Massage Parlor Reports

[Trux1]

You are a goof if you think that is ok. They shifted their clocks to minimize times and there has been more than one bad report. Hey sounds like you are ok with an in and out. At that, it is no different than a time-watching escort. Bad massage and a cheating clock.

White knight for AMPs. That is new LOL. No place should cheat you out by trying to trick you with clocks set 15 minutes ahead. I am curious are you getting extras for slipping "good" reviews?

YMMV is an excuse and if I am putting the same down I should get fair treatment. Plain and simple. Some people still think AMPs are an escort business. Last I checked they are not independent. I usually give my tip up front but after my horrific experience at angels on hall? Not doing it anymore.

Ride on white knight.

If you don't like a place, definitely don't go. I just don't understand why the clock setting thing is relevant at all. An hour of elapsed time is an hour of elapsed time. Now if they are advancing the clock during the massage, that's some bullshit.

I typically glance up at the clock right before I lay down on the table if I'm at a new place. I also only book a half hour at a new spot. If I like the massage I'll ask to extend it to an hour, once I get to the 25 minute mark.

About half the places will try to short you on time. Sometimes it matters to me, sometimes not, just depends on why I'm there.

[Benson008]

I hate negotiations about service not only because it is not legal but also it tends to be a mood killer.

Yesterday I was excited to meet a cute lady on Cornell and all was going well until I turned over. She wanted to know how much I would tip her and tip before any service. Tipping is for value and quality of service only. I said just finish the massage and for me that ended any enjoyment of the visit. After a bit of lame soft touch I said I was going. She told me I had 15 more minutes and I gave her 20 and said good bye.

Then later that day in Tigard I saw a lady for a first meet. After a short massage she asked how she could make me happy. There was no money discussed at any time. We made each other happy and I gave her a generous tip on the way out for service provided no cost for service requested.

[Datadog]

Grand opening sign looks a little sun-faded. 😆.

Stopped by at 9:15 ish am yesterday, was told by the 50 ish mamasan that one girl was busy until 11. Come back then? I said no, maybe tomorrow. We'll see, I'm not eager that they only have one girl.

Anyone been there, or AG or King?

[King Fish]

More often than not, the providers I see have an issue with FIV. Any suggestions on who / where to go for unlimited access.

[RubWanted007]

OK, I decided to give this place a chance. I was heading to King Massage, where I get treated really well!! Too bad I did not stick with my plan.

I arrived and went in, and a lady told me cash only. The lady that talked to me was attractive and good energy. Her name was Mia. I went to get cash and came back, and Mia was busy. So another masseuse (not as attractive) told me she would take care of me her name was Lilly. Right away, I noticed her energy was not the same and her attitude really BAD.

The massage was one of the worst I have ever had. Just rubbing my back. She then tells me to flip and what do I want? She made the HJ gesture. I said no, I wanted more than that. She said 2 Franklins; I hesitated and gave in. Then still with her dress on, she is trying to put the cover on. No CBJ, just HJ. I was like. How do you want to put the cover without any stimulation, especially with someone with an attitude. Then I started to touch her, and she said no touching down there. Right away, I knew this was not going to end well. Then I told her, ". Stop doing what you are doing". I got up and told her to give me my tip ($180) and keep $20 that I was out of here. I was so pissed off, and I haven't had an experience like this. Lilly is like she is doing this job and hates it. For context, I am younger and work out. I am a clean guy and treat these ladies with respect. Anyways, while getting dressed, and she asked if I want another girl. I am not interested. Then Mia came in, and she asked if it was ok. I talked to her a little bit, and I told her about the bad experience and to make things shorter. She took care of me really well after. I do recommend Mia but definitely do not recommend Lily. Lilly gave my tip to Mia.

[Flash1888]

I have been there and never have left short on time. Could be different for everyone but I can only speak for myself.

Yesterday went in and saw Vivi again and received another great massage (walkon back and hot stones) and she gave me amazing finish.

