Massage Parlor Reports

**Lknfrpssy** · 05-08-21 21:43

Originally Posted by TheQuiz [View Original Post]

That's going to change her pH balance and cause an infection. Wonder how long she been doing that, did you smell anything?

Didn't go down. I just enjoyed the long BBBJ.

**KeonLewis2** · 05-08-21 19:46

I asked this in the Massage Therapist Thread as well but:

Are there any providers that actually give a good massage and at least a BBBJ? Seems like a good massage is hard to find.

**CntrlAltDel** · 05-08-21 15:10

Originally Posted by TheQuiz [View Original Post]

So there's nothing in her advertisement that she honors? Not her age, not her ethnicity, not her service, not her body type? Thanks for the warning.

Uh oh, now you've done it. You have officially offended the Star lover's community fan club. I posted on my honest dissatisfaction of my experience on basically everything that was discussed and the trolls came out from under the bridge of ala wai canal with torches in hand.

**Enona1** · 05-08-21 12:11

Called for the hell of it. No answer even after three or four times. How can make appointment when nobody picks up the phone?

**The Quiz** · 05-08-21 08:10

Originally Posted by BuscandoPutas [View Original Post]

You know she's overworked (and other things going on) when she's using neosporin for lube.

That's going to change her pH balance and cause an infection. Wonder how long she been doing that, did you smell anything?

**BuscandoPutas** · 05-07-21 23:49

You know she's overworked (and other things going on) when she's using neosporin for lube.

**The Quiz** · 05-07-21 19:32

So there's nothing in her advertisement that she honors? Not her age, not her ethnicity, not her service, not her body type? Thanks for the warning.

Originally Posted by JustWannaFawk [View Original Post]

Alright, it's been awhile since I dropped a review here. Had Star from Blue Star.

Cons:

1. Obviously the pictures are not her on the original advertisement.

2. She is not half Japanese nor does she even speak Japanese.

3. She is chubby and sort of fat (if you guys like that), more on the mature side, 40's+. Definitely not 27 like in the AD.

4. She said that it is 2 x shots in 1 hour, lies. After she took the money, then she said backslided and said 1 shot and started rushing me after 30 minutes. Maybe that's the standard for "1 hour" but for me, when I'm told 1 hour 2 shots, that's what I want. Not backsliding after taking the money.

5. She also said we can kiss and I can do whatever I want. When the show began, it was no kissing, she kept putting her hand near her pussy so I couldn't slide all the way in, and refused to do more than 2 positions.

6. Had another customer previous to me but he didn't have cash so he left. I think he was there to just check it out. Then made an excuse saying she blew him away for me. LOL, what a lie.

Performance 5/10.

**Lknfrpssy** · 05-07-21 13:22

Miki looks like Chevy + 15 pounds. She asked if I'd seen her before so I asked, "Rejuve?" She said no, "at the park. " After the session I asked her what house she worked at. She said, "not house, park. " I wish I knew about that action.

Originally Posted by HiPickle [View Original Post]

https://honolulu.bedpage.com/Therape...n/9753739.html

It was suggested that the 2 providers currently here were former Rejuve girls. I didn't think it too likely, however, Lilly at angel was booked like a Rockstar, which was who I was hoping to visit. Fuk it, went to investigate. Maybe they get better with a new location 😏.

Nah. Location was OK. Seemed all the neighbors were out side watching the festivities though. Lots of parking in that cul de sac. Suprise, both girls were nothing like Rejuve hits from the past. They were nice looking though. Both thin and cute faces. Lydia has a nice set of tits, large on her small frame and gave me something to play with. Obviously, the shit part of the session was no kissing. Usual Chinese service. However, there were some interesting highlights. While in Mish she grabbed my ass and pulled me in with a vocal display that was pretty arousing, intense BBBJ, and she got on top for a high speed, vocal human jackhammer which actually got me to pop laying face up which hasn't happened since Layla in the Empire days, but in this case I was wearing a cover. Impressive. No rush after the pop, but the "Massage" was so meh, I figured it was time to go on my own. So, not a complete waste of $$because the final finish took place without a hitch and attitude was pleasant. I keep saying I'll not go back to the Chinese houses, but the little head keeps thinking maybe, I'll get a winnah, eventually. 🙄.

**HiPickle** · 05-07-21 10:50

https://honolulu.bedpage.com/Therape...n/9753739.html

It was suggested that the 2 providers currently here were former Rejuve girls. I didn't think it too likely, however, Lilly at angel was booked like a Rockstar, which was who I was hoping to visit. Fuk it, went to investigate. Maybe they get better with a new location 😏.

