Massage Parlor Reports

[ChicagoJoe1]

Are there any legit spas that you have tried and the massage is good and just sensual in general? Or have had any extras even at such places?

Thanks.

[JusAnoddaGuy]

What is the ad for this place?

Good review and even though they did the bait and switch thing, was Wendy at least okay looking? Are you planning on going back to try Mary?

https://honolulu.bedpage.com/Bodyrub...y/9722003.html

I don't know if I go back brah. HATE the bait switch, and drive to nodda place.

[River Raid]

https://adultsearch.com/hawaii/honol...scorts/2395737

Anyone try these two? Pics look hot.

I think it was in this thread where a fellow monger met up with someone with one of these ads. It was at the Ilikai hotel and the experience was subpar to say the least. If someone wants to dig and find that post that would be great.

[Lycnew]

So I've tried contacting a bunch of them from AS. The couple that have responded were located in the Ilikai hotel. They ask you some weird questions and I have no idea for the reason to do so. Once I was made to wait over an hour. I got pissed and left. Another time they tried to pull a B&S on me. Not sure if all, but a few of those ads / numbers are connected. Either they have multiple phones or are using google voice or something similar. Mind you most of the contact is going through a booker and not the actual girl. GL trying to make contact because most of my attempts went unanswered. A few even said they are located on the mainland. In short I haven't had any interaction with the specific ad you posted. GL!

Be careful out there hear they trying to do investigation now on the mongers. Can't even have fun these days without someone trying to screw shit up. They need work too. So heads up.

[Redneck 1]

https://adultsearch.com/hawaii/honol...scorts/2395737

Anyone try these two? Pics look hot.

Yandex quickly reveals that the pics of "Lylia" and "Mandy" are of women already on various Asian photo model sites, including this one:

https://buondua.com/youmi-%E5%B0%A4-...pictures-18986

[GofasBits]

https://adultsearch.com/hawaii/honol...scorts/2395737

Anyone try these two? Pics look hot.

So I've tried contacting a bunch of them from AS. The couple that have responded were located in the Ilikai hotel. They ask you some weird questions and I have no idea for the reason to do so. Once I was made to wait over an hour. I got pissed and left. Another time they tried to pull a B&S on me. Not sure if all, but a few of those ads / numbers are connected. Either they have multiple phones or are using google voice or something similar. Mind you most of the contact is going through a booker and not the actual girl. GL trying to make contact because most of my attempts went unanswered. A few even said they are located on the mainland. In short I haven't had any interaction with the specific ad you posted. GL!

[Lknfrpssy]

https://adultsearch.com/hawaii/honol...scorts/2395737

Anyone try these two? Pics look hot.

[MakaKiller]

Thank you for your report and description. Oh she's hapa or hapa looking, nice, no one else mentioned that, looking forward to my visit with Miki now.

No problem. Willing to share intel on a reciprocal basis. If you pay Miki a visit LMK / PM me with your review. Or post it, either way. I'm kind of curious to see what other gentleman think of her. Also if you are able obtain (and share) any intel on Lydia I'd appreciate that. Mahalo.

[BoyWithLuv]

Eh, what these mamasans THINKING, brah? I ask for the new BP ad girl Mary. Yes she available. Ok let's do it. Can come Salt Lake? For what? Same girl Mary? Yup, come Salt Lake. I go. On my way they send picture. Looks like girl but older, one big surprise LOL. I get there, masks on, girl looking 40's and 95-100 lbs D bolt ons. I thinking about walking, but I walked every time for FS for one year and a half. Shoots, l charge them. Shower 1 min. So she get naked: not too bad, shave nani, eraser nipples, l can make due. I decline massage. Lay her down and super soft bean massage for get her ready. Nani lubes up, opens, lips get fat and oooh she comes, l guess. She says she want to fuck that big boto, but tries CG says no way. Mish. I try. She wincing. No way. I try all kind position. No way, too big, please no way, oooo weee, that hurts. Her forehead sweating bullets. The whole time I talking really soft, going slow, really careful only getting tip in. I ask if can try K9, she laugh and say you kidding right? JR losing focus and going half mast. This because I no like hurt wahines and only gentleman. She ask for finish HJ. How about BBBJ. Ok. I mean what do you do at this point? Ask for kala? She does so-so BBBJ. I make myself pop, so can GTFO. Shower. Come back to room. She say I like see you again; you make me feel good and so relax, happy. I thinking, what, you RESIST so much. Tell me her name Wendy. B&S. Mamasan, you owe me.

