Massage Parlor Reports

[Flash1888]

Long day at work, decided needed shower and massage. Lots of fun activities during table shower and managed to get to pops during hour visit. My regular lady sure does take very good care of me.

BBBJ com was awesome.

[Amp Guide]

Went to Vela the other day. Nice lady but on the cell phone too much. Massage with one had. She was super nice. Left happy. But the amount of interruption were concerning. She was accommodating for touching. Just felt if I am paying for the hour. I kind of deserve the attention, not someone on the mainland China.

Its still always hit or miss Yes things seem looser then normal. But the candle burns brightest before it gets put out. As such. Very little risk to us mongers and enthusiasts. Just enjoy the ride.

More soon New places opening up all the time.

[ChiBoy1965]

Went and got massage. Place was horrible don't go.

So I can keep her all to myself.

Ummmm. Where??

[Rastala]

Rose or the other one north

Went there yesterday afternoon and Two girls working there. Both are attractive one older probably late 30's and one younger. Left happy not sure if There is a full menu.

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[UncleChu]

Is it just me or does it seem like these places are really gambling by not keeping customers satisfied? Not just because of the generally poor business practice of dissatisfied customers, and also not because of what happened to those AMPs in Georgia. But they *are* the ones taking the biggest legal risks in the exchange. And the ones that barely speak English (and are hopefully not being trafficked), are quite possibly not even citizens yet. What's to keep an unhappy customer from saying "do you even want to stay in this country? Or even "no-one can prove I accepted an illegal act but I can sure go to the police and let them know I was offered one, so convince me not to go ahead and get this place shut down. If I'm not going to return anyways, why do I care if the place continues to exist?" At some point, these places need to realize pissing guys off is putting them at risk.

My guess is the ownership has a "never ending" supply of massage therapists. They also run multiple locations in multiple cities. One gets shut down, another opens up. Most of these are not mom and pop businesses. The folks that run them are just employees. Easily scapegoated should LE become involved. Then call the homies back on the mainland to send over some new employees. Rinse and repeat. Most of them may be there by their own choice and understand the risks. I imagine USA jail is way better than many jobs (or jail) in their home country.

Basically, there in near zero risk to the actual ownership, much like a crime syndicate. Only totally legitimate, except for the tipped extras which are totally not management approved.

The therapists know the more people who move through the door, the more money. Fucking for 15 minutes is way easier than giving a 45 minute massage then fucking and still getting paid the same. I'm sure it is worth the additional (probably small) risk.

P.S. I saw an ad on RR for a new place on Powell offering 69 and other things with the address posted. Things sure are getting loosey goosey.

[Phantxtc]

Stopped in as I saw someone inquiring about the place the other day. Driving by and thought. Why not?

Called in arrival time to be in about ten minutes, no problem getting in. Received by 50 ish woman who did not allow me to see the rest of the team. Regular set up inside, she came in eventually.

Massage started out weak and got weaker. Asked for more pressure, it lasted for about 15 seconds then back to the feather touch. Totally disconnected massage, repetitive and completely uninspired. Give it a D+. In and out of the room multiple times for unknown reasons. On the flip, mechanical, rushed, disinterested performance. Now it gets a bit unique.

Within 30 seconds of that, pulls me up on the table and says that's it. Looked at the clock and surprisingly only 69 minutes of the paid for 90 were gone. I mentioned that to her. Next move, she is grabbing my socks and telling me to put them on, times up.

I understand allowing a few minutes to get dressed, so five minutes maybe a couple more is no big deal. Experience 20 minutes short and a negative experience, I won't be back. Plenty of other places with proven performers and a level of interest that makes the trip worth while.

Is it just me or does it seem like these places are really gambling by not keeping customers satisfied? Not just because of the generally poor business practice of dissatisfied customers, and also not because of what happened to those AMPs in Georgia. But they *are* the ones taking the biggest legal risks in the exchange. And the ones that barely speak English (and are hopefully not being trafficked), are quite possibly not even citizens yet. What's to keep an unhappy customer from saying "do you even want to stay in this country?” Or even "no-one can prove I accepted an illegal act but I can sure go to the police and let them know I was offered one, so convince me not to go ahead and get this place shut down. If I'm not going to return anyways, why do I care if the place continues to exist?" At some point, these places need to realize pissing guys off is putting them at risk.

[Next One Pdx]

Stopped in as I saw someone inquiring about the place the other day. Driving by and thought. Why not?

Called in arrival time to be in about ten minutes, no problem getting in. Received by 50 ish woman who did not allow me to see the rest of the team. Regular set up inside, she came in eventually.

Massage started out weak and got weaker. Asked for more pressure, it lasted for about 15 seconds then back to the feather touch. Totally disconnected massage, repetitive and completely uninspired. Give it a D+. In and out of the room multiple times for unknown reasons. On the flip, mechanical, rushed, disinterested performance. Now it gets a bit unique.

Within 30 seconds of that, pulls me up on the table and says that's it. Looked at the clock and surprisingly only 69 minutes of the paid for 90 were gone. I mentioned that to her. Next move, she is grabbing my socks and telling me to put them on, times up.

I understand allowing a few minutes to get dressed, so five minutes maybe a couple more is no big deal. Experience 20 minutes short and a negative experience, I won't be back. Plenty of other places with proven performers and a level of interest that makes the trip worth while.

[UncleChu]

Has anyone been through this spot yet?

Due to the location, I assume it is totally legit. But, driving by it looks like maybe not.

DM me if you have been there.

[UncleChu]

Any goo table shower places to try? Not sure if it's worth it.

The newer place near Wendy's on Barbur might be up your alley.

While my overall experience was not five star, the table shower portion was great. Massage was A-ok, and hand finish. Got shorted on time though.

[Hkd01]

Any goo table shower places to try? Not sure if it's worth it.

[MeeLikeeAsians]

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I don't want to break your bubble here but you don't have "haters" you had one guy who mentioned you. I know you're trying to manufacture "haters" because you want to seem relevant but the majority of guys are simply ignoring you.

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[MeeLikeeAsians]

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[MeeLikeeAsians]

To be fair, we learned it from you. Post is 7452.

Like 23 local masseuses who've given FS finishes.

[GaryH]

Greetings gents,

I am long time lurker & hobbyist, finally getting enough courage up to make a public post here LOL I have been in contact with a few of you via PVT MESSAGES over the years though I do want to say thanks to all of you for this board and helping all of us have better "luck" and fun with this hobby As the title of my post says, I used to go to Sunflower Massage up in the Couve, around 123rd & 4th Plain BLVD area, and see Yo-Yo she was something special to me, but last time I saw her there, was in early Jan of this year 2021, then in mid to late Jan she disappeared, does anyone know where she went off to? I would follow her if I knew where she was at now Thanks again, have a great day everyone.

[Hkd01]

Went there yesterday afternoon and Two girls working there. Both are attractive one older probably late 30's and one younger. Left happy not sure if There is a full menu.

How was quality of the massage and the time?