Massage Parlor Reports

[TexasTraveler]

I may be traveling to LA later this summer on business and was hoping someone could help me find someone. A few years ago when I was in KC I met a girl named Sarah who showed me a good time. Unfortunately her shop was busted and rumor is she moved back to LA. She is the first girl in the link below. Anyone know where she went?

https://bodyrubindex.com/large/kc/62...6/137770?img=5

[Ashtonian]

1. Learn the line up. Like I said, there are four girls now who are worth it. The other day, some fucken asshole came in and did not want what was offered, so he asked for another girl and mentioned a name of someone who was not there. The mamasan said I bring you someone else. This monger then fuken says "I am not trying to give you a hard time" - and you know this was just a few days after the calamity in atlanta. So, if you are going to be picky, do not do it when you are there and make everyone, including me with a finger up my ass, nervous as a figueroa hooker at a policman's fraternal union social. And.

2. Call ahead. As they said in slingblace, use the fucken phone. You can call ahead and when the girl says "golda finger massageee" you ask for a name roll call. She will say we have five girls. Ask if the desire girl is there.

3. Shitter. If I hear one more fucko coming in and asking "can I use the bathroom, is there one here in the back because I have been out all day drinking and I have to drain the main vein" I will plug the fucken toilet. I have done so at strip clubs before as retaliation. First off, go to the bathroom before. Where are you guys coming from, a fucken bar and grill? How hard is it to go to the gas station. Nothing breaks the mood of a finger up my tuchas than some cretin bumping into the walls, and the other day, he fucken walked in the wrong door, looking to shake the snake. If you must, just say "bathroom" and follow the girl very closely. By the way, the other day one of my faves wanted me to wash my hands and I must say, the bathroom there is as nice as the bathroom at the peninsula.

4. Back door. You enter through the front door on westwood. When done you hotfoot out the back door on missouri. Some asshole almost knocked me over trying to jump out the front entrance cause he was so embarrassed at me seeing him with that homely tall Chinese girl.

5. Masks. Do not wear one. Every guy I see in the place wears a mask in the hallway or going out to the can. The girls here are all vaccinated, and the sanitation protocol in which the girl wipes her fingers after inserting them knuckle deep in the previous monger is exemplary.

6. Water. The girls are offering water at the end less and less now. Adamantly decline that, and the stupid finger candies they give you.

7. Bed set up. You remove that ridiculous bed set up and throw it on the couch.

8. Towel over the window. I tell the girls that it is too bright and they put a towel over the window. I think that tips off mamasan that a serious ass fingering session is afoot and under no circumstances is she to interrupt.

9. PM me if you get full service. I badly want to fuck a girl in this place and I bring some party hats, but they find me pretty disgusting. If it happens I want to know.

10. Review sites. They read the review sites. Not this one, but you know which one.

Hey Prescilla, can you enlighten me on the rates for goldfinger, and maybe some names of the girls who are attractive please.

I went there maybe in March this year and I got a decent looking girl on a Tuesday night, I forgot her name but I paid maybe 80 bucks for a HJ, I felt it was overpriced but I just want to get an idea.

[PriscillaM]

1. Learn the line up. Like I said, there are four girls now who are worth it. The other day, some fucken asshole came in and did not want what was offered, so he asked for another girl and mentioned a name of someone who was not there. The mamasan said I bring you someone else. This monger then fuken says "I am not trying to give you a hard time" - and you know this was just a few days after the calamity in atlanta. So, if you are going to be picky, do not do it when you are there and make everyone, including me with a finger up my ass, nervous as a figueroa hooker at a policman's fraternal union social. And.

2. Call ahead. As they said in slingblace, use the fucken phone. You can call ahead and when the girl says "golda finger massageee" you ask for a name roll call. She will say we have five girls. Ask if the desire girl is there.

