Massage Parlor Reports

[Jinurso]

Didn't have to fill out the website but screening was a bit more than anticipated. Honestly worth taking the risk on my end. The booker and I went back and forth because I over complicated my screening. Booker was kind enough to give me a green light after some confusion.

Can confirm apartments with full size rooms with one shared bathroom if I'm not mistaken. Place was pretty clean and hidden from major traffic.

Was able to see Natalia and can vouch for pretty much every review here. South American near 40 but pretty fit. The massage was way better than anticipated, she mentioned she was a PT back home. Let her massage me for 15 minutes. Was only planning to get L1 but after the massage and teasing, I caved for FS at 1 extra. No BBJ but close to GFE like experience.

Everybody keeps talking about Sandra's massage and now I'm a little jealous because I've seen her twice, each time for an hour and never got a massage from her.

[ChicagoGoer]

They are in apartments but you can't get the address until you book with them. They are a weird mix between a massage parlor and an incall. They have beds and are in apartments, but half the girls don't do anything but HR. And they don't take walkins but depending on who happens to be manning the phones at the time, screening with vary.

Didn't have to fill out the website but screening was a bit more than anticipated. Honestly worth taking the risk on my end. The booker and I went back and forth because I over complicated my screening. Booker was kind enough to give me a green light after some confusion.

Can confirm apartments with full size rooms with one shared bathroom if I'm not mistaken. Place was pretty clean and hidden from major traffic.

Was able to see Natalia and can vouch for pretty much every review here. South American near 40 but pretty fit. The massage was way better than anticipated, she mentioned she was a PT back home. Let her massage me for 15 minutes. Was only planning to get L1 but after the massage and teasing, I caved for FS at 1 extra. No BBJ but close to GFE like experience.

[IMissCutler]

I've tried Belmont spa the times that I've visited and while good, I would love to try something else that's hopefully nearby.

Rubmaps lists VIP massage&spa as a candidate but is anyone able to confirm L1 there?

If there's any others close by I would appreciate the info greatly.

There's new hope on Lincoln where you should be able to get what you want.

Natural healers on Ashland with big tit Tina but she is greedy.

Princess is just East down Belmont and Maggie is hot.

Also relax just down Ashland a little.

Or go west on Belmont towards western and there is Yspa.

Also if going that way then Clybourn is right there and you can hit Ling ling.

[RaccoonJoe]

Try New Hope and Comfy. Both spas are nearby. There's also Broadway spa further north.

I've tried Belmont spa the times that I've visited and while good, I would love to try something else that's hopefully nearby.

Rubmaps lists VIP massage&spa as a candidate but is anyone able to confirm L1 there?

If there's any others close by I would appreciate the info greatly.

[Satriani]

I went to HAO Spa, 3523 S Halsted, twice this past week and struck out both times. First time I had a chubby older Eskimo by the name of Lisa. Lisa gave a good 30 min massage but nothing extra. I tried to rub her ass and she moved away. I got a table shower with Lisa and she stayed away from the boys.

Second time I ended up with a younger chubby Asian by the name of Emily. Emily's massage was not good as Lisa's. Both girls kept me draped.

Any of you guys have any luck with these girls??

Was at HAO twice and left happy but that was a few years ago. Watch out for parking on Sox home games, got a ticket for not having a resident sticker.

Also I agree with everything said about Moonlight.

[DirtyDan2020]

I've tried Belmont spa the times that I've visited and while good, I would love to try something else that's hopefully nearby.

Rubmaps lists VIP massage&spa as a candidate but is anyone able to confirm L1 there?

If there's any others close by I would appreciate the info greatly.

[Red6666]

Tried this place today. 1 woman, Lala. Older and chubby maybe a 5/10.130 FS no option for BBBJ. Place had multiple beds but no walls. It was clean. I am not planning to repeat.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/190137

North Side doesn't have many good options. Will keep trying.

[Red6666]

Went to the place on Irving. One woman there, Lala. Older and chubby not a terrible attitude but not real fun either. 130 FS NO BBBJ option which is what I like. Place is set-up with multiple beds but no walls.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/190137

I don't plan to repeat. Seems like there is nothing great on the North side.

[Gopher88]

I have been there twice, both times same experience. They have trouble keeping massage girls. Girls wear mask entire session and mask you on the flip. Very little teasing or roaming only self service offered.

Thanks for the info. Save me a trip.

[Jinurso]

Thanks to Jinurso for compiling this list!

I went to see Laura this week and had a fun time. Tall & thin blond Eastern Euro with B cups. Saw her when she first started and it was OK but this time she was much more into it. Did the HH for 160 which started with a real massage, then on the flip she could tell I wanted more. She offered 50 for BJ & 100 for FS. Did the FS which included an enthusiastic CBJ with time spent on the balls, then she road me while moaning the entire time. Switched to Mish and finished without any rushing. Plenty of kisses included. She was energetic and bubbly the entire time. I suspect YMMV but I was not disappointed.

That seems to fit into her general rap sheet. In summary "GFE YMMV".

Was BBBJ not an option?

[ChgoJJ]

I went to HAO Spa, 3523 S Halsted, twice this past week and struck out both times. First time I had a chubby older Eskimo by the name of Lisa. Lisa gave a good 30 min massage but nothing extra. I tried to rub her ass and she moved away. I got a table shower with Lisa and she stayed away from the boys.

Second time I ended up with a younger chubby Asian by the name of Emily. Emily's massage was not good as Lisa's. Both girls kept me draped.

Any of you guys have any luck with these girls??

[IMissCutler]

Mandy, the famous was a gem but, She has got new bolt ons used to love her

Don't tell me this. Mandy has been on my list of women to go see and it was because of her nice big naturals. If she got fake ones I just might have to cross her off.

[Member #6286]

I've never tried setting an appt with any of them. I just go to various spots. I'm always curious or nervous when it's not a business but an apartment. Is this what they are? I'd like to see them but how much info do they really need? I always hated giving too much personal info. Make sense. Or am I just being paranoid LOL.

Update on Salma. Maybe the reason she was reviewed poorly is because she is listed on Tryst as escort with 400-500 rate. So why settle for peanuts at CLM is she is bringing in independent Tryst money. I'm thinking she is doing CLM to cover slow days and prob knows she's not getting $400.

[TJGeek]

4-24-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Changes:

Audrey is gone.

Naomi is gone.

Amy is gone.

Maddie is gone.

Lexi is gone.

Sarah is back.

More info needed:.

Thanks to Jinurso for compiling this list!

I went to see Laura this week and had a fun time. Tall & thin blond Eastern Euro with B cups. Saw her when she first started and it was OK but this time she was much more into it. Did the HH for 160 which started with a real massage, then on the flip she could tell I wanted more. She offered 50 for BJ & 100 for FS. Did the FS which included an enthusiastic CBJ with time spent on the balls, then she road me while moaning the entire time. Switched to Mish and finished without any rushing. Plenty of kisses included. She was energetic and bubbly the entire time. I suspect YMMV but I was not disappointed.

[Biliator]

Mandy, the famous was a gem but, She has got new bolt ons used to love her Attitude and really wanted to give you a great massage I have a bad shoulder and we would spend time working on it as well as a legit neck crack after her bolt ons she has less massage performance then usual she is def one of hottest Asian masseuses I've seen and great personality maybe a bad day before got no more then l1 I believe all is on table now do what you may with the info I'll give it a while before I'm back.

Mandy's always taken very good care of me. She likes that I see her time to time, as I was a frequent patron of Selena's back in the day.