Massage Parlor Reports

[Grimmy23]

The state keeps saying it wants to have a mandatory license, rather than voluntary certification, but given the current narrative, such a program might be viewed as racially discriminatory.

A license would probably keep out a lot of foreign born masseuses.

Also, the handjob portion of any exam would be hard to pass LOL.

I am not sure what place you own, but when I walk by the massage envy or other places, the female workers are generally ok looking.

It does appear that in many cities it is illegal to have a massage business (like those municipal codes are ever enforced) without a cert.

I maintain my statement. Trolling on massage anywhere for a girl who does HE is as productive as trolling on private delights looking for a girl who is not a fat pig with a smelly pussy.

And it may get voted into law literally any day now. It would establish an official state license. We (the industry) are trying to head it off, not because we're anti-regulation, but because we're all hurting for therapists right now and this would create another barrier to entry. Enrollment at the massage schools is down to close to nothing right now, and no massage students means no new MTs to hire. The industry does want licensing and it will happen at some point. Hopefully just not right now. I'm directly involved with a group that's trying to lobby against the bill.

The fact of the matter is that 48 of the 50 states have a state license requirement, and the only other state that doesn't has more cows than people. When it happens in California it will change the landscape of this hobby. Exactly how is anybody's guess, but it will change.

I obviously wont say what place I own as that would be TMI, but we all hire based in skills, not looks. If our customers dont get a great massage they wont come back. I have some ok looking ones, but most of them arent ones youd give a second look to in public. I have a couple males as well. My front desk girls are all young and hot though - all in the 19-24 range. I need a cold shower when I get home sometimes. LOL.

Also, bear in mind that some of the girls you see at Massage Envy may be estheticians, not massage therapists. My estheticians are all pretty cute.

[Joe Pike]

Do they FS?

Are they into each other?

[Sky Ryder]

I maintain my statement. Trolling on massage anywhere for a girl who does HE is as productive as trolling on private delights looking for a girl who is not a fat pig with a smelly pussy.

I really must be missing something. First, I don't see using a web site such as MA to obtain a massage as "trolling", but I am willing to admit that maybe my definition and yours is different. Second, and at least IMHO most important is that I went out the way to say that if you are in search of "higher service levels" using a site such as MA is the WRONG place to be looking.

Using that criteria, I would 100% agree with your statement, I only wanted to point out I never intended otherwise.

Now, as far as the other part of your post, while I have no desire to investigate the "smelly pussy" part of your premise, I will say that the sheer number of PAWG's (not in a good way) that are asking for large sums of money for their services on many escort sites is appalling to say the least. I don't expect Victoria Secret models, but WOW. Just WOW, it is beyond belief. I am sure this topic could fill many pages of this site in almost any city.

[IFunnyTaker]

I don't see either of the reviews you mentioned
Edit: nvd i made an account and found it

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/123574

So this ad has angered me for some time. It is some Russian gang running gals out of apartments on the west side. The pics are not real, but what is so vexing is that the girls can sometimes be decent. The last one I had was rushed, so I have death penaltied them.

But what got me really bent is the text of the add all about how clean the apartment is. Well on rub ratings the idiot mod will censor my reviews, so I left this one:

"the ad is right. Her apartment was clean, comfortable, and safe. I usually go to places that are not very clean, are uncomfortable, and in dangerous areas. I also wear a mask outside. There were clean towels and many sanitizers. I was very happy that this was not in a dangerous area and that her place was comfortable. ".

And the review got in.

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[LngTimeMongr]

Tina does have a new girl working with her. She goes by Nikki. She is 40 and she is very cute. Her services are not at the level of Tina's (no rim) but her pussy tastes like she is 20. Nice face and body. A nice round ass.

Do they FS?

[BigCountry818]

Tina in Encino, if she's accepting new clients? She'll treat you right if you tip her well. She'll go deep and finish with an excellent massage. She's super busy so you'll need to book a couple days in advance, but she's worth the drive.

Tina does have a new girl working with her. She goes by Nikki. She is 40 and she is very cute. Her services are not at the level of Tina's (no rim) but her pussy tastes like she is 20. Nice face and body. A nice round ass.

