Massage Parlor Reports

**Grimmy23** · 05-05-21 17:45

Originally Posted by SkyRyder [View Original Post]

I think that you just validated what I said in my original post. If you use it with the expectation / goal of high level of certainty of "extras" you are going to be disappointed on a regular basis. I would never see a lady from MA (absent prior experience) when what I really wanted was some level of release. There are many options for that, however there are other times when I am more than wiling to accept a well done veggie massage as advertised. When the lady advertises she is strictly legit, and you still use her service and are then disappointed, seems to me that disappointment is on you. What more can she do? I get that you aren't interested in the site, but that doesn't mean it is without value, just that it is without value to you. I would say that my experience is is similar to yours, in that on those rare occasions when I visited a lady that put "draping required" or "professional services" only or something more descriptive, I left with my sexual desires intact. That was the expected outcome. Having said that, it can be fun to find a situation that meets both desire and performance on some rare occasions. I'd much rather a lady say "no additional services provided" than insinuate there are other options available and then not follow thru.

That is just my opinion any way.

It's not difficult to figure out (speaking as an insider to the legit spa industry here).

- If the provider lists a "CAMTC #" or "Certificate #" in their profile, I 99.999% assure you that they are legit with no extra services provided. That is basically their license number (technically California doesn't have a massage license, but that's a very long story for another post). You can take that number and look up the person's full name and city of practice. I don't think too many people providing happy endings would be posting their cert info. That would be far too risky.

- Wherever you are in So Cal, you can take an Uber to any one of the chain massage places and get a perfectly good massage for about $70. Outcall is obviously going to be a little more as the provider has to travel, lug her own table, and so on. But if you're paying any more than about $100 for a legit outcall massage you're overpaying. Providers with scantily clad photos, and stating outcall rates of $150, and don't post their CAMTC# are either providing extras, or they're just trying to use their good looks to entice you into overpaying without any intention of providing extras.

- Not too many legit massage therapists will post scantily clad photos of themselves. The good ones want to separate their legit massage business from anything extra. They know all it takes is getting caught once and they lose their license. Most of them spent a good deal of money to go to massage school and get their certificates so they could make a living in that field. Few will put that at risk.

- The vast majority of actual licensed massage therapists aren't ones that you'd want to get extras from. I have 25 on my staff and there's not a single one that you'd want to see naked. Over the years I've been open I've had maybe 2 or 3 that I'd consider attractive.

Now, are there legit, licensed massage therapists providing extras on places like Massage Anywhere? I would say both of those combined is pretty rare, but not impossible. There's always going to be someone willing to bend the rules, no matter what you do. Given that California doesn't have a state license, yet (but it is likely coming very soon), it's a little easier to get away with it here than it is in some other states. But for the most part the legit massage industry is a very different mindset, and the vast majority of people who have really been to massage school and do it for a living wouldn't even remotely consider crossing the line.

**Domino727** · 05-05-21 15:55

Originally Posted by Canon88 [View Original Post]

I personally commend you. Any weak ass can get hard with a hot chick. It takes a real man to be able to stay hard and fuck someone ugly.

Doughnuts are fair game.

**Canon88** · 05-05-21 00:00

Originally Posted by Estrange [View Original Post]

If you want to make fun of me, do so. I don't care.

I visited Mary at Chen's on Santa Monica Blvd for probably the 100th time last week. She gets the job done at a low rate (Less than half of a Korean agency bb girl). Plus some Korean girls are charging 100 tax on BBFS. WTH. Mary took away my BBFS virginity last year (my first time bare fucking was with her). I have been visiting her more than once per month.

She may be 62. But I like her pussy. It's moist and tight. I don't know how that's possible after half of LA population have ejaculated in her. But I really like her pussy. I didn't jerk off for at least 24 hours before visiting her. I popped a blue pill, waited an hour, and then went to her for good old vaginal sex in missionary. I fucked her non-stop for more than 10 minutes and then cummed deep inside her. Cum was dripping out of her pussy. What a wonderful sight. I kissed her and then left.

