Massage Parlor Reports

[BSinTo]

Anyone know any places that do a good rim? Never had that done with a "massage. " Any suggestions?

Tina in Encino, if she's accepting new clients? She'll treat you right if you tip her well. She'll go deep and finish with an excellent massage. She's super busy so you'll need to book a couple days in advance, but she's worth the drive.

[PriscillaM]

I haven't been focusing on her ass game lately. I will make a motion for rimming next time. I have never been rimmed at a massage parlor before. Not sure how it will feel.

I am not that experienced in ass game myself. For some reason I can't keep it hard like a rock for a minute or more to allow her ass to relax and loosen and insert my Johnson. But I think Mary / Jenny enjoys getting it from the rear door because she initially would walk the extra mile to help me bb Greek her. She would give me instructions like first put it in here (pointing to her P) and get it hard and then go down there in the ass (of course her English is broken but better than all the k-girls and she gets the point across). I will pop a 60 mg blue pill next weekend and try to inject seeds in her rear hole.

I have read in some forum that she is weird because (1) she likes taking it in the ass more than her P and (2) she might charge you extra if you want to use a cover. I believe that. God bless her.

So on another thread, mongers are reminiscing about park Asian. This was maybe the first "AAMP" Asian Apartment Massage Parlor, aka brothel. They had real photos, and I recall there being a girl there from fucken Norfolk Virginia was was on vacation, and fucking for dollars. There was another girl, I think Jordan, who was hotter than anything out there, who had guys fucking her in the kitchen.

And then there is this here thread. Waxing almost paradise lost about the relative ecstasy of fucking mary in the cooter versus her shitter.

I know I probably will get heat for this. Not the first time. But Mary is a not pretty Asian woman. I am being nice because of lent (is it still lent) but I would not call her ugly, because she is in relatively good shape and has a face that although you would want to put a bag over, would not require you to tie the bag up.

If I had my way, all Korean aamps would smell like the old park Asian and no one would discuss Mary at Chen's.

[LngTimeMongr]

Anyone know any places that do a good rim? Never had that done with a "massage. " Any suggestions?

[Estrange]

I've be seeing her for years, back when she was Jenny above the 7/11 on Santa Monica. I've put it in her bum many times, it's always fun. But the best thing about Jenny (Mary if you must) is the Rimming. If you just keep lifting your ass higher, she licks it good. It doesn't go on forever, but the last time she said "you like that" and doubled her efforts. Its the only place I know to get that (though I know there have other post about the subject) . And I would def put her age in the 60's.

I haven't been focusing on her ass game lately. I will make a motion for rimming next time. I have never been rimmed at a massage parlor before. Not sure how it will feel.

I am not that experienced in ass game myself. For some reason I can't keep it hard like a rock for a minute or more to allow her ass to relax and loosen and insert my Johnson. But I think Mary / Jenny enjoys getting it from the rear door because she initially would walk the extra mile to help me bb Greek her. She would give me instructions like first put it in here (pointing to her P) and get it hard and then go down there in the ass (of course her English is broken but better than all the k-girls and she gets the point across). I will pop a 60 mg blue pill next weekend and try to inject seeds in her rear hole.

I have read in some forum that she is weird because (1) she likes taking it in the ass more than her P and (2) she might charge you extra if you want to use a cover. I believe that. God bless her.

[Sky Ryder]

It's not difficult to figure out (speaking as an insider to the legit spa industry here).

- Not too many legit massage therapists will post scantily clad photos of themselves. The good ones want to separate their legit massage business from anything extra. They know all it takes is getting caught once and they lose their license. Most of them spent a good deal of money to go to massage school and get their certificates so they could make a living in that field. Few will put that at risk.

Now, are there legit, licensed massage therapists providing extras on places like Massage Anywhere? I would say both of those combined is pretty rare, but not impossible. There's always going to be someone willing to bend the rules, no matter what you do. Given that California doesn't have a state license, yet (but it is likely coming very soon), it's a little easier to get away with it here than it is in some other states. But for the most part the legit massage industry is a very different mindset, and the vast majority of people who have really been to massage school and do it for a living wouldn't even remotely consider crossing the line.

For certain, I don't have either the local knowledge, nor the insider information that you are privy. Even absent all of that, I would agree with you on all counts, which I hope was highly evident in my posts. My whole intention was to offer my personal take on sites like MA. Since I travel quite a bit, it is a source I have used with some success to obtain a legit service, with an occasional added benefit. That is all, that is the end of what I was offering. Since I have lived in Asia for 15 years, I'll admit I tend to gravitate to Asian providers, but sometimes I just want a western lady to massage me, and there is a difference, at least in my experience. I do tend to prefer the ladies that work alone or have a single partner, but that's just me. I am appreciative of your post and thanks for your insights.

[LordByron222]

I've be seeing her for years, back when she was Jenny above the 7/11 on Santa Monica. I've put it in her bum many times, it's always fun. But the best thing about Jenny (Mary if you must) is the Rimming. If you just keep lifting your ass higher, she licks it good. It doesn't go on forever, but the last time she said "you like that" and doubled her efforts. Its the only place I know to get that (though I know there have other post about the subject) . And I would def put her age in the 60's.