[PriscillaM]

It's not difficult to figure out (speaking as an insider to the legit spa industry here).

- If the provider lists a "CAMTC #" or "Certificate #" in their profile, I 99.999% assure you that they are legit with no extra services provided. That is basically their license number (technically California doesn't have a massage license, but that's a very long story for another post). You can take that number and look up the person's full name and city of practice. I don't think too many people providing happy endings would be posting their cert info. That would be far too risky.

- Wherever you are in So Cal, you can take an Uber to any one of the chain massage places and get a perfectly good massage for about $70. Outcall is obviously going to be a little more as the provider has to travel, lug her own table, and so on. But if you're paying any more than about $100 for a legit outcall massage you're overpaying. Providers with scantily clad photos, and stating outcall rates of $150, and don't post their CAMTC# are either providing extras, or they're just trying to use their good looks to entice you into overpaying without any intention of providing extras.

- Not too many legit massage therapists will post scantily clad photos of themselves. The good ones want to separate their legit massage business from anything extra. They know all it takes is getting caught once and they lose their license. Most of them spent a good deal of money to go to massage school and get their certificates so they could make a living in that field. Few will put that at risk.

- The vast majority of actual licensed massage therapists aren't ones that you'd want to get extras from. I have 25 on my staff and there's not a single one that you'd want to see naked. Over the years I've been open I've had maybe 2 or 3 that I'd consider attractive.

Now, are there legit, licensed massage therapists providing extras on places like Massage Anywhere? I would say both of those combined is pretty rare, but not impossible. There's always going to be someone willing to bend the rules, no matter what you do. Given that California doesn't have a state license, yet (but it is likely coming very soon), it's a little easier to get away with it here than it is in some other states. But for the most part the legit massage industry is a very different mindset, and the vast majority of people who have really been to massage school and do it for a living wouldn't even remotely consider crossing the line.

The state keeps saying it wants to have a mandatory license, rather than voluntary certification, but given the current narrative, such a program might be viewed as racially discriminatory.

A license would probably keep out a lot of foreign born masseuses.

Also, the handjob portion of any exam would be hard to pass LOL.

I am not sure what place you own, but when I walk by the massage envy or other places, the female workers are generally ok looking.

It does appear that in many cities it is illegal to have a massage business (like those municipal codes are ever enforced) without a cert.

I maintain my statement. Trolling on massage anywhere for a girl who does HE is as productive as trolling on private delights looking for a girl who is not a fat pig with a smelly pussy.

[PriscillaM]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/123574

So this ad has angered me for some time. It is some Russian gang running gals out of apartments on the west side. The pics are not real, but what is so vexing is that the girls can sometimes be decent. The last one I had was rushed, so I have death penaltied them.

But what got me really bent is the text of the add all about how clean the apartment is. Well on rub ratings the idiot mod will censor my reviews, so I left this one:

"the ad is right. Her apartment was clean, comfortable, and safe. I usually go to places that are not very clean, are uncomfortable, and in dangerous areas. I also wear a mask outside. There were clean towels and many sanitizers. I was very happy that this was not in a dangerous area and that her place was comfortable. ".

And the review got in.

[BSinTo]

Anyone know any places that do a good rim? Never had that done with a "massage. " Any suggestions?

Tina in Encino, if she's accepting new clients? She'll treat you right if you tip her well. She'll go deep and finish with an excellent massage. She's super busy so you'll need to book a couple days in advance, but she's worth the drive.

[PriscillaM]

I haven't been focusing on her ass game lately. I will make a motion for rimming next time. I have never been rimmed at a massage parlor before. Not sure how it will feel.

I am not that experienced in ass game myself. For some reason I can't keep it hard like a rock for a minute or more to allow her ass to relax and loosen and insert my Johnson. But I think Mary / Jenny enjoys getting it from the rear door because she initially would walk the extra mile to help me bb Greek her. She would give me instructions like first put it in here (pointing to her P) and get it hard and then go down there in the ass (of course her English is broken but better than all the k-girls and she gets the point across). I will pop a 60 mg blue pill next weekend and try to inject seeds in her rear hole.