She offers up her ass too at no extra charge. I haven't used her ass yet. If you are new to this, trust me you will never get a better deal than her. Everything is on the menu without any tax. Disclaimer: if you can't get hard with an ugly woman, don't bother. I am happy as long as the pussy is good. And she got exactly that.

I personally commend you. Any weak ass can get hard with a hot chick. It takes a real man to be able to stay hard and fuck someone ugly.

**FlandersFan1** · 05-04-21 21:43

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Holy fuck. She is 62? I have to admit, she looks in her 50's. Does she get all naked for the fuck. That stomach of hers looks like she swallowed a makita tool box.

LOL. Yes she does, but makes sense at that age.

I've yet to go FS, but she does give a killer BJ.

**Estrange** · 05-04-21 20:53

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Holy fuck. She is 62? I have to admit, she looks in her 50's. Does she get all naked for the fuck. That stomach of hers looks like she swallowed a makita tool box.

LOL no. She isn't 62. Some monger on this forum sarcastically said she is 26 (I hate it when people knowingly mislead others in their noble pursuit for happiness). I don't know how old she is. She looks in her late 40's or early 50's. But I think God has blessed Asian girls to look younger than they actually are. I won't be surprised if she is 60.

She does get fully naked for the fuck. Sometimes she says- it's too cold and wants to keep some pieces of clothing on. You won't have that problem in May or June.

To me her main attraction is her hole. It could be that my Johnson is a good fit for her P. I have a good time as soon as I enter her.

PSA: If you are visiting her for the first time, don't push her too much. BBFS will be there. Maybe no kissing or extra curriculars. She opens up a lot during the second or third visit.

**Sky Ryder** · 05-04-21 19:43

Originally Posted by MyFinalHeav3 [View Original Post]

Have you actually tried any of them? Most of them just give you the number for villa spa, or no answer.

I do have limited experience in LA however. I used it twice last weekend when I visited, as I reported. I was not referred to villa spa once, but I would agree that I was shocked at the low level of responses at all. In other cities that was not my experience, which is why I continue to use the site. I have really good success in NYC and excellent success in a number of smaller locations. But as I mentioned, my definition of success is different when accessing Massage Anywhere as opposed to Rub Maps.

**Sky Ryder** · 05-04-21 19:36

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Massage anywhere is about as useful as a broken wrench. Yes, it had its day where you could tell that a girl showing more cleavage than Dolly Parton would be good to go. But now, it is literally littered with statements like "no extras" or "I don't give handjobs" or "strictly therapeutic and I will not play with your ballies". I hate that shit. Anyhow, I think that the website is mostly useless and you really need to spend way too much time and, in my case, hard earned $$ to find out that they mean what they say.

I think that you just validated what I said in my original post. If you use it with the expectation / goal of high level of certainty of "extras" you are going to be disappointed on a regular basis. I would never see a lady from MA (absent prior experience) when what I really wanted was some level of release. There are many options for that, however there are other times when I am more than wiling to accept a well done veggie massage as advertised. When the lady advertises she is strictly legit, and you still use her service and are then disappointed, seems to me that disappointment is on you. What more can she do? I get that you aren't interested in the site, but that doesn't mean it is without value, just that it is without value to you. I would say that my experience is is similar to yours, in that on those rare occasions when I visited a lady that put "draping required" or "professional services" only or something more descriptive, I left with my sexual desires intact. That was the expected outcome. Having said that, it can be fun to find a situation that meets both desire and performance on some rare occasions. I'd much rather a lady say "no additional services provided" than insinuate there are other options available and then not follow thru.

That is just my opinion any way.