3. Shitter. If I hear one more fucko coming in and asking "can I use the bathroom, is there one here in the back because I have been out all day drinking and I have to drain the main vein" I will plug the fucken toilet. I have done so at strip clubs before as retaliation. First off, go to the bathroom before. Where are you guys coming from, a fucken bar and grill? How hard is it to go to the gas station. Nothing breaks the mood of a finger up my tuchas than some cretin bumping into the walls, and the other day, he fucken walked in the wrong door, looking to shake the snake. If you must, just say "bathroom" and follow the girl very closely. By the way, the other day one of my faves wanted me to wash my hands and I must say, the bathroom there is as nice as the bathroom at the peninsula.

4. Back door. You enter through the front door on westwood. When done you hotfoot out the back door on missouri. Some asshole almost knocked me over trying to jump out the front entrance cause he was so embarrassed at me seeing him with that homely tall Chinese girl.

5. Masks. Do not wear one. Every guy I see in the place wears a mask in the hallway or going out to the can. The girls here are all vaccinated, and the sanitation protocol in which the girl wipes her fingers after inserting them knuckle deep in the previous monger is exemplary.

6. Water. The girls are offering water at the end less and less now. Adamantly decline that, and the stupid finger candies they give you.

7. Bed set up. You remove that ridiculous bed set up and throw it on the couch.

8. Towel over the window. I tell the girls that it is too bright and they put a towel over the window. I think that tips off mamasan that a serious ass fingering session is afoot and under no circumstances is she to interrupt.

9. PM me if you get full service. I badly want to fuck a girl in this place and I bring some party hats, but they find me pretty disgusting. If it happens I want to know.

10. Review sites. They read the review sites. Not this one, but you know which one.

[PriscillaM]

If you want my opinion, and I am unanimous on this, the best non-FS massage parlor west of fucken downey is goldfinger in westwood.

The decent girls there do shit that make the "I got over the clothes" squirt shorts fuckos on maps of rub look like they just figured out how to make fire using a stovetop. For instance, if fingering asian pussy is your thing until the girl starts ordering brocolli beef, they got that. If having asians finger your ass so far that you can feel her index finger in your esophagus, they got that. If you like pencil eraser nipples you can suck on like they are coffee infused lollipops, they got that.

There are now four girls on staff who would be solid 8's on the ass-kissing review site. The other girls are pretty horrible, but I avoid them.

With this in mind, I will state that goldfinger is a holy place. Just like you would not go to the vatican and start drawing pentagrams, so too when you enter goldfinger, you must be in sync with the place.

So here are some rules:

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[RGarcia123]

Anyone been recently? Friend rec'd Alexa but when I called mamasan didn't understand me. Any reviews or recs would be great.

[Grimmy23]

The state keeps saying it wants to have a mandatory license, rather than voluntary certification, but given the current narrative, such a program might be viewed as racially discriminatory.

A license would probably keep out a lot of foreign born masseuses.

Also, the handjob portion of any exam would be hard to pass LOL.

I am not sure what place you own, but when I walk by the massage envy or other places, the female workers are generally ok looking.

It does appear that in many cities it is illegal to have a massage business (like those municipal codes are ever enforced) without a cert.

I maintain my statement. Trolling on massage anywhere for a girl who does HE is as productive as trolling on private delights looking for a girl who is not a fat pig with a smelly pussy.

And it may get voted into law literally any day now. It would establish an official state license. We (the industry) are trying to head it off, not because we're anti-regulation, but because we're all hurting for therapists right now and this would create another barrier to entry. Enrollment at the massage schools is down to close to nothing right now, and no massage students means no new MTs to hire. The industry does want licensing and it will happen at some point. Hopefully just not right now. I'm directly involved with a group that's trying to lobby against the bill.

The fact of the matter is that 48 of the 50 states have a state license requirement, and the only other state that doesn't has more cows than people. When it happens in California it will change the landscape of this hobby. Exactly how is anybody's guess, but it will change.

