customer, so the service is often rushed. Might have to try it out, though...

It is in fact Sunflower spa. 571X 24th.

[Efurufe]

Well, after getting my hopes for Total Relax shot down my quest for a south of lynnwood table shower continues.

Anyone been to this place in North Ballard. Not even sure what the name is. New Happy? Drove by and it is a bit less than discreet. But the ads are tempting. Very responsive to text.

Anyone been?

https://seattle.rubratings.com/209355

The ad says it's on 24th. What is the other cross street? I assume this is different than sunflower on 57th.

I'm always cautions of places where "the girls change every week", because to me that means the girls have no incentive to get you as a repeat customer, so the service is often rushed. Might have to try it out, though...

[Efurufe]

Anyone been recently? I've been looking for a spot with a table shower and honestly I kinda respect that their ad on RR is a picture of two ladies holding their business card. Beats the same stock photos of pretty young Asians that everyone else uses.

Is it worth a shot? (Pun intended.).

I went there a while back and asked for a 30 minute. She immediately asked if I wanted FS and said it would be 240 total. I said I only had 180 and she "gave me a discount". Laid down on my stomach, she came in and said flip over. So no massage at all, very rushed service, no energy or passion. Started with a HJ that went on way too long and it felt like she was trying to finish me like that. Then a brief CBJ and she said "stand up". She then got on the edge of the bed and held my dick with her hand as I fucked her. She said it was "too big" so she was preventing me from bottoming out. Also, her arm was blocking my view and she started making some fake cumming sounds. I ended up just pulling out and leaving, and she didn't really care. Horrible experience and would not go back, at least not with her.

Wish I got her name, but she was young, pale looking, skinny with no tits, wearing a white nighty.

Oh - she also didn't change any sheets or even go to the bathroom before showing the next customer in, who I passed on my way out.

[Harryyy]

I've been to all the AMPs in the area. Good Massage and Apple are the only ones that offer FS outright. Every other place gives off a YMMV vibe but after multiple visits building rapport, I learned it's extremely dependent on how much the masseuse fancies you. The more you go up Greenwood Ave the more legit the places get until you're back on Aurora and it's YMMV again.

Does Apple have Latina providers? RM says they do but no other info.

[Member #6240]

I dropped in about 9 pm 2 weeks ago. Once I got inside I was asked for $160 before I even started getting undressed. She said that's for HJ only. She was old, ugly, and wearing jeans with a belt, so I didn't say shit. Just walked to the door and let myself out.

Well, shit.

[AussieFury]

I've been craving big naturals. Anyone have any intels? I can't seem to find any. Willing to share more info if you want to PM.

Thanks.

H.

Jojo. She looks the same in person as she does in her pics:

https://seattle.rubratings.com/189234

She's roommates with Mona, who is in my rotation. I've never had a session with Jojo, but I've talked to her a number of times. A bit too much belly for me, but those natty cans are the biggest I've seen around here.

[MisterGinger]

Well, after getting my hopes for Total Relax shot down my quest for a south of lynnwood table shower continues.

Anyone been to this place in North Ballard. Not even sure what the name is. New Happy? Drove by and it is a bit less than discreet. But the ads are tempting. Very responsive to text.

Anyone been?

https://seattle.rubratings.com/209355

[HiYolomi]

I've been craving big naturals. Anyone have any intels? I can't seem to find any. Willing to share more info if you want to PM.

Thanks.

H.

[Harryyy]

Saw it while driving by the other day and found their ad here: https://seattle.rubratings.com/220256.

Wondering if anyone has tried them yet before I TOFTT.

Decided to TOFTT. Please please please save your money.

Above-average interior, seemed promising. Average-looking provider in her 20's, wearing jeans. Asked for an hour (rookie mistake). I went into the room and it was about 120 degrees. Turned off the heater, undressed, and laid the towels on the table myself.

Provider came in, immediately took the towel from under me so I'm on the bare table. Huh? Pulled the towel on top of me down to my feet and then opened the door so my bare ass was in full view of the street. Getting weirder. I asked her to close the door, English was 1/10 so I did it myself. She cracked it back open. Sigh.

The massage started out promising enough, she hopped up on the table with her knees straddling my head. Then it got weird. Her version of sensual was pushing her hands down my lower back and spreading my butt cheeks, then up to my neck where she ground her knuckles into my spine. After a minute or two of that confusing / painful experience she went for the forearm circle massage, then just moved slower and slower until she was just leaning on my back. I popped my head up because WTF and she was on her phone. I asked her to please put it away and she did. After another minute, same thing. I could actually feel her texting this time. Not therapeutic. Asked her to put it away again because I was not enjoying the massage at all. She said she wouldn't use her phone any more.

After the third time I just got up and got dressed. She tried to get me a robe thinking I was going to the bathroom. I said "I'm leaving. " I had to ask her for my change (had paid with $), she gave me. 4 back.

TLDR 10 minutes of having a girl lean on me and play with her phone in a bikram yoga studio where people could see my bare ass on the street cost me. 6.

Will repeat when I want to waste money and punish myself.