**SonnyC1016** · 05-04-21 17:00

Originally Posted by Enthusiastic [View Original Post]

I saw her once, she is definitely better than average looking, though probably 40 why / o. Her face is a 7, body a 9 or 10 if you are a fan of slim chicks like I am. Nice, inquisitive personality too. She gave a decent massage, started off in a dress and gradually got all the way naked, HJ only at the end, no kissing, touching allowed but no penetration. It was fun, but not worth $280.

Just seeing the Anya ask now. Saw her twice. Agree with this review. She's very nice, very chatty. Decent massage. Cute face and athletic, lean body. Not DDG. Had the same dress on both times I saw her. Acts really into it on the HE, but you can't insert. I had gone back the second time, hoping for more, but it's not there. Too much for a HJ.

**PriscillaM** · 05-04-21 16:43

Originally Posted by Estrange [View Original Post]

If you want to make fun of me, do so. I don't care.

I visited Mary at Chen's on Santa Monica Blvd for probably the 100th time last week. She gets the job done at a low rate (Less than half of a Korean agency bb girl). Plus some Korean girls are charging 100 tax on BBFS. WTH. Mary took away my BBFS virginity last year (my first time bare fucking was with her). I have been visiting her more than once per month.

She may be 62. But I like her pussy. It's moist and tight. I don't know how that's possible after half of LA population have ejaculated in her. But I really like her pussy. I didn't jerk off for at least 24 hours before visiting her. I popped a blue pill, waited an hour, and then went to her for good old vaginal sex in missionary. I fucked her non-stop for more than 10 minutes and then cummed deep inside her. Cum was dripping out of her pussy. What a wonderful sight. I kissed her and then left.

She offers up her ass too at no extra charge. I haven't used her ass yet. If you are new to this, trust me you will never get a better deal than her. Everything is on the menu without any tax. Disclaimer: if you can't get hard with an ugly woman, don't bother. I am happy as long as the pussy is good. And she got exactly that.

Holy fuck. She is 62? I have to admit, she looks in her 50's. Does she get all naked for the fuck. That stomach of hers looks like she swallowed a makita tool box.

**PriscillaM** · 05-04-21 10:06

Massage anywhere is about as useful as a broken wrench. Yes, it had its day where you could tell that a girl showing more cleavage than Dolly Parton would be good to go. But now, it is literally littered with statements like "no extras" or "I don't give handjobs" or "strictly therapeutic and I will not play with your ballies". I hate that shit. Anyhow, I think that the website is mostly useless and you really need to spend way too much time and, in my case, hard earned $$ to find out that they mean what they say.

**Estrange** · 05-04-21 03:17

If you want to make fun of me, do so. I don't care.

I visited Mary at Chen's on Santa Monica Blvd for probably the 100th time last week. She gets the job done at a low rate (Less than half of a Korean agency bb girl). Plus some Korean girls are charging 100 tax on BBFS. WTH. Mary took away my BBFS virginity last year (my first time bare fucking was with her). I have been visiting her more than once per month.

She may be 62. But I like her pussy. It's moist and tight. I don't know how that's possible after half of LA population have ejaculated in her. But I really like her pussy. I didn't jerk off for at least 24 hours before visiting her. I popped a blue pill, waited an hour, and then went to her for good old vaginal sex in missionary. I fucked her non-stop for more than 10 minutes and then cummed deep inside her. Cum was dripping out of her pussy. What a wonderful sight. I kissed her and then left.

She offers up her ass too at no extra charge. I haven't used her ass yet. If you are new to this, trust me you will never get a better deal than her. Everything is on the menu without any tax. Disclaimer: if you can't get hard with an ugly woman, don't bother. I am happy as long as the pussy is good. And she got exactly that.

**MyFinalHeav3** · 05-04-21 01:39

Originally Posted by CubsFan6012 [View Original Post]

Agreed. Massage anywhere and massage finder have great legit masseuses that will occasionally offer more if you are patient and you are polite and are nice. Some masseuses off those sites, especially the Thai women also worked at some of the Thai shops in the BH area. For mongers.