I have read in some forum that she is weird because (1) she likes taking it in the ass more than her P and (2) she might charge you extra if you want to use a cover. I believe that. God bless her.

So on another thread, mongers are reminiscing about park Asian. This was maybe the first "AAMP" Asian Apartment Massage Parlor, aka brothel. They had real photos, and I recall there being a girl there from fucken Norfolk Virginia was was on vacation, and fucking for dollars. There was another girl, I think Jordan, who was hotter than anything out there, who had guys fucking her in the kitchen.

And then there is this here thread. Waxing almost paradise lost about the relative ecstasy of fucking mary in the cooter versus her shitter.

I know I probably will get heat for this. Not the first time. But Mary is a not pretty Asian woman. I am being nice because of lent (is it still lent) but I would not call her ugly, because she is in relatively good shape and has a face that although you would want to put a bag over, would not require you to tie the bag up.

If I had my way, all Korean aamps would smell like the old park Asian and no one would discuss Mary at Chen's.

[LngTimeMongr]

Anyone know any places that do a good rim? Never had that done with a "massage. " Any suggestions?

[Estrange]

I've be seeing her for years, back when she was Jenny above the 7/11 on Santa Monica. I've put it in her bum many times, it's always fun. But the best thing about Jenny (Mary if you must) is the Rimming. If you just keep lifting your ass higher, she licks it good. It doesn't go on forever, but the last time she said "you like that" and doubled her efforts. Its the only place I know to get that (though I know there have other post about the subject) . And I would def put her age in the 60's.

I haven't been focusing on her ass game lately. I will make a motion for rimming next time. I have never been rimmed at a massage parlor before. Not sure how it will feel.

I am not that experienced in ass game myself. For some reason I can't keep it hard like a rock for a minute or more to allow her ass to relax and loosen and insert my Johnson. But I think Mary / Jenny enjoys getting it from the rear door because she initially would walk the extra mile to help me bb Greek her. She would give me instructions like first put it in here (pointing to her P) and get it hard and then go down there in the ass (of course her English is broken but better than all the k-girls and she gets the point across). I will pop a 60 mg blue pill next weekend and try to inject seeds in her rear hole.

I have read in some forum that she is weird because (1) she likes taking it in the ass more than her P and (2) she might charge you extra if you want to use a cover. I believe that. God bless her.

[Sky Ryder]

It's not difficult to figure out (speaking as an insider to the legit spa industry here).

- Not too many legit massage therapists will post scantily clad photos of themselves. The good ones want to separate their legit massage business from anything extra. They know all it takes is getting caught once and they lose their license. Most of them spent a good deal of money to go to massage school and get their certificates so they could make a living in that field. Few will put that at risk.

Now, are there legit, licensed massage therapists providing extras on places like Massage Anywhere? I would say both of those combined is pretty rare, but not impossible. There's always going to be someone willing to bend the rules, no matter what you do. Given that California doesn't have a state license, yet (but it is likely coming very soon), it's a little easier to get away with it here than it is in some other states. But for the most part the legit massage industry is a very different mindset, and the vast majority of people who have really been to massage school and do it for a living wouldn't even remotely consider crossing the line.

For certain, I don't have either the local knowledge, nor the insider information that you are privy. Even absent all of that, I would agree with you on all counts, which I hope was highly evident in my posts. My whole intention was to offer my personal take on sites like MA. Since I travel quite a bit, it is a source I have used with some success to obtain a legit service, with an occasional added benefit. That is all, that is the end of what I was offering. Since I have lived in Asia for 15 years, I'll admit I tend to gravitate to Asian providers, but sometimes I just want a western lady to massage me, and there is a difference, at least in my experience. I do tend to prefer the ladies that work alone or have a single partner, but that's just me. I am appreciative of your post and thanks for your insights.

