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**Van Lopez** · 05-10-21 08:21

Originally Posted by CarDateLover [View Original Post]

I just got car head from her a few weeks ago for 50. She is older then her pics make her out to be. Uncle LEO drove past 10 seconds after I nutted so be careful. Luckily I have window tints.

I was recently pulled over for my window tint. It was one of those pretextual stops where the cop was looking for more. Unbeknownst to me according to Michigan law, the top 4 inches of the front widows must not have any tint. I have never seen a car like that. I was going to get the limo shade but went with the lighter shade instead. Never thought that would be an issue. LOL.

**DTownFreak** · 05-10-21 06:23

Originally Posted by WondersWonder [View Original Post]

I swear guys. I couldn't get laid in a ***** house with a $100 bill hanging off my zipper. Do these tricks answer the phone anymore? And If they do, they want crazy prices with all these rules or a shit attitude that take the fun out of everything. All my regulars have dried up too. So what the hell is going on? Can't never get ahold of Shawna. Went to Bogarts last night and it was packed to the gills with bros competing to pay for mediocre high priced meat. Streets are dry. I've tried everything the past couple of days. I would chalk some of it up to unemployment benefits, but a lot of these hoes are to stupid to get approved for it. So what gives? Bars in Michigan still have crazy restrictions that prevent random hookups. It all sucks major donkey Balls!

I posted about that issue a few months ago. That * shit isn't helping. It's helping kill everything. And the dummies paying and paying them these high ass prices is contributing to it. Unless * get shut down or something they are all going to keep asking for top dollar and have that nasty attitude or stop answering cause some dumbass is paying to just look at them. The fact that I see social media links let me know it's over.

**DTownFreak** · 05-10-21 06:18

Originally Posted by JuanHunglow69 [View Original Post]

Called about 20 or so ads over the last 3 days and have had 0 answer. Yes I know its hard to answer while at work but this is often minutes from posting. Sometimes I get an immediate text and that makes me uncomfortable. The only answer I got after several attempts is amber in sterling heights-not sterling heights and the talk made me see RED flags and I walked away with BLUE balls.

I told everyone, that's why I threw that towel in. Can't get these weirdos to answer or they respond when your with your kids or friends or plain have attitudes while asking for 100 plus. I wish it was 2009 and 2010 again, when the girls actually responded.

**JDoe0525** · 05-10-21 00:23

Has anyone seen any of these girls?

Krissy:

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Lainey:

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Kc:

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**Rookie420** · 05-10-21 00:11

Originally Posted by JuanHunglow69 [View Original Post]

Called about 20 or so ads over the last 3 days and have had 0 answer. Yes I know its hard to answer while at work but this is often minutes from posting. Sometimes I get an immediate text and that makes me uncomfortable. The only answer I got after several attempts is amber in sterling heights-not sterling heights and the talk made me see RED flags and I walked away with BLUE balls.

Ummm what did you just they saying?. Ill agree not many text back from most but its hard piecing together what you're attempting to say. Was it sterling heights or not LOL.

**WinterKnight** · 05-09-21 23:30

Originally Posted by WondersWonder [View Original Post]

I swear guys. I couldn't get laid in a ***** house with a $100 bill hanging off my zipper. Do these tricks answer the phone anymore? And If they do, they want crazy prices with all these rules or a shit attitude that take the fun out of everything. All my regulars have dried up too. So what the hell is going on? Can't never get ahold of Shawna. Went to Bogarts last night and it was packed to the gills with bros competing to pay for mediocre high priced meat. Streets are dry. I've tried everything the past couple of days. I would chalk some of it up to unemployment benefits, but a lot of these hoes are to stupid to get approved for it. So what gives? Bars in Michigan still have crazy restrictions that prevent random hookups. It all sucks major donkey Balls!

I have seen four different girls in the past five weeks, one of them twice, so I have not experienced this dry spell you speak of. However, two of those were not new to me.

**JuanHunglow69** · 05-09-21 21:27

Called about 20 or so ads over the last 3 days and have had 0 answer. Yes I know its hard to answer while at work but this is often minutes from posting. Sometimes I get an immediate text and that makes me uncomfortable. The only answer I got after several attempts is amber in sterling heights-not sterling heights and the talk made me see RED flags and I walked away with BLUE balls.

**Power69** · 05-09-21 20:47

Originally Posted by CarDateLover [View Original Post]

I just got car head from her a few weeks ago for 50. She is older then her pics make her out to be. Uncle LEO drove past 10 seconds after I nutted so be careful. Luckily I have window tints.

Would that be Uncle LEO Warren or Uncle LEO Detroit?

**Dumpster Fire** · 05-09-21 19:17

Originally Posted by SandersNut [View Original Post]

I just called the number, she answered $. 6 for hh. In southfield today.

Did either of you end up seeing her?

**BuyerBuyer666** · 05-09-21 18:55

I'm looking for a good provider on the east side. I used to really enjoy this blonde names Alexis that was kind of near 94 and Moross, but she's been gone for a few months now.

**UzumakiNaruto** · 05-09-21 18:00

Anybody seen Sarah? Adultsearch verified, does that even count for anything?

https://adultsearch.com/michigan/det...scorts/2140209

**SleRicls** · 05-09-21 17:41

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**HookerLuver248** · 05-09-21 17:31

Originally Posted by EDPills [View Original Post]

If she's so ugly why did you go and see her?

Because the pics she used was probably were pre drugie.

**ArmySexy77** · 05-09-21 14:55

Originally Posted by WondersWonder [View Original Post]

I swear guys. I couldn't get laid in a ***** house with a $100 bill hanging off my zipper. Do these tricks answer the phone anymore? And If they do, they want crazy prices with all these rules or a shit attitude that take the fun out of everything. All my regulars have dried up too. So what the hell is going on? Can't never get ahold of Shawna. Went to Bogarts last night and it was packed to the gills with bros competing to pay for mediocre high priced meat. Streets are dry. I've tried everything the past couple of days. I would chalk some of it up to unemployment benefits, but a lot of these hoes are to stupid to get approved for it. So what gives? Bars in Michigan still have crazy restrictions that prevent random hookups. It all sucks major donkey Balls!

Also lot of these hoes can make more just flashing their tits on Only Fans without leaving the house.