If you want to make fun of me, do so. I don't care.

I visited Mary at Chen's on Santa Monica Blvd for probably the 100th time last week. She gets the job done at a low rate (Less than half of a Korean agency bb girl). Plus some Korean girls are charging 100 tax on BBFS. WTH. Mary took away my BBFS virginity last year (my first time bare fucking was with her). I have been visiting her more than once per month.

She may be 62. But I like her pussy. It's moist and tight. I don't know how that's possible after half of LA population have ejaculated in her. But I really like her pussy. I didn't jerk off for at least 24 hours before visiting her. I popped a blue pill, waited an hour, and then went to her for good old vaginal sex in missionary. I fucked her non-stop for more than 10 minutes and then cummed deep inside her. Cum was dripping out of her pussy. What a wonderful sight. I kissed her and then left.

She offers up her ass too at no extra charge. I haven't used her ass yet. If you are new to this, trust me you will never get a better deal than her. Everything is on the menu without any tax. Disclaimer: if you can't get hard with an ugly woman, don't bother. I am happy as long as the pussy is good. And she got exactly that.

[Grimmy23]

I think that you just validated what I said in my original post. If you use it with the expectation / goal of high level of certainty of "extras" you are going to be disappointed on a regular basis. I would never see a lady from MA (absent prior experience) when what I really wanted was some level of release. There are many options for that, however there are other times when I am more than wiling to accept a well done veggie massage as advertised. When the lady advertises she is strictly legit, and you still use her service and are then disappointed, seems to me that disappointment is on you. What more can she do? I get that you aren't interested in the site, but that doesn't mean it is without value, just that it is without value to you. I would say that my experience is is similar to yours, in that on those rare occasions when I visited a lady that put "draping required" or "professional services" only or something more descriptive, I left with my sexual desires intact. That was the expected outcome. Having said that, it can be fun to find a situation that meets both desire and performance on some rare occasions. I'd much rather a lady say "no additional services provided" than insinuate there are other options available and then not follow thru.

That is just my opinion any way.

It's not difficult to figure out (speaking as an insider to the legit spa industry here).

- If the provider lists a "CAMTC #" or "Certificate #" in their profile, I 99.999% assure you that they are legit with no extra services provided. That is basically their license number (technically California doesn't have a massage license, but that's a very long story for another post). You can take that number and look up the person's full name and city of practice. I don't think too many people providing happy endings would be posting their cert info. That would be far too risky.

- Wherever you are in So Cal, you can take an Uber to any one of the chain massage places and get a perfectly good massage for about $70. Outcall is obviously going to be a little more as the provider has to travel, lug her own table, and so on. But if you're paying any more than about $100 for a legit outcall massage you're overpaying. Providers with scantily clad photos, and stating outcall rates of $150, and don't post their CAMTC# are either providing extras, or they're just trying to use their good looks to entice you into overpaying without any intention of providing extras.

- Not too many legit massage therapists will post scantily clad photos of themselves. The good ones want to separate their legit massage business from anything extra. They know all it takes is getting caught once and they lose their license. Most of them spent a good deal of money to go to massage school and get their certificates so they could make a living in that field. Few will put that at risk.

- The vast majority of actual licensed massage therapists aren't ones that you'd want to get extras from. I have 25 on my staff and there's not a single one that you'd want to see naked. Over the years I've been open I've had maybe 2 or 3 that I'd consider attractive.

Now, are there legit, licensed massage therapists providing extras on places like Massage Anywhere? I would say both of those combined is pretty rare, but not impossible. There's always going to be someone willing to bend the rules, no matter what you do. Given that California doesn't have a state license, yet (but it is likely coming very soon), it's a little easier to get away with it here than it is in some other states. But for the most part the legit massage industry is a very different mindset, and the vast majority of people who have really been to massage school and do it for a living wouldn't even remotely consider crossing the line.

[Domino727]

I personally commend you. Any weak ass can get hard with a hot chick. It takes a real man to be able to stay hard and fuck someone ugly.

Doughnuts are fair game.

[Canon88]

If you want to make fun of me, do so. I don't care.

I visited Mary at Chen's on Santa Monica Blvd for probably the 100th time last week. She gets the job done at a low rate (Less than half of a Korean agency bb girl). Plus some Korean girls are charging 100 tax on BBFS. WTH. Mary took away my BBFS virginity last year (my first time bare fucking was with her). I have been visiting her more than once per month.

She may be 62. But I like her pussy. It's moist and tight. I don't know how that's possible after half of LA population have ejaculated in her. But I really like her pussy. I didn't jerk off for at least 24 hours before visiting her. I popped a blue pill, waited an hour, and then went to her for good old vaginal sex in missionary. I fucked her non-stop for more than 10 minutes and then cummed deep inside her. Cum was dripping out of her pussy. What a wonderful sight. I kissed her and then left.

She offers up her ass too at no extra charge. I haven't used her ass yet. If you are new to this, trust me you will never get a better deal than her. Everything is on the menu without any tax. Disclaimer: if you can't get hard with an ugly woman, don't bother. I am happy as long as the pussy is good. And she got exactly that.