Nah. Location was OK. Seemed all the neighbors were out side watching the festivities though. Lots of parking in that cul de sac. Suprise, both girls were nothing like Rejuve hits from the past. They were nice looking though. Both thin and cute faces. Lydia has a nice set of tits, large on her small frame and gave me something to play with. Obviously, the shit part of the session was no kissing. Usual Chinese service. However, there were some interesting highlights. While in Mish she grabbed my ass and pulled me in with a vocal display that was pretty arousing, intense BBBJ, and she got on top for a high speed, vocal human jackhammer which actually got me to pop laying face up which hasn't happened since Layla in the Empire days, but in this case I was wearing a cover. Impressive. No rush after the pop, but the "Massage" was so meh, I figured it was time to go on my own. So, not a complete waste of $$because the final finish took place without a hitch and attitude was pleasant. I keep saying I'll not go back to the Chinese houses, but the little head keeps thinking maybe, I'll get a winnah, eventually. 🙄.

**TigBitLvr** · 05-07-21 09:15

Originally Posted by PostOfficeMan [View Original Post]

I hope someone can give us some distinctions between the two so we can identify who we are getting when we get there.

Miki is on the shorter side and looks like the pic in the ad but sans makeup. From what I saw at a glimpse, Lydia seems to be taller of the two. I went with Miki while my friend had Lydia whom he said was alright, tho to me did not look like the pix of her in the ad.

**JustWannaFawk** · 05-07-21 04:41

Alright, it's been awhile since I dropped a review here. Had Star from Blue Star.

Cons:

1. Obviously the pictures are not her on the original advertisement.

2. She is not half Japanese nor does she even speak Japanese.

3. She is chubby and sort of fat (if you guys like that), more on the mature side, 40's+. Definitely not 27 like in the AD.

4. She said that it is 2 x shots in 1 hour, lies. After she took the money, then she said backslided and said 1 shot and started rushing me after 30 minutes. Maybe that's the standard for "1 hour" but for me, when I'm told 1 hour 2 shots, that's what I want. Not backsliding after taking the money.

5. She also said we can kiss and I can do whatever I want. When the show began, it was no kissing, she kept putting her hand near her pussy so I couldn't slide all the way in, and refused to do more than 2 positions.

6. Had another customer previous to me but he didn't have cash so he left. I think he was there to just check it out. Then made an excuse saying she blew him away for me. LOL, what a lie.

Performance 5/10.

Pros:

1. Her blow job skills were pretty good, ain't the best, but I would say good.

Attitude 7/10, ain't the best, and ain't great, she seems very tired and sleepy, I hope she ain't doing drugs. But honestly her attitude was not too bad.

Now I know cons #1, #2, #3 are probably a norm but if I have offended any Star fans with the rest of my report, I'm sorry but that was my 2 cents and experience.

BTW what the hell is with those punks at the corner outside their shop?

https://honolulu.bedpage.com/Therape...u/8152652.html

**Monsta808** · 05-07-21 01:14

Wrote a Review on Lucy in Sunflower Thread. Check it out.

**Shy Boto** · 05-06-21 23:53

Originally Posted by JusAnoddaGuy [View Original Post]

Eh, what these mamasans THINKING, brah? I ask for the new BP ad girl Mary. Yes she available. Ok let's do it. Can come Salt Lake? For what? Same girl Mary? Yup, come Salt Lake. I go. On my way they send picture. Looks like girl but older, one big surprise LOL. I get there, masks on, girl looking 40's and 95-100 lbs D bolt ons. I thinking about walking, but I walked every time for FS for one year and a half. Shoots, l charge them. Shower 1 min. So she get naked: not too bad, shave nani, eraser nipples, l can make due. I decline massage. Lay her down and super soft bean massage for get her ready. Nani lubes up, opens, lips get fat and oooh she comes, l guess. She says she want to fuck that big boto, but tries CG says no way. Mish. I try. She wincing. No way. I try all kind position. No way, too big, please no way, oooo weee, that hurts. Her forehead sweating bullets. The whole time I talking really soft, going slow, really careful only getting tip in. I ask if can try K9, she laugh and say you kidding right? JR losing focus and going half mast. This because I no like hurt wahines and only gentleman. She ask for finish HJ. How about BBBJ. Ok. I mean what do you do at this point? Ask for kala? She does so-so BBBJ. I make myself pop, so can GTFO. Shower. Come back to room. She say I like see you again; you make me feel good and so relax, happy. I thinking, what, you RESIST so much. Tell me her name Wendy. B&S. Mamasan, you owe me.

Was she tight? Sound like she be a good fit for my 5. 5 " small botto.

**MushiBoy** · 05-06-21 18:02

Originally Posted by JusAnoddaGuy [View Original Post]

https://honolulu.bedpage.com/Bodyrub...y/9722003.html

I don't know if I go back brah. HATE the bait switch, and drive to nodda place.

The Newest Ad for 808-304-69 xx in Aiea or PC using the same pics. Guess it must be the same people running both ads.

**Lknfrpssy** · 05-06-21 16:08

Originally Posted by Redneck1 [View Original Post]

Yandex quickly reveals that the pics of "Lylia" and "Mandy" are of women already on various Asian photo model sites, including this one:

https://buondua.com/youmi-%E5%B0%A4-...pictures-18986

You're the master investigator.