I obviously wont say what place I own as that would be TMI, but we all hire based in skills, not looks. If our customers dont get a great massage they wont come back. I have some ok looking ones, but most of them arent ones youd give a second look to in public. I have a couple males as well. My front desk girls are all young and hot though - all in the 19-24 range. I need a cold shower when I get home sometimes. LOL.

Also, bear in mind that some of the girls you see at Massage Envy may be estheticians, not massage therapists. My estheticians are all pretty cute.

[Joe Pike]

Do they FS?

Are they into each other?

[Sky Ryder]

I maintain my statement. Trolling on massage anywhere for a girl who does HE is as productive as trolling on private delights looking for a girl who is not a fat pig with a smelly pussy.

I really must be missing something. First, I don't see using a web site such as MA to obtain a massage as "trolling", but I am willing to admit that maybe my definition and yours is different. Second, and at least IMHO most important is that I went out the way to say that if you are in search of "higher service levels" using a site such as MA is the WRONG place to be looking.

Using that criteria, I would 100% agree with your statement, I only wanted to point out I never intended otherwise.

Now, as far as the other part of your post, while I have no desire to investigate the "smelly pussy" part of your premise, I will say that the sheer number of PAWG's (not in a good way) that are asking for large sums of money for their services on many escort sites is appalling to say the least. I don't expect Victoria Secret models, but WOW. Just WOW, it is beyond belief. I am sure this topic could fill many pages of this site in almost any city.

[IFunnyTaker]

I don't see either of the reviews you mentioned
Edit: nvd i made an account and found it

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/123574

So this ad has angered me for some time. It is some Russian gang running gals out of apartments on the west side. The pics are not real, but what is so vexing is that the girls can sometimes be decent. The last one I had was rushed, so I have death penaltied them.

But what got me really bent is the text of the add all about how clean the apartment is. Well on rub ratings the idiot mod will censor my reviews, so I left this one:

"the ad is right. Her apartment was clean, comfortable, and safe. I usually go to places that are not very clean, are uncomfortable, and in dangerous areas. I also wear a mask outside. There were clean towels and many sanitizers. I was very happy that this was not in a dangerous area and that her place was comfortable. ".

And the review got in.

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[LngTimeMongr]

Tina does have a new girl working with her. She goes by Nikki. She is 40 and she is very cute. Her services are not at the level of Tina's (no rim) but her pussy tastes like she is 20. Nice face and body. A nice round ass.

Do they FS?

[BigCountry818]

Tina in Encino, if she's accepting new clients? She'll treat you right if you tip her well. She'll go deep and finish with an excellent massage. She's super busy so you'll need to book a couple days in advance, but she's worth the drive.

Tina does have a new girl working with her. She goes by Nikki. She is 40 and she is very cute. Her services are not at the level of Tina's (no rim) but her pussy tastes like she is 20. Nice face and body. A nice round ass.

[PriscillaM]

It's not difficult to figure out (speaking as an insider to the legit spa industry here).

- If the provider lists a "CAMTC #" or "Certificate #" in their profile, I 99.999% assure you that they are legit with no extra services provided. That is basically their license number (technically California doesn't have a massage license, but that's a very long story for another post). You can take that number and look up the person's full name and city of practice. I don't think too many people providing happy endings would be posting their cert info. That would be far too risky.

- Wherever you are in So Cal, you can take an Uber to any one of the chain massage places and get a perfectly good massage for about $70. Outcall is obviously going to be a little more as the provider has to travel, lug her own table, and so on. But if you're paying any more than about $100 for a legit outcall massage you're overpaying. Providers with scantily clad photos, and stating outcall rates of $150, and don't post their CAMTC# are either providing extras, or they're just trying to use their good looks to entice you into overpaying without any intention of providing extras.

- Not too many legit massage therapists will post scantily clad photos of themselves. The good ones want to separate their legit massage business from anything extra. They know all it takes is getting caught once and they lose their license. Most of them spent a good deal of money to go to massage school and get their certificates so they could make a living in that field. Few will put that at risk.

