Massage Parlor Reports

**Gene2** · 05-09-21 15:02

Saw Bella at CLM for the one hour massage body rub $220.

She is fantastic. Young. Cute. Easy conversation. Offers upgrades if there is a connection. I opted for the FS option and loved it. I need to get back to Chicago again. She made me feel young again. Very verbal.

G2.

**Gene2** · 05-09-21 14:58

Originally Posted by FellowMonger [View Original Post]

Sorry for the dumb question but where is CLM?

It's ChicagoLandMassage. They have at least three locations and rotate the girls between locations. $160 hhr. $220 hr. Upgrades may be available depending on girl.

They advertise on RubRatings.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/139540

And they have a website with girls scheduled for the week.

www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com

Hope that helps.

Gene.

**OrdLover** · 05-09-21 13:00

Originally Posted by KisaHero [View Original Post]

Anyone try K Massage Spa in evanston? Looks like an AMP.

Look in the Skokie forums. There are a couple of reviews on it.

**KisaHero** · 05-09-21 12:56

Anyone try K Massage Spa in evanston? Looks like an AMP.

**TexasTraveler** · 05-09-21 09:50

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

Used to be Lucy at Ruby Spa. She's your gal if you like it rough and ready with jackhammer deep throat and all that. There was a Thai girl who worked one day a week and another Chinese girl named Nancy who gave me L1 with a little peek-a-boo of her flat chest.

Does Juju swallow or is she just CIM?

**TJGeek** · 05-09-21 07:31

Originally Posted by FellowMonger [View Original Post]

Sorry for the dumb question but where is CLM?

They have a few locations in the city and in the suburbs. More details on their website https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/.

**Fit312** · 05-09-21 05:42

Originally Posted by VRooomBada [View Original Post]

This person you describe isn't Lilly, goes by Mandy or something right now. Not Thai. Agreed not a looker at all but if you're into rimjobs and you keep yourself clean she's really into it.

Used to be Lucy at Ruby Spa. She's your gal if you like it rough and ready with jackhammer deep throat and all that. There was a Thai girl who worked one day a week and another Chinese girl named Nancy who gave me L1 with a little peek-a-boo of her flat chest.

**VRooomBada** · 05-08-21 20:14

Originally Posted by PauFord [View Original Post]

I've seen Juju and Kelly at SXL, there is another one that's always there during the week which I guess must be Lily. I've seen her too when the others weren't available.

She's older, no figure, frumpy looking body and not attractive at all. To the point where I declined the offer for any extras I just wasn't at all interested. Her English isn't good and she muttered out some prices. I think she said $140 then $100 while doing the universal symbol for handy. I declined and a few minutes later she said $50 and I still said no. Her massage was decent but last time she shorted me 20 minutes which pissed me off. I think she was mad I declined the handy.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong if I've got the wrong girl and theres a different Lily.

This person you describe isn't Lilly, goes by Mandy or something right now. Not Thai. Agreed not a looker at all but if you're into rimjobs and you keep yourself clean she's really into it.

**Pau Ford** · 05-08-21 18:48

I've seen Juju and Kelly at SXL, there is another one that's always there during the week which I guess must be Lily. I've seen her too when the others weren't available.

She's older, no figure, frumpy looking body and not attractive at all. To the point where I declined the offer for any extras I just wasn't at all interested. Her English isn't good and she muttered out some prices. I think she said $140 then $100 while doing the universal symbol for handy. I declined and a few minutes later she said $50 and I still said no. Her massage was decent but last time she shorted me 20 minutes which pissed me off. I think she was mad I declined the handy.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong if I've got the wrong girl and theres a different Lily.

Originally Posted by SideTalker [View Original Post]

Hi all,

Saw Kelly at SXL the other day and we stared chatting. She recommended I pay Lily a visit. Apparently a Thai who works there during the week.

Anyone seen her?

Feel free to PM.

**SideTalker** · 05-08-21 18:16

Hi all,

Saw Kelly at SXL the other day and we stared chatting. She recommended I pay Lily a visit. Apparently a Thai who works there during the week.

