Bullshit that has Nothing to do With Pussy

[HanginBalls]

Makes a lot of sense (common)! Check out Sean Hannity's interview (5/5/21) with Caitlin Jenner! This could very well be!!

[AngelBravo]

Mongers from this board kill me. Horny bastards read a good review and they flood the place the next day.

Wouldn't put it past someone to tell Bebe about the review / details on the board if he doesn't get equal or better treatment in his session. 🤦

For the record I didn't even get to meet Bebe; I called 2 hours ahead of time to schedule the time and specifically asked for her and her only; only when I showed up did Mamasan tell me. "No, you said you wanted Anna on the phone" I'm like no. I made it crystal clear I wanted Bebe. She just shook her head. I don't know if that meant she didn't exist or was unavailable but she said. "Sorry, you can't pick here", and showed me the door. I didn't mind walking out as I clearly didn't want to pay for what I didn't agree to. I'm sticking with Euro's at Hotels from now on, was hoping to give AMP's a try again but they just proved why I never prefer them even given the lower cost.

[Pau Ford]

Mongers from this board kill me. Horny bastards read a good review and they flood the place the next day.

Wouldn't put it past someone to tell Bebe about the review / details on the board if he doesn't get equal or better treatment in his session. 🤦

I drove 45 minutes to try out this place today. While I waited in the parking lot, I noticed two customers go in. One came out right away. Knew this meant they were busy. Tried my luck anyway and found out there's a 40 min wait and the old lady at the door wasn't too pleasant when asked if I could book. I drove away with blue balls.

[George Stark]

Have had the best luck with Google Voice in terms of overall quality and reliability. Have had GV for years, tried a few others (all free versions, not paid) and none seemed as good as GV.

I've had this weird shit where a chick wil say she's sent me a verification pic and it never shows up in GV. That's happened 3 times, in one of which I used a carrier number and it came through. (The other 2 just said I was fucking around and broke contact.) I can't reproduce this from other carrier and VOIP app numbers, it always works.

Also the account was suspended once. You have to use a PC to figure that out and appeal the suspension. I did and was re-instated. (On the phone everything just says "Failed" with no reason why, cocksuckers.) I have no idea what happened to cause that, I'd just been doing normal run of the mill negotiations with chicks.

And one chick I was seeing started going straight to voicemail with no notification. I'd never blocked her, there was nothing different about her than anybody else that I could ever find, although I did text a lot more with her about hobby stuff.

But it's still better than other apps I've tried, sometimes by a lot.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Time to block, again. This has gotten way out of hand admin.

If you comment it just encourages him. Block him and you'll never see his shit again unless someone comments on it without deleting the crap first.

[Pau Ford]

Have had the best luck with Google Voice in terms of overall quality and reliability. Have had GV for years, tried a few others (all free versions, not paid) and none seemed as good as GV.

Has anyone used any burner phone apps? Do they work? How reliable are they?

[Jc2490]

Has anyone used any burner phone apps? Do they work? How reliable are they?

Text Now seems to work pretty well. It is free. The only downside is that if you don't use it for a month or so, they will reassign your phone number. You just have to re-apply and get a new phone number. Not a huge deal.

[CedarFalls92]

Has anyone used any burner phone apps? Do they work? How reliable are they?

[Ump1969]

Is FDott now administration, with the power to tell others whether or not they can can comment?

[FistMyGap]

I don't understand how yall letting a guy who writes sex stories bother you in the bullshit that has nothing to do with pussy thread? Like stay out the damn thread then or write something to add to the thread.

Sounds like a playa hater!

[Fdottt]

Time to block, again. This has gotten way out of hand admin.

I don't understand how yall letting a guy who writes sex stories bother you in the bullshit that has nothing to do with pussy thread? Like stay out the damn thread then or write something to add to the thread.