- The vast majority of actual licensed massage therapists aren't ones that you'd want to get extras from. I have 25 on my staff and there's not a single one that you'd want to see naked. Over the years I've been open I've had maybe 2 or 3 that I'd consider attractive.

Now, are there legit, licensed massage therapists providing extras on places like Massage Anywhere? I would say both of those combined is pretty rare, but not impossible. There's always going to be someone willing to bend the rules, no matter what you do. Given that California doesn't have a state license, yet (but it is likely coming very soon), it's a little easier to get away with it here than it is in some other states. But for the most part the legit massage industry is a very different mindset, and the vast majority of people who have really been to massage school and do it for a living wouldn't even remotely consider crossing the line.

The state keeps saying it wants to have a mandatory license, rather than voluntary certification, but given the current narrative, such a program might be viewed as racially discriminatory.

A license would probably keep out a lot of foreign born masseuses.

Also, the handjob portion of any exam would be hard to pass LOL.

I am not sure what place you own, but when I walk by the massage envy or other places, the female workers are generally ok looking.

It does appear that in many cities it is illegal to have a massage business (like those municipal codes are ever enforced) without a cert.

I maintain my statement. Trolling on massage anywhere for a girl who does HE is as productive as trolling on private delights looking for a girl who is not a fat pig with a smelly pussy.

[PriscillaM]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/123574

So this ad has angered me for some time. It is some Russian gang running gals out of apartments on the west side. The pics are not real, but what is so vexing is that the girls can sometimes be decent. The last one I had was rushed, so I have death penaltied them.

But what got me really bent is the text of the add all about how clean the apartment is. Well on rub ratings the idiot mod will censor my reviews, so I left this one:

"the ad is right. Her apartment was clean, comfortable, and safe. I usually go to places that are not very clean, are uncomfortable, and in dangerous areas. I also wear a mask outside. There were clean towels and many sanitizers. I was very happy that this was not in a dangerous area and that her place was comfortable. ".

And the review got in.

[BSinTo]

Anyone know any places that do a good rim? Never had that done with a "massage. " Any suggestions?

Tina in Encino, if she's accepting new clients? She'll treat you right if you tip her well. She'll go deep and finish with an excellent massage. She's super busy so you'll need to book a couple days in advance, but she's worth the drive.

[PriscillaM]

I haven't been focusing on her ass game lately. I will make a motion for rimming next time. I have never been rimmed at a massage parlor before. Not sure how it will feel.

I am not that experienced in ass game myself. For some reason I can't keep it hard like a rock for a minute or more to allow her ass to relax and loosen and insert my Johnson. But I think Mary / Jenny enjoys getting it from the rear door because she initially would walk the extra mile to help me bb Greek her. She would give me instructions like first put it in here (pointing to her P) and get it hard and then go down there in the ass (of course her English is broken but better than all the k-girls and she gets the point across). I will pop a 60 mg blue pill next weekend and try to inject seeds in her rear hole.

I have read in some forum that she is weird because (1) she likes taking it in the ass more than her P and (2) she might charge you extra if you want to use a cover. I believe that. God bless her.

So on another thread, mongers are reminiscing about park Asian. This was maybe the first "AAMP" Asian Apartment Massage Parlor, aka brothel. They had real photos, and I recall there being a girl there from fucken Norfolk Virginia was was on vacation, and fucking for dollars. There was another girl, I think Jordan, who was hotter than anything out there, who had guys fucking her in the kitchen.

And then there is this here thread. Waxing almost paradise lost about the relative ecstasy of fucking mary in the cooter versus her shitter.

I know I probably will get heat for this. Not the first time. But Mary is a not pretty Asian woman. I am being nice because of lent (is it still lent) but I would not call her ugly, because she is in relatively good shape and has a face that although you would want to put a bag over, would not require you to tie the bag up.

If I had my way, all Korean aamps would smell like the old park Asian and no one would discuss Mary at Chen's.