Massage Parlor Reports

**JustWannaFawk** · 05-07-21 04:41

Alright, it's been awhile since I dropped a review here. Had Star from Blue Star.

Cons:

1. Obviously the pictures are not her on the original advertisement.

2. She is not half Japanese nor does she even speak Japanese.

3. She is chubby and sort of fat (if you guys like that), more on the mature side, 40's+. Definitely not 27 like in the AD.

4. She said that it is 2 x shots in 1 hour, lies. After she took the money, then she said backslided and said 1 shot and started rushing me after 30 minutes. Maybe that's the standard for "1 hour" but for me, when I'm told 1 hour 2 shots, that's what I want. Not backsliding after taking the money.

5. She also said we can kiss and I can do whatever I want. When the show began, it was no kissing, she kept putting her hand near her pussy so I couldn't slide all the way in, and refused to do more than 2 positions.

6. Had another customer previous to me but he didn't have cash so he left. I think he was there to just check it out. Then made an excuse saying she blew him away for me. LOL, what a lie.

Performance 5/10.

Pros:

1. Her blow job skills were pretty good, ain't the best, but I would say good.

Attitude 7/10, ain't the best, and ain't great, she seems very tired and sleepy, I hope she ain't doing drugs. But honestly her attitude was not too bad.

Now I know cons #1, #2, #3 are probably a norm but if I have offended any Star fans with the rest of my report, I'm sorry but that was my 2 cents and experience.

BTW what the hell is with those punks at the corner outside their shop?

https://honolulu.bedpage.com/Therape...u/8152652.html

**Monsta808** · 05-07-21 01:14

Wrote a Review on Lucy in Sunflower Thread. Check it out.

**Shy Boto** · 05-06-21 23:53

Originally Posted by JusAnoddaGuy [View Original Post]

Eh, what these mamasans THINKING, brah? I ask for the new BP ad girl Mary. Yes she available. Ok let's do it. Can come Salt Lake? For what? Same girl Mary? Yup, come Salt Lake. I go. On my way they send picture. Looks like girl but older, one big surprise LOL. I get there, masks on, girl looking 40's and 95-100 lbs D bolt ons. I thinking about walking, but I walked every time for FS for one year and a half. Shoots, l charge them. Shower 1 min. So she get naked: not too bad, shave nani, eraser nipples, l can make due. I decline massage. Lay her down and super soft bean massage for get her ready. Nani lubes up, opens, lips get fat and oooh she comes, l guess. She says she want to fuck that big boto, but tries CG says no way. Mish. I try. She wincing. No way. I try all kind position. No way, too big, please no way, oooo weee, that hurts. Her forehead sweating bullets. The whole time I talking really soft, going slow, really careful only getting tip in. I ask if can try K9, she laugh and say you kidding right? JR losing focus and going half mast. This because I no like hurt wahines and only gentleman. She ask for finish HJ. How about BBBJ. Ok. I mean what do you do at this point? Ask for kala? She does so-so BBBJ. I make myself pop, so can GTFO. Shower. Come back to room. She say I like see you again; you make me feel good and so relax, happy. I thinking, what, you RESIST so much. Tell me her name Wendy. B&S. Mamasan, you owe me.

Was she tight? Sound like she be a good fit for my 5. 5 " small botto.

**MushiBoy** · 05-06-21 18:02

Originally Posted by JusAnoddaGuy [View Original Post]

https://honolulu.bedpage.com/Bodyrub...y/9722003.html

I don't know if I go back brah. HATE the bait switch, and drive to nodda place.

The Newest Ad for 808-304-69 xx in Aiea or PC using the same pics. Guess it must be the same people running both ads.

**Lknfrpssy** · 05-06-21 16:08

Originally Posted by Redneck1 [View Original Post]

Yandex quickly reveals that the pics of "Lylia" and "Mandy" are of women already on various Asian photo model sites, including this one:

https://buondua.com/youmi-%E5%B0%A4-...pictures-18986

You're the master investigator.

**ChicagoJoe1** · 05-06-21 13:55

Are there any legit spas that you have tried and the massage is good and just sensual in general? Or have had any extras even at such places?

Thanks.

**JusAnoddaGuy** · 05-06-21 11:08

Originally Posted by BoyWithLuv [View Original Post]

What is the ad for this place?

Good review and even though they did the bait and switch thing, was Wendy at least okay looking? Are you planning on going back to try Mary?

https://honolulu.bedpage.com/Bodyrub...y/9722003.html

I don't know if I go back brah. HATE the bait switch, and drive to nodda place.

**River Raid** · 05-06-21 10:32

Originally Posted by Lknfrpssy [View Original Post]

https://adultsearch.com/hawaii/honol...scorts/2395737

Anyone try these two? Pics look hot.

I think it was in this thread where a fellow monger met up with someone with one of these ads. It was at the Ilikai hotel and the experience was subpar to say the least. If someone wants to dig and find that post that would be great.

**Lycnew** · 05-05-21 21:53

Originally Posted by GofasBits [View Original Post]

So I've tried contacting a bunch of them from AS. The couple that have responded were located in the Ilikai hotel. They ask you some weird questions and I have no idea for the reason to do so. Once I was made to wait over an hour. I got pissed and left. Another time they tried to pull a B&S on me. Not sure if all, but a few of those ads / numbers are connected. Either they have multiple phones or are using google voice or something similar. Mind you most of the contact is going through a booker and not the actual girl. GL trying to make contact because most of my attempts went unanswered. A few even said they are located on the mainland. In short I haven't had any interaction with the specific ad you posted. GL!

