Massage Parlor Reports

**JaySteeze** · 05-06-21 07:51

Went and got massage. Place was horrible don't go.

So I can keep her all to myself.

**ORTailBlazer** · 05-05-21 22:31

Originally Posted by Trux1 [View Original Post]

To be fair, we learned it from you. Post is 7452.

I put him on my ignore list. I got a warning for telling the truth about trolls like that guy.

There are plenty of posts and comments about how AMPs have been lately. Cut short on time, bad massages to no massage. Guess some are ok with that. I am simply not.
Hopefully this place is not getting drama filled like the other site. Admins allowing trolls yet facts get warnings?
Glad a good individual reposted my post because the truth seems to hurt some lol.

**Trux1** · 05-05-21 20:37

Originally Posted by MeeLikeeAsians [View Original Post]

Dudes trying to shame others because of the amount they tip. Dudes telling others they "ruining the hobby".

Saturday Nigh Live should do a skit on this buffoonery.

To be fair, we learned it from you. Post is 7452.

Originally Posted by MeeLikeeAsians [View Original Post]

Normally that's all-in for 1. 0. Not paying a 60% premium for a handy.

**TCHairy** · 05-05-21 18:43

I dropped in today while running errands. I drew Lucy (I think that was her name). She did an amazing deep massage on my back and legs, then started a little tease. A light tickling touch that got things going. On the flip she started working me from nipples on down. Just hands, but amazing hands. She has really large boobs which were accessible as well. Finished the usual way then a little more massage and I was on my way. A nice little early afternoon diversion. I would go back.

**RubWanted007** · 05-05-21 18:16

Originally Posted by MisterJimmy [View Original Post]

Visiting Portland for a week or two, with more trips in the future. Looking for a good therapeutic type massage and HJ HE. Here's my "wants" in order of importance. PM is fine.

1. Decent therapeutic massage with oil.

2. Good, spaced out teasing, preferably with some reaching under action, without rushing to the flip.

3. Honors time with minimal or no interruptions.

4. Good HE. Not rushed or too vigorous. Bonus points for an encouraging vocals. "Give it to me baby" NOT "hurry up!

5. Younger and good looking. NO granny's or chubs please. Don't want to sound mean but these things are just a big turn off for me. Got this at home.

Bonus points.

1. Rimming.

2. Touching and kissing bare breast.

3. BBBJ availability.

I used to go to this one Valley Blvd on the Inland Empire, rimming was standard service. Good stuff!

**RubWanted007** · 05-05-21 18:11

Originally Posted by Hkd01 [View Original Post]

I had Lily today. She did the same thing to me (putting on the cover without any stimulation). It was my first time with FS, and I vaguely remember someone mentioned the experience Anyway, I went with it but did not like it. Bad idea. Definitely do not recommend Lily.

I could have saved you some bucks and especially our valued time, my friend!

**MeeLikeeAsians** · 05-05-21 11:50

Dudes trying to shame others because of the amount they tip. Dudes telling others they "ruining the hobby".

Saturday Nigh Live should do a skit on this buffoonery.

**JjHoliday** · 05-04-21 20:36

Just spotted a new place on 82nd next to Fu Bonn. Haven't stopped, but will. Has anyone?

**Folkster** · 05-04-21 13:49

Hey everyone,

New to town but not new to the hobby. I'm not super picky and not looking for extras in my AMP choice, but I do love a solid tease and finish. I'd love to know your suggestions in Portland. Also if you have any suggestions for independents I'd love to hear them. Feel free to respond here or PM me.

Thanks.

**NoFearToTry** · 05-04-21 13:37

Originally Posted by Trux1 [View Original Post]

4 for the hand, never more. If the place turns out to be legit, they get. 2 if the massage is great and I get the full time.

The same here as well and I have tipped 50 if the HJ and massage is good and attitude is nice too. So many times when the massage is great it seems the hour gets trimmed down to 50 minutes which in some cases I don't mind. But as been discussed when it begins to feel like your just being processed for the tip paying for the hour and get 30 minutes and the "oh we busy now " I tend to not ever go back. Some of this activity and getting by with it is what has brought on the mindset of these girls thinking this is ok.

As was mentioned in a previous post here when your getting hit up for the tip before any extras happen your opening up your wallet for major disappointment when the girl is trying to collect before hand, be smart be cautious guys.

**Iliktna2** · 05-04-21 01:41

Originally Posted by IDesign [View Original Post]

If your looking for a good massage with no pressure HJ this is your place. Never heard anybody get beyond an HJ. There has always been two working, however there usually older (late 40's-50's). Hope this helps!!

Very much appreciate the response. Andresen auto corrected, but you figured it out.

**Trux1** · 05-04-21 01:13

Originally Posted by MisterJimmy [View Original Post]

+1000. The AMP experience used to be amazing, it used to mean something. Now, it's a fight to get what most of come for. No pun intended. That is, a great 45-50 minute massage followed by a 10-15 minute HE. The massage is the thing man. The HE is just a bonus. It's not the money, it's the principle. OK, OK, it's the money. $120-$150 just to get jerked off is not good value and really, just not worth it.

4 for the hand, never more. If the place turns out to be legit, they get. 2 if the massage is great and I get the full time.

**MisterJimmy** · 05-03-21 20:27

Originally Posted by Alas5877 [View Original Post]

Well said friend! I couldn't agree more. The experience has meaning and value that you are paying for. Thanks for sharing.

+1000. The AMP experience used to be amazing, it used to mean something. Now, it's a fight to get what most of come for. No pun intended. That is, a great 45-50 minute massage followed by a 10-15 minute HE. The massage is the thing man. The HE is just a bonus. It's not the money, it's the principle. OK, OK, it's the money. $120-$150 just to get jerked off is not good value and really, just not worth it.

**Sugar Daddy PDX** · 05-03-21 19:33

Originally Posted by ORTailBlazer [View Original Post]

Good so it is hobbyists like yourself who have ruined a good attitude. You and the other guy who thinks "oh if I get off it does not matter" well thanks to people like you providers and AMPs think "all they want is a quick get off and go."

Thanks for participating in ruining the hobby. Grrrreat stuff.

You see if I pay for an hr. Guess what? That is a fucking hour. I tip for extras so now I am shoveling out 2 for maybe 15-20 minutes? It is now no wonder why so many providers and AMPs upped their rates and lowered their ability to care. You got little heads thinking more often than not.

I agree with the one guy. Who quoted you. You are allowing them to rip you off just because when you get off you are done. Go into hybernation until little head thinks again.

Well good to know some people are perfectly fine ruining the whole aspect of what this hobby is. I want to relax in all respects. Not get a quick nut and run to the next squirrel to get my nut off again.

To each their own but good to know people are ok with fucking everybody else because it is clearly seen that the hobby is going downhill like a large snowball.

Well said friend! I couldn't agree more. The experience has meaning and value that you are paying for. Thanks for sharing.

**IDesign** · 05-03-21 18:51

Originally Posted by Iliktna2 [View Original Post]

Anyone try this place on Andersen in Vancouver?

Thank you.

If your looking for a good massage with no pressure HJ this is your place. Never heard anybody get beyond an HJ. There has always been two working, however there usually older (late 40's-50's). Hope this helps!!