You are a goof if you think that is ok. They shifted their clocks to minimize times and there has been more than one bad report. Hey sounds like you are ok with an in and out. At that, it is no different than a time-watching escort. Bad massage and a cheating clock.

White knight for AMPs. That is new LOL. No place should cheat you out by trying to trick you with clocks set 15 minutes ahead. I am curious are you getting extras for slipping "good" reviews?

YMMV is an excuse and if I am putting the same down I should get fair treatment. Plain and simple. Some people still think AMPs are an escort business. Last I checked they are not independent. I usually give my tip up front but after my horrific experience at angels on hall? Not doing it anymore.

Ride on white knight.

[TCHairy]

I stopped in today to check it out. Paid the house fee and the massage started with me on my stomach, no towel, and it was just basic rubbing vs. Actual massage. At the time of the flip she offered a towel and I declined and she asked about touching (I said yes so I had to get up to get the cash) so we went right into the HE. It took a while since there was no build up either on my stomach or on my back. There was also a lot of noise (including her yelling to someone through the door). I also had to ask to turn on music since I was hearing a lot of voices next door and constant foot traffic from the offices above. Anyway, I don't think I'll return. The massage was so-so and poorly focused and the place itself isn't really great for relaxing into the experience.

[HkdigWeed]

K-Dreaming disappeared a few years ago. Anyone know of it made a comeback?

Or of similar services? Visiting from the Last Frontier soon. Anything beats what is available here.

Sadly no. They left a void. Seatac issues scared them off. Happy to ne wrong.

[MeeLikeeAsians]

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[Swim88]

Multiple solid reviews and one lousy one from a clown with a history of buffoonery. Perhaps she wasn't attracted to him. Perhaps he wanted FS for the price of a HJ. Perhaps he treated her the same way he's spoken of treating workers at other AMPs. As always YMMV, but it sounds like someone's mileage is always pretty terrible because of the one constant in every situation. Himself.

Plus the others in my PM's agreeing with me because they're likely not wanting to respond publicly so they don't have to deal with your ass.

Any place that has the the clocks set forward 15 minutes fast ain't offering good service. You're referring people there knowing it's a shithole likely because you're peeved that the last spot you shared got busy. Wahhhhh you had to wait for your daily dicky dunkin one time. You're trash man.

[Trux1]

Drove the 99 strip at 8 pm tonight and only saw one client car. Would be a good night to have an uninterrupted session.

[Mwhitt123]

... I laid on my back after taking my clothes off. She came in and sternly told me to roll over.
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She said her name was Ci Ci.

Ha! I always wanted to try sunny side up first, but was afraid I'd get scolded! Youch! Thanks for the report.

[Datadog]

K-Dreaming disappeared a few years ago. Anyone know of it made a comeback?

Or of similar services? Visiting from the Last Frontier soon. Anything beats what is available here.

[IntoFun]

I stopped by a close competitor (just around the corner). Was decent massage, she was super friendly, and a nice HJ finish. I wanted FS, but no go. I want to try Veela, but I hate how open the front entrance and parking is like your on display walking in LOL. I just have not been able to build up the nerve to walk in there.

What is the problem? Its just a massage place and your wearing a mask after all. LOL.

[Swim88]

Went and saw Lisa. Based on my experiences, I can't help but think that the previous positive field reports are fakes / trolls. Lackluster massage. Which is what I went for. Negotiations are always a turn off. She shook off normal pricing for extras and barely got me there with a standard finish. On top of that, I realized my sense of time was all fucky when she ended the massage. Low and behold, their clocks are 15 minutes fast. I tossed her a 20 and she complained. I laughed at her and pointed to my phone and then the clock. The look of defeat in her eyes as she realized she was busted was almost worth throwing her the 20. Won't return. Won't listen to field reports from fuckboys on here that complain after people follow up on their field reports any longer.