Massage Parlor Reports

[McCooker]

As is my habit, been awhile since I got myself a treat. Decided to try someplace new for me, looking at 10 x of LF. Provider I was recommended was not there, but was suggested Dior instead by the receptionist when making my appointment. If you are looking for an absolute looker, she's the one; easily one of the best providers I've seen based purely on looks over the years. Unfortunately, that's where the treat ended. While the massage was surprisingly okay, everything after was not what I was looking for. Absolutely mechanical, standoffish, and none of the playful or even friendly banter that one would expect. I'd say downright cold. After the flip, she seemed surprised I was just in for a regular finish and was upsold HARD on just that; $ for the ending + nude. Her attitude made me think that this place was a FS joint, and that was definitely not what I was looking for; perhaps someone could confirm for me? Were she friendly, into it, the technique better, and allowed play, I might not mind. But for what it was, would not return myself.

However, if you are looking for a session with an absolute stunner, you know who to ask for.

- mc.

[Slammer6008]

Any good recommendations guys? I'm coming from Boston any advice would be appreciated.

Wash your hands after you use the restroom.

[NoClue02]

Sorry brother that was probably me moaning I figure since they are fake it I'll fake it to.

Hahaha! Thanks goodness I have not hear any guys moaning there, and definitely don't want to either.

Saw Lisa last week here at bamboo. Mid 40's, chubby lady, strong as well. Her skill are the same as Jessica here, except Jessica tease a bit more. I asked for BJ and of course it a no so whoever mentioned BJ can be had with her is lucky. The ending was nice, she got skill so I finished way quicker than other.

[DigMeSome]

Julie is good, I did the same as you last night. One girl to try here is YoYo, she is attractive maybe a 6/10, B-C cup, 5'6" 130 lbs. She gives a decent massage (Julie is better), but she will do CFS for $100. No BJ. If you push and you are a repeat she will do BBFS or BB Greek. I did both a couple weeks ago and CIA. Also, she shy's away from kissing (though I was pounding her pretty good mish backdoor when I tried).

So I've met yoyo and Lisa, all handy ladies. Not into FS, but do enjoy a decent rub down. Agree 6 or 7 out of 10 for all of them.

[Slammer6008]

If angels sweep the socks I'll hook you up with some places.

How many lobsters can you take on the plane?

[Slammer6008]

Any good recommendations guys? I'm coming from Boston any advice would be appreciated.

If angels sweep the socks I'll hook you up with some places.

[Superflytnt]

Do you want to see some big titties today.

I volunteer to have those smash into my face today.

[MadMax73]

Went to Oasis in Santa Ana. Julie helped me out. She is a handy gal. Parking there just works, that is why it is my daytime go to. In the evening its 999 after the nail salon closes. Any how. 4 to the house. 4 for the tip. HJ only, didn't ask for anything else.

Julie is good, I did the same as you last night. One girl to try here is YoYo, she is attractive maybe a 6/10, B-C cup, 5'6" 130 lbs. She gives a decent massage (Julie is better), but she will do CFS for $100. No BJ. If you push and you are a repeat she will do BBFS or BB Greek. I did both a couple weeks ago and CIA. Also, she shy's away from kissing (though I was pounding her pretty good mish backdoor when I tried).

[Ass Coach]

Went back to see Yoji at LP Santa Ana, but she was not there.

Super cute girl (Amy I think) so I go in anyway.

Decent massage, no teasing on the backside. On the flip she asks me if I want a happy ending. Yes. Ok, you have tip? Yes. You need to give it to me now. What? Come on, I don't want to get up. Yes. Yoji doesn't do that. Yes.

Ugh, ok. Clearly a rushed attitude and jack hammer service. I ask her if she'll do BJ. Yes, $100 MORE! WTF? $140 for a BJ? Fuck no!

At least she had to work for the HJ. It took me a while. Probably because of the shitty service / upsell!

[Slammer6008]

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Hey if you still need those big titties. I found some. Pm me. Or text me at. Big titties for scone.

[Chip74]

Sorry brother that was probably me moaning I figure since they are fake it I'll fake it to.

I was there last week with Amy and next to me someone was so relax they were snoring. LOL.

[Pyat841]

Any good recommendations guys? I'm coming from Boston any advice would be appreciated.

[LeatherNeck14]

Don't be like that rookie or I'll share your gem.

It was not very hard to find that gem using all of our monger skills.

[Slammer6008]

Visited bamboo today.

Paid 1 hr door fee of $35 (cheap), I actually got full 1 hr of massage. Luckily I drew Anna (probably youngest-early 30 ish).

Massage 10/10 probably the best massage ever.

Service was 10/10. 30 min back massage,10 min ass teasing, on the flip, she didn't ask me for tip. HJ was excellent with roaming and finish off with foot massage. I tipped her $60.

Look (Anna) 6/10 averaging looking- she had mask on.

Pro- price and service.

Con- it was extremely busy, I can hear other mongers moaning. Chinese background music, provider didn't speak English well.

Sorry brother that was probably me moaning I figure since they are fake it I'll fake it to.

[Slammer6008]

What's Amy like build wise? Looking to finding a girl to plow with big tits.

Do you want to see some big titties today.