Be careful out there hear they trying to do investigation now on the mongers. Can't even have fun these days without someone trying to screw shit up. They need work too. So heads up.

**Redneck 1** · 05-05-21 21:47

Originally Posted by Lknfrpssy [View Original Post]

https://adultsearch.com/hawaii/honol...scorts/2395737

Anyone try these two? Pics look hot.

Yandex quickly reveals that the pics of "Lylia" and "Mandy" are of women already on various Asian photo model sites, including this one:

https://buondua.com/youmi-%E5%B0%A4-...pictures-18986

**GofasBits** · 05-05-21 20:47

Originally Posted by Lknfrpssy [View Original Post]

https://adultsearch.com/hawaii/honol...scorts/2395737

Anyone try these two? Pics look hot.

So I've tried contacting a bunch of them from AS. The couple that have responded were located in the Ilikai hotel. They ask you some weird questions and I have no idea for the reason to do so. Once I was made to wait over an hour. I got pissed and left. Another time they tried to pull a B&S on me. Not sure if all, but a few of those ads / numbers are connected. Either they have multiple phones or are using google voice or something similar. Mind you most of the contact is going through a booker and not the actual girl. GL trying to make contact because most of my attempts went unanswered. A few even said they are located on the mainland. In short I haven't had any interaction with the specific ad you posted. GL!

**Lknfrpssy** · 05-05-21 13:59

https://adultsearch.com/hawaii/honol...scorts/2395737

Anyone try these two? Pics look hot.

**MakaKiller** · 05-05-21 02:22

Originally Posted by PostOfficeMan [View Original Post]

Thank you for your report and description. Oh she's hapa or hapa looking, nice, no one else mentioned that, looking forward to my visit with Miki now.

No problem. Willing to share intel on a reciprocal basis. If you pay Miki a visit LMK / PM me with your review. Or post it, either way. I'm kind of curious to see what other gentleman think of her. Also if you are able obtain (and share) any intel on Lydia I'd appreciate that. Mahalo.

**BoyWithLuv** · 05-04-21 23:05

Originally Posted by JusAnoddaGuy [View Original Post]

Eh, what these mamasans THINKING, brah? I ask for the new BP ad girl Mary. Yes she available. Ok let's do it. Can come Salt Lake? For what? Same girl Mary? Yup, come Salt Lake. I go. On my way they send picture. Looks like girl but older, one big surprise LOL. I get there, masks on, girl looking 40's and 95-100 lbs D bolt ons. I thinking about walking, but I walked every time for FS for one year and a half. Shoots, l charge them. Shower 1 min. So she get naked: not too bad, shave nani, eraser nipples, l can make due. I decline massage. Lay her down and super soft bean massage for get her ready. Nani lubes up, opens, lips get fat and oooh she comes, l guess. She says she want to fuck that big boto, but tries CG says no way. Mish. I try. She wincing. No way. I try all kind position. No way, too big, please no way, oooo weee, that hurts. Her forehead sweating bullets. The whole time I talking really soft, going slow, really careful only getting tip in. I ask if can try K9, she laugh and say you kidding right? JR losing focus and going half mast. This because I no like hurt wahines and only gentleman. She ask for finish HJ. How about BBBJ. Ok. I mean what do you do at this point? Ask for kala? She does so-so BBBJ. I make myself pop, so can GTFO. Shower. Come back to room. She say I like see you again; you make me feel good and so relax, happy. I thinking, what, you RESIST so much. Tell me her name Wendy. B&S. Mamasan, you owe me.

What is the ad for this place?

Good review and even though they did the bait and switch thing, was Wendy at least okay looking? Are you planning on going back to try Mary?

**JusAnoddaGuy** · 05-04-21 22:49

Eh, what these mamasans THINKING, brah? I ask for the new BP ad girl Mary. Yes she available. Ok let's do it. Can come Salt Lake? For what? Same girl Mary? Yup, come Salt Lake. I go. On my way they send picture. Looks like girl but older, one big surprise LOL. I get there, masks on, girl looking 40's and 95-100 lbs D bolt ons. I thinking about walking, but I walked every time for FS for one year and a half. Shoots, l charge them. Shower 1 min. So she get naked: not too bad, shave nani, eraser nipples, l can make due. I decline massage. Lay her down and super soft bean massage for get her ready. Nani lubes up, opens, lips get fat and oooh she comes, l guess. She says she want to fuck that big boto, but tries CG says no way. Mish. I try. She wincing. No way. I try all kind position. No way, too big, please no way, oooo weee, that hurts. Her forehead sweating bullets. The whole time I talking really soft, going slow, really careful only getting tip in. I ask if can try K9, she laugh and say you kidding right? JR losing focus and going half mast. This because I no like hurt wahines and only gentleman. She ask for finish HJ. How about BBBJ. Ok. I mean what do you do at this point? Ask for kala? She does so-so BBBJ. I make myself pop, so can GTFO. Shower. Come back to room. She say I like see you again; you make me feel good and so relax, happy. I thinking, what, you RESIST so much. Tell me her name Wendy. B&S. Mamasan, you owe me.