I personally commend you. Any weak ass can get hard with a hot chick. It takes a real man to be able to stay hard and fuck someone ugly.

[FlandersFan1]

Holy fuck. She is 62? I have to admit, she looks in her 50's. Does she get all naked for the fuck. That stomach of hers looks like she swallowed a makita tool box.

LOL. Yes she does, but makes sense at that age.

I've yet to go FS, but she does give a killer BJ.

[Estrange]

Holy fuck. She is 62? I have to admit, she looks in her 50's. Does she get all naked for the fuck. That stomach of hers looks like she swallowed a makita tool box.

LOL no. She isn't 62. Some monger on this forum sarcastically said she is 26 (I hate it when people knowingly mislead others in their noble pursuit for happiness). I don't know how old she is. She looks in her late 40's or early 50's. But I think God has blessed Asian girls to look younger than they actually are. I won't be surprised if she is 60.

She does get fully naked for the fuck. Sometimes she says- it's too cold and wants to keep some pieces of clothing on. You won't have that problem in May or June.

To me her main attraction is her hole. It could be that my Johnson is a good fit for her P. I have a good time as soon as I enter her.

PSA: If you are visiting her for the first time, don't push her too much. BBFS will be there. Maybe no kissing or extra curriculars. She opens up a lot during the second or third visit.

[Sky Ryder]

Have you actually tried any of them? Most of them just give you the number for villa spa, or no answer.

I do have limited experience in LA however. I used it twice last weekend when I visited, as I reported. I was not referred to villa spa once, but I would agree that I was shocked at the low level of responses at all. In other cities that was not my experience, which is why I continue to use the site. I have really good success in NYC and excellent success in a number of smaller locations. But as I mentioned, my definition of success is different when accessing Massage Anywhere as opposed to Rub Maps.

[Sky Ryder]

Massage anywhere is about as useful as a broken wrench. Yes, it had its day where you could tell that a girl showing more cleavage than Dolly Parton would be good to go. But now, it is literally littered with statements like "no extras" or "I don't give handjobs" or "strictly therapeutic and I will not play with your ballies". I hate that shit. Anyhow, I think that the website is mostly useless and you really need to spend way too much time and, in my case, hard earned $$ to find out that they mean what they say.

I think that you just validated what I said in my original post. If you use it with the expectation / goal of high level of certainty of "extras" you are going to be disappointed on a regular basis. I would never see a lady from MA (absent prior experience) when what I really wanted was some level of release. There are many options for that, however there are other times when I am more than wiling to accept a well done veggie massage as advertised. When the lady advertises she is strictly legit, and you still use her service and are then disappointed, seems to me that disappointment is on you. What more can she do? I get that you aren't interested in the site, but that doesn't mean it is without value, just that it is without value to you. I would say that my experience is is similar to yours, in that on those rare occasions when I visited a lady that put "draping required" or "professional services" only or something more descriptive, I left with my sexual desires intact. That was the expected outcome. Having said that, it can be fun to find a situation that meets both desire and performance on some rare occasions. I'd much rather a lady say "no additional services provided" than insinuate there are other options available and then not follow thru.

That is just my opinion any way.

[SonnyC1016]

I saw her once, she is definitely better than average looking, though probably 40 why / o. Her face is a 7, body a 9 or 10 if you are a fan of slim chicks like I am. Nice, inquisitive personality too. She gave a decent massage, started off in a dress and gradually got all the way naked, HJ only at the end, no kissing, touching allowed but no penetration. It was fun, but not worth $280.

Just seeing the Anya ask now. Saw her twice. Agree with this review. She's very nice, very chatty. Decent massage. Cute face and athletic, lean body. Not DDG. Had the same dress on both times I saw her. Acts really into it on the HE, but you can't insert. I had gone back the second time, hoping for more, but it's not there. Too much for a HJ.

[PriscillaM]

If you want to make fun of me, do so. I don't care.

I visited Mary at Chen's on Santa Monica Blvd for probably the 100th time last week. She gets the job done at a low rate (Less than half of a Korean agency bb girl). Plus some Korean girls are charging 100 tax on BBFS. WTH. Mary took away my BBFS virginity last year (my first time bare fucking was with her). I have been visiting her more than once per month.

She may be 62. But I like her pussy. It's moist and tight. I don't know how that's possible after half of LA population have ejaculated in her. But I really like her pussy. I didn't jerk off for at least 24 hours before visiting her. I popped a blue pill, waited an hour, and then went to her for good old vaginal sex in missionary. I fucked her non-stop for more than 10 minutes and then cummed deep inside her. Cum was dripping out of her pussy. What a wonderful sight. I kissed her and then left.

She offers up her ass too at no extra charge. I haven't used her ass yet. If you are new to this, trust me you will never get a better deal than her. Everything is on the menu without any tax. Disclaimer: if you can't get hard with an ugly woman, don't bother. I am happy as long as the pussy is good. And she got exactly that.

Holy fuck. She is 62? I have to admit, she looks in her 50's. Does she get all naked for the fuck. That stomach of hers looks like she swallowed a makita tool box.