[Tela1980]

So, I get picked up by a smokin' hot early thirties, busty, blonde bombshell. Actually, we were knockin' a few down and BSing till she propositioned me. She wanted a "G" to spend the night with me. I turned her down and walked out. Upon hailing a cab she hopped in and told the cabbie where to go. She apologized, said she needed a night for herself and in minutes we were at her hi-rise condo.

Once inside she excused herself to get more "comfortable". I nearly popped my cork when she returned. She had on high-heel slipper sandals and a white nightie exposing her huge pink areolas / nipples. She asked me if I wanted Coke or Pepsi. I said, " Fuck Coke. I'll take a Pepsi"! "Oh! I have a Republican in my presence", she said. I said," I think MLB made an irrational decision by moving the All-Star game and probably did more damage to their reputation than helped"! She then barked at me," Well, you can lick my liberal labias"! In which I returned," Well, you can kiss my conservative cock"! She jumped on the couch, straddled me and demanded to lick. "Fuck it" I said. I'm sucker for large labias and with her urging she was riding my face. After 15 minutes she unloaded a furious load and used my face to wipe herself off. "GTFO you conservative cuck!, she commanded. I told her," Who's the one who let me blow a load for free"? "What do you mean blow a load"? "Look at your couch, honey! I left you a republican remnant"! "I paid 6 k for that couch! GTFOH"!.

Time to block, again. This has gotten way out of hand admin.

[Devlin]

EyeEatFeces,

Thanks for that story.

Whereabouts did you meet her?

[HanginBalls]

So, I get picked up by a smokin' hot early thirties, busty, blonde bombshell. Actually, we were knockin' a few down and BSing till she propositioned me. She wanted a "G" to spend the night with me. I turned her down and walked out. Upon hailing a cab she hopped in and told the cabbie where to go. She apologized, said she needed a night for herself and in minutes we were at her hi-rise condo.

Once inside she excused herself to get more "comfortable". I nearly popped my cork when she returned. She had on high-heel slipper sandals and a white nightie exposing her huge pink areolas / nipples. She asked me if I wanted Coke or Pepsi. I said, " Fuck Coke. I'll take a Pepsi"! "Oh! I have a Republican in my presence", she said. I said," I think MLB made an irrational decision by moving the All-Star game and probably did more damage to their reputation than helped"! She then barked at me," Well, you can lick my liberal labias"! In which I returned," Well, you can kiss my conservative cock"! She jumped on the couch, straddled me and demanded to lick. "Fuck it" I said. I'm sucker for large labias and with her urging she was riding my face. After 15 minutes she unloaded a furious load and used my face to wipe herself off. "GTFO you conservative cuck!, she commanded. I told her," Who's the one who let me blow a load for free"? "What do you mean blow a load"? "Look at your couch, honey! I left you a republican remnant"! "I paid 6 k for that couch! GTFOH"!

I basically left without incident. However, she did say if I didn't leave peacefully that she would call the police. I said," You mean the part of law enforcement that you want to defund? How hypocritical" I did leave her a parting gift on her door knob. .

[HanginBalls]

OK. She's beautiful. Here's the dilemma: She lost everything in the stock market except for her house and vibrators. We were kickin' a few back at this trendy bar when two dudes flirted with her when I was taking a piss. Long story short she took these two dweebs home for 3 bills. After an hour they were high-fiving each other thinking they just scored! She asks me to finish her off but no! No! There's a huge cream pie in her box and I'm not into mixing recipes. She douches and after two hours we're laying in bed exhausted. Both of us got affected by the virus. She says she can use the money and can probably handle 2-3 guys a day.

Would you allow your old lady to pound it out till things get better or does your moral consciousnce come into play? BTW she has discussed raising her rates. She has been on this site and has no interest in seeing mongers. She just wants to bang preppy bar-goers.

His stories may seem a bit outlandish but could be true. The only thing I may not 100% believe is his cock. That may not be too far from the truth as well as he may have me by an inch or two.