Massage Parlor Reports

**Chip74** · 05-13-21 16:11

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

Sorry brother that was probably me moaning I figure since they are fake it I'll fake it to.

I was there last week with Amy and next to me someone was so relax they were snoring. LOL.

**Pyat841** · 05-13-21 14:39

Any good recommendations guys? I'm coming from Boston any advice would be appreciated.

**LeatherNeck14** · 05-13-21 14:19

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

Don't be like that rookie or I'll share your gem.

It was not very hard to find that gem using all of our monger skills.

**Slammer6008** · 05-13-21 12:45

Originally Posted by OCRanger [View Original Post]

Visited bamboo today.

Paid 1 hr door fee of $35 (cheap), I actually got full 1 hr of massage. Luckily I drew Anna (probably youngest-early 30 ish).

Massage 10/10 probably the best massage ever.

Service was 10/10. 30 min back massage,10 min ass teasing, on the flip, she didn't ask me for tip. HJ was excellent with roaming and finish off with foot massage. I tipped her $60.

Look (Anna) 6/10 averaging looking- she had mask on.

Pro- price and service.

Con- it was extremely busy, I can hear other mongers moaning. Chinese background music, provider didn't speak English well.

Sorry brother that was probably me moaning I figure since they are fake it I'll fake it to.

**Slammer6008** · 05-13-21 12:21

Originally Posted by BlueberryScone [View Original Post]

What's Amy like build wise? Looking to finding a girl to plow with big tits.

Do you want to see some big titties today.

**Slammer6008** · 05-13-21 12:08

Originally Posted by Bronco [View Original Post]

Sorry. Again what shoppe is this?

I'm working on one right now for you I'll see if she's in today.

**Slammer6008** · 05-13-21 12:01

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

Don't be like that rookie or I'll share your going them,.

Don't be like that rookie or I'll share your gem.

**Slammer6008** · 05-13-21 12:00

Originally Posted by JBird433 [View Original Post]

For my last excursion I went to natural massage off Bolsa. I was greeted by a late 30's petite Asian with nice natural jugs in a pink dress. They caught my attention immediately! She led me to the back and to my surprise the room had a large mirror, a recliner, and a tv monitor showing the outside.

Fast forward to the action. Started off with a light massage less than 5 min and the flip. I tipped $120 and she started with CBJ. Then missionary, and finally doggy for the blow. She did not rush me at all. That was maybe a first. Only weird thing was that she made me wear a mask as she took hers off. Didn't get to suck on these jugs.

I went once more but the girl (early 30's slim bod) rushed me and smelled like cigs. Won't be back after that but thought I'd share!

As it stands my all time favorite is Angel foot spa and I won't share this gem unless you got one better haha.

Don't be like that rookie or I'll share your going them,.

**HeadorTail** · 05-13-21 10:50

Originally Posted by OCRanger [View Original Post]

Visited bamboo today.

Paid 1 hr door fee of $35 (cheap), I actually got full 1 hr of massage. Luckily I drew Anna (probably youngest-early 30 ish).

Massage 10/10 probably the best massage ever.

Service was 10/10. 30 min back massage,10 min ass teasing, on the flip, she didn't ask me for tip. HJ was excellent with roaming and finish off with foot massage. I tipped her $60.

Look (Anna) 6/10 averaging looking- she had mask on.

Pro- price and service.

Con- it was extremely busy, I can hear other mongers moaning. Chinese background music, provider didn't speak English well.

OCR. You're completely right about Anna's massage and happy ending. Absolutely top notch. Yes it's busy. Yes she's average looking. But it must also be very dark. She's 45. And Chinese music?? I'm not surprised when I go into a Mexican restaurant and hear Mariachis nor am I surprised to hear Chinese music in a Chinese massage parlor. Thank God for the music otherwise we'd really hear someone slapping Slammer's salami. And no one wants to hear that.

Stay safe.

**Bronco** · 05-13-21 10:38

Originally Posted by BlueberryScone [View Original Post]

What's Amy like build wise? Looking to finding a girl to plow with big tits.

Sorry. Again what shoppe is this?

**JBird433** · 05-13-21 06:10

For my last excursion I went to natural massage off Bolsa. I was greeted by a late 30's petite Asian with nice natural jugs in a pink dress. They caught my attention immediately! She led me to the back and to my surprise the room had a large mirror, a recliner, and a tv monitor showing the outside.

Fast forward to the action. Started off with a light massage less than 5 min and the flip. I tipped $120 and she started with CBJ. Then missionary, and finally doggy for the blow. She did not rush me at all. That was maybe a first. Only weird thing was that she made me wear a mask as she took hers off. Didn't get to suck on these jugs.

I went once more but the girl (early 30's slim bod) rushed me and smelled like cigs. Won't be back after that but thought I'd share!

As it stands my all time favorite is Angel foot spa and I won't share this gem unless you got one better haha.

**Member #7099** · 05-13-21 02:26

Originally Posted by Wireless91910 [View Original Post]

Business as usually. Plowed Amy until I dropped a load in her starfish. Lily and Nancy listened up front as there is no music to mask the sound. Gave me the "me next time look on the way out".

You should stop by, the would love the company.

What's Amy like build wise? Looking to finding a girl to plow with big tits.

**OCRanger** · 05-12-21 23:19

Visited bamboo today.

Paid 1 hr door fee of $35 (cheap), I actually got full 1 hr of massage. Luckily I drew Anna (probably youngest-early 30 ish).

Massage 10/10 probably the best massage ever.

Service was 10/10. 30 min back massage,10 min ass teasing, on the flip, she didn't ask me for tip. HJ was excellent with roaming and finish off with foot massage. I tipped her $60.

Look (Anna) 6/10 averaging looking- she had mask on.

Pro- price and service.

Con- it was extremely busy, I can hear other mongers moaning. Chinese background music, provider didn't speak English well.

**Doctorz** · 05-12-21 21:25

Originally Posted by CaMPsite [View Original Post]

Stopped at a place today Blu. Somethin or other. Drew a mid-late 40's plump but cute Chinese woman. Lovey Dovey at the door then weird when it came to the flip and negotiations. She got real quiet and kept putting her fingers to her lips whenever I'd say what I wanted. Ended up with unenthusiastic, somewhat rushed cfs. No options for BBBJ or fiv or fia or daty or lfk, limited to two positions no tit sucky no sog. About the furthest thing from GFE you could expect. $. 2 plus hhr house fee.

Is this to be expected at certain locations / with certain girls no matter what you do, how you negotiate, what you look like? Cause I can say I've had quite a few other experiences that were very similar to this if not identical to this. Just about as soulless and transactional as it gets.

Hassled negotiations, tip up front before anything happens, and just overall a really lackluster experience.

How can I improve my mileage? Any help would be greatly appreciated!

How can you improve your mileage? Don' t tip first and don't negotiate! Once the money is in hand there is no reason to perform. You have already paid. My take is that you treat a *** like a *** and a lady like a lady. That said, I will tip generously for good service. When I get rushed, jack hammered, left waiting while my masseuse answers the door or leaves the room for whatever during my time, I tip her with advice. That is it.

**Wireless91910** · 05-12-21 21:08

Business as usually. Plowed Amy until I dropped a load in her starfish. Lily and Nancy listened up front as there is no music to mask the sound. Gave me the "me next time look on the way out".

You should stop by, the would love the company.

Originally Posted by LeatherNeck14 [View Original Post]

Have not seen a post for happy in SA in a minute now any word on the place.