Have you actually tried any of them? Most of them just give you the number for villa spa, or no answer.

**CubsFan6012** · 05-02-21 18:22

Originally Posted by Crimsonquiggs [View Original Post]

I've had success with massage anywhere. Some of it has required seeing a girl several times for legit purposes only, and then the extras happen naturally. I imagine most guys on this site aren't interested in putting in that kind of patience, but it can be worth it.

The traditional MP scene has left me unsatisfied way more often than not. To the point where I rarely even go to them anymore. I'd rather spend a bit more money for a more enjoyable experience. Plus, a legit massage can be a wonderful consolation prize if nothing more occurs.

Agreed. Massage anywhere and massage finder have great legit masseuses that will occasionally offer more if you are patient and you are polite and are nice. Some masseuses off those sites, especially the Thai women also worked at some of the Thai shops in the BH area. For mongers.

**Crimsonquiggs** · 05-02-21 16:40

Originally Posted by SkyRyder [View Original Post]

My "holy grail" as it where is to spend a couple of hours with an attractive lady that knows the power of her touch, and enjoys using it to soothe my body and bring me to a heightened state of arousal through her massage. It begins slowly with a genuine soothing massage, and slowly but is constantly increasing the sensuality quotient throughout the session. The last 30-45 minutes is a full on lovemaking session that is fully engaged by both of us. Okay, when your laughter has subsided, yes I know the chances of obtaining this type of session are astronomical and the cost would likely equal the size of the odds. I have had this happen with two different ladies, one in Thailand (multiple times over a 2 week vacation), the other in mainland China (I saw this lady for the better part of 18 months, twice a month at least). I have never achieved it in the USA. I visit the shops many of us use, and have reasonable expectations. On occasion I just want to get a nice soothing massage and if something extra occurs on any level it is a bonus. I have found that I enjoy the ladies that are sole proprietors of their own shop. Over the last couple of years, I have used a website that has yielded some good results. So there is no confusion this is NOT a place to find massage with any extras. The reason I use use it is because when I go to a new city, I can usually find a good massage at a reasonable price, either outcall or incall at a decent location. When I make the appointment I go with no expectation of anything more than a massage. The ladies are well aware if you are receptive to any extras, and most of the time, it is obvious on the flip, even without "provocation". I have a success rate when I ask if they would consider any extras of about 40% or a bit less. Many times I don't ask, because it is clear the answer would be a resounding "NO", and I don't want to ruin the vibe I've got going. Only once has it gone further than L1, and that was the third visit in a week. I schedule to be her last appointment of the day when I am in her city and take a bottle of Champagne and it last 2-3 hours and is just wonderful. The only reason I even brought this up, is as you might expect LA has a lot of massage therapists and who knows, one of you may find something you enjoy more than a quick visit to you favorite AMP on occasion. The larger cities tend to have a better selection and I did use two of the providers in LA this past weekend because I was too lazy to leave my hotel one day. I laughed because both of them had profile photos that where at least 10 years and 25 lbs. Ago. That is the first time I have encountered photos of the gals that were significantly different than the "real thing". One of the gals, just said she didn't provide extras and the other was keen to do it, but was way to proud of her abilities. She was taken back, when I said no, at that price I'll wait until you leave and do it myself, I have to shower either way. LOL Sorry for the ramble, the website is Massage Anywhere. I am sure you can find it. I hope someone finds it useful.

I've had success with massage anywhere. Some of it has required seeing a girl several times for legit purposes only, and then the extras happen naturally. I imagine most guys on this site aren't interested in putting in that kind of patience, but it can be worth it.

The traditional MP scene has left me unsatisfied way more often than not. To the point where I rarely even go to them anymore. I'd rather spend a bit more money for a more enjoyable experience. Plus, a legit massage can be a wonderful consolation prize if nothing more occurs.

**Eponymously** · 04-30-21 23:10

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