[LordByron222]

I've be seeing her for years, back when she was Jenny above the 7/11 on Santa Monica. I've put it in her bum many times, it's always fun. But the best thing about Jenny (Mary if you must) is the Rimming. If you just keep lifting your ass higher, she licks it good. It doesn't go on forever, but the last time she said "you like that" and doubled her efforts. Its the only place I know to get that (though I know there have other post about the subject) . And I would def put her age in the 60's.

If you want to make fun of me, do so. I don't care.

I visited Mary at Chen's on Santa Monica Blvd for probably the 100th time last week. She gets the job done at a low rate (Less than half of a Korean agency bb girl). Plus some Korean girls are charging 100 tax on BBFS. WTH. Mary took away my BBFS virginity last year (my first time bare fucking was with her). I have been visiting her more than once per month.

She may be 62. But I like her pussy. It's moist and tight. I don't know how that's possible after half of LA population have ejaculated in her. But I really like her pussy. I didn't jerk off for at least 24 hours before visiting her. I popped a blue pill, waited an hour, and then went to her for good old vaginal sex in missionary. I fucked her non-stop for more than 10 minutes and then cummed deep inside her. Cum was dripping out of her pussy. What a wonderful sight. I kissed her and then left.

She offers up her ass too at no extra charge. I haven't used her ass yet. If you are new to this, trust me you will never get a better deal than her. Everything is on the menu without any tax. Disclaimer: if you can't get hard with an ugly woman, don't bother. I am happy as long as the pussy is good. And she got exactly that.

[Grimmy23]

I think that you just validated what I said in my original post. If you use it with the expectation / goal of high level of certainty of "extras" you are going to be disappointed on a regular basis. I would never see a lady from MA (absent prior experience) when what I really wanted was some level of release. There are many options for that, however there are other times when I am more than wiling to accept a well done veggie massage as advertised. When the lady advertises she is strictly legit, and you still use her service and are then disappointed, seems to me that disappointment is on you. What more can she do? I get that you aren't interested in the site, but that doesn't mean it is without value, just that it is without value to you. I would say that my experience is is similar to yours, in that on those rare occasions when I visited a lady that put "draping required" or "professional services" only or something more descriptive, I left with my sexual desires intact. That was the expected outcome. Having said that, it can be fun to find a situation that meets both desire and performance on some rare occasions. I'd much rather a lady say "no additional services provided" than insinuate there are other options available and then not follow thru.

That is just my opinion any way.

It's not difficult to figure out (speaking as an insider to the legit spa industry here).

- If the provider lists a "CAMTC #" or "Certificate #" in their profile, I 99.999% assure you that they are legit with no extra services provided. That is basically their license number (technically California doesn't have a massage license, but that's a very long story for another post). You can take that number and look up the person's full name and city of practice. I don't think too many people providing happy endings would be posting their cert info. That would be far too risky.

- Wherever you are in So Cal, you can take an Uber to any one of the chain massage places and get a perfectly good massage for about $70. Outcall is obviously going to be a little more as the provider has to travel, lug her own table, and so on. But if you're paying any more than about $100 for a legit outcall massage you're overpaying. Providers with scantily clad photos, and stating outcall rates of $150, and don't post their CAMTC# are either providing extras, or they're just trying to use their good looks to entice you into overpaying without any intention of providing extras.

- Not too many legit massage therapists will post scantily clad photos of themselves. The good ones want to separate their legit massage business from anything extra. They know all it takes is getting caught once and they lose their license. Most of them spent a good deal of money to go to massage school and get their certificates so they could make a living in that field. Few will put that at risk.

- The vast majority of actual licensed massage therapists aren't ones that you'd want to get extras from. I have 25 on my staff and there's not a single one that you'd want to see naked. Over the years I've been open I've had maybe 2 or 3 that I'd consider attractive.

Now, are there legit, licensed massage therapists providing extras on places like Massage Anywhere? I would say both of those combined is pretty rare, but not impossible. There's always going to be someone willing to bend the rules, no matter what you do. Given that California doesn't have a state license, yet (but it is likely coming very soon), it's a little easier to get away with it here than it is in some other states. But for the most part the legit massage industry is a very different mindset, and the vast majority of people who have really been to massage school and do it for a living wouldn't even remotely consider crossing the line.