What is the ad for this place?

Good review and even though they did the bait and switch thing, was Wendy at least okay looking? Are you planning on going back to try Mary?

[JusAnoddaGuy]

Eh, what these mamasans THINKING, brah? I ask for the new BP ad girl Mary. Yes she available. Ok let's do it. Can come Salt Lake? For what? Same girl Mary? Yup, come Salt Lake. I go. On my way they send picture. Looks like girl but older, one big surprise LOL. I get there, masks on, girl looking 40's and 95-100 lbs D bolt ons. I thinking about walking, but I walked every time for FS for one year and a half. Shoots, l charge them. Shower 1 min. So she get naked: not too bad, shave nani, eraser nipples, l can make due. I decline massage. Lay her down and super soft bean massage for get her ready. Nani lubes up, opens, lips get fat and oooh she comes, l guess. She says she want to fuck that big boto, but tries CG says no way. Mish. I try. She wincing. No way. I try all kind position. No way, too big, please no way, oooo weee, that hurts. Her forehead sweating bullets. The whole time I talking really soft, going slow, really careful only getting tip in. I ask if can try K9, she laugh and say you kidding right? JR losing focus and going half mast. This because I no like hurt wahines and only gentleman. She ask for finish HJ. How about BBBJ. Ok. I mean what do you do at this point? Ask for kala? She does so-so BBBJ. I make myself pop, so can GTFO. Shower. Come back to room. She say I like see you again; you make me feel good and so relax, happy. I thinking, what, you RESIST so much. Tell me her name Wendy. B&S. Mamasan, you owe me.

[PostOfficeMan]

POM & Travel. Had session with Miki. Short 5' Chinese but def hapa lady medium frame neither spinner nor fatty w / straight shoulder length dark brown hair and pierced ears. Pretty face (mild acne scarring?) & smile with milky white skin. No tattoos or obvious scars seen. Her English is not the best but better than a lot of other Chinese connection providers that I have come across. Breasts are augmented pear shaped large c to d? Cups with large areolas. Nice smallish butt, not flat but not bubble butt either. I had a great time with her and will definitely pay her a return visit before she leaves in 2 weeks. Missed my chance to see what Lydia looks like as some lucky guy started his therapy session with her as I was leaving. Hope this helps.

Thank you for your report and description. Oh she's hapa or hapa looking, nice, no one else mentioned that, looking forward to my visit with Miki now.

[Lknfrpssy]

When I go dive and poke squid sometimes you can see their eye looking back at you from inside their hole. Then when you get the squid out of its hole and want to immobilize it you bite their eyes off and turn their head inside out by sticking your finger into the siphon. Once the head is inside out you rip it's guts off. When you do it this way as I was taught as a kid you just got to make sure the squid no bite your face.

Poke my first one at 16. Thought was the rocks but saw the suction cup. Brought it to shore and my friend said that it feels like pussy.

[HornyBoy13]

Where all the local girls at?

[MakaKiller]

POM & Travel. Had session with Miki. Short 5' Chinese but def hapa lady medium frame neither spinner nor fatty w / straight shoulder length dark brown hair and pierced ears. Pretty face (mild acne scarring?) & smile with milky white skin. No tattoos or obvious scars seen. Her English is not the best but better than a lot of other Chinese connection providers that I have come across. Breasts are augmented pear shaped large c to d? Cups with large areolas. Nice smallish butt, not flat but not bubble butt either. I had a great time with her and will definitely pay her a return visit before she leaves in 2 weeks. Missed my chance to see what Lydia looks like as some lucky guy started his therapy session with her as I was leaving. Hope this helps.

[MakaKiller]

Some guys actually like Jay better. I've never seen her just based on description. BTW do you kill maka or live in Makakilo?.

When I go dive and poke squid sometimes you can see their eye looking back at you from inside their hole. Then when you get the squid out of its hole and want to immobilize it you bite their eyes off and turn their head inside out by sticking your finger into the siphon. Once the head is inside out you rip it's guts off. When you do it this way as I was taught as a kid you just got to make sure the squid no bite your face.