The Massholes

[Andir]

I never think like that andir, these ladies just offer a service. I walk in like a man walk out like a man. Just expect them to be professional and not lecture me.

Expect a massage parlor prostitute to be professional? Sounds great. Good luck with that!

[Max Walker86]

You are so sensitive! Are you one of those idiots who thinks they do it with you because they really like you? Even at the FS store?

I never think like that andir, these ladies just offer a service. I walk in like a man walk out like a man. Just expect them to be professional and not lecture me.

[Andir]

Its good to have a consistent provider that makes you feel good, and not give a lecture honey we just do this for money. Last time at high street that's what the provider said I lost my erection and left.

You are so sensitive! Are you one of those idiots who thinks they do it with you because they really like you? Even at the FS store?

[MoreBJs]

A sushi / Asian restaurant, another Chinese Restaurant, Dunkin, Demos, Liquor store, NY Diner, Cigar shop, Starbucks, Subway, and more; all in short walk of Angela's new Mindfull store. Foot traffic and walkins should be plentiful. I predict heavy volume. Great location. Will try soon. Prices on window include foot massage that seemed too high. Halfs are $45, an extra five as is hour, $65.

[FrogPilot]

Really cheezefist? Acting like CB Angela's new spot is some coveted intel? This is a new low, even for you.

Sigh. This is just another example of the bullshit games cheezefist plays.

CB Angela's new location is Mindful Wellness at 56 Mt Auburn St. , Watertown, currently open for business.

Cheezefist / trickster666/ etc's next move will be to offer up some of his super awesome (and mostly fake) BBFS intel, or he'll recycle intel he gathered from other users with a different screen name and offer that up to you.

Other users, do as you please, but personally I wouldn't even give this pariah intel on a legit provider at massage envy.

Cheezefist, let me know if I can help with anything else!

[CrazyCrouton]

Listen you psychos. I'm not either one of you, and I'm thankful for it every day.

Hey asshole. No one forced you to use your Slickwilly007 handle to start fighting on the thread. You used it to join the shit show. Stick to using your Andir gay ass handle for the fight thread.

Now if by some weird coincidence I am wrong about you being Cheezefist / OlGary. Then I'm right about you being a complete fucking moron. You jumped into a fight not knowing what the fucks going on.

I would put money on you being Fuck face Cheezefist / OlGary.

[SlickWilly007]

Listen you psychos. I'm not either one of you, and I'm thankful for it every day.

Jackie, how can I be Slick? This moron speaks ghetto and I sound like a Berkeley professor. How can't you see it?

[Andir]

It must be so hard to log in and out of so many handles I am surprised you don't screw up more. It was just a month or so ago when you outed your Trickster and OldtimerMA handles, now that was funny. Here you are outing your SlickWilly handle. See, CC was talking to Willy and then you jump in and respond with your Andir handle, too bad.

So, being a nice guy I can fix this for you, here you go:

Your welcome Cheeze! Happy Mothers Day you fucking Mangina.

Jackie, how can I be Slick? This moron speaks ghetto and I sound like a Berkeley professor. How can't you see it?

[Jack617]

It must be so hard to log in and out of so many handles I am surprised you don't screw up more. It was just a month or so ago when you outed your Trickster and OldtimerMA handles, now that was funny. Here you are outing your SlickWilly handle. See, CC was talking to Willy and then you jump in and respond with your Andir handle, too bad.

My job is done here. I will leave you two alone.

So, being a nice guy I can fix this for you, here you go:

My job is done here. I will leave you two alone.

Your welcome Cheeze! Happy Mothers Day you fucking Mangina.

[CrazyCrouton]

My job is done here. I will leave you two alone.

You mean you're going to start using your other handles.

[Andir]

Can you tell us how you feel about losing your Cheezefist profile when A2 combined it with your OlGary profile? It was right after that when you created your SlickWilly007 handle. This shits too easy bro. Try harder.

Guys remember to google Cheezefist for a laugh.

Hahahahaha!!

My job is done here. I will leave you two alone.

[CrazyCrouton]

"What is also funny is when a guy creates numerous accounts. Then he creates arguments and argues back-and-forth with himself".

I don't find it funny. You are part of the problem. Your posts and rambling speak for itself. Why don't you post a review. You're a waste.

Come clean or go away. Same goes for Ol Fraudy.

Can you tell us how you feel about losing your Cheezefist profile when A2 combined it with your OlGary profile? It was right after that when you created your SlickWilly007 handle. This shits too easy bro. Try harder.

Guys remember to google Cheezefist for a laugh.

Hahahahaha!!

[SlickWilly007]

"What is also funny is when a guy creates numerous accounts. Then he creates arguments and argues back-and-forth with himself".

I don't find it funny. You are part of the problem. Your posts and rambling speak for itself. Why don't you post a review. You're a waste.

Come clean or go away. Same goes for Ol Fraudy.

What is also funny is when a guy creates numerous accounts. Then he creates arguments and argues back-and-forth with himself. Then on top of that he acts like he's been to all sorts of places and posts fake reviews about them.

To wrap things up with a nice bow on top. The guys a fucking scumbag and a tranny lover to boot.

[CrazyCrouton]

This is just a part of the long post, essentially saying repeat and you will receive. Thank you, Captain Obvious, for your guidance! And no, no, you are not delusional. Of course it's a very limited group of at least 50 with whom she is going bare if she does it with you after a few visits.

What is also funny is when a guy creates numerous accounts. Then he creates arguments and argues back-and-forth with himself. Then on top of that he acts like he's been to all sorts of places and posts fake reviews about them.

To wrap things up with a nice bow on top. The guys a fucking scumbag and a tranny lover to boot.

[Andir]

Now I will say it's super rare, but I have been extra lucky. Over my 15 years, I have experienced BBFS with pull out and BBFS that eventually became CIP, both twice with someone that we started with CFS the first two sessions. So does it happen, yeah. But it's like hitting the MF-ing lottery! And it's on average around the 5th session, again YMMV, just my personal experience. Every time, she swore me to secrecy and not to post a review mentioning BBFS. I'm not delusional enough to think I'm the only one she's going bare with, but I do suspect it's a very limited group.

There's an exchange involved, but at the end of the day, there's still a human connection. If there's chemistry between you and you foster that connection, it can grow, and you may experience something later on that wasn't an option the first time.

The moral of my story: you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

This is just a part of the long post, essentially saying — repeat and you will receive. Thank you, Captain Obvious, for your guidance! And no, no, you are not delusional. Of course it's a very limited group of at least 50 with whom she is going bare if she does it with you after a few visits.