Anyone seen her?

Feel free to PM.

**IMissCutler** · 05-08-21 10:39

Was passing by Thursday and wanted to see the talent there. The girl that was working was Fabiola who used to work at AOL. We chatted for a minute and then I took off. She said she works Thursdays and Fridays. Her body is amazing but her attitude isn't the best at times. Hope some guys enjoy this news.

**LakeMichigan** · 05-08-21 10:31

Originally Posted by SleepyWeb [View Original Post]

Do any of the places in the city take black clients? I've been looking for the longest.

I've never had an issue at any place in the city.

**Satriani** · 05-08-21 09:10

Was recently at HQ on Archer. Nothing special. In a run down neighborhood but safe with easy parking. Clean but outdated and worn interior. Passed on TS as it was right next to crapper with no tp or paper towels and looked dirty. Mt knew almost no English. Had her phone playing what seemed like a Chinese talk show which she turned off on my request. Rough massage but overall not bad but not very sensual. Would do HJ for 60 which I expected to include utc but not even otc so I countered with 50 which she declined so I went with 60 and got a lame HJ which I had to finish. Got whole hr. There are too many places in ct to recommend this place.

**FellowMonger** · 05-08-21 05:59

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

4-24-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Changes:

Audrey is gone.

Naomi is gone.

Amy is gone.

Maddie is gone.

Lexi is gone.

Sarah is back.

More info needed:

Sarah. Older MILF who loves sex and is a total GFE provider. Upcharge is based entirely on how much she likes you. Could use another review for more details.

Sandy. I've seen her while visiting someone else and she's really hot. Tall blonde girl. Looked younger than 30. There's only one review so far, though, and very limited information.

Sophie. Only one review: "Can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will satisfy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. She resembles Bella a little but is taller. Same chubby body type.

Review summaries:

Natalia (formerly Sandra). Older Colombian MILF. Late-30's to early 40's. Face is ok but still has a really nice body (pretty sure neither of the photos is her). Apparently gives the best massage of the bunch if you can make it that far. She gets very very horny sometimes and will spend the entire hour fucking if you're up for it. Great GFE experience with BBBJ, cfs, greek all on the table. YMMV on upcharge. She will fuck you without even discussing price sometimes and you give whatever you like. Definitely the most girlfriend-like of the bunch.

Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, DATY, DFK, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro blonde with an awesome body. 38 - 40. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge. Very open minded other than Greek. Probably wears the best lingerie of the group and probably the most sexually uninhibited other than Natalia. The PSE to Natalia's GFE but they're both horny MILFS.

Suzie (Jenny) - young (early 20's?) and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. I don't think anybody new has reported BBBJ in over a year so it might be her long time regulars only anymore. I know I couldn't get anywhere and I'm very persuasive. Probably the hottest girl on the roster and probably the most popular because she's young and hot and has a persona that plays up the young angle. $150 - $200 upcharge.

Isabelle. Most likely the youngest girl on the roster. Those aren't her photos but she's probably the second hottest girl there after Suzie. Very young looking (maybe 18-20?) black girl, amazing little spinner body, with a perfect ass but A cups. Maybe small B. But HR only. No other extras available. She's sweet but very quiet and somewhat disengaged. Be careful she will encourage you to come back for a wider menu but will never happen.

Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.

Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Will keep you talking (or keep talking) to avoid anything other than her lightly rubbing your back. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.

Bella. Thick girl but very cute with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Very sweet and nice attitude. Mid to late 20's. The rare CLM girl who is younger than 30 but enjoys sex. She's a little on the chubby side IMO but some guys describe her as thick. She does have a nice ass, though. She might be the best compromise between service and youth. $100 - $150 upcharge.

Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID. She's a cute Latina around 23-26 years of age, with long sometimes curly hair. Muscular is not the best way to describe her. She's simply works out but has actually gotten on the thicker side as the time has passed on. She speaks Spanish better than English and is actually quite warm and comforting. YMMV but she allows you to Roam quite a bit before the upcharges.

Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.

Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.

If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.

Sorry for the dumb question but where is CLM?